The super seminary of a certain mythical beast

Chapter 334 Qilin Da Neng dies because of eating unknown food!
Kunlun Fairy Mountain, in the residence of Bingyi Cave.

"How is it? Is everything about strength okay?" Bing Yi Mei asked with a smile.

"Focus on the left side, that's right there." Hexi responded.

The strength in Bing Yi's hands increased slightly.

"Give me a little more strength, do you understand? Haven't you eaten yet?" Qingluan's ferocious voice next to her immediately attracted Bingyi and his wife to look sideways.

I saw Qilin kneading here and there in a perfunctory manner, looking listless.

"Look at Big Brother Bingyi, he knows how to cherish sister Hexi, how come you are completely different." Qingluan complained.

"I haven't eaten breakfast yet~" Qilin said.
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"Didn't I make you something to eat?" Qingluan patted the table.

Qilin glanced at the dark thing that looked like poisonous gas on the plate on the stone table, and fear immediately appeared on his face.

"Well... To be honest, I suddenly discovered that eating meat is not very good for your health. Isn't the whole Three Realms calling for vegetarians now? I think cucumbers are pretty good." Qilin explained.

Bing Yi leaned close to He Xi's ear and muttered something.

Hexi immediately looked at Qilin with a sympathetic look.

"It's okay, look at the vegetarian dishes, I'm also prepared." The sun surged on Qingluan's body, and a plate filled with green and yellow intertwined things immediately appeared on the stone table. The black plate looked like poison gas at first glance. next to.

"Come and eat~" Qingluan returned to the appearance of a small bird and looked at Qilin with a smile.

Qilin swallowed, and subconsciously looked at Bingyi, a bold idea suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Bingyi, you didn't seem to go out this morning, did you? Come and eat together." Qilin smiled strangely and waved.

Bingyi looked at him with disgust and said something that drove Qilin crazy.

"In the morning, I asked that kid Baxia to bring it for me."

Bing Yi stood up and pulled He Xi, who was trembling with laughter, towards the outside of the cave.

"Hey Bingyi, wait for me, we have to add up the [-] million project." Qilin wanted to keep up as he spoke.

"Brother Qilin~" Qingluan shouted in a whiny tone.

Qilin staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"Hey, girl Qingluan, I'll just go out for a while, and I'll be back within 5 minutes at the most if you believe me." Qilin felt that he could do another rescue.
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"You don't give face to me when you speak well, is it necessary for you to be obedient?" Qingluan glared at Qilin angrily.

"Qilin, you can eat with peace of mind, I've sent Ba to call the black coffin-carrying team, don't worry, I'll pay for it." Bingyi's smirk made Qilin immediately wilt like an eggplant beaten by frost.

Taking a deep look at the stone table not far from him, Qilin walked over with difficulty.

"Come on, let's have a taste." Qingluan stretched out his hand and pushed the two plates of things that could be considered food to Qilin.

Qilin stretched out his hand with a dull expression like a marionette, and took the chopsticks that Qingluan handed him.

Pick up vegetables and deliver them to your mouth.

Under Qingluan's earnest gaze, he said two words in a hoarse voice: "Delicious."

Immediately, he rolled his eyes, foaming at the mouth and twitching all over his body.

He passed out!

Qingluan hugged Qilin who had lost consciousness happily, hehe, she is one step closer to becoming a good wife and mother.

An hour later, a sound of whistling and beating woke up the unconscious Qilin.

When he recovered, he found that he had been placed in a nailed box?
A bad premonition came from the bottom of his heart.

He violently slapped the cap that was imprisoned on top of his head, and kept yelling: "Fuck Bingyi! Your uncle, I haven't farted yet, let me out..."

Feeling the violent vibration under his feet, Bingyi smirked and waved his hands to the clones around him.

Frozen End No. [-] immediately cleared his throat and called out Qingluan's voice.

"Brother Qilin, why did you leave like this? I was just about to tell you that I am pregnant with nineteen little Qilins."

Frozen No. [-] and Frozen End No. [-] looked at each other, and at the same time picked up the Suona and Erhu that were prepared in advance.

Then the rhythm of "Today is a good day" sounded.

Next to him, Ba Xia, Prisoner Niu and Xiao Feng laughed while clutching their bellies.

"You three stop laughing, hurry up and help." Bingyi shouted helplessly.

"Hahahahaha... Good Uncle Bingyi~" Led by the boss Prison Niu, Xiaofeng and Baxia wailed together.

"My Uncle Qilin, why did you just go there? My Yasuo still needs your guidance."

"That's right, Uncle Qilin, have you forgotten that you called me Xiao Tiantian in front of the moon that night?"

"Uncle Qilin, don't worry, I will inherit your last wish and help you change your rank from diamond to black iron."

Bingyi forcibly suppressed the urge to laugh, lowered his voice and said slowly: "Today we are very honored and very sad to come to the funeral of Qilin Da Neng. Mr. Qilin is a real Happy, and he spent his whole life for The entertainment industry in the Three Realms is constantly adding bricks and tiles. Now I announce: the burial ceremony has officially begun. Family members please bow!"

Qilin, who was imprisoned in the coffin, gritted his teeth and wanted to mobilize his mana to break through this broken thing, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break through.

Listening to the struggling sound of a certain unicorn in the coffin, Bing Yi silently put on a big lock.

Taking a rough look, I saw nearly thirty big locks with different mana fluctuations hanging on the coffin that imprisoned Qilin.

"After bowing, I will announce the cause of death of Qilin Daneng. According to the Erlang God Da Lao Yang of the Tianting Law Enforcement Team, it has been identified that Qilin Daneng swallowed food made with condiments such as monosodium glutamate, alcohol, laundry detergent, and mouthwash. Unfortunately, he was poisoned and died at a ghostly age." After finishing speaking, Bing Yi couldn't suppress the urge to laugh any longer and directly lay on the ground, his body trembling for a while.

Suddenly Qingluan's anxious figure appeared in front of Bingyi and the three little captive cows: "Brother Bingyi, have you seen Big Brother Qilin? I just cooked a meal and wanted him to taste it."

Bingyi put his hand behind his back and made a pressing gesture, which quickly calmed down the somewhat frightened three little ones.

"Just now he seemed to be yelling like a flower or something, and flew out in a hurry." Bing Yi said nonsense without changing his expression.

"Ruhua? Well, you're thinking about other women again, let's see if my old lady won't tear your skin apart when she finds you." Qingluan's ferocious expression turned into a ray of light and disappeared.

The unicorn in the coffin was about to go crazy, okay, even if he went out by himself now, he might not be able to live a happy life again.

He rolled his eyeballs and immediately used his mana to whisper into Bingyi's ear with the technique of 'whispering the voice into his ears', "I have a secret treasure."
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Kaka-
Not long after the coffin was opened, Bingyi came in with an anxious expression on his face.

"Where is the treasure you mentioned?"

Qilin grabbed Bingyi and punched Bingyi's eyes: "It's right here!"

A certain ice dragon's eyes immediately became panda eyes.

"Hey, you dare to engage in a sneak attack! Your uncle!" Bing Yi yelled and fell headlong into the coffin.

After Bingyi fell headlong into the coffin, the quick-sighted prisoner immediately sealed the coffin.

Frozen End:. . .

Kirin:. . .

"Prisoner cow! You brat, wait for me to go out and see how I deal with you!" The two beasts yelled in unison.

Then the two beasts looked at each other and smiled at the same time.

The scene of meeting for the first time many years ago and defending back to back together in the face of the dragon's attack kept echoing in the minds of the two gods and beasts in the small coffin.

(End of this chapter)