Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 1
For Li Qingci and Song Yanu, life presented them with a scene that was even more absurd than a third-rate movie. First, in the worst case, they rode in the same room of an EMU with two opposite sexes, and then ran out with a The hero who can take the dog on the train, regardless of the feelings of the two beauties, talked to the two guys in the lower berth who should have known him for a long time. , lifelike, spitting everywhere, and I still don’t forget to smoke in public without a little bit of public morality. After closing the door, the four-person room was filled with smoke, which smoked the two good girls. There was a dirt dog lying under the hero's feet, and Li Qingci and Song Yanu didn't even have the desire to protest, for fear that the three lawless strange men on the lower bunk would give them something in a fit of anger.

Li Qingci is naturally submissive and has excellent resilience. Otherwise, she, a girl who has no interest in science, would not have been admitted to the Mathematics Department of Jiaotong University in Shanghai just because of the request of her parents. After minutes of torment, I finally secretly sent a distress message to my prospective boyfriend, man, it would be a pity not to use the hero to save the beauty, Song Yanu likes to call it the maximum utilization of resources.

In less than 3 minutes, her prospective boyfriend at the school level came over with three buddies, opened the door, and he frowned fiercely, because he always cared about Song Qianjin's feelings. Just smoked the old smoker of Zhonghua, and dared not say that he smoked after dating, but now he saw the smoke billowing in the room with countless monsters, and he was very angry. It felt like these three bastards made him even a child A woman who didn't have an arm around her waist was taken away for the first time. It feels very mysterious and terrible. He is not good at fighting. After all, he has to have the demeanor of a gentleman. They have been hanging out together to this day, apart from their family backgrounds of the same level, the main reason is their reckless domineering.

Song Yanu quietly poked her head out of the quilt and breathed a sigh of relief. To be honest, although it was not wonderful to "cohabit" with two opposite sexes for nearly ten hours, her first impression of them was not bad, and one of them belonged to her. A role that has been automatically filtered for a lifetime, this kind of boy can neither rely on his face to eat, nor look too sorry for the party and the people. As for the other one, even Song Ya, who has a very high vision, admits that he is an impeccable opposite sex At least his skin is more eye-catching than many of her prospective boyfriends who have flirted with each other. She hid in the quilt and waited for the changes. She still clearly remembers his vigilance and indifference when he first saw them, like a proud head The male peacock was examining the two little hens, which made Song Yanu feel uncomfortable for a while, and she prayed in her heart that Han Kun, who can almost be considered as a prospective boyfriend after trekking through mountains and rivers, could beat him hard and put His skin was punctured like a balloon, otherwise Song Yanu was really afraid that she would not be able to hold back her pursuit of "beauty" and would end up chasing after that hateful male peacock. It will be destroyed once.

Han Kun came here once before, meaning to change places with the two buddies on the lower bunk, because he felt uncomfortable when he thought of two men sleeping in their lower bunk, one was the future girlfriend he was chasing after, The other one is the school girl who he secretly regards as the object of his sexual fantasies. There are too many mysteries here, but the two guys with a soft face in the lower berth refused without any room for maneuver, which broke him a lot. Face, now he came here full of resentment and anger, and found that there was a lunatic who was teasing dogs with a cigarette. Han Kun's mind, which was quite enlightened by the director's father, froze for a few seconds, and then sneered: "Get out and smoke."

Except for the bully playing with the dirt dog, in Song Yanu's mind, the handsome man with a feminine temperament would stop after smoking a cigarette, and only occasionally bent down to touch the dirt dog's head. That humble straw dog also has aura, Every time she raises her head and makes an intimate and happy sound, Song Yanu happens to be sleeping on the upper bunk diagonally across from him, she inadvertently sees the way he looks at the dog, that's called gentleness, seeing them two beauties with him is simply heaven and earth This made Song Qianjin, who felt worse than a dog, itch his teeth.And a certain man who can't cause trouble anywhere is leisurely flipping through a magazine with an unsightly cover, admiring from time to time, probably cheering for a vase girl in the magazine whose chest is comparable to a murder weapon. This guy looks mediocre, Wearing a very rustic old hat with black-framed glasses, matching the expression of browsing the 18-ban screen, it is very homely and obscene, but the body is well-proportioned, and there are no famous brands that can add points to the image from head to toe, but it is still clean and refreshing , when he grinned and snickered, his teeth were so white that people mistakenly thought that he had to brush his teeth seven or eight times a day. When he saw Han Kun and his gang rushing over aggressively, the dog-playing heroes continued to smash the two hairs Qian Yigen's Zhongnanhai, the guy sleeping on the opposite side of the lower bunk didn't even lift his eyelids, so he just smiled and put away the baby magazine, got up and said, "I'm sorry, brother, let's go to the bathroom to smoke now. I can't bear it when I get addicted to cigarettes." Hold on, excuse me."

