The strongest bragging system in history

Chapter 11
That team member was so close to Chen Fang, they just watched Chen Fang soar into the sky!
He couldn't help but gasped, and the next second he regretted it and almost spurted blood!

Who is Chen Fang?

Chen Fang is a person who farts with color, and the taste can be good, not to mention he sucks a big mouthful... stinky fart.

At that time, this guy felt that an unknown object had penetrated his nasal cavity and entered his lungs along the trachea.

The smell is really unbearable, just like the smell of rotten meat that has been rotten for ten days in the dog days mixed with the smell of the toilet, it directly makes the head dizzy.

Chen Fang fell from the sky, a horse lying on the ground, with smoke still curling up from its buttocks...

The guy shook his body twice and said: "Young Master Chen...you smell too much..."

As he said that, he couldn't help but take two steps back!

Chen Fang looked confused, I am so wronged or not, did I fart or not, don't I know?

But where did the recoil and yellow smoke come from?
Chen Fang really couldn't explain it clearly.

Seeing his teammate shaking, he hurried over to help him up.

The team member quickly ran away and said, "Young Master Chen, it's not that the brothers are disloyal, it's because you have too much taste!"

Everyone else was watching from a distance, and no one dared to get close. The yellow smoke has not dissipated until now. Who dares to come and feel this smell!

As soon as the teammate ran out, everyone looked at him with strange eyes.

"..." He hasn't figured it out yet!
I heard Hu Zihan, who is also from the youth training team, shout: "Don't come over!"

"Fuck..."

What the hell, I didn't fart, why can't I come over!

"Your face is so smoky..." Hu Zihan said loudly.

"I said..."

This is too exaggerated, that guy wants to cry but has no tears, dare to love not only tastes cruel, but also brings color to people!
The referee was a physical education teacher from the No. [-] Middle School. He had never seen such an exaggerated thing in his life. He trotted up to the crowd and said, "Well...how about changing someone else first?"

"Change, change!" Hu Zihan said loudly: "There are more!"

Hu Zihan pointed at the teammate whose face was yellowed by farts and said, "Change him too!"

Who can bear this matter?

Chen Fang wanted to cry but had no tears, and he and the yellow-face were replaced in a dejected manner.

As soon as he walked to Cai Liang, he saw Cai Liang hiding far away, and he was furious: "I didn't fart!"

"No, no!" Cai Liang quickly said with a serious face. He has a little money in his family, but he doesn't dare to offend the son of a mafia boss, especially in the catering industry. If Chen Fang is offended, call a group of people. Do something casually, his family's Jinluo Hotel can't open yet!
On the other side, Ding Wen and the second-class substitutes couldn't turn their heads around for a while.

This matter... It's a bit too exaggerated, whoever has seen someone who farts can fly himself up, then he can't get anal fissures.

Ding Wen was thinking, if someone farts can make such a big noise, it is absolutely impossible, is it Fang Wen's tricks in it!
But this is unlikely, Fang Wen is still working as a commentator, and he is too far away.

But if it wasn't for him, it wouldn't make sense. After all, Fang Wen is a player who can slap ghosts with a fly swatter, and he sold a chamber pot for 500 million. He never does things in an unusual way.

The style of this thing is really a bit like it!

"Student Chen Fang has been replaced. Oh, what a pity. Student Chen Fang performed amazingly. I have never seen anyone who can fart so earth-shatteringly and with quality. Chen Fang is definitely No. 1 in the past and present. ..."

Fang Wen opened his mouth and babbled nonsense, and even Qiluo Asuka, who had never liked to smile, twitched the corner of his mouth and couldn't help laughing.

Fang Wenjun, this is really interesting!

Although she didn't know why Chen Fang did this, her intuition told her that Fang Wen couldn't get rid of it.

The people in the stands, having recovered from their shock, were all in an uproar.

"Damn it, it's awesome, did you see it? Just now Chen Fang could lift himself two meters high with one fart, don't play football, just go for a high jump, jump up and fart and you'll break A world record!"

"Who says it's not? It's good to practice swimming. Swimming, farting, you can swim more than ten meters more than others in one go. Just ask which swimmer in the world can compare?"

"You are all wrong. I think he should practice [-] meters. Think about it. He can advance more than ten meters with one fart. As long as he farts at the beginning, whoever follows him will suffer, and who can stand up to it?" A fart with a yellow face, compared with him, even if Bolt is here, he is not an opponent!"

"Fuck, what you said makes sense..."

There is such a ghostly reason, Fang Wen looks confused, everyone's brains are very strange!

Hearing what you said, farting is so powerful, it's quite useful, isn't it!

Fang Wen, who just came down from the rostrum, heard everyone's discussions, and felt that the masters were among the people, and his brain was still too small.

But then again, this "Invincible Fart Simulator" is really powerful, and the effect is unexpected.

In the future, these black technologies must not be used on oneself!
Although these things can't kill people, they can kill people.

Over there, Chen Fang's face turned green when he heard the explanation. This is that bastard who was explaining. Just now I heard that it seemed to be Bi Qiufan from the speech club?

What the hell is Bi Qiufan?You don't even know Lao Tzu, and you bury Lao Tzu in front of everyone in the world, today I have to let you know how powerful I am!
Chen Fang walked out of the stadium angrily and came towards the rostrum.

Bi Qiufan went out to buy some water and came back. In just a short while, he didn't know that something big happened in the stadium.

After he came back, he was about to continue to exercise his abilities when he saw Chen Fang angrily leading two people towards the rostrum.

Chen Fang doesn't know him, but does he know Chen Fang, the future young master of the Black Dragon Hall? The whole school doesn't know each other!
"I want to see, it's that bastard who is so bold that he dared to bury me openly. After catching that commentator, I will let them know what the end of life is!" Chen Fang gritted his teeth as he walked.

"..."

Bi Qiufan was confused for a while, when did I bury you, although I had this idea a long time ago, I still have to have the guts!

Chen Fang took people to the rostrum to have a look, but there was no one on the seat.

This bastard runs fast!

Chen Fang and his two younger brothers smashed a set of commentary equipment to pieces before storming off the rostrum angrily.

The instigator, Fang Wen, and Asuka Qiluo had come to Ding Wen with smiles at this time.

"Teacher Ding, Chen Fang is gone, we can win!" Fang Wen looked smug.

"Tell me quietly, how did you do it?" Ding Wen asked in a low voice.

"What?" Fang Wen pretended to be stupid!
"Still playing stupid with me, didn't you do what Chen Fang did just now?" Ding Wen looked at Fang Wen suspiciously.

"Mr. Ding, you're overthinking. I have the ability. Is it because he farts himself so powerfully..."

Farting is powerful?It seems to be the case, but you have seen someone who farts for no reason is so powerful, and those who grew up eating farts all their lives are not so powerful!
(End of this chapter)