Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 28
Zhao Jiadi took the bus back to Yangpu, and then returned to the dormitory. It was already 11:[-]. Fortunately, the dormitory closed late on weekends. He took a shower and finished his daily homework. It was already [-]:[-] in the morning. Marshal Shen After talking on the phone with Guzheng Meimei, he was already asleep contentedly. It is said that Shen Han himself said that this was his precious first love. He studied too hard in high school and didn't care to look at the girls around him. When he suddenly looked back, he didn't just give out wedding candies with his marriage certificate as soon as he graduated. Marrying someone else's wife means going to a certain city with her boyfriend to stay and fly together. Shen Han regretted it, so he made up his mind to have a relationship with marriage as a premise in college. For this, Zhao Jiadi can only hope that this guy Don't make the same mistakes again, the real horror is when a good girl who is too good becomes hideous.

Get up early in the morning, wait for the dormitory building to open, go to the playground to run 10 laps, have breakfast, and then take a laptop and ride a bicycle to Fudan University to listen to lectures. Zhao Jiadi knows many warriors who choose the path of pure mathematics. They are actually very cute. They are not rigid and pedantic. Today, Zhao Jiadi took Shangque to occupy a seat for him. After listening to the lecture, Shangque dragged him to the cafeteria for dinner, and then insisted on going to his dormitory to sit for a while. Walking into the dormitory of the sparrow longingly, only to see three animals staring at the computer screen without sleep or food, concentrating on the computer screen, reaching the state of ecstasy, a fat man with a simple and honest appearance wearing deep black-rimmed glasses shouted: "Zhonglu Zhonglu, fuck this guy!" Criticize the idiot, I'm using my body to seduce, you guys hide well, don't let me die in vain!" Then a handsome smoking guy squatting on a chair next to the fat man immediately shouted: "Don't go, there's an ambush!" Then A 20-year-old kid with pimples all over his face yelled strangely: "Your sister, I have already been wheeled to death, you guys flashed, and the opposite side has eyes inserted! Who the hell played the support, such a scumbag, we have no sparrows! It's the fate of being insulted, the sparrow man who singled out solo and beat Fudan's invincible opponents, why didn't he come back to save us?!"

Now a very popular game, dota, the most essential thing is not operation, but teamwork, wretched, domineering, stable, what kind of leader, what kind of team temperament, Ma Xiaotiao plays every day, but he is on vs. Looking for abuse on the competitive platform, these three Fudan high-achieving students looked for abuse on their own school LAN, and the results were the same, they were abused and insulted.When the simple and honest fat man saw Zhao Jiadi's business sparrow at the door of the dormitory, his nose burst into tears, he almost didn't kneel down, and shouted: "Sparrow, it doesn't matter if the honor of our dormitory is ruined, but this kid Xiaoqing used You play on your account, and being scolded by the other side is a dish-force, I can't bear it."

Zhao Jiadi was stunned for a moment, it didn't mean that the world war broke out on the first day, but now the relationship is very harmonious.Shangque pointed to his position, and said softly: "Uncle Baer, ​​you play with my computer first, and I will take these rookies to play for up to 20 minutes."

"Xiaoqing, stay away from your death." Shangque said unhappily.

The smoking man squatting on the chair and playing the game immediately jumped down, helped the chair, and hurried to serve tea and water. Shangque ignored it and manipulated a hero who had just been resurrected from the hot spring. Fortunately, the game had only started for seven or eight minutes, and the equipment gap widened. It's not too big. In Fudan, he singled out the invincible Shangque and started his killing career. The hero who was killed like a dog a few minutes ago was like a god of war, and gave a group of careless guys on the opposite side. On the other hand, he kills like a dog, walks erratically and lasciviously, coquettishly, and insidiously so that Comrade Xiaoqing, who was watching the battle and studying, was moved to tears. Fuck, this hand speed, this consciousness, this demeanor, the pig-like fat man and the pimple finally started to show off under the leadership of the god-like teammates, the blood boiled, killing the Quartet, killing the opponents one by one, quit the game, wait for the sparrow to finish After a magnificent pentakill, Xiaoqing blushed and roared, "Brother Xinque, you have to get the Immortal Shield and be reborn on the spot!"

Zhao Jia was able to look at the battle situation at first, but he stopped paying attention to the battle situation soon after he went to QQ, because an unexpected guy went online, and then played his video, and Zhao Jia replied, "Fox, what's the matter?"

"Take the video!" Sister Hu Li, who suddenly quit her job after taking a leave of absence from high school, quickly replied.

Zhao Jiadi thought something was wrong, so he immediately picked up the video, only to see Hu Li sitting in a shabby little Internet cafe in the blurry video, tanned a lot, how could the white and tender Miss Fox be destroyed into a little black girl ?In the high school days when we hung out together, Hu Li smoked, drank and stayed up late

, the skin is sickly pale, now black is black, but it has a healthy color, especially those eyes that were always a little lifeless before, full of energy, at this moment, when I first heard Hu Li running in the mountainous area of ​​Sichuan, I thought it was a joke Zhao Jiadi really believed it, and Hu Li over there smiled surprisingly shyly, grinned, his teeth seemed to be much whiter, and made a victory gesture, saying: "I didn't bring my mobile phone with me when I went out, because I didn't plan to go back alive." , Actually, I miss you a lot, I just had the opportunity to go online today, I just wanted to try my luck, but I didn't expect to meet you, God finally opened my eyes to me."

