WeChat shakes out 5000 years
Chapter 257
Chapter 257
Sima Shang fights against Meng Tian, damn it, it's a pity that Chai Luo didn't witness this good show with his own eyes.However, Meng Tian's body hadn't fully grown yet, and Sima Shang was in the prime of his life, so the result was self-evident, and Meng Tian let Sima Shang beat him up.
"The private discussion is not a life-and-death battle on the battlefield. Besides, there were many friends from both sides at that time. Seeing Meng Tian was knocked out, I was also pulled away by everyone, so I broke up!"
Sima Shang said, scratching his bald head with his hands:
"At first, I didn't take it seriously, but later I heard that Meng Tian wanted to kill me, and he said that he would never stop dying. I couldn't understand why there was such a big hatred. After investigation, I found out that in After Meng Tian woke up, he found that his clothes were wet. Someone told him that after defeating him, he pissed on him. Hehe, Patriarch, do you think I'm so disrespectful that I pissed on a child? "
Chai Luo also felt that Sima was still unable to do this, because he had a bottom line in life.It might be possible to replace it with a fool like Li Ji.
"You were wronged, and you didn't investigate!"
"Investigate ass, it didn't take long, Qin and Zhao countries started fighting. I said I didn't pee on Meng Tian, it sounded like I was scared. Just pee, it's not a big deal , it was impossible for our two families to become friends!"
Indeed, a general of Zhao State and a general of Qin State are destined to be enemies for the rest of their lives. irrelevant.
But now it's a little troublesome.
The state of Zhao fell, and Sima Shang went to the palace to serve as a guard for Chai Luo's daughter-in-law.Have a chance to meet Meng Tian again?
What about the misunderstanding of urinating?
The ancients all paid attention to a person who could be killed but not humiliated, and there were a few who could bear the humiliation in the crotch. What's more, this is different from drilling someone's crotch, which is to pee directly on the body!
"Meng Tian is one of Fatty Ying's most trusted people. It's hard to talk about seeing each other later!"
"Whatever, anyway, it's already like this, so do whatever you want!"
Sima Shang was really open-minded, thought about it, and didn't take this matter to heart.
Chai Luo has a bit of a headache, both of them are his WeChat friends, so we can't let them fight to the death!
"There's nothing wrong with it. If you really didn't do this, you'll have to get to the bottom of it. How can it be possible to be held in the shit plate and not say a word?"
"It's been several years since the incident, and almost all the people present at the time were dead. It's hard to find someone to prove it. What can I do? The yellow mud fell into the crotch, and it's not that or that!"
No proof!Cai Luo also has a big head.
"Is there no one alive?"
"I remember one, Xin Sheng. That guy seemed to be there at the time, and he took Meng Tian and his men away. Back then, that guy was a peacemaker, but I didn't like him because he He was rude and gave him two punches."
Xin Sheng? !
Heard the name again.
The person Wang Jian regards as his teacher must be awesome!
Was it Xin Sheng who took Meng Tian and Meng Tian's men away?Could it be that this buddy created a rumor, because Sima Shang also beat him up, so it provoked further conflicts between Sima Shang and Meng Tian?
The more you think about it, the greater the possibility!
But if Xin Sheng really did this, Chai Luo has no way to get to the bottom of it for the time being.That guy led Qin Bing, and after defeating the Yan-Dai Allied Forces by the Yishui River, he chose to retreat bravely, where can we find him!
I'm not afraid that there will be no good things, but I'm afraid that there will be no good people. With that bastard Xin Sheng in the middle fanning the dark wind and lighting the will-o'-the-wisp, it's hard for Meng Tian not to ask Sima Shang to kill him.
"Forget it, let me explain to Meng Tian for you later, we are all famous generals in the world, there is no need to beat them to death!"
"No, Patriarch, your kindness is appreciated by Chai Shang, let's forget about it. Seeing Meng Tian, at worst, the two of us will fight again. When you say it, it seems that I am afraid of him. Famous general? Humph, I have killed more people than Meng Tian has ever seen, and I have won more battles than all the battles he has fought, what a fart he is!"
In later generations, if you catch anyone and ask them, 80.00% of them don't know which onion Sima Shang is, but 90.00% of them know who Meng Tian is.However, the current Meng Tian is a fledgling and has not yet stood out in the battle of blood and fire, so Sima Shang only said so.
