urban immortal deity

Chapter 54

cucumber?

what the hell!

What nonsense this guy is talking about is illogical and incomprehensible.

The three Dielianhua sisters are very confused.

Luan Zihui's pretty face flushed slightly.

She understood it!

So shy.

Unexpectedly, I lost the innocence of the past.

But this domineering president's words also gave her a blow.

man, huh!

No matter how domineering the president is, he is also a wretched pervert.

In front of so many lovely girls, he actually said such a thing.

You are so shameless!
bad guy!

If Tang Yueru were here, she would definitely scoff at Luan Zihui's thoughts.

Where is this?

This one can joke even when he is frightened.

And it was in public that he made such a joke on Guo Zhenhu beside him.

There is no taboo, regardless of gender, it is shameless to the extreme.

Giving him the title of "King of Obscene Jokes" is definitely worthy of the name!

"How could Heavenly Emperor Yunxiao be a cucumber?

Cucumber, which is both a vegetable and a fruit, is two-faced, how can it be compared with Yunxiao Tiandi! "

Fang Qi speaks righteously.

He yelled at the three sisters: "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and make tea for Emperor Yunxiao!
Really, I don't know the rules at all.

Emperor Yunxiao appeases his anger, all three of my daughters have been spoiled by me. "

"Dad, you...!"

The three sisters were aggrieved and angry.

If the person in front of them wasn't for their own father, he would have been kicked into outer space a long time ago.

How dare we make tea for people ourselves.

Are we tea people?

"I'm not going anyway."

Fang Sidie found a chair and sat down, crossing her legs.

"I'm not going either."

Third sister Fang Sihua glanced at the ceiling.

"Then, then, let me do it."

Luan Zihui sighed.

Who let me be the assistant of the big star of Dream Butterfly?

It's better to do this kind of service to others by yourself.

"Let me go!"

The second sister Fang Silian yelled and rushed over to snatch the cup from Luan Zihui's hand.

Under Luan Zihui's dumbfounded gaze.

She filled a glass of tap water, then threw a little tea into it, and brought it to Lu Yunxiao.

"Little handsome boy, drink some tea."

She smiled kindly.

Fang Qi reassured: "My second child is still the most obedient and cutest..."

But wait for him to take a closer look at the cup of tea.

His face turned green with anger.

Are you making tea for people, or are you deliberately humiliating people?

It's been hard to appease this young man with a second-class illness, and now you're here to make trouble again.

Your father is mad at you!

"Take your tea away!"

Fang Qi scolded angrily, and ordered: "Let's serve dinner immediately. You, go and inform Aunt Wang to serve the food, and clean up the dust for Emperor Yunxiao."

He knew that the three daughters could not be counted on, so he was pointing at Luan Zihui.

"I……"

Luan Zihui felt aggrieved.

what I did wrong?

How do I have to wait on your daughter while I work.

Now I have to take care of your family.

This job is really tough.

"Shouldn't you clean up the dust for me? Why is it his turn to cleanse the dust for him?"

Fang Sidie muttered in dissatisfaction.

Fang Qi ignored her, and smiled apologetically at Lu Yunxiao: "Emperor Yunxiao, please move to the restaurant."

"it is good."

Lu Yunxiao stood up.

Fang Qi followed him to lead the way, thinking in his heart that people with second illnesses would not be offended.

This young man actually calls himself a Heavenly Emperor.

That's hilarious!
How old are you, and you still play this kind of boring title problem.

Think back to the time when Fang Qi called himself the Monkey King, that was when he was wearing crotch pants.

Today's young people are so naive!

Fang Qi secretly despised Lu Yunxiao's boredom.

But Lu Yunxiao was still regarded as the honored guest.

Because he knew that this person who appeared out of nowhere might be a turning point in his life.

Just now I tried it myself, and found that this young man was not sent by Shimen to arrest me.

And his strength, unexpectedly, is as unfathomable as the seniors in the division.

Although I don't know how he ran to his home.

However, this may be the opportunity God gave him.

So no matter how much the daughters hated him, they couldn't drive him away.

"Emperor Yunxiao, take your seat."

Fang Qi is very respectful.

When he called out the words Yunxiao Tiandi, he wasn't embarrassed at all.

Lu Yunxiao was very satisfied with his performance and sat calmly.

Since returning to Earth, this is the first time someone has been honored as the name of the cultivation world.

I miss it very much.

But all four girls are embarrassed.

Your sister is making a movie.

Return to the Emperor of Heaven.

Why don't you say that you are the Jade Emperor of Yunxiao Palace?

"Sit down, you don't need to stand. The emperor allows you to have a meal together."

Lu Yunxiao gestured with both hands, and said calmly.

The four girls looked at him together, as if looking at an idiot.

We're all seated already.

You should stop pretending.

"cut!"

Luan Zihui suddenly called out.

Fang Sidie giggled and said: "This cut shouted very well, but that idiot may not understand, so he still has to continue acting.

He really thinks of himself as the emperor, what a lunatic.

Secondary illness kills people! "

Lu Yunxiao ignored them, and didn't care what Fang Qi was saying.

He only has food in his eyes.

That Wu Lian absorbed it so well yesterday that her body has been transformed to a certain extent.

If you say you were a small bowl before, you are now a big bucket.

And I slept until noon, and now I am so hungry.

So he became a jerk.

The food has just been served.

Fang Qi smiled and introduced: "This is the famous salmon in Wuzhou City, and my chef is a chef in a five-star hotel.

After his processing, and the combination of his perfect knife..."

Not finished yet.

I saw that the plate was empty.

"..."

Fang Qi got stuck in an instant.

All four girls were also stunned.

Holding chopsticks, I don't know what to pick up.

So embarrassing.

Their brains are covered.

"Well, go on, I'm listening."

Lu Yunxiao finished eating as quickly as possible, and said, "Next dish."

The next dish is coming soon.

And then gone again.

One dish after another, just like magic before their eyes, turned into empty plates.

"are you idiot!"

Fang Sihua finally couldn't take it anymore, she dropped her chopsticks and cursed angrily.

"Be safe and don't be impatient, be safe and don't be impatient, there is still a lot to eat.

We couldn't finish eating, but with Emperor Yunxiao here, we didn't waste it. "

Fang Qi quickly smoothed things over.

It's impossible to scold my daughter.

Because he agrees with his daughter very much.

The young man in front of him who loves to show off the emperor's profile is really a pig, a fool.

Eating so fast is not afraid of choking to death.

I'm starving to death.

We invited you, an unexpected guest, to dinner, only to starve to death.

Is there any reason?
"The pink pig's trotters are here."

The servant who delivered the food came in after giving the names of the dishes.

rub!
All four girls stood up, left their seats, and rushed over.

Qi Qi grabbed a pig's trotter and began to gnaw it with lightning speed.

The servant was stunned for a moment, dumbfounded.

When did the always dignified and lovely ladies become so unrestrained.

Just when she was surprised, she saw Master Fang Qi also coming over, silently took a pig's trotter, and gnawed excitedly as if no one else was around.

"..."

Is the trotters so fragrant today?
Master, don't you like to eat pig's trotters?
Lu Yunxiao also looked at this scene in astonishment.

It's different from Guobei Hotel.

Why don't you people know how to respect me, the Heavenly Emperor?

Don't know how to let the guests eat first?
Think about it, Guo Zhenhu and his family are easy to get along with.

Lu Yunxiao was filled with emotion.

(End of this chapter)