The strongest bragging system in history

Chapter 10

Chen Fang, who shot the goal just now, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

This damn is that bastard is so bad, you can explain it carefully, why do you take every sentence into the ditch.

Not only was Chen Fang distracted for a while, even the other team members were a little abnormal!
After the kick-off was resumed, all the players on the field listened to Fang Wen's foaming commentary.

"Okay, now Chen Fang made a diagonal thrust, and thrust into the opponent's back all at once, it's really wonderful..."

Wonderful, your sister, if you are not satisfied with the forward penetration, you still insert the other party's back?
This explanation is too perverted!
Interrupted by Fang Wen, all the members of class six were absent-minded, allowing the members of class two to seize the opportunity to fight back.

Li Haixin made a breakthrough with the ball, and cooperated with his teammates to make a two-for-one, all the way to the hinterland of the sixth class. Unfortunately, when he kicked, he didn't grasp the timing well and missed it!
This time, Chen Fang and the others were awakened!

Paralyzed, just listening to the two hundred and five forwards, and the ones going backwards, almost counterattacked.

As soon as the members of the sixth class became serious, the second class immediately fell behind.

Chen Fang and the other two members of the youth training team ran like flying on the field, played exquisite coordination, and threatened the goal of the second class again and again.

If it weren't for a little bit of luck, the second class had already lost the city gate at this time.

But if it goes on like this, it will be a matter of time before the second class loses the game!

Fang Wen talked nonsense on stage for a while, feeling a little dry.

Asuka Qiluo obediently handed over a bottle of water.

Fang Wen opened it and took a few sips: "How is my explanation!"

Tomorrow Hua Qiluo tilted her head and thought for a while, "Very good..."

"Cough cough!"

Well, this girl's question is also a white question, what is the attraction of a buddy, this girl follows her every step of the way.

Fang Wen looked at the situation on the field, and the second class was in a passive and beaten situation.

I promised Ding Wen that if Class Two would win the game, even if I hadn't promised, I wouldn't let scumbags like Cai Liang and Chen Fang be embarrassed!
"System, exchange for an invincible fart-making simulator, and exchange for a tiny intelligent robot bee!"

"The exchange for the invincible fart-making simulator was successful!"

"Successful exchange of micro-robot bees!"

Fang Wen spread out his hand, and saw a robotic bee appearing on his hand, which was exactly the same size as a normal bee.

He clicked, pressed out the virtual screen, and started various settings.

Next to her, Asuka Qiluo looked at Fang Wen pointing in confusion, not knowing what the mystery was.

After the setting was completed, Fang Wen took out the "Invincible Fart Simulator".

The little bee made a soft "click", and its mouthparts opened. Fang Wen put the dust-like simulator into the mouthparts of the little bee.

The little bee flew away with a "buzz", and quickly flew towards Chen Fang in the field.

"The technology of Nima Galaxy is amazing. It is amazing to be able to make a simulator so tiny!"

Fang Wen sighed unconsciously.

But think of it as a high-latitude universe, and technology doesn't know how far away from the earth, this kind of thing is just the lowest-end thing in black technology.

Chen Fang on the field just broke the opponent's ball and was running hard. This time he must break through the opponent's goal.

He went over and over again, broke through the penalty area, and was about to hit the goal when he lifted his foot.

Suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, as if something had sneaked into the chrysanthemum!

At the same time, he took a shot. Because of the abnormality of the chrysanthemum, the kick was weak and weak, and was easily confiscated by the goalkeeper!

What happened to this Nima?

Chen Fang was very depressed, what is the reason for the chrysanthemum tightening for no reason, it's so weird!
I just felt it carefully, it seemed that it just hurt for a while, and there was no more text.

It's time to eat less spicy food these days, could it be because of hemorrhoids!
Chen Fang didn't think much about it, and continued to run. The opportunity was good just now, but unfortunately, the chrysanthemum tightened suddenly and the shot missed. This kind of opportunity must not be let go.

Thinking of this, Chen Fang became a little angry, and now that second idiot is still muttering in the speaker, inserting it over and over again, and inserting it behind, it's so frankly affecting people's emotions!

Fang Wen, who was sitting on the stage, stroked his chin: "Is this already installed?"

This "Invincible Fart Simulator" is not to make people fart, but to create the effect of fart. As for how effective it is, Fang Wen doesn't know yet, but since it is a simulated fart, at least there must be a sound or something .

He is too far away to hear!
But on the court, everyone fights close to each other very frequently. When you fart suddenly, you ask whether it will affect your emotions.

When the time comes, Chen Fang will make strange noises one after another, and ask you, can you still be so vigorous?

If it still doesn't work, then buddy continue to be crowed, don't use too many means to deal with this kind of idiot!

At this moment, a loud noise was suddenly heard, as if a thunder had exploded out of thin air, and then Fang Wen saw Chen Fang flying more than ten meters away, with a puff of yellow smoke trailing behind his buttocks, tumbling, it was amazing ...

"Damn it, Chen Fang showed his supernatural power. He used the propulsion force of the fart to advance more than ten meters at once, achieving the effect of teleportation. The defenders didn't react at all..."

Fang Wen saw that it was effective, and quickly explained it loudly into the loudspeaker.

Asuka Qiluo next to him stared dumbfounded at Chen Fang on the field. How did he do it? Is a fart so powerful? Isn't this a bit exaggerated!
Not only Asuka Qiluo was stunned, even the players on the field were stunned!
Brother, are you farting?You are a biochemical weapon. Who has ever seen farts so loud that the entire football field can hear it clearly, just like a thunderbolt in the clear sky.

What's more, your fart turns into a puff of yellow smoke, how much exhaust gas is stored in your stomach?The recoil can push you more than ten meters, don't exaggerate, okay?

The audience in the stands were shouting and cheering, but they were shocked by Chen Fang's sudden move, and the whole stand was completely quiet!
"He... did he fart?"

"Probably, maybe, maybe... yes!" said another uncertain.

"This is too exaggerated. Whoever is next to him will have a yellow face!" A fat man looked shocked.

"You're thinking too much. If anyone is by your side, I guess they'll have fainted!"

Chen Fang was about to collapse. The fart just now was definitely not done by himself. Although he felt the impact and heard the sound, he obviously didn't fart!

"I didn't do that fart just now!" Chen Fang said to his teammates from the youth training team with a broken face.

"Young Master Chen, let's continue. Don't explain, everyone has seen it!" The team member said in a low voice, explaining a little bit at this time, should I trust my eyes or you?
Before he finished speaking, another loud noise was heard, and Chen Fang's buttocks dragged a puff of yellow smoke and flew up more than two meters...

shit...

(End of this chapter)