It's true that you don't smile when you reach out, but Han Kun didn't intend to calm things down when he came here. He didn't have a hard background. He would never arrange a soft sleeper for his friends near the same EMU during the huge student wave in early September. Besides, he He comes from a city near the capital of Canglong Crouching Tiger. At least he is also a member of the Beijing-Tianjin circle. Aren't they all foreigners?Why should he hold back on things that he holds reason for?So Han Kun didn't have the slightest intention to let it go, and chased after the victory: "Hey, you can still bring such a big pet into the car, buddy, you are so awesome, why is I also a high-ranking official?"

"You know how to joke, let's retreat now." The guy who took a step back and wanted to calm things down was still smiling with a harmless face. He winked, wanting to make up for the low profile of retreating.

"By the way, move your things. I don't want to see you again. Otherwise, if you smoke cigarettes and bring such rotten grass dogs, the consequences will be very serious." Han Kun said in a bad tone.

The guy who had already got up did not change his smile after hearing Han Kun's threat, but sat down again, then lay down on the bed and continued to read magazines, calm and relaxed.

Han Kun didn't understand the meaning of this softie for a while, and was stunned on the spot. Song Yanu, who liked to join in the fun, had already sat up, lest the world would not be chaotic. At first, she was quite dissatisfied with the unattractive comrade in the lower berth. How can a gay man be so cowardly? He was disappointed that there was no good show to watch, but Han Kun's threatening words sparked a spark. She blinked at her best friend Li Qingci, signaling that she was going to watch a good show, but found that This girl squinted down with her eyes wide open. If Song Yanu's guess is correct, she is in the position of a mediocre man. Song Yanu was stunned for a moment. Could it be that Qingci, the fairy senior sister in the eyes of all Tang Yi middle school students, has come down to earth?
"Close the door and let the dogs go!" The sturdy figure who brought the dog into the car said with a smile, looking a bit gloomy and tricky.

In fact, it has nothing to do with burly at all. He is crippled in his early 1.6 meters and has shiny hair, which is the same as the popular hairstyle in Modulan in the 30s. The things in the world, one must be a big school girl who can make many nympho crazy, one is an otaku who probably hasn't held a girl's hand, let alone touched a woman's breast, and the rest of the dog walkers are full-fledged hooligans Inconspicuous stragglers.

"Let your mother's dog go!" Behind Han Kun, a tall guy who stood out from the crowd said angrily. Cynicalism is the patent of rich young masters like them. How can they get this kind of low-ranking little ruffian to jump around in front of the two beauties? .

"I don't smoke or bring a dog with me. If you want to fight and make trouble, just smash the luggage under my bed." The guy who read pornographic magazines said very unfairly.

Li Qingci frowned slightly, and retracted the quilt again.

The rich material life did not develop her conceited character, but only allowed her to witness the profound and vivid farces of many city-level dignitaries. Many examples made her understand the truth that men's fickleness and ungratefulness are twins, and they are the twins of brothers and widows. No matter how caring a righteous man is for a woman on the surface, he will reveal his ruthless nature in times of crisis.Of course she didn't fall in love at first sight with the boy in the lower berth who should also be going to school in the south. She was just interested in how an unobtrusive peer could understand a German magazine. Li Qingci had been thinking about whether he could He understands the text or just pays attention to the erotic pictures, now seeing his ignorance, even the slightest curiosity that Li Qingci used to pass the time disappears.

"Yes, today's matter has nothing to do with Ba Ershu. I brought the dog, and the smoke was brought to me by Xiaocao. The two of us have taken care of this matter. Don't talk nonsense with me. Let's go together. I have one hand. Overthrow all of you!" Standing up, the thin bamboo pole who was half a head shorter than Han Kun was very responsible, uttered wild words, and gave the middle finger to Han Kun and his group.

The two groups scolded each other for a long time and finally broke up. This is the most common and unacceptable confrontation on campus. This kind of boring thing can never happen in front of two beauties, so Han Kun and his group rushed forward neatly, and The man who talked so much about running the train at the beginning almost made Song Yanu think he was the Chinese version of 007. Instead of impressing Song Yanu and killing everyone with one hand, Han Kun and his gang gave him the wheel. The only thing that can be put on the table is that he gritted his teeth and kept silent when someone stepped on him, which shows that he has no ability, but fortunately he still has some backbone.

And a certain guy who was so dishonest and unkind to the extreme even helped to close the door very "understanding", and then continued to read magazines on the ground under Li Qingci's contemptuous eyes, as if he didn't even understand the truth Li Qingci, who grew up in a single-parent family, especially hates men who are heartless and ungrateful, so she turned around and made a fool of herself.Finally, Song Yanu, who focused most of her attention on a certain character, noticed that the guy rolled up his cuffs lightly, intending to make a move. She seemed to be the same as the man sleeping on the lower bunk, and she didn't want to remind at all." "One of my own" means just waiting heartlessly for someone's blow.

