The strongest bragging system in history

Chapter 165 Love Breakfast?

Fang Wen returned to his room and slept until dawn.

When he got up, he found that Tang Jia was not in the room.

Damn woman!

He couldn't help getting annoyed.

I'm here to protect you, so what the hell is going on with you running around.

Don't you know what's going on now?It's really too long.

Fang Wen became furious, found out the phone, dialed Tang Jia and found that the phone was turned off.

Fang Wen was furious, this damn woman didn't spank her butt enough, and today she must beat his butt to pieces.

At the thought of spanking, Fang Wen's heart fluttered!
Paralyzed, I was seduced.

Fang Wen got up in a hurry to put on his clothes, brushed his teeth and washed his face.

After it was over, I found a breakfast on the coffee table in the living room.

It's very simple, a piece of baked bread, a piece of fried steak, with a knife and fork next to it, and a light blue post-it note under it.

Fang Wen picked it up and took a look, only to see a line of beautiful small characters on it, "Thank you for last night"!
"Thank you for last night?"

It doesn't make sense!

But this girl has a bit of a conscience, it seems that she finally figured it out, and it is worthwhile for me to risk my life to save you.

Fang Wen sat down, picked up the fork and directly pricked up the steak, put it in his mouth, and took a big bite.

Knives and forks are not used at all in Eastern and Western languages, so it is better to come directly.

He took a big bite of the steak, and just after chewing it twice, he felt something was wrong. There was a burning sensation in his mouth, which spread from the whole taste buds, directly into the stomach, and it seemed that the whole stomach was churning.

Fang Wen turned the steak over to have a look!
You are paralyzed!
How much spicy noodles did you put on?

Behind the steak is a thick layer of bright red paprika.

Fang Wen gasped, this is murder!

He stuck out his tongue, picked up the quilt beside him and took a big sip of water.

There was a strange smell in the water glass, and Fang Wen spat it out in one gulp.

This is really white vinegar!

What a chain suit.

Fang Wen was furious, the woman figured out that he would drink hot pepper water as soon as he was hot, and then directly put a glass of white vinegar in front of him.

Although white vinegar has a strong smell, it may be difficult to distinguish it in a hurry.

Sure enough, Fang Wen was hit one after another.

The most poisonous woman's heart, this sentence is absolutely true.

I saved you, and you still treat me like this?

Fang Wen felt depressed, he had been tricked by a woman one after another, what kind of thing is this!

I can't finish the steak, but I'm really hungry.

I had been busy for a long time last night, and I spanked my butt for a while, which took a lot of energy.

Fang Wen picked up the bread, just about to put it in his mouth, but then stopped.

This dead woman is very vicious, if there are messy things in the bread, wouldn't she be miserable.

Fang Wen tore off a piece and found that it was indeed bread, without any poisonous or harmful substances added.

Only then did I eat with confidence.

After taking a few mouthfuls, Fang Wen felt something was wrong, it seemed to have a spicy taste.

Before he could react, he felt the smell of mustard in his mouth, and a pungent smell rushed from his mouth to his nose, and then affected the lacrimal gland, and tears fell down involuntarily.

"I said you are an ancestor!" Fang Wen jumped up and smashed the bread on the plate.

He picked up the piece of paper on which Tang Jia left a message and tore it in half, only to find that there seemed to be a line of small characters on the back.

Turning over the piece of paper, I saw that it said: "Stinky rascal, you are so hot..."

"I shouldn't have saved you, let you freeze to death!" Fang Wen roared.

I'm not in the mood to eat breakfast, and I have to come back today for revenge.

"System, get me something that is colorless, odorless and harmless to the body, but it can make people feel extra stimulating!"

Fang Wen is really angry this time, he is paralyzed to play with me, see if I don't play with you to death!

The system said: "Fuck, you are not serious, why are big men getting angry with a little woman, I think let it go!"

"No, I saved her with good intentions, but Chou Sanba will avenge her kindness. If I don't avenge this revenge, I will not be a human being!" Fang Wen gritted his teeth and wiped away his tears.

"Calm down, impulsiveness is the devil knows!" the system persuaded.

"Impulse, are you going to help?" Fang Wen said.

"Okay, okay, what you want is actually available, and it is very cheap. Spicy is actually a slight burning sensation, not a kind of taste. I just have one thing that is colorless and tasteless and can bring a little burning. Feeling, similar to the effect of chili..."

"A little bit of wool, and the spiciness should reach the level of Thai elephant trunk peppers, or equal to that of Mexican devil peppers. I don't believe it. I have a system and I can't beat you?" Fang Wen was furious.

The system was silent for a while and said, "Is this what you use me for?"

Fang Wen said: "Hurry up, don't smudge, I have to find that stinky woman after I'm done, running around all day long!"

"Ding, the exchange is successful!"

"What is the exchange success?" Fang Wen wondered.

"The thing you want is synthesized temporarily by me. The effect is absolutely top-notch. I didn't think about the name, but according to your standards, it's estimated that eating a mouthful will make your mouth fire!" the system said.

Fang Wen looked at the vial in his hand and said with a sneer: "Who said she ate it? I made her rear orifice pissed off today..."

The system was taken aback, why are you so vicious!
Fang Wen took the vial and went to the bathroom.

Spread the liquid in the bottle evenly on the toilet paper bit by bit.

And in order to avoid Tang Jia's discovery, he still wiped one layer at a time.

After wiping, spread it carefully again, as if it had never been touched.

It took Fang Wen a full half an hour to get it done with such a small matter, which shows his level of care and dedication.

"It's done!" Fang Wen was overjoyed, if he didn't get the trick, then I wrote it backwards.

After Fang Wen finished, he planned to call Ying Ying and ask her to find out where Tang Jia went early in the morning!

Just as he was about to make a call, there was the sound of the door opening.

Tang Jia opened the door and walked in.

The woman was dressed in sportswear, her face was flushed, her hair was a little disheveled, and her forehead was slightly sweaty.

After working for a long time, I disappeared early in the morning to go to exercise.

As soon as Tang Jia entered the door, he looked at the breakfast on the table.

After taking a bite of the steak, there was only half of the white vinegar left in the cup, and the bread was smashed on the plate.

A beautiful little mouth opened slightly in surprise, all of these guys got tricked, one of them didn't pull, she didn't expect it, it's really stupid!
Thinking of this, she couldn't help being funny, and she was in a good mood. For the first time, she showed a sunny smile and said, "How does love breakfast taste?"

Fang Wen sat on the sofa with a dark face, pointed at her and said, "Do you know that someone is going to kill you? Do you know that it's easy for others to deal with you when I'm not around? Running around early in the morning, don't want to die gone?"

Hearing Fang Wen's words, Tang Jia suddenly felt apologetic. It turned out that he was worried about himself, and he didn't ask himself about tricking him at all. Speaking of which, the stinky hooligan is not too bad!
(End of this chapter)