"Ahem, it's better to resolve enemies than to end them!"
"There is no solution for our enemies. Huh, even if he is a famous general, he is also a famous general of Qin State, and I am a general of Zhao State, so I am still an enemy!"
There's nothing wrong with that, there's nothing wrong with that!Cai Luo was also speechless.
"Forget it, let's not talk about Meng Tian. However, Old Shang, I still have a question that I don't understand. Why did you choose to be my daughter's guard? Could it be that besides me, you can't think of anyone to repay your favor to?"
"Hehe, really not! The thing I dislike the most in my life is being in debt to others. So if I can not owe a favor, try not to. The only one who owes a favor is General Li Mu. Originally, the general was killed, and I planned to follow him Even if he is a ghost, the general must be a general. He always needs help, right? If he has no great ability, it is more than enough to be the general's deputy. It's just that the general told me before he was killed that he must help He took care of his stupid son Li Ji, so I had no choice but to live on. Now that Li Ji’s business is over, the only thing left is your life-saving grace, Immortal Master.”
"I heard you from Luo Suo when I was talking about swords in Huashan. Actually, I also have selfish intentions when I come here to protect the little princess. Haha, with a god like you as the backer, who can kill you?" Me? Even if I am not pleasing to the fat man, he can't do anything to me."
Anyway, he is also a famous general of Zhao country, this guy is not stupid!
There must be many people in Qin State who hated Sima Shang deeply, and Meng Tian's family is one of the most important figures.Although Meng Tian is not very famous now, he is not alone.Meng Wu's family are all good people, they are deeply favored by King Qin Yingzheng, and it is not a trivial matter to deal with Sima Shang who has ruined his country and family.
Where is the safest place in the world?
Xianyang Palace!
If Chai Luo couldn't understand what was being said to this extent, it was purely out of his mind.
Sima Shang used this identity to come to Xianyang Palace, Fatty Ying and himself became his backers, so safety was definitely not an issue.Even if Meng Tian is full of anger and grievances, he can't do anything to him!
"You don't pay attention to it. I was still thinking about how to help you and Meng Tian turn the fight into friendship. For a long time, you even counted on me!"
Sima still laughed noncommittally.
(End of this chapter)
Sima Shang fights against Meng Tian, damn it, it's a pity that Chai Luo didn't witness this good show with his own eyes.However, Meng Tian's body hadn't fully grown yet, and Sima Shang was in the prime of his life, so the result was self-evident, and Meng Tian let Sima Shang beat him up.
"The private discussion is not a life-and-death battle on the battlefield. Besides, there were many friends from both sides at that time. Seeing Meng Tian was knocked out, I was also pulled away by everyone, so I broke up!"
Sima Shang said, scratching his bald head with his hands:
"At first, I didn't take it seriously, but later I heard that Meng Tian wanted to kill me, and he said that he would never stop dying. I couldn't understand why there was such a big hatred. After investigation, I found out that in After Meng Tian woke up, he found that his clothes were wet. Someone told him that after defeating him, he pissed on him. Hehe, Patriarch, do you think I'm so disrespectful that I pissed on a child? "
Chai Luo also felt that Sima was still unable to do this, because he had a bottom line in life.It might be possible to replace it with a fool like Li Ji.
"You were wronged, and you didn't investigate!"
"Investigate ass, it didn't take long, Qin and Zhao countries started fighting. I said I didn't pee on Meng Tian, it sounded like I was scared. Just pee, it's not a big deal , it was impossible for our two families to become friends!"
Indeed, a general of Zhao State and a general of Qin State are destined to be enemies for the rest of their lives. irrelevant.
But now it's a little troublesome.
The state of Zhao fell, and Sima Shang went to the palace to serve as a guard for Chai Luo's daughter-in-law.Have a chance to meet Meng Tian again?
What about the misunderstanding of urinating?
The ancients all paid attention to a person who could be killed but not humiliated, and there were a few who could bear the humiliation in the crotch. What's more, this is different from drilling someone's crotch, which is to pee directly on the body!
"Meng Tian is one of Fatty Ying's most trusted people. It's hard to talk about seeing each other later!"
"Whatever, anyway, it's already like this, so do whatever you want!"
Sima Shang was really open-minded, thought about it, and didn't take this matter to heart.
Chai Luo has a bit of a headache, both of them are his WeChat friends, so we can't let them fight to the death!
