The strongest bragging system in history
Chapter 166 Come on, hurt each other
Chapter 166 Come on, hurt each other
Originally Tang Jia was arrogant and arrogant, if Fang Wen usually talked to her like this, it would immediately arouse the arrogance in her heart, and she would probably reply, "I want you to care!"
But today I tried my best to trick Fang Wen, and came back to see his jokes.
He didn't ask a single question, but he was concerned about his own safety, and he was very moved when he said it.
Tang Jia stuck out her tongue and said, "I'll buy some breakfast when Sister Juan comes later!"
She was apologizing to Fang Wen in disguise.
Fang Wen snorted coldly and said: "Breakfast is a trivial matter, don't run around in the future, even if you are exercising, you still have to call me. The situation is so dangerous now, do you think if it is not dangerous, will you send me here?"
Tang Jia nodded slightly, then whispered: "Got it!"
She didn't know it herself, from birth to now, she had never shown such a cute expression.
Seeing Tang Jia's expression, Fang Wen lost his mind for a moment, feeling a little bit like tomorrow's flower, wondering what happened to that girl.
Tang Jia said, "I'm going to the bathroom!"
Fang Wen almost didn't laugh out loud when he heard this, and tried his best to hold back before saying seriously: "Go!"
Tang Jia went to the bathroom.
Fang Wen snickered for a while, paralyzed you to punish me in a row, don't you have a lot of tricks?
As long as I do it once, it will make you unforgettable forever.
Sure enough, after a short meeting, Tang Jia roared in the bathroom: "Fang Wen, you beast, you must die..."
Fang Wen couldn't help laughing "haha": "Smelly woman, let you punish me, you really treat me like an old man, come on, hurt each other, I have so many tricks, I can't kill you..."
"Fang Wen, I'm going to kill you!" Tang Jia almost lost his mind.
After she finished convenience, she never thought that Fang Wen would make a fuss on the toilet paper.
I picked it up and used it. I didn't expect that there was nothing unusual when I first used it. After using it, when I was about to lift my pants, I felt that the chrysanthemum was stung by something, and it was hot and painful.
At first, she thought she was bitten by some kind of bug, and she thought what kind of bugs are so wretched, attacking this kind of place?
As a result, before I finished thinking about it, I felt that hot feeling was out of control, and it spread rapidly like a prairie fire, and the whole chrysanthemum seemed to be put on a coal.
The feeling of pain and burning is exactly the same as the feeling of being burned by the hot pepper fire when I accidentally cut a wound on my finger when I was cutting spicy peppers.
Immediately she realized that there was no bug anywhere, it must be the bastard Fang Wen who was taking revenge on her.
This guy is really good, actually thinking of revenge on her from the back door, this is the first time she has seen such a person.
Lifting his pants and fastening his belt, Tang Jia rushed out of the bathroom and slapped Fang Wen.
Fang Wen lowered his head and said: "It is also indecent to come and not to go. The ancients said so, if you only punish me and I don't punish you, isn't that indecent to you?"
What the hell, is that what you mean?
Tang Jia's nose was almost out of breath, and she pointed at Fang Wen and said, "Smelly rascal, please remember, the girl will return it one day!"
Fang Wen "hehe" said happily: "Brothers, follow up at any time, there are as many methods as there are in pediatrics, fear of death is not a good man!"
Tang Jia was so angry that she couldn't speak, her little face was flushed, and she couldn't communicate with this little rascal at all.
Angrily, she shook her head and went back to the bedroom.
Fang Wen sat in the living room enjoying himself and chatted with Lu Xue on WeChat.
Ten minutes later, the doorbell rang, and Fang Wen opened the door, only to see Huang Juan standing at the door, still dressed like a manly woman, holding hot soy milk fritters and buns in her hands.
Fang Wenxin said, this chick has a good heart, even though she is so angry, she still asks someone to bring her breakfast.
Huang Juan didn't catch a cold with Fang Wen, and couldn't help but snorted when she saw Fang Wen.
Fang Wen suddenly felt upset, the paralyzed old man messed with you?Look at my nose is not a nose, eyes are not eyes!
Huang Juan put the things on the coffee table and walked towards the bathroom.
Fang Wen ignored her, and directly picked up the breakfast on the table and ate it.
After a while, I heard Huang Juan screaming in the toilet.
Without much effort, Huang Juan came out angrily and said, "Who did it?"
Fang Wen looked calm, "Who did what?"
Huang Juan was at a loss for words for a while, she didn't know what to say, could she tell him that her chrysanthemum hurts?
At this time, Tang Jia came out of the bedroom, wearing a white shirt with carved patterns on her upper body, and navy blue cropped pants on her lower body, and said coldly, "Sister Juan, let's go!"
