Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 105
Originally, Zhao Jiadi thought that Jiang Tanle's so-called watching the stars was the two people rolling on the big bed in the waves, you come and I fight for five hundred rounds, etc. It is not suitable for children, but in fact it was she who really pulled him. Looking at the ceiling in the middle of the night, Zhao Jiadi has always been drinking more and more sober, and half of Jiang Tanle is half not, saying that she is sober because she no longer pretends to be a bitch who is determined not to set up a chastity archway like she did when she was not drinking. But she said she was sober, and she babbled about her long history of growth like a little girl, from when she accidentally ran into the immoral relationship between her father and aunt one day in junior high school, to realizing her mother's revenge and cheating, and then to the time when the husband and wife were in love together. The respect in front of the elders and younger generations is like Bin En's love, and then to the chatting and laughing of parents and aunt at the same table, she even picks up chopsticks deliberately to see if her father and aunt are flirting under the table. Zhao Jia was the first to smoke one after another, and she was docile and well-behaved, and used a teacup as an ashtray. To be honest, the two of them are indeed the same, no one should pretend to be high-minded, Zhao Jiadi also figured it out, Jiang Tanle has endured from a girl to a woman for more than ten years, and after giving it out for the first time, there is nothing. To die or to live, I am a man who hurts the spring and the autumn, ass.

Jiang Tanle is indeed a pampered girl, she sleeps as soon as she says she wants to sleep, and directly puts Zhao Jiadi aside, Zhao Jiadi gently puts the teacup on the bedside table, and when she sees her sleeping soundly, she curls up together, the two With her legs bent and her hands resting on her chest, Zhao Jiadi froze for a moment, turned off the light, and lay beside her. She was talking intermittently and indistinctly in her sleep. The quality of her sleep was obviously very poor. Doubting how much courage and perseverance it would take for her to live with a mask on for so many years and even go to the podium to give lectures. Although Jiang Tanle has always maintained the sleeping position that needs warmth, she has never leaned against Zhao Jiadi, huddled on the edge of the bed, motionless, It's not that Zhao Jiadi never thought of holding her in his arms, but she would roll away by herself, roll out of his arms in a very tender but bitter posture, and continue to curl up on the edge of the bed. Divide the land and remain motionless.Zhao Jiadi barely fell asleep until 4 o'clock in the morning. When he woke up, it was already 8 o'clock in the morning. When he opened his eyes, Jiang Tanle, who was neatly dressed and more elegant and dignified than usual, was lying on the sofa playing computer games. With feet wearing long cotton socks, the little butt is very curvaceous.

As soon as Jiang Tanle saw Zhao Jiadi get up, he easily caught a glimpse of his crotch that almost every man would hold up. Le is a different person from yesterday's woman who is a slut who doesn't drink and is neurotic, and who is even more lawless when she drinks. She said shallowly that I will help you warm the white rice porridge, and I will stop serving you.Zhao Jiadi did a hundred push-ups, then went downstairs to eat breakfast, and was ready to return to school after eating. Getting along with this beautiful teacher was too exhausting. He was afraid that he would die young. One hundred years old.Jiang Tanle leaned on the railing on the second floor and said that you would come over at night because I have a friend who wants to see you.Zhao Jiadi bluntly said no.Jiang Tanle smiled and said, okay, when I go to school for English class tomorrow, I will ask my classmates, hello, why doesn't my little husband come to class.Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded, looked up at the yin and yang beauty, scolded you as a bitch, let's see how I deal with you at night.Jiang Tanle looked fearless and eager to try, and said yes, my friend happens to be a beautiful woman, but it is a pity that her breasts are small, but if you have the ability, we will be one dragon and two phoenixes at night.

