WeChat shakes out 5000 years
Chapter 258 Bad Teacher and Apprentice
Chapter 258 Bad Teacher and Apprentice
After chatting briefly with Sima Shang for a while, Chai Luo quit WeChat.
Walking back and forth in the room for a few steps, the time is not short, and it is still necessary to exercise the muscles and bones.
One two one and Ba Wangcan exclaimed in the living room, I don't know when one two one came.
Since Xiaoba and [-] became friends, this guy seems to have a tendency to regard Chai Luo's home as his own, and the time he stays at home is almost longer than that of Chai Luo.
"Fuck, what is this?"
"Nimma, I haven't seen it before. It shouldn't be from China. At least I've never seen such a funny thing!"
"Foreign? Can't be. Is there anywhere in the world that I haven't been to, and is there anything I haven't seen? But, this thing is indeed something I haven't seen. It should be fruit? Touch it , see if it is true or false!"
"Nonsense, of course it's true. Look at the feel and smell. I'll fuck it up. Don't brag with me in the future, saying that you've seen everything. How about it? It's so funny!"
Through the door, Cai Luo guessed what the two guys were arguing about.
At the beginning, Jing Ke gave himself a bunch of fruits casually: four different fruits!
At that time, because I was concerned about the matter of the crazy old man, I didn't pay much attention to it.Although I feel strange about this thing in my heart, it is just fruit after all. There are many more important things in the world than this.So I just put him in the refrigerator in the living room.
At that time, Yi Eryi and Ba Wangcan were busy flattering Dong Tianxia, so no one noticed that Chai Luo had put something in the refrigerator.Now the mysterious fruit must be revealed to the world.
Pushing open the door, I happened to see [-] and Bawangcan, two idlers who were arguing, staring at each other.
"Who is so funny? This thing must be fake. The three apples were artificially tied together. Come, look for it, and you will definitely find the clue!"
"I think you don't cry when you see the coffin. Damn, take it easy, whoops!"
Amidst the roar, one two one one broke off an "apple" in a bunch, causing Bawangcan to exclaim.
"Look, it's fake, isn't it separated?"
Chai Luo, who had been standing behind the two of them, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Nima, it's fruit, and it's not made of reinforced concrete, of course it can be broken off!
"It doesn't matter if they are separated. Look at the incision, it is completely fresh, and there is no trace of grafting!"
Cai Luo's voice came from behind, making the two bastards who were arguing startled.Looking back at Chai Luo, both of them were a little embarrassed.
"Ahem, master, you are here!"
"Brother Chai, this, I'm really sorry, ahem, I didn't do it on purpose, who knew this thing is so weak!"
"No matter how strong it is, it's still a fruit. It can't be like reinforced concrete. It can't be pinched, so it can't be broken!"
While talking, he snatched the fruit that he pulled out from Yi Er Yi's hand, opened his mouth and took a light bite.
"Uh, what to eat?"
"How fresh, the fruit is of course edible!"
With fruit in his mouth, he said vaguely.
Anyone has a new picture.Chai Luo was the first to speak, and Yi Er Yi and Ba Wangcan were not too polite, and there were two more fruits, one for each of them.
It wasn't clean, I didn't get sick after eating it, and I didn't bother to wash it in the sink, so I took a big bite.
"Fuck!"
"Depend on!"
The two bastards yelled almost at the same time, and their faces turned into buns.
Sour, really Nima sour!
The moment the juice entered the mouth, the two foodies felt that their teeth were going to be sour!
Cai Luo just gnawed a little bit of the peel, and his mouth was already so sour that it seemed that he was not his own. He resisted talking to the two bastards, and now he came to the same conclusion after listening to these two bastards. The peel was thrown into the trash can beside him.
"Oh, it really is sour, I thought there was something wrong with my sense of taste!"
"Master, you don't bring such a thing!"
"Damn it, Brother Chai, it's the first time I realize that you're such a fool!"
The two foodies are still full of sour mouths, and they can't even speak clearly.
"I didn't cheat you, I just said he could eat, but I didn't say he was delicious!"
After speaking, he raised his hand and threw out the gnawed fruit.
"Fuck, wait a minute!"
Yi Er shouted and rushed out, no matter how fast he was, he couldn't compare with the flying fruit.When he caught up, the fruit had already fallen into the "barrel".
"Brother, waste everything, you!"
