Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 26 Tiger Man and Calf

A Hongmen banquet made Zhao Jiadi very nervous. The woman called Aunt Cai by the boy was not in direct proportion to her cooking skills and her appearance. It seems that she was very sincere when she said that the dinner was sloppy.

Zhao Jiadi is relieved that a woman who is too perfect is easy to lose her face, and a bit of incomplete beauty is more stable, like the vixen Wang Banjin, if she really looks like a lady, or if the child bride and sister-in-law have deep cleanliness and need to take medicine to recuperate Physically, Zhao Jiadi's relationship with them must not be as natural and easy as it is now.

At the dinner table, Zhao Jiadi called Aunt Cai in her mouth, and the woman who called Sister Cai in her heart didn’t speak except for picking up food for the little loli from time to time. It was very different from the Zhao family. If the Zhao family’s dining table was full of people, it would be like a vegetable market. Zhao Sanjin would either Read the newspaper with a scalp or make a phone call to discuss business, there is no one sentence to deal with the tender service of the little wife, Zhao Yan's unscrupulous dandy must pester Zhao Jiadi, who is in the opposite camp of his mother, and ask unnutritious questions, Wang Banjin must be In the turbulent battle with Qi Dongcao, you put a piece of meat into the bowl of the eight-liang classmate, and I put vegetables. The old Buddha is very happy to watch the two girls intrigue. It seems to remind her that the jealousy with the second room can always be miserable. The glory days of officials, if Zhao Jiadi's uncle and Zhao Yan's uncle were present, it would be even more exciting. The two "foreign relatives", one yin and yang and the other sanctimonious, dismantled each other. Intense, noisy, no peace, as the head of the family, Comrade Zhao Sanjin turned a blind eye and closed his eyes, and loved to do whatever he wanted. The surface "food chain" of this family is the poorest. Zhao Jiadi was suppressed and eaten to death by Zhao Sanjin everywhere, and Zhao Sanjin was Constrained by the little wife, she who had no hope of getting a marriage certificate in her life was easily killed by her worthless son and the old Buddha of the Zhao family. Circulation, delicate balance.

After dinner, he went to introduce Aunt Cai to a child named Situ Jianqiang for tutoring. Unexpectedly, this child who looked only 18 or 296 years old was already an 27-year-old adult in the second year of high school. Situ Jianqiang, who is even more perverted with a gun, is of course studying science, otherwise Zhao Jiadi, who has a perfect score of 130 in mathematics and comprehensive science in the college entrance examination, is useless at all. In the study, there are two desks and a [-]-inch Apple all-in-one computer. A pink Lenovo notebook, probably where Situ Jianqiang and Xiao Loli belonged respectively. Situ Jianqiang didn’t have a single textbook on his desk, so he took out a Haidian mock exam paper from the drawer and threw it on the desk, viciously saying: “Mathematical full marks, I don’t believe it anymore, I’ll give you two hours, if you can score [-] points, I won’t kick you out.”

Zhao Jiadi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, as expected he and Brother Zhao Yan were the same kind of slut, the kind who wouldn't feel comfortable not being smoked.

"Don't dare? Did you reveal your secrets?" Situ Jianqiang looked contemptuous.

"Why don't you prepare me another exam paper for the comprehensive science and comprehensive examination in any province, and by the way, give me two blank draft papers, and give me two to two and a half hours." Zhao Jiadi smiled, not wanting to talk to This kind of little boy whose psychology is more immature than his body plays pigs and tigers. His idea is very simple. He comes to be a tutor and pays a penny for his efforts. He doesn’t want more or less. This kid doesn’t believe in his tutor. He just needs to prove his teacher qualifications, otherwise, no matter how much saliva is wasted, it will be rubbish.Situ Qiangqiang is also a ruthless person, so he really took out another comprehensive examination paper, and finally threw it to Zhao Jiadi's ballpoint pen and draft paper, ready to eat melon seeds on the bench to watch the show.

The little loli stood on the chair and stared at her eyes full of curiosity.

In Situ Qiangqiang's eyes, the school's favorite child is still walking on eggshells when facing this extremely difficult math test paper, but it seems that the situation is in this guy's hands. He doesn't use the draft paper very much. Doing multiple-choice questions is like tossing a coin. Get it done with lightning speed?

