Rebirth of the Tang Dynasty's strongest consort

Chapter 8
The pretendingly smart Princess Xiangcheng and his wife planned to use "poetry" to satirize Fang Yiai's lack of knowledge, but what they never expected was that their act accidentally broke into Fang Yiai's areas of expertise!
"Writing poetry? Li Bai, Du Fu and other great writers have not yet been born, so I can just copy one." Fang Yiai murmured to herself, looking at the princess and his wife of Xiangcheng with proud eyes, "Could it be that this is a university?" People often say "the enemy has strayed into my field of expertise? ""

Xiao Rui's father, Xiao Yu, was a famous writer in history. He was influenced by his father since he was a child.

Full of confidence, Xiao Rui drank the fine wine and said to the attendant during the dinner, "Come on, let Xiao Er bring the pen and ink."

Seeing that Xiao Rui was going to attack Fang Yi'ai, the attendant gave a sinister smile and trotted away from the private room.

When the attendant brought the Four Treasures of the Study, Princess Xiangcheng and Concubine Xiao Rui looked at Fang Yiai with more and more disdain.

Taking out the Langhao pen, Xiao Rui got up and stood up, looking at Fang Yiai's eyes, as if a tiger is watching a lamb, "Brother Fang, Xiao will show his shame first."

"Auspicious snow is flying all over the world, Mo Dao Tiangong is alone and unrestrained, but the coquettishness is in the emperor's house. Since ancient times, the aspirations have been elegant, and the most important thing is to step on the snow to enjoy the plum blossoms."

After Xiao Rui finished his poem, everyone clapped their hands and applauded Xiao Rui's poem when they saw the official script painted with silver hook and iron on the rice paper.

Seeing that Xiao Rui deliberately forcibly changed the rhyme to curry favor with the two princesses Gaoyang and Xiangcheng, Fang Yiai sneered and thought, "The coquettishness is in the emperor's house? Flattering and flashy, it seems that Xiao Rui's reputation is exaggerated!"

Fang Yiai's sneer because of forgetfulness, happened to be at the moment when everyone's praise fell. The silent environment made the sneer especially harsh, and everyone in the banquet heard it really.

Seeing that Fang Yiai sneered at the poems he made, Xiao Rui was furious, "You!"

"Okay, okay." Seeing Xiao Rui's angry face, Princess Gao Yang quickly persuaded him: "Mr. Xiao, why should you be as knowledgeable as a reckless man?"

Seeing Princess Gaoyang calling Fang Yiai a "reckless man", Princess Xiangcheng couldn't help feeling a little contempt in her heart. Sitting at the banquet, she looked at Fang Yiai lazily and said, "What Shuer said is that Fang Yiai, Zhang Huan After all, Liang is also the son of an important official in the court. If you beat him up in public, Prime Minister Fang might not look very good if it gets out, right?"

Xiao Rui looked at Fang Yiai with sarcasm, with a hint of sneer on his face, "Princess, don't you know? Brother Fang is best at dancing spears and sticks. Beating people after drinking is just a common thing." ?”

After finishing speaking, Xiao Rui took advantage of the victory and pursued, using words to push Fang Yiai to the cusp of "poetry writing".

"Brother Fang is an expert at wielding guns and sticks. I wonder if he is good at dancing with words?"

Seeing that Xiao Rui wanted to make a fool of herself, Fang Yiai smiled slightly, got up and picked up a brush, dipped it in ink and prepared to write the poems of being a "Wen Chao Gong" for the first time in her life.

Looking at Fang Yiai who concentrated on writing, Princess Gaoyang was a little dazed. How much she longed for Fang Yiai to be like Xiao Rui, a romantic and talented scholar full of articles. spend this life.

But Princess Gaoyang, who had known about Fang Yiai's character from friends and maids before, knew clearly that all this was just her wishful thinking!

It was done in no time, looking at the regular script written on the rice paper, Fang Yiai nodded in satisfaction, and just when he was about to pick up the rice paper for everyone to pass around, there was a burst of angry curses from various organs, suddenly from the door It rang out.

"What did you say? Someone has occupied Tianzi No. [-] room? Do you know who I am? Go, let the people in the room get out!"

"Grandpa, please put out the fire. We have other private rooms, which are no worse than Tianzi No. [-] room! Your adults don't care about the villains, so how about going to the Yichun Courtyard and calling a few sisters to accompany you for a drink? "

"You're a smart kid!"

The unbearable shouting and vulgar words spread into the private room where Fang Yiai and others were staying.

In an instant, the people who were not very interested in Fang Yiai's calligraphy at first, the remaining interest in their hearts disappeared along with the shouting and scolding.

Princess Xiangcheng has a kind disposition, and when she heard the vulgar scolding outside the door, she was immediately annoyed, "Where did the reckless man come from? What a bad luck!"

Princess Gaoyang never planned that Fang Yiai could write any decent poems. Now that she has completed her revenge plan to suppress Fang Yiai with the help of everyone, she has no intention of paying attention to Fang Yiai, "Sister, don't be angry. I Why don't you go downstairs to enjoy the flowers with your sister?"

