Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 104 Seeing the Stars

Good documentary novels often seem absurd, but they are actually far more profound than Master Yu's "My Eyes Are Full of Tears" and other emotional masterpieces. Artistic, no wonder Huang Hua, a senior boy, would ask Wenqing Meimei to write his biography for him.A neuropathy who has been hiding his grievances for more than ten years and a lunatic who says he is tired of old maids but also has a history of bitterness, they hit it off, but when he got out of bed, Jiang Tanle immediately recovered his intellectual and elegant side, which was totally different. Like the woman who had an affair with Zhao Jiadi, a typical dual personality, she looked calm when ordering takeaway for dinner, and just casually asked if you are worthy of your girlfriend by doing this, Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, it’s hard to answer now, wait for me Get married, and you will know the answer. Jiang Tanle rested her cheek on one hand and worked on her rice bowl with the other. She stared at Zhao Jiadi and asked you, saying that once you get married, people like me will be out of the game.

Zhao Jiadi didn't explain anything, Jiang Tanle just said curiously that I want to know your family situation, Zhao Jiadi glanced at her, and continued to remain silent, Jiang Tanle joked, could it be worse than my family, it's really pitiful Zhao Jiadi, I thought I was tragic enough, but I didn't expect that we are both fallen people, come, let's have a drink.Jiang Tanle picked up the wine glass. She has always been a woman with a very delicate life. She is so delicate that even her girlfriends feel a little deformed. Best, but it is such a perfectionist who shows a terrifying side in the relationship between men and women. Zhao Jiadi didn't touch the glass of red wine that Jiang Tanle poured for him. He is not that elegant. He has always hated Zhao Sanjin's arty Tiao Tiao, besides, I am really worried that this girl has put arsenic sleeping pills in the wine. God knows if she will become angry and die together. Now he is becoming more and more unable to see through this beautiful English teacher. Of course, her body is very serious. But familiar.

Jiang Tanle was not annoyed by Zhao Jia's indifference when he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone the first time he got out of bed, she seemed to like it very much. She didn't hide her suspicion of masochism at all, and continued to provoke Zhao Jiadi, took a sip of the mellow red wine, Slowly, looking at the expression in front of you, you can tell that you are a child who has been hurt. Otherwise, it is impossible for you to be so deformed in your mind. You dare to have unruly intentions against me, and you will take actions every step of the way. Think about it carefully, hate me, or like My woman, who refuses to take English classes, gets zero marks in the college entrance examination English, does not hesitate to ruin the biggest turning point in the eyes of others, let me guess, is your first love the representative of the English class, or your stepmother is the English teacher.Zhao Jiadi said coldly, Jiang Tanle, have you said enough? Doesn't your tutor know how to eat and sleep without talking?Jiang Tanle raised her beautiful eyebrows. This seemed to be the first time Zhao Jia called her name. Is it a sign of anger? Jiang Tanle was not afraid, and said with a very uneducated smile. What kind of tutor do I have? , As a result, look at the virtues of my parents' private life, are they like gardeners who teach and educate people? Oh, I forgot to tell you, my mother is my father's student, and my mother's sister is also my father's sister-in-law or my sister-in-law. It's the same with my aunt. I can pretend to be a lady and dignified, but in my heart, I really don't have these things that sound sacred and noble.Since it's both a teacher-student relationship, I think we are a pure couple.Zhao Jiadi only cared about solving the meal, deliberately ignoring Jiang Tanle's dark side. Jiang Tanle seemed to be unable to stand the attitude he took for granted, and put his wine glass on the tea table where the torreya chessboard had been removed. Scolded Zhao Jiadi, you tmd don't pretend to be mature with me, you are just a lower body animal with no hair.Zhao Jiadi has a pipe in his mouth, you don't know if it's long enough, don't open your eyes and talk nonsense.Also, don't fuck it, you, a beautiful teacher who drives half of the school boys out of their minds, don't feel uncomfortable saying these dirty words and catchphrases?Jiang Tanle, who finally got a response, was satisfied. She wasn't hungry, so she didn't move her chopsticks much. She looked at Zhao Jiadi with a charming smile and said, "Why, I still hope that I will show a dignified and virtuous side. Is this how you can be shameless?" Desire to conquer and a sense of accomplishment?Zhao Jiadi rolled his eyes and said, I figured it out, you are a bitter woman, after finally catching someone of the same kind, you had to drag me to be buried with you.Jiang Tanle snapped his fingers, smiled and said, "It's really smart. It's worthy of being the national warrior Wushuang who has lost three games in a row in Yicheng."Zhao Jiadi's eyes darkened, and Jiang Tanle saw his expression, perhaps because of his conscience, he did not continue to sarcasm for the first time.

