Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 2

Qi Qingci and Song Yanu didn't sleep well after the lights were turned off, and it would take about seven or eight hours to reach their destination. If Zhao Jiadi's appearance and conversation were not too harmless to humans and animals, Qi Qingci and Song Yanu would definitely choose to hold on After a whole night, Qi Qingci, who didn't take off a single piece of clothing in the early morning, had already gone to sleep. Song Yanu, known as the little queen of nightclubs in the world, couldn't get over the habit of eating supper, so she got up gently, and didn't dare to turn on the light, for fear of letting her go The two male animals in the bunk bed turned into beasts when they saw her graceful appearance in pajamas, put on their coats, took their wallets and mobile phones, got out of bed quietly, and opened the door, only to see the two animals who had worked so hard not to disturb them sitting On the chair in the corridor, the handsome guy who looked like a prince was puffing his clouds tastefully, while the harmless eighth brother continued to hold the German pornographic magazine with relish, When Song Ya girl came out of the room, the proud peacock man was still smoking a Zhongnanhai that cost less than 15 cents. Di hurriedly put away the magazine, and greeted him friendly, full of explanation: "I'm afraid that the leopard will come here to ask for cigarettes, which will disturb you, and it's the first time for me and the sparrow to go out for a long time, so we can't sleep, so we just stay here Let's talk."

Song Yanu felt in her heart that this eighth brother is really a simple and honest young man, so she forcibly suppressed the desire to yawn that ruined her image, and asked, "Is there a midnight snack in the car?"

"Yes, carriage No. 8, not far from our carriage." Zhao Jiadi smiled, and quickly scanned the beauty in front of him, not even daring to stay on her delicate breasts and slender legs for a second Zhong, dare not talk about the rank of the school flower, at least he can get the title of the department flower at the worst in the university. Zhao Jiadi gave the evaluation score in his heart, and he can get 75 points.

For Brother Baliang, girls above the pass line are worthy of care, cabbage with a score of 75 and above are respectable, and those with a score of 85 and above need to go up and take a bite regardless of life or death, regardless of the gap. In the 21 springs and autumns when Jiadi thought that there were no vicissitudes and no stories, he only pursued a goddess with a score of 85 or above. Then, in front of the huge gap that others regarded as a gap, the idiot whose English was always at the bottom of his age group was dumped seven Meat and eight vegetables have become a classic negative example of a toad wanting to eat swan meat.

Song Yanu, who never had the word thank you in the dictionary, looked at the long corridor and the doors that seemed to stretch out a pair of big hands when she walked over. Being in the same room already made Queen Song, who likes to sleep naked, put on her pajamas obediently. She usually likes to watch erotic horror movies, and when she thought of the scene after being dragged into the car, she got goosebumps all over her body, so she resorted to acting like a baby. , looked at Zhao Jiadi who didn't dare to look her in the eye, and said weakly: "Can you go there with me?"

"No problem." Zhao Jiadi said boldly, throwing the magazine to his best friend beside him.To be honest, he likes the smell of the perfume on her body, it has a familiar feeling, such little secrets and small details, the one-minded guys like sparrows and leopards will not understand, so he is too lazy to talk nonsense.

When passing the bathroom, Zhao Jiadi stopped, knocked on the door twice lightly and once heavily, and the door opened immediately. Song Yanu immediately backed away, clutching her nose, poking her head out of the thick smoke, and said doubtfully: "Uncle Eighth, what's the matter?"

Then this dog-walking hero who appeared brilliantly but ended bleakly saw the cabbage behind Zhao Jiadi. He came back to his senses and thought he had grasped the main contradiction. As for that matter, it really is the eighth uncle who is awesome, and he got one of them within a few hours of getting on the bus, so I will make room for uncle and aunt to do good things."

"Master, I'm here to remind you to smoke less. By the way, would you like to have a midnight snack?" Zhao Jiadi raised his hand and was about to smoke this blind guy. The first time he thought of the beauty, he stood behind him, and immediately Hold back, if you leave the impression of violent tendencies, you will be finished.

"I want an earthworm supper." The dog walker, who had never expected to reach 160 altitude in his life, cracked his mouth and smiled. He was the complete opposite of Zhao Jiadi, because of excessive smoking and drinking, his teeth were dark yellow, and because of fighting Nearly a quarter of his teeth were sacrificed, which was horrible.

"Go back, I'll slap you to death if you scare the little girl who goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night." Zhao Jiadi lowered his voice.

That guy closed the door obediently, squatted inside and smoked, rubbed his hungry and deflated stomach, and said happily: "Uncle Ba Er is so cool, this is still in the car, and when we arrive in Shanghai, how many good women will be ruined?" And the girl with yellow flowers."

Song Yanu fiddled with a potato and beef rice at a supper place, and ordered two servings of mineral water, which was delivered on the bus, but she thought it was more reliable to buy things with money, and Zhao Jiadi ordered 4 Leopard said no to this fast food because he was afraid of delaying his good work. Of course, Zhao Jiadi would not be so stupid as to let Leopard starve. , dared to sneak out at the risk of being crippled by his grandfather, and did not forget to bring his favorite Laifu, so Zhao Jiadi specially bought two meals for him alone.

At the critical moment when Zhao Jiadi rushed to pay the bill ahead of Song Yanu, he was extremely embarrassed to find that he had no money at all. Is there anything more aggrieved than this in the world? Ya Nu also noticed his embarrassment, and the queen-to-be, who was very eloquent in this regard, paid out of her pocket, jokingly said, "It will be considered as your reward for escorting Miss Ben here."