"What are you?" Zhao Jia felt for the first time that his brain was not enough.

"When you come to the county to buy books, it's my sister's leftover salary after eating and drinking. It's given to my group of youthful and invincible primary school students." Hu Li blinked, and took out a large bundle of books from under his feet with some difficulty. You can tell by the cover that it is a very immature reader, and this Miss Fox was a senior female literary youth who only read "German Lesson" and "The Will to Power".Zhao Jiadi went to see her QQ signature as if struck by lightning, and found that it was no longer the awesome sentence "Since my sister became mentally ill, the whole person's spirit has become much better", but "Not a bad bad person, a bad good person , no longer a proud little girl."

Zhao Jia was speechless for the first time, and couldn't help sighing, the world has really changed.

"The internet fee is very expensive. I mainly want to charge the mp4, because I have agreed with the children that whoever gets the first place in the mid-term exam will listen to the music for them. Hehe, I bought a camera in the county this time. It is very expensive. More than 400 yuan, I will send you photos of my students next time. I wish you and Xiao Xie a long life together and have a precious son. 88." Sister Hu Li really turned off QQ after finishing speaking.

Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded.

What he didn't quite know was that Hu Li, whose personal savings had been stuffed with 18 million yuan by his parents just after he turned 1, would have to carry the bundle of books weighing dozens of catties alone and take an hour-long ride on a broken bus. , take another half an hour on a tractor, and finally walk for four or ten minutes to reach the elementary school where she took root.

Seeing Uncle Ba Er staring at the computer in a daze, Shang Que asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhao Jiadi smiled and said, "Hu Li just made a video call with me, and it has changed a lot."

Shangque hesitated for a moment, and said softly: "Actually, we all know that Sister Fox likes Uncle Ba Er, but at that time you fell in love with Xie, and she dropped out of school in a fit of anger. Now it seems that she really went to Sichuan to teach."

"Whether there is Xie Si or not, Hu Li and I are not suitable. She is the kind of woman who, let alone catching her husband in bed, can go up to her husband and die together when she sees her man holding hands with other women." Zhao Jiadi With a wry smile, "Besides, both Lao Yang and Pistol have been secretly in love with him for so long. I'm a guy who doesn't work hard. If something happened to Hu Li, the two of them can pretend that nothing happened. I can't do it, friend It is a principle that a wife should not be bullied, and besides, in my mind, I have always firmly believed that Hu Li must find an honest man, the kind who is simple and honest in his bones, and the three of us are not suitable for us to live a stable life for the rest of our lives."

"At that time, I heard that Hu Li's parents said that she went to Sichuan to teach alone, and the two elders, Pistol and Lao Yang, went to fight for wine. After waking up, Lao Yang privately told me that if he knew this, he might as well give you Hu Li." Shang Que said with a helpless smile.

"These two are idiots." Zhao Jiadi couldn't laugh or cry.

"These two guys are quite silly-comparisons. They fight one-on-one every day for Sister Hu Li, and the friendship gets better as they fight." Shang Que said with emotion.

"Master Sparrow, who is this?" The fat man with black glasses asked cautiously.

"My uncle." Before Zhao Jiadi introduced himself, Shangque gave a shocking answer. The three roommates were shocked and dared not speak.That's awesome. Although they had a bit of friction with Shang Que, who was later promoted from Brother Que to Master Sparrow's dormitory head, at first, as Shang Que blossomed in an explosive process in classes and colleges, Come on, these three dear friends are completely convinced. After all, Han Ling's flower can be pursued by a fierce man who doesn't even want dignity. There are not many such domineering animals in Fudan. Just like playing, once I was caught late for an English class, I confronted the teacher who was really a bit unreasonable. Shangque didn't do anything too derailed, but just scolded for 3 minutes in a bird language. The teacher was crying like rain, but he didn't know how to talk back, probably because he didn't understand the German of the Shangque, and he became famous in the first battle. In addition, I accidentally found out that this guy was very aggressive in playing games. After a dota ended, a certain guy was abused and refused to accept it. He threatened a solo one-on-one, and the merchant sparrow responded. It was like a dog abuse. One of them later heard that the hero who can play heads-up with professional players also killed the idiot for Shangque, and that id never dared to appear on the local area network. Merchants are mixed, they don’t fall behind in their studies, and when they have time, they beg him to play dota together, which is called begging Master Sparrow to take care of them, and then the friendship in the dormitory is gradually cultivated. The man who leads the handle is good, and he is not afraid of small conflicts. The holidays are in the past, and when they understand the merchant bird's grudge against certain people, it will be a feat after a long time.

