Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 27 Is this so?
What is the life of ordinary people, even if they pass by n experts who are carrying batch editions of "Nine Yin Scriptures", "Sunflower Treasure Book" and "Exorcism Sword Manual", they can't get a sentence "Little brother, I see your bones" Qingqi, the arduous task of saving the world is entrusted to you", and the life of the tiger people is to be cried and hugged by these high-level people, crying, begging the tiger people to accept them as cheap masters, how to beat and scold them They can't be driven away.This is the famous argument of the crazy woman Hu Li. This "good woman" who has gone to a remote mountainous area in Sichuan to be a volunteer teacher often praises Zhao Jiadi like this. Of course, she feels that she is an expert like Miejue Shitai, so she is so shameless. Zhao Jiadi has always regarded it as a blessing to be around Xiao Baliang, but Hu Li couldn't bear it, a Situ Jianqiang who changed his face 180 degrees is more than enough to deal with it, women don't understand the inexplicable non-fighting and acquaintance between men , that's because they don't understand the world of men. Situ Qiangqiang claims to be a ranger in the world, and he doesn't think it's bad for him to take a roundabout way to save the country. The big tiger asked, "Brother Zhao, do you know martial arts? Do you have any cheat books? Give me some."

"How many? How many copies do you want to become a master? Why do you need dozens of sets to become a hero?" Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"So ruthless?" Situ Jianqiang said in surprise, he was quite different from ordinary rich kids and prodigal kids, because he happened to have seen some things, so he was particularly yearning for the mysterious knowledge of martial arts.

"Do you really believe that your head is flooded? No wonder you are at the bottom of the exam every day. With your talent and comprehension, even if you really have cheat books, you also have mastered all seven senses and six senses. You can completely read the wordless scriptures." Zhao Jiadi said very rudely, It was 6:[-] in the evening when I arrived at the community. It took me two and a half hours to prepare two sets of test papers for dinner, and I planned to spend another half an hour to formulate a detailed "strategic outline" for this unreliable student, and then let him go.

"The seven orifices have been connected to the six orifices. If you are not a genius, you will be the number one talent." Situ Jianqiang said confusedly.

"You really don't know anything, and there is no cure." Zhao Jiadi said in despair, this student also has no talent.

Situ Jianqiang scratched his head, giggled, he was really not good at playing word games.

Half an hour later, Zhao Jiadi handed over the plan densely filled with a piece of draft paper to Situ Jianqiang, "Don't be in a hurry to ask me to tutor you with specific knowledge. This is called sharpening a knife without cutting firewood. Since I get paid as a tutor, I don’t want to make money with my conscience.”

"No, Brother Zhao, just teach me how to overthrow people with both hands. It's enough to learn this stuff casually. If Aunt Cai doesn't pay you, I'll pay you out of my own pocket." Situ Jianqiang said boldly, but Zhao Jiadi's proposal was accepted honestly, and if someone around him made him unhappy, he would be let go again. The kind of people who are more jumpy in school are basically infinitely more powerful in verbal battles than in physical fights. Scum, Situ Jianqiang saw two gangs of dozens of people and divided them into two groups to call it fighting. First, he jumped and cursed, making it very loud. In the end, he slapped his ass and dodged others as soon as the peacemaker appeared. It was boring. Only then did Situ Jianqiang take the route of the ranger, he never talked nonsense in fights, he just beat one or two, but the master would die, one would be evened, one pair would be profitable, and he would start to hang out with the bottom of the society when he was in high school There are still ruthless people in this group of people, so Situ Jianqiang has good eyesight, knowing that Zhao Jiadi's kicks are not a private thing that can be played by brute force, so he is very straightforward, not sloppy at all, and has a sense of propriety. Like, Cai Qiang's group, this made Situ Jianqiang, who was deliberately excluded from that world, very excited.

"Why only make ten cents when you can earn two cents?" Zhao Jiadi laughed, "I must teach you the book. If you want to become an invincible one-on-one master, I have nothing to do, but it should be okay to let you suffer less. Big problem."