"I'll go back and get the money." Zhao Jiadi swooped out, his speed was astonishing, he slid past an oncoming guy like a loach.

"Really go back to get the money, isn't it too stupid?" Song Yanu laughed dumbfounded, but she still paid the bill, guessing that the guy would come back here in a few seconds, but it turned out that he would come back in a minute or so at most. He rushed over with a hundred-yuan bill and slapped it on the counter in the astonishment of the waitress.

"Okay, I've already paid for it." Song Yanu, who was amused, smiled and was in a happy mood. She could tell that the guy in front of me who needed to be prefixed with honest and honest before mediocrity was a person of the same age who was more self-respecting and not too rich. , although the two sides had friction at the beginning, but they didn't know each other if they didn't fight. Besides, she was never sensitive about money.

After Zhao Jiadi thought for a while, he took back the money without procrastinating.He took all the things on his own initiative, and walked back to the carriage with Song Yanu. On the way, Leopard was also called out to eat. Song Yanu took her fast food and drink, blinked and asked, "When are you going to sleep?" ?”

"Don't sleep anymore." Zhao Jiadi said with a smile.

After closing the door with the same expression, Song Ya immediately made a victory gesture, climbed onto the bed and turned on the TV, and happily ate the beef rice that could only serve to satisfy the hunger. Yu Xin couldn't bear the partner hanging outside the carriage, she knew that after she asked this question, the honest and lovely brother Ba Liang would choose to be the "door god" at the door, Song Yanu laughed and said: "Good man, good man , Unfortunately, sister, I am only interested in black-bellied handsome men."

In fact, the peacock man who fits the tricky taste of Song Ya women eats really bad fast food without saying a word. His old habit is getting better, and he has the problem of reading miscellaneous books on the car, bed, toilet, and dining table. Fortunately, he has always been unhappy in eating, lukewarm, chewing slowly, which is quite different from his true personality.

"Uncle, this girl is not authentic." Leopard stepped on a pair of brand-name leather slippers that were even more fake than fake ones, and said vaguely, his academic performance has always been a mess, so he is not stupid.

"Why isn't it authentic?" Zhao Jiadi said absent-mindedly.

"Knowing that Uncle is a real person, don't be so tender as to play with Uncle, don't you just want to monopolize the carriage, honestly speaking, Uncle will not agree? But she is so tender, we feel sorry for Uncle." Leopard thought He has resentment, and he likes to pronounce "nong" as "tender", so when he participates in a team battle, the most one sentence is "I'm tender to kill you" or "If you are not tender today, you are a chrysanthemum. I am not the nephew of the second uncle. ", and then there is a legend of "eight taels of chrysanthemums" in a certain circle of ts.

"Girl, who doesn't have a little thought, you don't care about it. She has figured it out, at least what we eat now is bought by others." Zhao Jiadi continued to focus on magazines. Appears careless.

"Uncle, you are kind. We have never passed the ideological and moral standards in elementary school. We don't have that level of thought. If we were in TS, I would definitely love her once." Leopard murmured softly.

"How many times have I told you, you can mess with anyone, but don't mess with women." Zhao Jiadi sighed, continued to eat, and turned the pages of the magazine by the way.

Leopard kept silent, no matter what Uncle Ba Er said, there are only two types, those who understand and those who don’t understand, they are always right anyway, as for those who don’t understand, they don’t speak, and they absolutely dare not refute.

"There is a kind of slut that you have to get. If you don't understand them, you really think you are a phoenix." The handsome Yushu Linfeng who had been silent all this time said, his eyes were gloomy.He obviously wasn't aiming at Song Yanu. Women like Qi Qingci and Song Yanu are excellent, but it is absolutely impossible for him to gnash his teeth.

"Sparrow, it's all a thing of the past." Zhao Jiadi's always kind face was slightly dimmed, he ate all the fast food, and then asked Leopard for a cigarette.

"That slut happens to be in an art college in Shanghai, but it's a pity that she's not in the same university town as us, otherwise I'll disfigure her today." The man nicknamed Sparrow obviously didn't think it was a settled matter.

"Is that enough?!" Zhao Jiadi said angrily.

The leopard shook his hand, and a piece of meat handed to Laifu fell to the ground, and Laifu immediately bowed his head.

"Sparrow" was still "biting" the rice one bite at a time, his demeanor was soft to the marrow, making people feel uncomfortable just like Nine Thousand Years Old.

Realizing his gaffe, Zhao Jiadi raised his head, smoked a cigarette, and laughed at himself: "I know you are doing it for my own good, but in fact this matter is not as serious as you think, isn't it just being dumped by a woman once? I didn't cry, quarrel, hang myself to death or live. I'll leave all the big things to you. Sparrows, leopards, we are not noble young masters or sons or anything, just ordinary people, for this kind of thing You don’t mind making fun of people if you make a big battle, so when you come to Shanghai, sparrows, you honestly go to Fudan to find those great intellectual beauties who don’t care about looks and money, and introduce them to your brothers when you have resources. Let's just mess around, don't be dead and disabled, and find out all the affordable sauna bathing places in the magic city. When the time comes, the brothers will directly order the brand number of the lady when they go in, so as to save us from spending time on the spot, old man Can't do Shennong to taste the feat of hundreds of herbs!"

The sparrow and the leopard smiled at each other, this is the coquettish second uncle they knew well.

(End of this chapter)