"Don't bleed tenderly." Song Yanu heard something inexplicable from the mediocre man in the lower berth, and she didn't give her time to chew and ponder, when she saw the male peacock, who was outstanding in appearance and temperament, suddenly made a move, and grabbed it. The poor guy who was lying on the ground and being beaten dragged back, and then faced the most ruthless buddy with a very beautiful knee bump, the movement was swift and violent. Song Yanu was not blind to see it all at once, the force was terrifying Song Yanu didn't see it, but Gao Zhuang, an alumnus who had never heard of a disadvantage in school fights, squatted on the ground and whimpered. Song Yanu immediately understood that the male peacock in the lower bunk was not an embroidered pillow. It is said that he is definitely a tricky character at the level of Lianjiazi. The second unlucky guy who wanted to stand up for his companion was not surprised to be blocked by him with an uppercut, and then hit his elbow on the cheek. The whole person is like swinging from the side Zhuo smashed it on the railing of Song Ya's bed, which gave her a big jump.

The four of them were half dead at once, Han Kun took a few steps back, his face was struggling to support him not to run out of the room, but no matter how stupid he was, he knew that even if he put himself on his back, he would not be able to fill the gap between the opponent's teeth. How could he have expected this long The ladyboy who can eat soft food better than the little boy is a tough guy, now he's in a dilemma, he's full of bitterness.At the critical moment when Han Kun was riding a tiger, the old peacemaker reappeared. The guy who always had a breezy smile on his face put down the magazine, kicked the dog walker first, and said, "Get up if you're not dead." Then he smiled Looking at Han Kun, he said, "Look, our people have been kicking you on the ground for a long time, and you are getting angry. Don't you all take a step back? The sea and the sky are brighter, how about it? If you don't fight or don't know each other, just treat it as a friend." That's all, my friend."

Han Kun blushed and didn't make a sound, and withdrew with the wounded and disabled generals, thinking that a frontal conflict would not be able to take advantage, so he took the route of stabbing in the back, but at this moment, the smiling tiger smiled and said: " If I remember correctly, you are in room 04 in the next car, I will take this rifle to your place when I am free, please don’t let the flight attendants know that I have a dog.”

Han Kun's heart tightened, knowing that he was beating himself with subtext, he was extremely ashamed and indignant but helplessly retreated humiliatingly, implying to himself that this was just a strategic transfer, and he would call everyone together later and make a comeback to make a comeback.

"Fuck, I really only have [-]% combat power without guys. If I had guys in my hands, I would have killed them." The dog walker also got kicked a little more in the back and butt, so he didn't have a bruised face. , he sat on the ground, rubbed the earth dog's ears, and said in a self-indulgent manner, "Fortunately, I protected my face in time, so that my handsome face was preserved~"

"Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" The male peacock, whose force value was astonishingly proportional to his appearance, said unhappily, with a bad tone, but he still threw a cigarette to the straw bag.

"Stop smoking, there are girls here, so be sensible." The young man with dual identities of a smiling tiger and a mediocre man said nonchalantly.

And he said lightly, the peacock, whose force value is not bad even in the world of real gangsters, and the dog-walking hero, who has the same perverted fighting ability, really stopped smoking without hesitation, and put the lighter back in his pocket , one with a cigarette clipped to his ear.

Li Qingci and Song Yanu were both shocked, they are not stupid, otherwise they would not have been admitted to a famous domestic university with excellent grades in the top 400 in the province, and finally found out that this guy who looks the most mediocre and has the most trashy character It is the real core of the trio.The reason why Han Kun became the core figure in his circle was not only due to his father who was working in the capital, and every time he returned to TS City, the mayor-level officials would greet him with greetings, but also because he had top grades, a good face and Excellent sports talent, it can be seen that any circle, whether it is a phoenix head or a chicken head, must have its own advantages. Song Yanu is terrified, afraid that the smiling tiger on the lower berth will take his anger out on her, and Li Qingci will recover. Moderately curious about him, when a young man shows a city and forbearance that does not match his age, a precocious girl like her will be particularly interested.

The thing Song Yanu was most worried about happened after all. The guy who was hidden stood up and tapped on her guardrail lightly. , Let the proud male peacock come.

"Beauty, I'm sorry, smoking is our fault, and I don't blame you for calling for help. I raised this blessing, so I shouldn't bring it in the car. I just want to ask you, if you can bear it It's the best, if you can't accept it, I'll let the leopard take you to the bathroom." The young man still had a flattering and reserved tone, not aggressive at all, and even a little shy and reserved when talking to beautiful women.