Zhao Jiadi was going to teach Situ Jianqiang at night. Jiang Tanle drove him to the gate of the community and said he would wait for him to go back. Zhao Jiadi didn't take it seriously, but told this woman who was probably split personality that you had to wait. Just wait.

Entering the house, the door was opened by the braided Lolita Xiaoguoer. In the eyes of Hu Li and other buddies, Zhao Jiadi is a fierce existence who has learned Go well and fought fiercely, but he has many small regrets. Flopping around with a life buoy for a long time, he still doesn’t know how to swim, and the sequelae of motion sickness when he was a child, he still regards the driver’s license test as a scourge, and his lack of children is his weakness, just like the little loli in front of him. Time, but he has always been indifferent to Zhao Jiadi, at most he is rewarded with an innocent and polite smile. I express my helplessness here, thinking of Guo Qingniu saying that he feels sorry for young women who want to use their children as a breakthrough, and feels that in this life, he probably does not have the demeanor of a woman's friend like Grasshopper.

Situ Jianqiang doesn't miss a single class now, and his level of dedication is comparable to that of any top student. He even occasionally sleeps in the school dormitory when he is late for self-study at school. It was heartbreaking to change his ways suddenly, and he gradually dispelled the idea of ​​calling him to smoke, fight, drink, and race cars. The relationship is inevitably not the same as before, but Situ is not a pity at all. It feels like he grew up in an instant, and Zhao Jiadi followed him step by step. Consolidate the senior three courses. In fact, at this time, the senior three courses have been completed. It’s just that Situ Jiangqiang started late after all. There is also an hour of quick problem-solving training, half an hour of mathematics, half an hour of a certain science subject, and a test paper. No matter how difficult it is, Zhao Jiadi will let Situ Jianqiang try to do the most in half an hour. The problem, Situ Jianqiang was not used to this kind of outrageous way of driving ducks to the shelves at the beginning of the tutoring, but he gritted his teeth and got through the initial muddle. Like this kind of blitzkrieg, Zhao Jia made it clear from the very beginning that in order to fight well in speed battles, he must have the awareness of being able to vomit in sea battles. In the eyes of the teacher, he is skyrocketing. The recent mock exams have been steadily rising. Although he is still a long way from being a top student, all the teachers in the class have discovered his great potential. Take care of several teachers who treat Situ Jianqiang with emphasis, and Yuan Shu, who is the class monitor, will occasionally answer his doubts for him. There is no reason why Situ Jianqiang should not get a big red envelope in the final exam.

After the tutoring, it was nearly 11 o'clock in the evening, and Aunt Cai still didn't come back.Situ Jianqiang smoked with Zhao Jia with the window open. He has almost quit smoking now, and only at this time can he relax properly. He looked at the idol who was not two years older than himself but seemed to be a generation older , smiled and said: "Master, Yuan Shu is getting more and more beautiful now. How should I put it, our ponytail squad leader used to be like a budding flower, everyone knows that it is beautiful and beautiful, but now it is beginning to bloom. You don’t know how much she drooled when she went downstairs to do exercises, and her eyes were all straight, and she seemed to go to the playground for a run at night, when the playground was really crowded.”

"Look at it for me." Zhao Jiadi smiled and didn't care.

