The super seminary of a certain mythical beast
Chapter 333 Qilin: You two don't have a good thing!
Chapter 333 Qilin: You two don't have a good thing!
Huaxia, North Star City, in a certain high-end villa complex in the egg community.
"Call Mushroom Head, call Mushroom Head, I didn't find anything abnormal here, over." Qilin wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses vigilantly looked around and took out a miniature walkie-talkie with extremely wretched movements.
"Mushroom Head thinks you're a melon~" Bingyi's voice came from Qilin's walkie-talkie.
After a rustling sound from the bushes beside Qilin, Bingyi came out speechlessly.
"Are you sick? The distance between us is less than 50 meters, and we still use the walkie-talkie."
Qilin raised the 'Sony' brand SLR hanging around his neck: "What do you know? This is called advance rehearsal, do you know about rehearsal?"
"Preliminary show, I think you are full and have nothing to do." Bing Yi said while taking out a pair of gold-framed glasses from his pocket and putting them on.
"Oh, right, this guy looks like a dog to be a qualified gossip reporter." Qilin smiled nonchalantly.
"Cough~ I told you to read more books, being like a dog is a derogatory term." Bing Yi reminded.
"What derogatory term? My dictionary is clearly a commendatory term." Qilin's hand flashed a light as he spoke, and a thin booklet with four small golden characters of "Ki's Dictionary" appeared in his hand.
Bingyi was about to continue to taunt, when suddenly he caught a glimpse of a Porsche parked right in front of him out of the corner of his eye.
"Okay, stop making trouble, hurry up and get to work! The target has arrived." Fingyi said to Qilin with a serious expression.
Then he stooped and quietly climbed onto a tree.
Qilin also followed Bingyi's footsteps and climbed up together.
"Did you see that woman in the blue floral dress? That's our target, watch for my signal later. As soon as I make a gesture, you immediately run over to attract her attention~" Bing Yi said.
"Okay~ eh? Wait, why is it me again?" Qilin keenly noticed something was wrong.
"Have you ever seen the boss personally go into battle?" Bingyi rolled his eyes.
"When did you become the boss? Don't forget that I paid for the opening of the newspaper this time!" Qilin said.
"You won this tracking and filming business?" Bing Yi raised his eyebrows.
"No." Qilin shook his head decisively.
"You paid for the equipment in your hand?" Bingyi continued to question.
Qilin shook his head again.
"Then you're babbling here, hurry up, or I'll send all those star posters you secretly hid to Sister Qingluan." Bing Yi changed his strategy directly.
Qilin made an international gesture and jumped down from the tree cursingly, and hid in the bushes.
Bing Yi stared intently at the woman in the blue floral dress as she got out of the car, his right hand followed the woman's movements and slowly raised.
"Come on, get ready." Before Bingyi's hand dropped, the impatient Qilin had already run out.
Bingyi stared dumbfounded at Qilin who had already chatted with the woman in the blue floral dress.
He hasn't gestured yet.
Bing Yi jumped down from the tree where he was hiding, like an experienced hunter trying to catch his prey, he stooped to the planned location, and took out the pinhole camera hidden in his chest pocket.
Bingyi pointed the camera at the woman in the blue floral dress, and snapped violently.
The mission of this trip to Bingyi and Qilin is to find the evidence of the woman wearing the blue floral dress, so that the client can find a reason for divorce.
If a certain ice dragon and a certain unicorn go to the mortal world more often, they may know that ordinary gossip reporters will never take on this kind of private work. After all, according to logical thinking, this kind of work is generally a private detective.
When Bingyi put down the pinhole camera contentedly, he happened to see the woman in the blue floral dress raise her jade hand and slap Qilin on the face.
A few minutes later, Qilin returned to Bingyi's side covering his red and swollen face.
"What's the situation?" Bingyi couldn't help asking.
"Don't mention it. When I was about to speak in the past, she directly said that there would be an additional fee for the one-stop service of 1000 nights. I thought she was selling insurance, and then asked her what the so-called one-stop service included. I didn't say anything. After I finished speaking, I got slapped." Qilin explained.
There was a flash of light in Bingyi's hand, and a small bottle with 'He Xiangu brand rat medicine' written on it was thrown to Qilin by Bingyi who didn't read the words.
"This stuff is useful for reducing swelling, so I'll put it on quickly later."
Qilin uncorked the bottle and took a deep sniff: "It still smells like mint? It's not bad."
"You recover here for a while, I'll go and hand over the things to the employer." After finishing speaking, Bingyi turned into a blue-white glow and disappeared.
Qilin hummed and rubbed the potion in the bottle on his swollen face.