Song Yanu's back was pressed against the wall, and at first she seemed to be facing a formidable enemy, but when she mustered up the courage to face up to the head that was just a head above the bed, Song Yanuo felt relieved every time he uttered a word, maybe It's because he looks too secure and doesn't match up with vicious and dangerous elements. He is completely unknown among her many secret lovers. It seems that he finally seized an opportunity to confide his heart to the goddess in his heart today, nervous. And green.

So Song Yanu returned to her true self as a campus queen, smiled charmingly, and said honestly: "I can't accept it!"

"Go to the bathroom." He scratched his head, lowered his head and kicked the dog walker again. The poor man who was stabbed in the ribs by his brother for a woman had no choice but to open the door in desperation to see if there was any hostility, before going out. The friend of the friend finally had some conscience, and said to the peacock male who gloated at his misfortune, "Give Leopard two packs of cigarettes."

"Thank you, Uncle Ba!" The guy happily took two packs of Zhongnanhai and ran out with the dog.

"Uncle, I will wait for them tonight." The male peacock man said in a deep voice.

"No, they don't have the guts to insult us. A group of good boys are different from us." The young man who didn't dare to look at Song Ya's daughter chuckled lightly. When he didn't have to face beautiful women, he had to behave calmly. much.

"Well, they are the type of good students who like a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, unlike you, uncle." The peacock man smiled charmingly.

"Keep away, don't draw a line with me just because of your good academic performance. Although my university is only the third-rate in the magic city, it is still a fighting chicken in a pheasant university." The young man lay on the bed with his legs crossed and laughed and cursed.

"Listen to the accent, you are also from TS?" Song Yanu asked in surprise, "Also, who is that, why do they call you uncle?"

"Well, we are from Caofeidian, a small village that you must have never heard of. As for why they call me uncle, it's all about seniority. My family has an advantage in the village. Many married uncles You have to call me Uncle when you see me, and you will save me a lot of red envelopes during the Chinese New Year." He blushed and explained with a smile that he, a standard nerd from a pseudo-township, is in awe of ordinary beauties, but those who are beyond the average beauties Shui Lingbaicai, he will occasionally muster up the courage to display the strength that is also beyond the standard line. As for being lucky enough to meet a top player who can make him fall in love with him at first sight, he can even explode at a level of combat that is outrageous. It is a pity. Of the two girls diagonally across from the shop, the quieter girl, who is more succulent, is not far from the realm that makes him feel like a thunderbolt, otherwise God knows that a person who is poisoned by war movies and pornographic movies and TV novels on the bed will be as good as a girl. No code, pure love is equal to profligacy" the otaku who is in the state of slutty - what will he do to a woman from a good family.

"Hello, my name is Song Yanu." Song Yanu leaned out generously and stretched out her hand towards the lower bunk.

"My name is Zhao Jiadi." He hesitated and stretched out his hand, slurring his words, Song Yanu [-]% did not recognize Zhao Jiadi's uncommon name, then he paused, as if he was in a battle between heaven and man, and finally Shyly said: "My nickname is Baliang, and my friends call it that."

In fact, Song Yanu didn't really want to know Zhao Jiadi's name, she was just expressing her attitude, but she finally heard the nickname "Eight Liang", smiled again, lay back on the quilt and looked at the ceiling and said, "It's the first time I heard that. Say that nickname."

The eighth brother smiled foolishly.

"Uncle, have you changed your gender? Today is not wild and unrestrained at all." The peacock man sent a text message in great bewilderment.

"It's not in the village either. There is no home court advantage. If you don't want to be slapped in the face, you have to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. Now the protagonists in mainstream books on the Internet do this. If you want three wives and four concubines, you have to be able to pretend to be able to cheat. The bow doesn't work." Zhao Jiadi replied quietly.

"Do these two girls need to be so complicated? The one on the top bunk you spend some money on, and the one on the top bunk on me tells some of your best vicissitudes stories, isn't it easy to catch?" The peacock man curled his lips and replied.

"Cha, I don't have your shemale face, and I didn't just come up with my stories casually. That's my trump card! Now we have only four or five hundred spare money after deducting tuition and living expenses. Why don't you just throw it away? "Zhao Jiadi gritted his teeth and pressed the button. In his hand was an old broken Nokia. It was ugly, but it was as tenacious as Xiaoqiang after falling. Great guy on the phone.

The male peacock was speechless for a while.

Zhao Jiadi suddenly raised his head and saw Li Qingci's thoughtful and exquisite face, and when she realized that he was also looking at her, he immediately retracted.

Zhao Jiadi touched his face, and said softly to himself, maybe this girl has seen our true colors, then don't blame us for being a scum, in Zhaojia Village, we are famous for digging up family graves, crawling The widow's wall, encountering a big villain who kills but doesn't care about burying his opponent.

(End of this chapter)