"Naturally, I will slap anyone who doesn't have eyes. Knowing that Qi Hao and these two are so flattering to me now, I don't even need to do it myself. They are scumbags when they study, but they are diligent in picking up people. Laoli, master, your words are really good words. My Chinese teachers and political teachers are useless." Situ Jianqiang looked proud and admiring.

"Do you think Yuan Shu has a chance to win the first prize in the college entrance examination?" Zhao Jiadi asked.

"It's really hard to say. After all, even if our Southwest Weiyu is in the district, we are only in the fourth or fifth place. We can't compare with Shangzhong, China Normal University No. [-] Middle School and Fudan Affiliated High School. As long as the college entrance examination is stable, the top ten in the city can be guaranteed, and our class teacher said that Yuan Shu's task is to keep ten and fight five." Situ Jianqiang was slightly embarrassed.

Zhao Jiadi nodded, probably knowing what to do.There was a sound outside the door. Zhao Jiadi knew that it was Aunt Cai who came back, and asked Situ Jianqiang to continue his review. He walked out of the room, wanting to bid farewell to this woman with incomparable queenly temperament and leave. Unexpectedly, Aunt Cai signaled him to sit down. Aunt Cai slowly brewed tea, her technique was graceful, and each procedure was full of beauty. She was not in a hurry to talk to Zhao Jiadi, and Zhao Jiadi was also patient. In front of this woman, he never minded keeping his posture low. If it is lower, it may be that Jiang Tanle has broken the sky, and Zhao Jiadi will continue to play every step outside the chessboard intentionally or unintentionally. 50 stocks?"

Zhao Jiadi nodded and said, "Yes."

She glanced at Zhao Jiadi, smiled playfully, "You still promise to double it in half a year?"

Zhao Jiadi scratched his head, but still nodded.

Aunt Cai handed him a cup of tea, Longjing tea, but unfortunately there is no Hupao spring water that the old market wells in Hangzhou love. As for the Longjing, of course it is not the Zhejiang Longjing that is now flooded, but the Lion Peak purchased from the old tea farmers. Longjing said with a smile, "What a big tone."

Zhao Jiadi hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Aunt Cai, do you dare to give me 50?"

Aunt Cai had a strange expression, she took a sip of tea elegantly, and said, "The aggressive method is useless to me."

Zhao Jiadi said bluntly, "That's fine."

Aunt Cai smiled and said, "Are you short of money?"

Zhao Jiadi nodded fiercely, and said honestly, "Very short."

Aunt Cai, who had seen through the little secret a long time ago, stretched out a finger and tapped the position of the watch on her wrist, and said, "You don't look like someone who is short of money."

Zhao Jiadi smiled wryly and didn't explain anything, too many words would lead to mistakes, especially with such a wise and demonic woman.Aunt Cai is different from Sister Fang, the female boss of Hangzhou VOGUE. Moreover, he does not have the support of bald Guo Qingniu now. It is obvious which one is higher and which is lower.

Aunt Cai waited for Zhao Jiadi to raise his hand to drink tea, and asked, "How much do you dare to ask for?"

Dare, not asking Zhao Jiadi how much he wants.

Zhao Jiadi was holding the teacup, hanging in the air, brewing, could it be that you just said, Aunt Queen, why don't you give me one or two hundred million, what if I get kicked out.Aunt Cai is far more important than Jiang Tanle, and she is more worthy of walking on thin ice to catch big fish for a long time.

Aunt Cai waited quietly.

Zhao Jia thought about it for the first time, and tentatively said softly, "1000 million."

Aunt Cai looked as calm as water, and said with a smile, "Why don't you add another zero?"

Zhao Jiadi immediately sprayed out a sip of tea, which splashed a little on Aunt Cai. Aunt Cai suddenly changed color and was aggressive, but was immediately amused by Zhao Jia's first words, "Aunt Cai, well, since you don't take money as a For money, just add two zeros."

Aunt Cai put down her teacup, took out a silk scarf, wiped it lightly, and said, "I'll consider whether to give you 1000 million after you help Xiaoqiang earn his first pot of gold."