Regardless of how dirty the trash can was, One Two One reached out and pulled out the unknown fruit from under the scraps of paper.Suddenly feeling the wind behind him, he quickly turned his head and turned, and half of the fruit that was originally in Bawangcan's hand also flew into the trash can.
"Can you do it, what a waste!"
No time to pay attention to him, Bawangcan grabbed two bottles of soda on the corner cabinet, threw one bottle to Chai Luo, opened the other bottle by himself, and drank a big gulp.There is no way, the sour taste in the mouth is too unique.The most uncomfortable thing is that the sour smell still seems to seduce the stomach acid, and it keeps returning to acid water.
One-two-one is also uncomfortable, resisting the restlessness in the stomach, looking down at the half fruit in the trash can, and the two "disfigured" fruits in his hand, he still couldn't bear to throw away the one in his hand.
Swallowed a mouthful of spit:
"It's not tasty, so you can't just throw it away. It's not bad as an ornamental thing!"
"It's all been bitten, how can it be regarded as ornamental?"
"There are seeds. I can find experts from the Agricultural College to study and study. Maybe a new variety can be cultivated."
How else can I say that he is a person of status, and the angle of thinking about the problem is different.
Master and apprentice Chai Luo only saw whether the food in front of them was delicious, so they thought about agricultural science.
only……
A pair of bad teachers and apprentices sneered at One Two One's good intentions.
"Come on, spend a lot of effort to research something that can be seen but not eaten, you really have enough time!"
Ba Wangcan curled his lips in disdain, and took another big gulp of soda, finally clearing away the sour taste in his mouth.In bickering, one-two-one has never lost to Bawangcan, and just as he was about to open his mouth to refute, Chai Luo lost his temper with a critical strike:
"You need to find a ripe one for research. Since I can get these three unripe fruits, of course I can also find ripe ones!"
"Depend on!"
What do you mean by being clever but being mistaken by cleverness?
One Two One felt that he had done a good job of demonstrating it to this pair of bad mentors and apprentices.Ba Wangcan took another sip of soda, and after seeing Yi Er Yi's bewildered expression, he spit it out.
"Depend on!"
Cursing in a low voice, [-] also threw the two fruits in his hands into the trash can.
"Water, water, water!"
"Gone!"
Two empty soda bottles were delivered to him almost at the same time, and two gloating faces appeared in his sight at the same time...
(End of this chapter)
After chatting briefly with Sima Shang for a while, Chai Luo quit WeChat.
Walking back and forth in the room for a few steps, the time is not short, and it is still necessary to exercise the muscles and bones.
One two one and Ba Wangcan exclaimed in the living room, I don't know when one two one came.
Since Xiaoba and [-] became friends, this guy seems to have a tendency to regard Chai Luo's home as his own, and the time he stays at home is almost longer than that of Chai Luo.
"Fuck, what is this?"
"Nimma, I haven't seen it before. It shouldn't be from China. At least I've never seen such a funny thing!"
"Foreign? Can't be. Is there anywhere in the world that I haven't been to, and is there anything I haven't seen? But, this thing is indeed something I haven't seen. It should be fruit? Touch it , see if it is true or false!"
"Nonsense, of course it's true. Look at the feel and smell. I'll fuck it up. Don't brag with me in the future, saying that you've seen everything. How about it? It's so funny!"
Through the door, Cai Luo guessed what the two guys were arguing about.
At the beginning, Jing Ke gave himself a bunch of fruits casually: four different fruits!
At that time, because I was concerned about the matter of the crazy old man, I didn't pay much attention to it.Although I feel strange about this thing in my heart, it is just fruit after all. There are many more important things in the world than this.So I just put him in the refrigerator in the living room.
At that time, Yi Eryi and Ba Wangcan were busy flattering Dong Tianxia, so no one noticed that Chai Luo had put something in the refrigerator.Now the mysterious fruit must be revealed to the world.
Pushing open the door, I happened to see [-] and Bawangcan, two idlers who were arguing, staring at each other.
"Who is so funny? This thing must be fake. The three apples were artificially tied together. Come, look for it, and you will definitely find the clue!"
"I think you don't cry when you see the coffin. Damn, take it easy, whoops!"
Amidst the roar, one two one one broke off an "apple" in a bunch, causing Bawangcan to exclaim.
"Look, it's fake, isn't it separated?"
Chai Luo, who had been standing behind the two of them, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Nima, it's fruit, and it's not made of reinforced concrete, of course it can be broken off!