"He and I are from the same place, from the countryside, and our seniority is a bit messy." Zhao Jiadi explained that he originally thought that Fudan students were tall and powerful, or they were romantic and suave. The appearance of these three eldest brothers is to a certain extent Zhao Jiadi's longing was dispelled.

"Syphilis, give me a few cigarettes. Uncle and I will go to the balcony to smoke." Shang Que smiled, looking at the handsome pot with a cigarette in his mouth, the fellow immediately took out a whole pack of Double Happiness from the drawer and threw it to Shang Que. People in the magic capital Jianghu call it Xiaozhonghua. It costs 7 yuan a pack, which is easy to smoke and cheap. He said with a playful smile, "Can we go together?"

"It's nice to be a smoker." Zhao Jiadi tore open the package, and came to the balcony with Shangque and the guy with a scary nickname.

"How is it with Han Ling?" Zhao Jiadi asked casually.

"I got slapped in the face, these two days have been much quieter." Shang Sparrow said casually, the boy nicknamed Syphilis and Xiaomei smiled and shook his head, lying on the railing and blowing smoke rings, Master Sparrow was too fierce.

"Beating women is not your style." Zhao Jiadi said in surprise, Shangque is a very talkative child, and beating men is very vicious. I have never heard of him beating women.

"She is too much herself." Shangque sneered, "pretending to be my QQ and email address and telling Zhao Xiaoyan and the others nonsense, and when Zhao Xiaoyan came to Fudan from Jiangcheng University, she slapped Zhao Xiaoyan again, in order to prevent her from continuing to go crazy Going on, I can only make her sober up. This woman is speechless in terms of intelligence and skills when she is crazy. I guess next time she will give me sweat medicine and be cooked with raw rice. So, uncle, this matter you Please don't persuade me."

"How about I talk to her?" Zhao Jiadi asked.

"Don't." Shangque shook his head.

"Afraid that she will empathize with someone else and abandon you?" Zhao Jiadi joked.

Xiaomei thinks this joke is so cold.

Shangque smiled and said: "She has been reincarnated eighteen times, and she is not worthy of uncle. I am afraid that she will sting you like a fly. The perseverance of a woman is terrible. She sent me more than 200 messages a day a while ago. The key is that each text message is different, I dropped my phone on the spot and changed to a new number."

"Han Ling is the first one who can drive you to a dead end, heroine, great heroine. From this point of view, the two of you really match each other." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

Shang sparrow was speechless.

"Well, my uncle is here to enlighten her. If you continue to fight with her, sooner or later either you will go crazy or she will jump off the building. Besides, I'm still waiting for her to introduce me to Fudan's intellectual beauties. It's a pity to hang herself and jump off the building at a young age. Solve my single problem first." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"Well, I also have the goods on hand, do you want it?" Xiaomei said with a smile.

"As far as death goes, it's a bunch of broken flowers and willows." Shang Que glared, and Xiaomei smoked obediently.

"I don't mind, I don't mind, Xiaomei, give me their QQ mobile phone number later." Zhao Jiadi said with a smile.

"Forget it, I'm afraid Master Sparrow will ruin me after turning off the lights at night." Xiaomei threw away her cigarette butt and walked away.

"The relationship is good." Of course Zhao Jiadi didn't really think about those numbers.

"It's okay, it's just like that after a long time." Shangque said indifferently.

"People are floating in the rivers and lakes. No matter how many friends you have, you are still lonely. Brothers only have a few buddies and only a few buddies are ecstasy. This is what Lao Yang said. I don’t know if this child can become a general in the future, or wait until our son grows up. If you go to smash the scene or something, make a phone call and call Uncle Yang, and then a large number of Uncles from the People's Liberation Army will descend from the sky, how majestic." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"Don't count on it, the general. Even if Lao Yang has connections in his family, he will spend half his life at the earliest. Of course, he is the one with real power. It's better to count on the pistol to be a mafia hero. That's fast. Who cares about gangsters now? Seniority, brains, background, money, and wrist, 30-year-old black and white can be regarded as a big guy, anyway, I always feel that leopards are not as suitable as pistols for gangsters." Shangque said with emotion.

"You underestimate Leopard. Leopard is not very good in ts. He seems to have the least status among our group of people. It seems to be the kind of small character who is responsible for buying cigarettes and alcohol after parties. In fact, it is because there are I, the uncle in name, is suppressed by his grandpa, who is about to pinch his arm and break his leg at every turn. After that kid's potential is revealed, he will be more reliable than a pistol. My grandpa likes leopards very much. Leopard's grandfather always said that this little bastard is a good material when drinking, it is sandalwood and not cedar. Think about it, has Leopard talked to you about his ideals, has he ever talked about his ambition? Even Lao Yang with the pistol Mensao people will lose their composure after drinking and dare to say anything, Leopard is not the best drinker, nor does he drink the least, but which time is he not the most sober?" Zhao Jiadi denied.

Shang Que froze for a moment, thoughtful.

"Look at the good fortune, people still need some life and some luck." Zhao Jiadi said with a headache, and took a deep breath of the cigarette.

(End of this chapter)