"There's nothing wrong with it. If you really didn't do this, you'll have to get to the bottom of it. How can it be possible to be held in the shit plate and not say a word?"
"It's been several years since the incident, and almost all the people present at the time were dead. It's hard to find someone to prove it. What can I do? The yellow mud fell into the crotch, and it's not that or that!"
No proof!Cai Luo also has a big head.
"Is there no one alive?"
"I remember one, Xin Sheng. That guy seemed to be there at the time, and he took Meng Tian and his men away. Back then, that guy was a peacemaker, but I didn't like him because he He was rude and gave him two punches."
Xin Sheng? !
Heard the name again.
The person Wang Jian regards as his teacher must be awesome!
Was it Xin Sheng who took Meng Tian and Meng Tian's men away?Could it be that this buddy created a rumor, because Sima Shang also beat him up, so it provoked further conflicts between Sima Shang and Meng Tian?
The more you think about it, the greater the possibility!
But if Xin Sheng really did this, Chai Luo has no way to get to the bottom of it for the time being.That guy led Qin Bing, and after defeating the Yan-Dai Allied Forces by the Yishui River, he chose to retreat bravely, where can we find him!
I'm not afraid that there will be no good things, but I'm afraid that there will be no good people. With that bastard Xin Sheng in the middle fanning the dark wind and lighting the will-o'-the-wisp, it's hard for Meng Tian not to ask Sima Shang to kill him.
"Forget it, let me explain to Meng Tian for you later, we are all famous generals in the world, there is no need to beat them to death!"
"No, Patriarch, your kindness is appreciated by Chai Shang, let's forget about it. Seeing Meng Tian, at worst, the two of us will fight again. When you say it, it seems that I am afraid of him. Famous general? Humph, I have killed more people than Meng Tian has ever seen, and I have won more battles than all the battles he has fought, what a fart he is!"
In later generations, if you catch anyone and ask them, 80.00% of them don't know which onion Sima Shang is, but 90.00% of them know who Meng Tian is.However, the current Meng Tian is a fledgling and has not yet stood out in the battle of blood and fire, so Sima Shang only said so.
"Ahem, it's better to resolve enemies than to end them!"
"There is no solution for our enemies. Huh, even if he is a famous general, he is also a famous general of Qin State, and I am a general of Zhao State, so I am still an enemy!"
There's nothing wrong with that, there's nothing wrong with that!Cai Luo was also speechless.
"Forget it, let's not talk about Meng Tian. However, Old Shang, I still have a question that I don't understand. Why did you choose to be my daughter's guard? Could it be that besides me, you can't think of anyone to repay your favor to?"
"Hehe, really not! The thing I dislike the most in my life is being in debt to others. So if I can not owe a favor, try not to. The only one who owes a favor is General Li Mu. Originally, the general was killed, and I planned to follow him Even if he is a ghost, the general must be a general. He always needs help, right? If he has no great ability, it is more than enough to be the general's deputy. It's just that the general told me before he was killed that he must help He took care of his stupid son Li Ji, so I had no choice but to live on. Now that Li Ji’s business is over, the only thing left is your life-saving grace, Immortal Master.”
"I heard you from Luo Suo when I was talking about swords in Huashan. Actually, I also have selfish intentions when I come here to protect the little princess. Haha, with a god like you as the backer, who can kill you?" Me? Even if I am not pleasing to the fat man, he can't do anything to me."
Anyway, he is also a famous general of Zhao country, this guy is not stupid!
There must be many people in Qin State who hated Sima Shang deeply, and Meng Tian's family is one of the most important figures.Although Meng Tian is not very famous now, he is not alone.Meng Wu's family are all good people, they are deeply favored by King Qin Yingzheng, and it is not a trivial matter to deal with Sima Shang who has ruined his country and family.
Where is the safest place in the world?
Xianyang Palace!
If Chai Luo couldn't understand what was being said to this extent, it was purely out of his mind.
Sima Shang used this identity to come to Xianyang Palace, Fatty Ying and himself became his backers, so safety was definitely not an issue.Even if Meng Tian is full of anger and grievances, he can't do anything to him!
"You don't pay attention to it. I was still thinking about how to help you and Meng Tian turn the fight into friendship. For a long time, you even counted on me!"
Sima still laughed noncommittally.
(End of this chapter)
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