Zhao Jiadi didn't even have the energy to call her a slut, so he opened the door and prepared to go to the Modu Bookstore or Boku Bookstore to find some books. Before, he was not interested in non-professional books, but now he was going to learn from Yang Qingdi. , Changing from professional proficiency to miscellaneous expo, the intuitive Jiang Tanle asked if you were not going to school, Zhao Jiadi stopped and nodded, Jiang Tanle immediately asked where to go, I will accompany you, Zhao Jiadi said bookstore, Jiang Tanle Le took the car keys and trotted downstairs, and drove Zhao Jiadi to a nearby large bookstore. Jiang Tanle didn't pick up books, and didn't help with them. He just followed Zhao Jiadi around empty-handed. For the first time, I bought more than 20 books such as "New Commonly Used Traditional Chinese Medicine", "Berryman Human Body Structure Drawing Teaching", "Wood Mirror" and "Introduction to Art". You can finish reading the book, Zhao Jiadi said lightly that at most one book will be in three days, he walked towards the cashier with the book in his hand, and suddenly turned back, Jiang Tanle was surprised and asked you to buy more, Zhao Jiadi ignored it, and picked four more books, But they are all of the same type, Go, "Guan Zi Pu", "Only One Hand", "Selected Masterpieces of Xiu Xing's Life and Death Problems" and a "Detailed Explanation of Ten Games of Danghu". Jiang Tanle wondered that you still need these books, Zhao Jiadi didn't have a good mood to buy it for you, Jiang Tanle was stunned for a moment, and happily rushed to pay for it, but Zhao Jiadi refused without hesitation, and as a result, she didn't give Zhao Jiadi a good look along the way , until she picked an elegant place to have lunch, she still ignored Zhao Jiadi. It is unreasonable for women to hold grudges. Zhao Jiadi said to himself while eating: "You are still a rookie who has learned chess for more than ten years. If you are an idiot, you should start with life-and-death questions honestly, read two or three basic books, and do 2 to [-] life-and-death questions, and you will almost be able to reach the level of Yicheng [-]nd stage. Actually, I am not familiar with chess books I don’t understand, I just bought them casually, anyway, I guess you don’t even understand them now.”

Jiang Tanle smiled gracefully, but was murderous.

Zhao Jiadi continued disapprovingly: "It seems that there are related books recommended on the Yicheng Forum. You should pay more attention to it yourself, but remind me that there are flaws in many books. When you can figure it out on your own, you can be a teacher. It is reasonable to say that 80 People who started to learn chess at the end of the 30s have gone through detours, but you are suitable for your age, but you have not taken much of the road. Naturally, there are no detours or no detours. Playing Go, there is no need to go out of your way to get closer to professional chess players, but like If you play it so carelessly, it won’t benefit you at all even if you play it for another 7 years. I read this "Guanzipu" and thought it was okay. I wanted to buy you a copy of "Tianlongtu", but I couldn’t find it. The former is a straight-line thinking in the school exam, which is a bit of a strong taste. The latter is a divergent thinking that inspires you. Several ways to survive merge into a life-and-death problem. When you have studied both books thoroughly, Yicheng will probably sit tight. The strength of Diaoyutai with 8-dan and 250-dan. Generally speaking, there are about 200 moves in a game, except for the common fixed layout and the last dozens of moves of small officials. That is to say, there are 200 moves that need to pay attention to efficiency. Both professional chess players and amateur players need to accumulate advantages bit by bit in these [-] moves to determine the final winner. This is why a stubborn player like you has played thousands of games or even It is the root cause of no progress in tens of thousands of games. Treat Go with entertainment in mind, so don’t expect to accumulate an inch of skill. Not much to say, I know you hate listening to the truth. By the way, that "Danghu Ten Game Detailed Explanation" is I bought it for myself as a souvenir."

Jiang Tanle had an ominous premonition, and asked, "Why do I hear you want to arrange the funeral?"

Zhao Jiadi said calmly while eating, "I won't play Go anymore."

Jiang Tanle was in a daze, and was in a daze for a full minute, biting her lips tightly, and asked, "Why?"

Zhao Jiadi continued to solve the problem of food and clothing, saying: "There is no reason, I just don't want to go down."

Jiang Tanle's eyes dimmed and said, "Is it because of me?"

Zhao Jiadi raised his head, shook his head and said, "It's just a small reason for you, so you can ignore it. Anyway, you are strong enough inside, and you definitely don't lack tough self-suggestions. You have no reason to blame yourself."

Her eyes were slack, like a lifeless paper flower, and she murmured: "I know that men don't have a good thing, they like the new and dislike the old, but can't you act for a few more days, you have to be so impatient."