"It doesn't matter if they are separated. Look at the incision, it is completely fresh, and there is no trace of grafting!"
Cai Luo's voice came from behind, making the two bastards who were arguing startled.Looking back at Chai Luo, both of them were a little embarrassed.
"Ahem, master, you are here!"
"Brother Chai, this, I'm really sorry, ahem, I didn't do it on purpose, who knew this thing is so weak!"
"No matter how strong it is, it's still a fruit. It can't be like reinforced concrete. It can't be pinched, so it can't be broken!"
While talking, he snatched the fruit that he pulled out from Yi Er Yi's hand, opened his mouth and took a light bite.
"Uh, what to eat?"
"How fresh, the fruit is of course edible!"
With fruit in his mouth, he said vaguely.
Anyone has a new picture.Chai Luo was the first to speak, and Yi Er Yi and Ba Wangcan were not too polite, and there were two more fruits, one for each of them.
It wasn't clean, I didn't get sick after eating it, and I didn't bother to wash it in the sink, so I took a big bite.
"Fuck!"
"Depend on!"
The two bastards yelled almost at the same time, and their faces turned into buns.
Sour, really Nima sour!
The moment the juice entered the mouth, the two foodies felt that their teeth were going to be sour!
Cai Luo just gnawed a little bit of the peel, and his mouth was already so sour that it seemed that he was not his own. He resisted talking to the two bastards, and now he came to the same conclusion after listening to these two bastards. The peel was thrown into the trash can beside him.
"Oh, it really is sour, I thought there was something wrong with my sense of taste!"
"Master, you don't bring such a thing!"
"Damn it, Brother Chai, it's the first time I realize that you're such a fool!"
The two foodies are still full of sour mouths, and they can't even speak clearly.
"I didn't cheat you, I just said he could eat, but I didn't say he was delicious!"
After speaking, he raised his hand and threw out the gnawed fruit.
"Fuck, wait a minute!"
Yi Er shouted and rushed out, no matter how fast he was, he couldn't compare with the flying fruit.When he caught up, the fruit had already fallen into the "barrel".
"Brother, waste everything, you!"
Regardless of how dirty the trash can was, One Two One reached out and pulled out the unknown fruit from under the scraps of paper.Suddenly feeling the wind behind him, he quickly turned his head and turned, and half of the fruit that was originally in Bawangcan's hand also flew into the trash can.
"Can you do it, what a waste!"
No time to pay attention to him, Bawangcan grabbed two bottles of soda on the corner cabinet, threw one bottle to Chai Luo, opened the other bottle by himself, and drank a big gulp.There is no way, the sour taste in the mouth is too unique.The most uncomfortable thing is that the sour smell still seems to seduce the stomach acid, and it keeps returning to acid water.
One-two-one is also uncomfortable, resisting the restlessness in the stomach, looking down at the half fruit in the trash can, and the two "disfigured" fruits in his hand, he still couldn't bear to throw away the one in his hand.
Swallowed a mouthful of spit:
"It's not tasty, so you can't just throw it away. It's not bad as an ornamental thing!"
"It's all been bitten, how can it be regarded as ornamental?"
"There are seeds. I can find experts from the Agricultural College to study and study. Maybe a new variety can be cultivated."
How else can I say that he is a person of status, and the angle of thinking about the problem is different.
Master and apprentice Chai Luo only saw whether the food in front of them was delicious, so they thought about agricultural science.
only……
A pair of bad teachers and apprentices sneered at One Two One's good intentions.
"Come on, spend a lot of effort to research something that can be seen but not eaten, you really have enough time!"
Ba Wangcan curled his lips in disdain, and took another big gulp of soda, finally clearing away the sour taste in his mouth.In bickering, one-two-one has never lost to Bawangcan, and just as he was about to open his mouth to refute, Chai Luo lost his temper with a critical strike:
"You need to find a ripe one for research. Since I can get these three unripe fruits, of course I can also find ripe ones!"
"Depend on!"
What do you mean by being clever but being mistaken by cleverness?
One Two One felt that he had done a good job of demonstrating it to this pair of bad mentors and apprentices.Ba Wangcan took another sip of soda, and after seeing Yi Er Yi's bewildered expression, he spit it out.
"Depend on!"
Cursing in a low voice, [-] also threw the two fruits in his hands into the trash can.
"Water, water, water!"
"Gone!"
Two empty soda bottles were delivered to him almost at the same time, and two gloating faces appeared in his sight at the same time...
(End of this chapter)
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