urban immortal deity

Chapter 53 You Think I'm a Cucumber

"Are you their parents? Androgynous?"

Lu Yunxiao smiled.

This man is interesting.

I stayed outside the door for a long time without coming in, and now I am not in a hurry to come in.

There is no limit to the self-confidence.

Unexpectedly, there is a man who is more confident than Lu Yunxiao!
"Uh……"

Fang Qi was caught off guard by Lu Yunxiao's question.

I just made a slip of the tongue and said a small problem, and was caught by this kid.

Is it interesting to be literal?

"Boy, don't be shy.

I think you have good skills, but you are too crazy.

It just so happened that my eldest daughter came back today, I am happy, and I will give you pointers.

Let you know what it means that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people! "

Fang Qi put his arms around his chest, and said calmly: "Give me two hands, don't say that I bully young people."

"it is good."

Lu Yunxiao smiled, stretched out his right hand, and circled in mid-air.

boom!
I saw Fang Qi spinning and flying out.

"Dad!"

The three Dielianhua sisters screamed.

He hurried downstairs and helped his father up.

Fang Sidie pointed at Lu Yunxiao's nose and cursed: "Break into our house, secretly sleep in my room, and beat my father.

You are absolutely lawless!
I want to call the police and take you to jail! "

"It was he who wanted to compete with me."

Lu Yunxiao spread his hands, expressing his innocence.

"you!"

Fang Sidie wanted to whip Lu Yunxiao's mouth and beat him to death.

Fang Qi waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I'm fine.

This is a martial arts exchange between us men, and injuries are inevitable.

What's more, I haven't been injured yet. "

He was very magnanimous, walked up to Lu Yunxiao, raised his brows, and said, "Young man, it seems that I, Fang Qi, sometimes misunderstood.

I gave you both hands just now, I underestimated you.

Now I'll give you a hand..."

Swish!
Lu Yunxiao drew a circle with his right hand.

boom!
Fang Qi flew upside down, and was thrown into the corner again, with a disheveled face.

"Little guy, don't be brave."

Lu Yunxiao smiled and shook his head.

"impossible!"

Fang Qi jumped up, unable to calm down anymore.

I'm not in the mood to talk either.

The whole person is like a cheetah, scurrying over.

He swung his right leg up.

Snapped!
The air seemed to be pounding loudly.

What a whip leg!
No wonder the three daughters all have a pair of fit and slender jade legs, it seems that they are all trained like this.

But Lu Yunxiao still drew a circle with his right hand.

effortlessly.

Instead, he used the power of his whip to send him out.

pat!

Seeing Fang Qi being thrown firmly on the door, his whole body stuck to it.

"dad!"

The three sisters hurried over to help him.

At the same time, he stared at Lu Yunxiao with evil eyes.

"Don't touch me."

Fang Qi yelled, and carefully climbed down from the top.

He wiped the nosebleed from his face with a solemn expression.

There was even a hint of excitement: "Master, master.

I actually met a master of hidden dragons and crouching tigers like you here.

Tell me why you came to my house.

Who sent you here.

Are you trying to take me back?
Humph.

To tell you the truth, I still have cards, but I don't want to get mad.

Before I get mad, I order you to get out! "

"Neuropathy."

Lu Yunxiao rolled his eyes and was speechless.

Originally, he was going to go out, but he was stopped by your crazy, so he put you down three times.

Now, he said without shame that he ordered me to go out.

Still want to go crazy.

There is something wrong with my brain!
Don't bother to pay attention to this nagging man.

Lu Yunxiao strode towards the door.

But as soon as the door was opened, a strong wind came from the back of his head.

"Give you a face?"

Lu Yunxiao sneered.

boom!
He kicked out hard with one foot.

"what!"

Fang Qi yelled in pain and was kicked against the wall behind him.

There was a distorted and painful expression on his face.

"dad!"

The three Dielianhua sisters screamed in fright.

This is the first time I have seen my father show such a painful expression.

In their eyes, their father is invincible.

But today, he was kicked away by this kid, making his teeth grin.

"You are not allowed to run!"

Fang Sihua stopped Lu Yunxiao and said in fear.

She knew that if Lu Yunxiao wanted to kick herself away, only one toe would be enough.

But he still stopped in front of him without hesitation.

Because of this guy, he hurt his father.

He must make an apology to his father and compensate his father for treatment!

Especially since he sneaked into our house and hasn't apologized to us yet.

How could you let him go so easily?

"Do I need to run?"

Lu Yunxiao smiled.

Instead, he didn't leave, sat on the sofa, and said lightly: "Go get me a glass of water, I'm a little thirsty.

Have you cooked yet?
Seeing that you are also rich, the food quality should not be low.

Then I will have a meal here today, which can be regarded as a compliment to you. "

"..."

Fang Sihua was stunned for a moment, staring at this guy bewilderedly.

Do you really stop treating yourself as an outsider?

He sneaked into our house, beat our father, and is still dragging us to eat and drink.

I have never seen such a thief in the world!

Too arrogant! !
"You ugly little thief, is there something wrong with your brain?

If you want to drink water, pour it yourself, if you want to eat, cook it yourself.

Still want to eat and drink for free, how can it be so easy!
Send you to prison, you can eat and drink for nothing. "

Fang Sihua pointed out a bright way for Lu Yunxiao.

Lu Yunxiao waved his hand: "The food in the prison is terrible."

"...You still put your nose on your face, saying that wind is rain?"

Fang Sihua wanted to stuff a sock into Lu Yunxiao's mouth to gag him.

"Little Hua, don't be disrespectful to this little brother!"

Fang Qi finally came down from the wall.

He moved his body a bit, loosened his muscles and bones, and came to Lu Yunxiao: "Little brother.

I don't know Taishan with my eyes, so I mistook my little brother.

It was indeed my fault for the sneak attack just now.

The little brother just kicked me and actually kept his hand, I know.

So thank you little brother for keeping your hand.

I don't know what the little brother is called, what is the name in the world? "

Lu Yunxiao said lightly: "My name is Lu Yunxiao.

On the rivers and lakes... well, let's just count on the rivers and lakes.

Known as the Emperor of Heaven!

You can kneel down and confess your mistake to me, and this emperor will forgive you the crime of sneak attack. "

"..."

Fang Qi wiped the cold sweat off his forehead in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, Emperor Yunxiao.

Kneeling is not popular here, so please have a light meal, which is our most sincere apology. "

"Well, yes."

Lu Yunxiao didn't pursue too much.

After all, I did enter the wrong house, which caused people's misunderstanding.

The majestic emperor is not an unreasonable person.

"You are so ugly, you have a thick skin. Do you really want to eat at my house?"

Fang Sihua was speechless.

Why is Dad so confused, he wants to invite this person to dinner at home.

It was obviously this kid who sneaked into their house, so why did they want to apologize instead.

Although the sneak attack at the end was indeed wrong.

But how can we use normal methods to deal with enemy thieves.

To deal with the wicked, one should resort to all means.

"Yes, you go out, you, a rogue thief, are not welcome in our family!"

Fang Sidie is also coquettish.

But Lu Yunxiao leaned back, lying in a BJ paralyzed position, the old god was there: "Just stopped me, and now he's driving me away.

How can it be so easy!

Let me out and I'll go out, let me in and I'll come in?
You think I'm a cucumber. "

(End of this chapter)