"Really, do you mean what you say?" Situ Jianqiang's eyes lit up.

"It counts." Zhao Jiadi nodded.In this world, there is no such thing as light kung fu of stepping on the snow and flying over the eaves and walls, there is no such thing as beating cattle and flying leaves across mountains to hurt people, and there is no elixir that makes people unparalleled in the world overnight. He has to raise his braids. What he can teach Situ Jianqiang is not a secret book, not any shortcut, but just let him run 10 laps of the playground every morning and evening, do some push-ups, and horizontal bars according to the plan. , in the final analysis, it is still laying the foundation, taking the most stupid route of dripping water and wearing stones. Of course, in terms of fighting skills, Zhao Jiadi still has a lot of valuable practical experience.

"Okay, I'll bring tea right away." Situ Jianqiang shouted.

"Why?" Zhao Jiadi couldn't understand the child's unconstrained thinking.

"Learning from a teacher." Situ Jianqiang said naturally.

"I'm sorry, sister, you think I'm a gangster. I'm a good citizen who has to work hard for a house, wife and children after graduating from university. The housing prices in the magic city are devoid of conscience. If I buy a house purely by myself, I guess every You can’t afford to cook ducks late and sell your ass.” Zhao Jiadi scolded with a smile.

"It's simple, I'll find a rich second-generation girl studying abroad for you, and I'll guarantee that you won't have to struggle for decades. I know quite a few of them, and they're tired of taking care of their little faces abroad, so I like a man like you, Brother Zhao. I just promise They can go to bed with you, and whether they can get married is up to Brother Zhao himself. After all, many of their families are relatively well-matched, and Phoenix men are not reliable now. Once they are promising, they will be Chen Shimei, and some What's more, being a white-eyed wolf, cooperating with the inside and the outside, this kind of thing happened to me, brother Zhao, don't get me wrong, I didn't mention you." Situ Jianqiang said seriously.

"These words finally contain some gold." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"I'm not stupid, but I just don't like reading. I'm afraid I'll be a nerd. It's too stupid." Situ Jianqiang became addicted to cigarettes, and asked Zhao Jiadi for another cigarette. It was Yuxi, and he didn't smoke much. While turning the chair, with a childish look of bewilderment, he smiled wryly, "It's like brother Zhao's English exam, there must be some unspeakable secrets. Every family has hard-to-recite scriptures, and no man has any unspeakable pain. "

"Don't pretend to be deep, you and I are not in the same nature." Zhao Jiadi didn't continue to smoke, but just looked at the guy who was only one or two years younger than him.

Situ Jianqiang smoked a cigarette, neither refuted nor admitted.

Occasionally, Brother Zhao Yan, that unpopular dandy, would smoke a cigarette by himself, so silent.

When the smell of smoke in the room disappeared, Zhao Jiadi left the study room. When he greeted Aunt Cai and was about to leave, he saw the cute little loli sleeping in her arms. She was watching a documentary called "Red Lens". It is a series of photos and videos of the "Red Wall Photographer" of the leader of the Communist Party of China. The voice is very soft, and she is also very focused on watching. There is a pot of Pu'er tea brewed on the tea table. The reason why Zhao Jiadi knew about "Red Lens" is because Zhao Sanjin watched it countless times.Seeing Zhao Jiadi coming out, Aunt Cai got up without any pretense because she was holding Xiao Guoer, and said with a smile, "Be careful on the road."

Zhao Jiadi was relieved to leave this family that seemed to have no male master. That Aunt Cai's aura was so weird that he couldn't be careless. Zhao Jiadi understood that it was because she was too beautiful.

"Auntie." Situ Jianqiang called out respectfully after going out, he didn't dare to sit on the sofa with his whole buttocks, only half of it.

"Go and wash your mouth, smoking second-hand smoke is not good for Xiaoguoer's health." Aunt Cai lowered her head and took a sip of tea.

Situ Jianqiang, who was granted amnesty, immediately ran to the kitchen to brush his teeth, and continued to sit upright when he came back. Aunt Cai seemed to be in a good mood today, humming nursery rhymes to Xiao Guoer from time to time.