Zhao Jiadi asked: "Really?"

Aunt Cai answered with disdain.

After drinking a cup of tea, Zhao Jiadi, who was boring himself, got up to leave on his own initiative, and Aunt Cai just nodded slightly.

Zhao Jiadi left the community and saw that Jiang Tanle's Mercedes Benz Slk was still parked in its original place. He sighed, walked over and saw that the girl was asleep, and knocked on the car window. Seeing no response, Zhao Jiadi was about to get out of the way, and just two steps away, she heard the ear-piercing sound of a car whistle. Every time Zhao Jiadi took a step, she pressed the button. Zhao Jiadi had no choice but to turn back and get in the car. Jiang Tanle said that the school It’s all closed and you go back, Zhao Jiadi said otherwise you would let me sleep under the bridge, Jiang Tanlemei smiled and said what are you afraid of, sleep at my sister’s house, Teacher Jiang will speak English to you on the big bed at night.Zhao Jiadi couldn't help scolding a bitch again, but once Jiang Tanle's exquisite mask was torn off even in front of her girlfriends who had been classmates for several years, it seemed that she didn't have the shame of a good woman at all. Showing off her beautiful branches, she said coquettishly, you little bastard, don't you just like Mr. Jiang's shameless, Zhao Jiadi, don't look down on me, I'm not qualified, I still fucking look down on you, a beast that even dares to fuck a female teacher.Zhao Jiadi slapped Jiang Tanle's thigh hard, and said angrily, don't fuck, believe it or not, I will slap you.Jiang Tanle turned 180 degrees, leaned her body and said a good word to Xiao Niaoyiren.Zhao Jiadi had nothing to do, smoking, Jiang Tanle said give me one, Zhao Jiadi threw one to her, Jiang Tanle looked at it, smiled and said that smoking Zhonghua cigarettes and going to work as a tutor, could it be a bad stomach Bar.Zhao Jiadi had a headache and said to Jiang Tanle, don't yell, I will make you lose the strength to speak later, Jiang Tanle smiled, and said, have you never heard of a field that is only exhausted without plowing, Zhao? Jiadi stared at her and said, I wondered, Jiang Tanle, are you really insane, how you speak is more hooligan than anyone else, why don't I accompany you to see a psychiatrist first.Jiang Tanle laughed and said it was useless, my psychology is better than ordinary psychiatrists, and I was the only one who gave lectures to them.Zhao Jiadi was smoking a suffocating cigarette, and felt that Hu Li and Yang Pingping were having a row back then.Jiang Tanle sneered at the corner of her mouth and said, "Why are you so scared? Do you dare to accompany me to the bar and go to bed? Do you dare to get out of the car now? Don't pretend to be a dignified gentleman in front of me? I feel like throwing up."Zhao Jiadi also sneered and said okay, let's go to the bar, let's have a drink and enjoy ourselves, and then go to the bathroom to make a fuss.

Jiang Tanle didn't talk nonsense at all. She drove directly to the M2 of Hang Lung Building, parked the car in the underground garage, took the elevator to the bar, and ordered a bottle of the most expensive red wine on the menu. Then she said to go to the bathroom, but when she waited to pay the bill , Zhao Jiadi found out that this girl had disappeared unjustly. Fortunately, he had some money in his card, so he thought it was a waste of money to eliminate disasters. Surprisingly, he didn't feel angry at all.Half an hour later, Zhao Jiadi drank almost half of the bottle of wine and was about to leave the bar when he found Jiang Tanle standing behind him, with a heartless gloating face and complicated eyes.Zhao Jiadi sneered, how did you know you were back? I thought you had already gone home to sleep.Jiang Tanle said calmly. I first went to the car and laughed for a few minutes, and then I felt a little guilty. I was afraid that your hands and feet would be broken by the security guards and thrown out of the bar because you couldn't pay, so I came up to collect your body.Zhao Jiadi stared at her for half a minute, and said don't feel guilty, if you want to feel guilty, I am ashamed to death, drink or not, we will leave if you don't drink, if you want to drink, you continue to order wine, it's a big deal if you can't pay the bill Let's drink Bawang wine, Jiang Tanle said with a smile, drink, I'm still waiting for you to visit me in the bathroom.Zhao Jiadi squinted at her and said, can you stop being so mean to yourself.Jiang Tanle sat down and drank a cup without saying a word.