Zhao Jiadi frowned and said, "What are you thinking, it's none of your business if I don't play Go, don't go online."

Jiang Tanle suddenly shouted with red eyes: "Zhao Jiadi, you just can't afford to lose, and if you want to play, I'll slap your ass and get out of the way."

Zhao Jiadi said patiently: "Teacher Jiang, Jiang Tanle, don't mess around, please? Let me explain again, this has nothing to do with losing chess, and it has nothing to do with you."

Jiang Tanle's eyes were red, and he said with a cold face: "Okay, I'll go to the bar to find ducks at night, and see if you are quicker to break his three legs, or I'm quicker to change ducks. Zhao Jiadi, this has nothing to do with you." It doesn't matter half a dime!"

Zhao Jiadi narrowed his eyes and stared at Jiang Tanle with a serious face, and sneered, "Go, remember to look for stronger ducks, it's best to find two at once, so that Miss Jiang will not have a good time."

Jiang Tanle poured a cup of lemon tea on Zhao Jiadi's face.

Zhao Jiadi picked up the napkin to wipe it clean, and walked out of the restaurant.The distraught Jiang Tanle sat blankly in the restaurant. After paying the bill, she slowly walked back to the Mercedes with a haggard heart, only to see Zhao Jiadi squatting beside the wheel smoking a cigarette. Jiang Tanle's empty eyes immediately brightened. He shot, but with a straight face on purpose, he kicked the man blocking the car door, saying who are you, stay away.Zhao Jiadi got up slowly, and after sitting in the passenger seat, he ignored Jiang Tanle's contemptuous eyes, closed his eyes and meditated, Jiang Tanle sneered, why are you still taking my car? He opened his eyes and said that my book is still in your car, Jiang Tanle's heart was empty all of a sudden, as if cleaning it up, he scolded Zhao Jiadi loudly, if you don't get out, my old lady will kill you.Zhao Jiadi took the time to say, Mr. Jiang, you are not a lady anymore, maybe you are thinking about ducks and wanting to go crazy.Jiang Tanle seemed to be crushed by Zhao Jiadi's uncommon acrimony. In a fit of anger, he raised his hand to slap the man, but he grabbed him and pulled him into his arms. The shrew swears at the street, but he catches her in one breath, one hand tightly wraps around her waist that has been slender and elastic because of practicing yoga, and the other hand presses the back of her head, Zhao Jiadi stops suddenly, the corners of her mouth are stained with blood After Jiang Tanle bit Zhao Jiadi's tongue, he smiled happily and said, "You really think I'm a hair salon girl who comes and goes. Zhao Jiadi didn't speak, and continued to kiss the mouth of this unruly and arrogant beautiful teacher. Once, Jiang Tanle did not resist, but responded fiercely. When Zhao Jia's first hand savagely penetrated into her clothes, occupying the towering territory she had been invaded by a man yesterday, Jiang Tanle tore Zhao Jia's first hand like crazy. Zhao Jiadi was not so wild, he held her hand, and walked back to your apartment with red eyes.Jiang Tanle hummed softly, straightened his clothes, and drove home all the way. At the critical moment when Zhao Jiadi was about to raise his gun to go into battle, Jiang Tanle got into the bathroom, locked it behind him, and hid in it laughing loudly. After crossing the river and demolishing the bridge tragically, she hid inside and proudly said Zhao Jiadi, Zhao Jiadi, see if I don't suffocate you to death.

As a result, Jiang Tanle reread a romance novel in the bathroom, but she still didn't hear Zhao Jiadi's movement. When she opened the door carefully, she found that there was no one on the first floor. She ran to the second floor, only to see this bastard sitting Using her laptop to surf the Internet on the sofa, Jiang Tanle asked maliciously with the confident attitude of an elegant teacher looking down at the students: "Are you okay?"

Zhao Jiadi ignored her and concentrated on the computer.

"You still know how to trade in stocks?" Jiang Tanle asked suspiciously, sitting beside him.

"Is this even weirder than me knowing how to play Go?" Zhao Jiadi said without raising his head.

"It doesn't look like a senior player at first glance." Jiang Tanle said dismissively.