Huang Juan gave Fang Wen a hard look, only this guy can do this.
One look at this guy is not a good person, how can he fight?
Isn't it like a poor dick, doing such a nasty thing as soon as he came here.
When the two women went out, there was something wrong with their walk.
Fang Wen was so happy watching from behind!
Huang Juan said angrily, "Why are you following us?"
Fang Wen was delighted when he heard it: "Are you stupid? What am I here for? My mission is to protect Miss Tang. Who am I not going to follow her? Also, be careful man, I'm not interested in following you !"
Huang Juan almost exploded her lungs!
This old lady is called capable, you know what a fart, you actually call my old lady a man.
Tang Jia gently tugged Huang Juan.
Huang Juan gave Fang Wen a hard look.
The three got into the car together, and Huang Juan drove the BMW X5 out of the community.
Fang Wen sat in the back seat and said, "Why are you going?"
Tang Jia said coldly: "Go record the song!"
"Oh? You have a pretty good song, that is, the slutty rose (harmony) sloppy (harmony) sloppy open, that song sounds good!"
Fang Wen said cheerfully.
Tang Jia endured and endured along the way, she couldn't bear it anymore.
Paralyzed, are you here to protect me or to anger me?
"That shy rose blooms quietly..." Tang Jia said angrily, why is it so irritating to say a good song title from your mouth.
Fang Wen laughed "haha" and said, "They are almost the same, almost!"
Tang Jia almost fainted, what do you mean almost, how bad is it?
She was too lazy to care about Fang Wen, so she simply put on her earphones and started listening to music.
Fang Wen smiled "hehe" and said, "Actually, I didn't tell you that if I come to compose and accompany you, it will definitely be better than those amateur players. I will harmonize with you to ensure that it will be even more brilliant!"
"Ding, get 40 bragging points!"
"Ding, get 40 bragging points..."
Neither of them spoke, but the bragging points have been credited twice, which means that both of them actually heard it.
It's clear that he just doesn't want to talk to Fang Wen.
Fang Wen said to himself: "Your accompaniment sounds like nothing, it's completely amateur player, guitar, bass, piano, buddies are all good at it, even arranging is also a buddy's specialty, it's not me who is talking about singing skills. Blow, even Jiajia, you can't compare to me..."
"Ding, get bragging points..."
(End of this chapter)
Originally Tang Jia was arrogant and arrogant, if Fang Wen usually talked to her like this, it would immediately arouse the arrogance in her heart, and she would probably reply, "I want you to care!"
But today I tried my best to trick Fang Wen, and came back to see his jokes.
He didn't ask a single question, but he was concerned about his own safety, and he was very moved when he said it.
Tang Jia stuck out her tongue and said, "I'll buy some breakfast when Sister Juan comes later!"
She was apologizing to Fang Wen in disguise.
Fang Wen snorted coldly and said: "Breakfast is a trivial matter, don't run around in the future, even if you are exercising, you still have to call me. The situation is so dangerous now, do you think if it is not dangerous, will you send me here?"
Tang Jia nodded slightly, then whispered: "Got it!"
She didn't know it herself, from birth to now, she had never shown such a cute expression.
Seeing Tang Jia's expression, Fang Wen lost his mind for a moment, feeling a little bit like tomorrow's flower, wondering what happened to that girl.
Tang Jia said, "I'm going to the bathroom!"
Fang Wen almost didn't laugh out loud when he heard this, and tried his best to hold back before saying seriously: "Go!"
Tang Jia went to the bathroom.
Fang Wen snickered for a while, paralyzed you to punish me in a row, don't you have a lot of tricks?
As long as I do it once, it will make you unforgettable forever.
Sure enough, after a short meeting, Tang Jia roared in the bathroom: "Fang Wen, you beast, you must die..."
Fang Wen couldn't help laughing "haha": "Smelly woman, let you punish me, you really treat me like an old man, come on, hurt each other, I have so many tricks, I can't kill you..."
"Fang Wen, I'm going to kill you!" Tang Jia almost lost his mind.
After she finished convenience, she never thought that Fang Wen would make a fuss on the toilet paper.
I picked it up and used it. I didn't expect that there was nothing unusual when I first used it. After using it, when I was about to lift my pants, I felt that the chrysanthemum was stung by something, and it was hot and painful.
At first, she thought she was bitten by some kind of bug, and she thought what kind of bugs are so wretched, attacking this kind of place?
As a result, before I finished thinking about it, I felt that hot feeling was out of control, and it spread rapidly like a prairie fire, and the whole chrysanthemum seemed to be put on a coal.