When Qilin was about to throw away the bottle after wiping it, he happened to see the small words "He Xiangu Brand Rat Medicine".
"Bingyi! You bastard!"
A few days later, in a dilapidated two-story building.
Qilin's head was bandaged, like a mummy.
At this moment, he is staring at a certain unscrupulous ice dragon with murderous eyes!
"That's right, your appearance is enough to make a guest appearance in some mortal museum." Bing Yi casually tied a bow on the bandage on Qilin's head and nodded.
"Don't wait for me to recover, I'll tell you, this matter is endless." Qilin yelled vaguely.
"What? You want to give Bingyi 100 million?" Hexi just opened the door and walked in, just in time to hear Qilin's shout.
"Give it to his uncle... I'll give Bingyi 100 million feet, which is about the same..." Qilin continued to yell, but the voice was still unintelligible.
"Why are you here?" Bing Yi hurried up after seeing He Xi.
"What are you talking about, I'm asking you when will you get rid of that Bi Xiao?" He Xi looked at Bing Yi and asked.
"It's not something I can deal with if I want to. She is a child-giving lady with a fairy status, although it is true that she is not doing her job right now." Bing Yi scratched her head.
"By the way, Qilin seemed to be saying that he would give you 100 million just now. What's going on?" Hexi asked as if he had thought of something.
Bingyi looked at Qilin in surprise, and Qilin immediately shook his head, expressing that he never said that.
"Oh, how dare you not admit it? I just heard it." He Xi smirked.
Bingyi immediately understood after seeing his wife's smirk.
"Hehehe, since you have spoken about Qilin, you can't go back on your word." Bingyi also showed the same smirk as Hexi.
Qilin glared at the pair of guys who took advantage of the fire in front of him: "Bingyi...don't wait for me to recover, wait until I recover and see if I don't smash your dog's head off."
"What? You want to add another 100 million?" Bingyi smirked and pretended to be listening.
Kirin:. . . .
He stopped talking, okay?
He Xi and Bing Yi exchanged glances, and Bing Yi's hand was filled with blue and white rays of light, and the writing brush appeared in front of him immediately.
He Xi stood beside Bing Yi with a smirk.
"You husband and wife don't have a good thing." Qilin made a resigned declaration.
"What? Another 200 million more? Alright, I'll satisfy you." Bingyi wrote a few more strokes with a smirk.
Kirin:. . . .
(End of this chapter)
Huaxia, North Star City, in a certain high-end villa complex in the egg community.
"Call Mushroom Head, call Mushroom Head, I didn't find anything abnormal here, over." Qilin wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses vigilantly looked around and took out a miniature walkie-talkie with extremely wretched movements.
"Mushroom Head thinks you're a melon~" Bingyi's voice came from Qilin's walkie-talkie.
After a rustling sound from the bushes beside Qilin, Bingyi came out speechlessly.
"Are you sick? The distance between us is less than 50 meters, and we still use the walkie-talkie."
Qilin raised the 'Sony' brand SLR hanging around his neck: "What do you know? This is called advance rehearsal, do you know about rehearsal?"
"Preliminary show, I think you are full and have nothing to do." Bing Yi said while taking out a pair of gold-framed glasses from his pocket and putting them on.
"Oh, right, this guy looks like a dog to be a qualified gossip reporter." Qilin smiled nonchalantly.
"Cough~ I told you to read more books, being like a dog is a derogatory term." Bing Yi reminded.
"What derogatory term? My dictionary is clearly a commendatory term." Qilin's hand flashed a light as he spoke, and a thin booklet with four small golden characters of "Ki's Dictionary" appeared in his hand.
Bingyi was about to continue to taunt, when suddenly he caught a glimpse of a Porsche parked right in front of him out of the corner of his eye.
"Okay, stop making trouble, hurry up and get to work! The target has arrived." Fingyi said to Qilin with a serious expression.
Then he stooped and quietly climbed onto a tree.
Qilin also followed Bingyi's footsteps and climbed up together.
"Did you see that woman in the blue floral dress? That's our target, watch for my signal later. As soon as I make a gesture, you immediately run over to attract her attention~" Bing Yi said.
"Okay~ eh? Wait, why is it me again?" Qilin keenly noticed something was wrong.
"Have you ever seen the boss personally go into battle?" Bingyi rolled his eyes.
"When did you become the boss? Don't forget that I paid for the opening of the newspaper this time!" Qilin said.
"You won this tracking and filming business?" Bing Yi raised his eyebrows.
"No." Qilin shook his head decisively.
"You paid for the equipment in your hand?" Bingyi continued to question.
Qilin shook his head again.