"It can also be seen that Mr. Jiang is really astute. No wonder he can become a QQ Go 4-level master. If he moves to Yicheng, he must be invincible. Breaking through 9-level is like picking up grass." Zhao Jiadi sneered even more.

"Dare to ridicule the teacher, you are really an obedient student, huh?" Especially the word "ah" with a rising tone, which is full of teacher's style, Jiang Tanle took Zhao Jiadi's ear and squeezed it hard.

"Have you played enough? When you've played enough, help me get the book Downstairs "A Detailed Explanation of the Ten Games of Danghu." Zhao Jiadi's endurance was beyond imagination, and he was tepid.

"Aren't you in pain?" Jiang Tanle said in shock.

"Do you think it hurts?" Zhao Jiadi turned around and grabbed Jiang Tanle's ears and ravaged her for a while, tossing her so much that she was about to cry, her eyes were wet, and she cursed Zhao Jiadi in grief and angrily that you're going to die because you hit so hard.

"If you still want me to teach you how to play Go, go and get the "Detailed Explanation of Ten Games in Danghu". You only have one chance. If you pass this village, you will lose that shop. Think about it. I will count to three, 1." Zhao said. Jiadi is still not in a hurry or rash, and has no guilt at all.

In the end, before he could count to 2, Jiang Tanle ran downstairs to get a book so spinelessly that he didn't even have time to put on his slippers.

"Do you have the integrity to be a beautiful woman? Do you have the dignity to be a teacher?" Zhao Jiadi didn't forget to hit Jiang Tanle when he took the book.

Jiang Tanle smiled, not angry at all.Finally, she has the calm demeanor of a big intellectual beauty.

Zhao Jia was a little stunned for the first time, and Jiang Tanle was really outstanding at this moment.

"I've heard of this book, tell me what's interesting about it." Jiang Tanle said with a smile, as long as there are many ladies, they will sit beside Zhao Jiadi.

"Teacher Jiang, has Fan Xiping heard of it?" Zhao Jiadi opened the "Detailed Explanation of the Ten Bureaus of Danghu" and said slowly.

Jiang Tanle nodded.

"Jiang Tanle, has Shi Xiangxia heard of it?" Zhao Jiadi still asked slowly.

Jiang Tanle continued to nod.

"Then this book is two men playing ten games of chess, it's over." Zhao Jia said seriously for the first time.

Jiang Tanle was stunned for a moment, then furious, and wanted to lift Zhao Jiadi's ear, but Zhao Jiadi stretched out a foot to support her lower abdomen, preventing her from approaching.

After arguing for a while, seeing Jiang Tanlejiao panting and looking angry, Zhao Jiadi couldn't bear it, and said: "General chess players will praise the ten games of Danghu, 'Luozi has immortal energy, and there is no chance to return to dust. ’, it’s all bullshit.”

Jiang Tanle asked curiously, "How to say?"

Zhao Jiadi put his foot on Jiang Tanle's lap, casually flipped to Danghu Game 4, pointed to a position for her, and explained: "Generally speaking, those of us who have barely stepped into the threshold of Go, of course, don't Including you, Mr. Jiang, you can’t walk here by intuition, because at best, it’s just a two-handed robbery to kill the black horn, and it’s just a relief. It’s not the same as the positive solution of tightness. It is very admirable to say that the predecessors of the national players can attack but will not defend, and the aggressiveness and dedication to art that can win many victories and never retreat."

Jiang Tanle stared at the chess record and wondered, "Isn't it?"

Zhao Jiadi sneered and said, "Idiot, the match between Fan Shi and Fan Shi is actually 'beating the head'."

Jiang Tanle looked bewildered.

Zhao Jiadi rolled his eyes, rubbed her slender legs with that foot, and said, "It's just colorful flags. If the prize money for winning or losing a game of chess is 1 taels, then the winner will have to take out an extra 1000 taels for every extra move won by the winner. It is completely different from winning half a game now, which is the same as winning a hundred games, so if you read this "Ten Games of Danghu", you will know what it means to win or lose. I said I can't afford to lose, but if I lose, I will indeed lose. It's very uncomfortable, there's nothing to deny it. Of course, Mr. Chen won't say these things, otherwise it will damage Luozi's immortal spirit."