After completing the multiple-choice questions, Zhao Jia was the first to slap his head, starting from the last question of the test paper, and the momentum was overwhelming.

41 minutes.

Zhao Jiadi put the test paper and the first draft paper with some key numbers and lines on it aside, picked up the comprehensive science test paper that Situ Jianqiang couldn't understand at all, and started from the last question again. Cut upwards.

70 minutes.

When he finished finishing with his head down, Situ Jianqiang just finished scoring the math test paper by comparing the answers, Zhang Dake stuffed it into the mouth of the duck egg, stared at Zhao Jiadi who put down the ballpoint pen with wide eyes like Zhang Yide, and choked out a sentence for a long time, "" Hero, your mother is such a god, you can get 150 points in half an hour?!"

"Show me the comprehensive answer." Zhao Jiadi couldn't help laughing, he didn't pay much attention to the little tiger's other kind of praise, took the answer from the stunned Situ Jianqiang, and went straight to two difficult problems he was not sure about, and answered it himself. Going to 7 points, then quickly browsed through the rest of the answers, then deducted 9 points, frowned, and said with a wry smile, "I'm in a hurry."

"284 points?!" Situ Jianqiang burst into tears at that moment.

The gang of bastards in the school who are usually arrogant have no choice but to be instantly killed on the spot in front of this hero.

The little loli with braids stood on the chair and clapped vigorously, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

"What's going on?" Aunt Cai walked into the study with a fruit plate and asked with a smile.

"It's okay, I'm asking Brother Zhao, oh no, I'm asking Teacher Zhao for a question." Situ Jianqiang scratched his head and pretended to smile silly.

"Be open-minded, Xiaoqiang, don't make trouble anymore, good tutors are hard to find." Aunt Cai put down the rich fruit plate, picked up little Lolita with a gentle smile, "Xiaoguoer, let's go out and watch cartoons together."

Only Zhao Jiadi with a calm mind and Situ Jianqiang with a turbulent heart are left in the study room. For an exam killer like Zhao Jiadi who takes a slanted sword, he has a solid foundation in mathematics, physics and chemistry, coupled with an excellent and systematic way of thinking , In the field of science, there is already a sense of naturalness.Situ Jianqiang gnawed on the watermelon in embarrassment, gritted his teeth, and had complicated thoughts. He had always admired this kind of hidden, plug-in expert, but when he first entered the door, he showed a murderous look that had been brewing for a long time, and changed his face too quickly. Situ Jianqiang feels like a bitch, he can only maintain a stalemate, he doesn't know how to find a breakthrough, there is no way, his head is rusted long ago, he is too lazy to use his brain, fighting and having fun is a single-minded, straight-forward, Whoever gave him his QQ nickname is a "ranger".

"Are you convinced? I will start making up lessons for you when you are convinced. It doesn't matter if you don't take out your textbooks. You can use scratch paper, and I haven't forgotten everything." Zhao Jiadi smiled, "The salary your family gave me is guaranteed 800 yuan, 10 hours of tutoring time a week is guaranteed, 20 yuan an hour is not cheap, you cherish it. Then the additional salary will be calculated according to your school performance ranking, don’t stare at me, you are deliberately letting the water to let the grades If I retreat, Aunt Cai will not deduct my guaranteed salary, it has been agreed in the contract, and besides, with the second-to-last grade in your class, it is more difficult to retreat than to advance."

"It's difficult, you're so hard!" Situ Jianqiang immediately lost his temper when he was touched by the weak spot that he didn't want others to mention.It is a very proud thing for a kid from a rich family who does not know how to make progress, and his grades are messed up. He will never allow animals with good grades to point fingers.

Zhao Jiadi saw that Aunt Cai had already closed the door after leaving the study with little loli in her arms, stood up, and slapped Situ Qiangqiang's face with a wave of his hand, directly throwing the baby to the point of staring at him. Waiting for Situ Jianqiang to growl and go crazy, Zhao Jia kicked him in the abdomen for the first time, almost causing the vicious tiger kid who was famous for fighting at school to vomit bitter water, holding his belly, his body bowed like a lobster, his eyes were bloodshot, He still maintains a strong desire to fight, and many spoiled rich children have such virtues. Their mouths are hard and smelly, and they don't know the heights of heaven and earth. Yang Pingping, Huang Hua, and Hu Li, Zhao Jiadi's buddies who just met Zhao Jiadi, are almost like this. Zhao Jiadi Practice makes perfect, without giving Situ Jianqiang a chance to recover, he cursed in a low voice, "Fork your sister", and then swept the child's calf with his leg, and fell directly to the ground, with only two hands, one covering his stomach and one Covering his calf, Situ Jianqiang was finally stunned. Tears welled up in his eyes, but he couldn't hold back the tears.