She poured one glass after another into her stomach, and the half bottle was soon empty. She asked for another bottle, but this time she swiped the card to pay. After swiping the card, she threw the card at Zhao Jiadi. Yours, Zhao Jiadi, figure it out, I fucked you, not you.

Although Jiang Tanle has the habit of drinking red wine, his capacity for alcohol is actually very poor. After drinking the second bottle with Zhao Jiadi, he fell unconscious, but he suppressed his vomiting, and his stubbornness made Zhao Jiadi feel unbelievable.

He helped her to the parking lot, but as soon as the wind blows, she breaks away from Zhao Jiadi and runs to the corner to vomit and spit out bitter water. Zhao Jiadi wanted to go over and pat her on the back, but she shouted, Zhao Jiadi, you are going to die Further.In the end, they took a taxi back to the apartment. It can be seen that Jiang Tanle is not crazy enough to joke about two lives. As soon as he entered the apartment, Jiang Tanle wanted to play the role of a slut and have sex, but Zhao Jiadi was cold The sentence "I don't want you to spit in my mouth" beat her back to her original shape. She ran to the bathroom and continued to spit. Zhao Jiadi squatted at the door of the bathroom and smoked. Zhao Jiadi faced each other.Zhao Jiadi asked softly if he was drunk to get sober, does it make sense for you to take revenge on your parents like this.Jiang Tanle stretched out her hand, Zhao Jiadi handed over the cigarette, she took a puff, and said, "You know what a fart, don't fuck with me, I've listened to it for more than 20 years, and I feel sick when I hear it, so be careful to spit on you."Zhao Jiadi laughed at himself and said that I am just the opposite of you, no one has been willing to talk to me since I was a child, but after the girl who is very similar to you sent someone to kidnap me, the two kidnappers babbled all night long before using the knife. Tell me the truth, now that I think about it, I really miss it.Jiang Tanle handed the cigarette back to him, sneered and said that you are bragging again, can you use a more normal excuse to comfort others, and even kidnapped, why don't you say that you killed the kidnapper, Zhao Jiadi nodded and said yes, that is I stabbed those two guys because they finally said my sister was juicy and wanted to fuck her, I fucked.Jiang Tanle asked word by word through gritted teeth, were you really kidnapped, and was your stepmother instigated?Zhao Jiadi smiled, stubbed out the cigarette butt, continued to light one, and said calmly, "I guessed it with my butt, I believe my old man is also clear in his heart, but I didn't say it afterwards, so he just pretended it didn't happen. For such an old man, I’m not as crazy as you, and I’m already pretty awesome. Is your crap still a big deal? Don’t think that it’s more sad and difficult to eat a few years more than me, and it’s not too shameful. Wait. When I'm your age, I can get a lot of girls to marry me just because of my story, so I have to live well, just for the girl who looks like you , I also have to be alive and kicking 100 years is not.

Jiang Tanle smiled, very happy and brilliant.

Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, are you psychologically balanced now?
Jiang Tanle leaned against the door, as if she didn't want to smoke, let alone drink, and became that beautiful teacher who was a good example to others.

Zhao Jiadi was cursing and swearing, you are a heartless and immoral bitch.

Jiang Tanle covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, stretched out and smoked the cigarette from Zhao Jiadi's mouth, and threw it into the toilet. With a graceful and ladylike face, she said softly, a 19-year-old kid, don't pretend to be deep, go, go to the big bed to accompany 27 The old teacher went to look at the stars.

How can you see the stars in bed, you can't even see them in this city.

(End of this chapter)