The feeling of pain and burning is exactly the same as the feeling of being burned by the hot pepper fire when I accidentally cut a wound on my finger when I was cutting spicy peppers.
Immediately she realized that there was no bug anywhere, it must be the bastard Fang Wen who was taking revenge on her.
This guy is really good, actually thinking of revenge on her from the back door, this is the first time she has seen such a person.
Lifting his pants and fastening his belt, Tang Jia rushed out of the bathroom and slapped Fang Wen.
Fang Wen lowered his head and said: "It is also indecent to come and not to go. The ancients said so, if you only punish me and I don't punish you, isn't that indecent to you?"
What the hell, is that what you mean?
Tang Jia's nose was almost out of breath, and she pointed at Fang Wen and said, "Smelly rascal, please remember, the girl will return it one day!"
Fang Wen "hehe" said happily: "Brothers, follow up at any time, there are as many methods as there are in pediatrics, fear of death is not a good man!"
Tang Jia was so angry that she couldn't speak, her little face was flushed, and she couldn't communicate with this little rascal at all.
Angrily, she shook her head and went back to the bedroom.
Fang Wen sat in the living room enjoying himself and chatted with Lu Xue on WeChat.
Ten minutes later, the doorbell rang, and Fang Wen opened the door, only to see Huang Juan standing at the door, still dressed like a manly woman, holding hot soy milk fritters and buns in her hands.
Fang Wenxin said, this chick has a good heart, even though she is so angry, she still asks someone to bring her breakfast.
Huang Juan didn't catch a cold with Fang Wen, and couldn't help but snorted when she saw Fang Wen.
Fang Wen suddenly felt upset, the paralyzed old man messed with you?Look at my nose is not a nose, eyes are not eyes!
Huang Juan put the things on the coffee table and walked towards the bathroom.
Fang Wen ignored her, and directly picked up the breakfast on the table and ate it.
After a while, I heard Huang Juan screaming in the toilet.
Without much effort, Huang Juan came out angrily and said, "Who did it?"
Fang Wen looked calm, "Who did what?"
Huang Juan was at a loss for words for a while, she didn't know what to say, could she tell him that her chrysanthemum hurts?
At this time, Tang Jia came out of the bedroom, wearing a white shirt with carved patterns on her upper body, and navy blue cropped pants on her lower body, and said coldly, "Sister Juan, let's go!"
Huang Juan gave Fang Wen a hard look, only this guy can do this.
One look at this guy is not a good person, how can he fight?
Isn't it like a poor dick, doing such a nasty thing as soon as he came here.
When the two women went out, there was something wrong with their walk.
Fang Wen was so happy watching from behind!
Huang Juan said angrily, "Why are you following us?"
Fang Wen was delighted when he heard it: "Are you stupid? What am I here for? My mission is to protect Miss Tang. Who am I not going to follow her? Also, be careful man, I'm not interested in following you !"
Huang Juan almost exploded her lungs!
This old lady is called capable, you know what a fart, you actually call my old lady a man.
Tang Jia gently tugged Huang Juan.
Huang Juan gave Fang Wen a hard look.
The three got into the car together, and Huang Juan drove the BMW X5 out of the community.
Fang Wen sat in the back seat and said, "Why are you going?"
Tang Jia said coldly: "Go record the song!"
"Oh? You have a pretty good song, that is, the slutty rose (harmony) sloppy (harmony) sloppy open, that song sounds good!"
Fang Wen said cheerfully.
Tang Jia endured and endured along the way, she couldn't bear it anymore.
Paralyzed, are you here to protect me or to anger me?
"That shy rose blooms quietly..." Tang Jia said angrily, why is it so irritating to say a good song title from your mouth.
Fang Wen laughed "haha" and said, "They are almost the same, almost!"
Tang Jia almost fainted, what do you mean almost, how bad is it?
She was too lazy to care about Fang Wen, so she simply put on her earphones and started listening to music.
Fang Wen smiled "hehe" and said, "Actually, I didn't tell you that if I come to compose and accompany you, it will definitely be better than those amateur players. I will harmonize with you to ensure that it will be even more brilliant!"
"Ding, get 40 bragging points!"
"Ding, get 40 bragging points..."
Neither of them spoke, but the bragging points have been credited twice, which means that both of them actually heard it.
It's clear that he just doesn't want to talk to Fang Wen.
Fang Wen said to himself: "Your accompaniment sounds like nothing, it's completely amateur player, guitar, bass, piano, buddies are all good at it, even arranging is also a buddy's specialty, it's not me who is talking about singing skills. Blow, even Jiajia, you can't compare to me..."
"Ding, get bragging points..."
(End of this chapter)
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