"A little virtue in your mouth, your whole family will die." Zhao Jiadi sneered, anyway, [-]% of this tutoring is going to be ruined, so it doesn't matter at all, squatting at the door, took out a cigarette and lighter, lit one, and planned The little boy slapped him if he dared to curse. Unexpectedly, Situ Jianqiang actually gnashed his teeth and held it. After the pain eased a little, he wiped his eyes. .

When Zhao Jiadi saw his virtue, he was much stronger than Brother Zhao Yan when he was a child. At first, the second generation ancestor liked to bump into him when he was walking, and then he didn't hit anyone, so he lay down on the ground and rolled in an exaggerated way, crying so hard Lung, just like Zhao Jiadi blasted him, and then his old lady would run out, looking at Zhao Jiadi with a look of bitterness and hatred. Zhao Sanjin usually doesn't make comments in this situation, but Lafayette always Every time I stood up and laughed meanly, yo, I don’t know whose seed this coward is, why is it like porcelain, it hurts when you touch it.Later, Brother Zhao Yan found out that this trick didn't work and gave up completely. It wasn't until he was in the fourth grade of elementary school that he was completely subdued by Zhao Jiadi's strong medicine, and finally he was willing to change his ways.

Zhao Jiadi couldn't help smiling, and threw a cigarette to Situ Qiang, who was looking at him, and threw the lighter too.

"Stop staring, you stared for ten hours and I'm still alive and kicking, killing people with your eyes? Who do you think you are?" Zhao Jiadi joked, smoking a cigarette, puffing out clouds, and his posture was old-fashioned. bong.

"Mom..., shit, I'll clean you up after I finish smoking this cigarette." Situ Jianqiang, who was about to scold the mantra, immediately stopped talking and smoked the Yuxi cigarette unambiguously. not unfamiliar.

The two teachers and students who were supposed to "love each other" for tutoring and tutoring just smoked like this, and the atmosphere was weird.

"Aren't you going to call for help?" Zhao Jiadi asked with a smile after smoking more than half of it.

"What the hell, I always fight alone, unless I really encounter a slut that I can't bear, so I pull my brother to turn him together." Situ Jianqiang gritted his teeth, it really hurts, this guy is a bit fierce.

"Still so backbone?" Zhao Jiadi raised his eyebrows and said.

"If you have the backbone, even if you lose in a one-on-one fight, I will still run away." Situ said firmly and honestly.

Zhao Jiadi laughed out loud, this kid is savvy.

Zhao Jiadi leaned against the door, raised his head and exhaled a smoke ring, and said emotionally: "Actually, it's boring to fight alone, and it's more interesting to fight in groups. Four No. 50 people squeezed together with bricks, iron bars, watermelon knives, and stretched their legs. The black tiger digs out its heart, the monkey picks peaches, you can do whatever you want, but the only thing you need to pay attention to is don't forget to give your back to a trustworthy buddy, otherwise it will be easy to suffer."

"Are you an expert?" Situ Jianqiang wondered.

"Compared to you, I guess I can be regarded as an expert." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"Then you can still eat duck eggs in English and get a score of 570?" Situ Jianqiang was a bit unbelievable.

Zhao Jiadi grinned and said, "There is no need to explain the life of the tough tiger man."

Situ Jianjian curled his lips, not wanting to be convinced, but his heart was a little shaken. He got up with difficulty, opened the window, threw the cigarette butts out, let the study ventilate, sat on the chair, and looked at the "tiger man" who accurately ejected the cigarette butts out of the window , Seriously said: "Yes, you can be my tutor, otherwise I can't find anyone if I want to take revenge. But I can warn you, not a warning, but a reminder, don't play Aunt Cai's idea, or you will die None of them know."

Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, "I'm a Lolicon recently."

Situ Jianqiang was stunned, and cried out with a sad face, "Brother, please, don't attack Guo'er!"

(End of this chapter)