"Auntie, I will definitely not make trouble this time, and improve my grades." Situ Jianqiang promised that the previous tutor girls had better luck, and they would listen to whatever you said. It’s a tragedy, you talk about yours, he plays his games, and occasionally watches a bed literary film from a certain island country.

"Why did the sun suddenly come out from the west?" Aunt Cai smiled, not taking it seriously. She has always had an attitude of not giving up but not overly caring about this child. After all, if an 18-year-old boy refuses to grow up, she will Too lazy to preach.She has no blood relationship with Situ Jianqiang, just like Xiao Guoer.

"Because Mr. Zhao is different from those people, he doesn't read dead books." Situ Jianqiang smiled and his face became more natural.It seems that mentioning Zhao Jiadi can increase his confidence and chips in talking to Aunt Cai.

"Because he gave you cigarettes, and you were beaten up and said nice things? Could it be that the two of you have already negotiated some kind of abnormal deal?" Aunt Cai casually spoke out.

Situ Jianqiang blushed, and desperately explained: "Auntie, I really want to study hard, not to mention a famous university, at least get into an undergraduate degree, and I want to be an alumnus of Mr. Zhao."

"I don't care about the process. Anyway, I only look at the results. This is how Zhao Jiadi's extra salary is calculated, and your pocket money is the same. If you want to buy a few more packs of cigarettes and drive a few more kilometers, except for those with you. It is indeed a way to improve your grades by borrowing money from your friends." Aunt Cai smiled and poured a cup of tea for the first time, and handed it to Situ Jianqiang.

The flattered child didn't dare to drink, holding a teacup.

Aunt Cai glanced at the boy who dared not move, and asked, "Is he a better fighter than you?"

Situ Jianqiang blushed and said, "It's not a series."

Aunt Cai patted Xiao Guoer gently, and said with a smile, "I really can't tell."

Situ Jian nodded vigorously, "He finally asked me to adjust my life schedule, adjust my biological clock, and exercise every day, saying that this is also one of the foundations of learning, and that the group of casually dressed carnivores on Wall Street are all It's an athlete."

Aunt Cai nodded and said, "That's right."

Aunt Cai is simple and simple, but Situ Jianqiang’s admiration for Zhao Jiadi has risen infinitely. You must know that he and Aunt Cai have lived under the same roof for about three years and have not received any nods. recognized.

"You didn't ask him how to fight better?" Aunt Cai asked lightly.

"Speaking of which, he taught me a stance, so that I don't play games every day when I'm bored, just stand. Nothing special, just push-ups on the running horizontal bar." Situ Jianqiang suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Auntie, he Saying that he doesn’t know much about martial arts, he’s just a layman. When talking about martial arts, it’s just two coefficients, physical, strength and speed. Skills are just like formulas. Weapons, after all, lay a solid foundation, which sounds reasonable to me. He demonstrated it at the end, that is, he stretched out his hand against the wall, clenched it tightly, and his fist was only 10 cm away from the wall, and then he punched it out. I felt The wall shook violently. I tried it, and I was far behind him. He said that this kind of strength is not magical. It is the product of the combination of strength and speed. Auntie, this is the so-called explosive power Bar?"

Aunt Cai thought for a few seconds, then said with a smile, "Almost."

Situ Jianqiang didn't delay Aunt Cai from watching the "Red Lens", and ran back to the study and punched the wall until his fists became red and swollen before reciting the proposal, very diligent.

"Is that so?"

Aunt Cai stretched out a hand, clenched a fist, only 5 centimeters away from the thick coffee table, and smashed it down.

boom.

The entire tea set was shaken and jumped several centimeters off the surface of the coffee table.

Xiao Guoer opened her eyes after hearing the sound, and Aunt Cai with a calm face retracted her safe hand and rubbed the little Lolita's face, her expression was still as gentle as water, like a delicate Suzhou girl who couldn't lift a basket.

(End of this chapter)