"Then you're babbling here, hurry up, or I'll send all those star posters you secretly hid to Sister Qingluan." Bing Yi changed his strategy directly.
Qilin made an international gesture and jumped down from the tree cursingly, and hid in the bushes.
Bing Yi stared intently at the woman in the blue floral dress as she got out of the car, his right hand followed the woman's movements and slowly raised.
"Come on, get ready." Before Bingyi's hand dropped, the impatient Qilin had already run out.
Bingyi stared dumbfounded at Qilin who had already chatted with the woman in the blue floral dress.
He hasn't gestured yet.
Bing Yi jumped down from the tree where he was hiding, like an experienced hunter trying to catch his prey, he stooped to the planned location, and took out the pinhole camera hidden in his chest pocket.
Bingyi pointed the camera at the woman in the blue floral dress, and snapped violently.
The mission of this trip to Bingyi and Qilin is to find the evidence of the woman wearing the blue floral dress, so that the client can find a reason for divorce.
If a certain ice dragon and a certain unicorn go to the mortal world more often, they may know that ordinary gossip reporters will never take on this kind of private work. After all, according to logical thinking, this kind of work is generally a private detective.
When Bingyi put down the pinhole camera contentedly, he happened to see the woman in the blue floral dress raise her jade hand and slap Qilin on the face.
A few minutes later, Qilin returned to Bingyi's side covering his red and swollen face.
"What's the situation?" Bingyi couldn't help asking.
"Don't mention it. When I was about to speak in the past, she directly said that there would be an additional fee for the one-stop service of 1000 nights. I thought she was selling insurance, and then asked her what the so-called one-stop service included. I didn't say anything. After I finished speaking, I got slapped." Qilin explained.
There was a flash of light in Bingyi's hand, and a small bottle with 'He Xiangu brand rat medicine' written on it was thrown to Qilin by Bingyi who didn't read the words.
"This stuff is useful for reducing swelling, so I'll put it on quickly later."
Qilin uncorked the bottle and took a deep sniff: "It still smells like mint? It's not bad."
"You recover here for a while, I'll go and hand over the things to the employer." After finishing speaking, Bingyi turned into a blue-white glow and disappeared.
Qilin hummed and rubbed the potion in the bottle on his swollen face.
When Qilin was about to throw away the bottle after wiping it, he happened to see the small words "He Xiangu Brand Rat Medicine".
"Bingyi! You bastard!"
A few days later, in a dilapidated two-story building.
Qilin's head was bandaged, like a mummy.
At this moment, he is staring at a certain unscrupulous ice dragon with murderous eyes!
"That's right, your appearance is enough to make a guest appearance in some mortal museum." Bing Yi casually tied a bow on the bandage on Qilin's head and nodded.
"Don't wait for me to recover, I'll tell you, this matter is endless." Qilin yelled vaguely.
"What? You want to give Bingyi 100 million?" Hexi just opened the door and walked in, just in time to hear Qilin's shout.
"Give it to his uncle... I'll give Bingyi 100 million feet, which is about the same..." Qilin continued to yell, but the voice was still unintelligible.
"Why are you here?" Bing Yi hurried up after seeing He Xi.
"What are you talking about, I'm asking you when will you get rid of that Bi Xiao?" He Xi looked at Bing Yi and asked.
"It's not something I can deal with if I want to. She is a child-giving lady with a fairy status, although it is true that she is not doing her job right now." Bing Yi scratched her head.
"By the way, Qilin seemed to be saying that he would give you 100 million just now. What's going on?" Hexi asked as if he had thought of something.
Bingyi looked at Qilin in surprise, and Qilin immediately shook his head, expressing that he never said that.
"Oh, how dare you not admit it? I just heard it." He Xi smirked.
Bingyi immediately understood after seeing his wife's smirk.
"Hehehe, since you have spoken about Qilin, you can't go back on your word." Bingyi also showed the same smirk as Hexi.
Qilin glared at the pair of guys who took advantage of the fire in front of him: "Bingyi...don't wait for me to recover, wait until I recover and see if I don't smash your dog's head off."
"What? You want to add another 100 million?" Bingyi smirked and pretended to be listening.
Kirin:. . . .
He stopped talking, okay?
He Xi and Bing Yi exchanged glances, and Bing Yi's hand was filled with blue and white rays of light, and the writing brush appeared in front of him immediately.
He Xi stood beside Bing Yi with a smirk.
"You husband and wife don't have a good thing." Qilin made a resigned declaration.
"What? Another 200 million more? Alright, I'll satisfy you." Bingyi wrote a few more strokes with a smirk.
Kirin:. . . .
(End of this chapter)
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