Jiang Tanle suddenly realized, accepted it humbly, and slapped Zhao Jiadi's sinful foot quickly. Zhao Jia felt the pain for the first time and retracted. Because of Jiang Tanle's excessive force, he killed one thousand enemies and lost eight hundred. His little hand also hurt, and he stared at Zhao Jiadi fiercely.

"Is your beautiful Go commentator coming tonight, the one who called you last night when we were working?" Zhao Jiadi asked.

"Rogue." Jiang Tanle cursed with a blushing face, but she didn't know that she was the one who had the cheek to sway her waist yesterday while calling someone.

"What is she doing here, persuading me to go to the Chinese Chess Academy?" Zhao Jiadi frowned.

"No, I've already dispelled her idea for you. I just want to see the demeanor of Wushuang Guoshi." Jiang Tanle said with a smile.

"You are not afraid that she will fall in love with me at first sight. After all, a handsome young man like me dare not say that it happens once in 50 years, but it happens once in a year or two." Zhao Jiadi said brazenly.

"Just treat it as if the fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields." Jiang Tanle said lightly.

But the facts proved that Jiang Tanle was not easy at all. After the beauty Cheng Ying came to the apartment, Jiang Tanle took strict precautions, pretending that this little brat was already in my pocket.Fortunately, Cheng Ying didn't seem to have much interest in Zhao Jiadi, and he would talk about chess when they met. Just break, Cheng Ying asked Guoshi Wushuang with a deep smile, do you know who was the one who played against you in the last three games last night.Zhao Jiadi is not used to being called the unparalleled scholar in real life. He scratched his head and said that it should be Li Shishi. Cheng Ying, who is used to the ups and downs of Go, was also quite shocked. He nodded with emotion and said that yes, it was him. Going to Yicheng, it seems that they were dragged away by friends specifically for you. You are not wronged if you lose.Zhao Jiadi didn't speak, and he refused to play chess. The atmosphere was a little cold, so Jiang Tanle simply pulled Cheng Ying to the sofa to whisper. Staying, when Jiang Tanle sent her to the door, she said softly to Xiaole, I don't like this man.Jiang Tanle asked what was the matter, Cheng Ying sighed and couldn't figure it out, just feel it, I think he has a lot of scheming, maybe the city is relatively deep and not suitable for you, and he is still your student, can you two be reliable.Jiang Tanle was noncommittal, and after returning to the second floor, he sneered and said, "Do you know what the big beauty Cheng Ying said about you?" Wolf, you are like Little Red Riding Hood.

Jiang Tanle sat on the cushion beside the tea table, looked at Zhao Jiadi with his cheeks on his hands, and said with a smile, "You're really smart."

Zhao Jiadi sneered and said, "I don't even know who the fuck is the big bad wolf. What kind of eyes are there?"

Jiang Tanle said with a smile: "You open your mouth and shut up the fuck."

Zhao Jiadi said angrily: "I am a man"

Jiang Tanle blushed, and said "Smelly rascal!"

Zhao Jiadi suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and jumped up from the sofa. Jiang Tanle asked doubtfully, "What's wrong?"

Zhao Jiadi's face turned ashen and said: "If the old headmaster finds out about us, even if I jump into the Yellow River, I won't be able to clean it up. How could he believe that his well-behaved and virtuous granddaughter ruined me?"

Jiang Tanle continued to hold his cheeks, and said, "Well, obviously no one believes you. Xiao Jiadi, you are doomed to death. I'm so happy."

Zhao Jiadi instinctively scolded, "I'm happy, you look on your face."

Jiang Tanle had a weird and charming smile, and Jiao Didi said, come on, give me a look.

Zhao Jiadi sighed, collapsed on the sofa, and cursed weakly.

But Jiang Tanle continued to seduce, why don't we go to the bathroom to do something after class, and then go to class?

Zhao Jiadi was speechless, it's hard to say whether he was happy or sad and burst into tears, what the hell is wrong with the world, the woman who went down the mountain was indeed a tiger.

(End of this chapter)