Princess Xiangcheng agreed to Gao Yang's proposal, and the two, surrounded by Xiao Rui and others, walked out of the private room slowly, and walked towards the first floor where plum blossoms of various colors were placed.

Because of the beating of Zhang Liang before and Xiao Rui's speech made Xiao Rui feel embarrassed, everyone did not invite Fang Yiai to go to appreciate the plum blossoms together, and Fang Yiai was also happy, and only waited for noon to find an excuse to meet Qin Qiong and his daughter .

"There are a few plum blossoms in the corner, and Ling Han blooms alone, knowing that it's not snow, only the dark fragrance comes."

Looking at the verses of the Northern Song poet Ouyang Xiu copied by her "Wen Chaogong", Fang Yiai gave a wry smile, raised her head and drank a glass of fine wine, and said casually: "If you want to put your heart on the Yaoqin, if you have few friends, who will know if the string is broken?"

Fang Yiai's "Wen Chao" poem about plums is much better than Xiao Rui's doggerel, but because of the contempt from the heart, Princess Gao Yang and others missed this excellent poem originally from the Song Dynasty.

After secretly sighing, Fang Yiai filled up the wine, followed Princess Gao Yang's example before, put the wine glass under her nose and sniffed it gently.

Fang Yiai, who traveled back to the Tang Dynasty from the 21st century, originally thought that she would never be able to see the fine wine from the Western Regions in this life, but today the wine appeared in Chang'an wine shop. This is undoubtedly a small surprise for Fang Yiai from heaven. In her previous life, Fang Yiai used to drink some red wine before going to bed to relieve stress. At this time, Fang Yiai has already been captured by the fine wine in front of her. How could she care about Gao Yang and others who went downstairs to admire the plum blossoms.

Seeing the sun in the sky and approaching noon, Fang Yiai planned to finish drinking the fine wine in the jade pot, so she took a chance to get away and talk to Qin Qiong and her daughter.

Just after Fang Yiai drank the last glass of wine, Gao Yang and others who had gone downstairs to enjoy the plum blossoms in high spirits happened to return to the private room on the second floor.

Princess Gao Yang pushed the door open and entered, only to see that her black eyebrows were slightly angry at the moment, and she still had the flowery smile before.

Behind Princess Gaoyang, Xiao Rui supported Princess Xiangcheng and walked slowly into the private room. At this time, Princess Xiangcheng's eyes were red, as if she had just cried.

Looking at Xiao Rui again, at this moment, the veins on his forehead are bulging, and his hands are trembling slightly, as if he is forcibly suppressing the anger in his heart.

Sitting at the banquet, Princess Gaoyang picked up the wine glass, threw it on the ground and smashed it into pieces, "Damn fat pig, I will go to the Si Yamen to raise soldiers and horses later, and let his head be hung at the entrance of the vegetable market to make bacon tomorrow." !"

Seeing that Princess Gaoyang was furious, Fang Yiai asked casually: "What happened?"

The anger in Princess Gao Yang's heart was nowhere to be found. Seeing that Fang Yiai came to her door, Gao Yang regained her arrogant temper, "Go away, you useless reckless man!"

Her kind condolences were met with insults from Princess Gaoyang, which made Fang Yiai feel extremely upset, "You!"

"What are you! Look at Concubine Xiao, not only is he first-rate in writing, but he is no worse than you in his hands!"

Hearing Princess Gao Yang's praise, the anger in Xiao Rui's heart gradually calmed down, and he said in a hateful voice: "Let me bump into that dead fat pig next time, I will definitely not give up with him!"

While speaking, Princess Xiangcheng buried her head in Xiao Rui's arms suddenly, and sobbed softly.

From the words of the two and the actions of Princess Xiangcheng, Fang Yiai secretly guessed, could it be that Princess Xiangcheng has been underestimated?
Just when Fang Yiai guessed what happened to Gao Yang and others just now downstairs, Princess Gao Yang transferred her anger to Fang Yiai again, "What are you still doing here in a daze? Are you watching the fun?"

Saying that, Princess Gao Yang snorted coldly, pointed at Fang Yiai and said, "You don't know how to write poetry, how about beating people? You can't either?! Get out, get out!"

Gao Fang Yiai was taken aback by Gao Yang's inexplicable words, and was about to ask, but after hearing Princess Gao Yang's follow-up words, Fang Yiai's mood fell to the extreme in an instant.

"Making trouble for no reason!" After a cold snort, Fang Yiai ignored everyone in Gao Yang, turned around and walked straight towards the door.

But before Fang Yiai took a few steps, the door of the private room was suddenly kicked open from the outside.

Seven or eight strong men dressed as soldiers entered the private room, and behind them followed a middle-aged fat man in a splendid robe with blood on his face.

The fat man stood behind the soldier, covered his forehead with his hands, and cursed: "Who beat Grandpa just now? Get out!"

As soon as the fat man opened his mouth, Fang Yiai recognized that when he was writing a poem just now, the shouting and scolding coming from outside the door came from the mouth of the fat man in front of him!
(End of this chapter)