Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 29 Queen
Zhao Jiadi was going to the city in the afternoon to give tutoring to Situ Jianqiang's student and apprentice, and was about to evacuate the Fudan dormitory. He was accompanied downstairs by Shang Que, only to see Han Ling sitting on a chair in the lobby on the first floor, a beautiful woman with a forced smile Standing up and calling Uncle Ba Er, Shang Que immediately ignited an unknown fire, Zhao Jiadi stopped him and told the angry Shang Que to go back to the dormitory first, and then walked out of the dormitory building with Han Ling who was grasping at straws , Zhao Jiadi rushed to the city to make money, and more importantly, to see Aunt Cai, who was beautiful, charming and refined. The more disgusted you are, Han Ling, don't rush to explain, listen to me, Sparrow and I are best friends who grew up in a pair of pants, he likes to get into the wrong corner, he doesn't take regret medicine, and he will never feel sad when he does something wrong, so you Such a fuss, if killing people is not against the law, I guess not to mention you, even your whole family would want to kill them all. If you jump off a building and hang yourself, it’s useless even in front of his eyes. He’s the kind of person you like, isn’t it? Are the sparrows proud? They have good grades, dare to fight against the teacher, and fight like a breeze. If I were a woman, I would like it too. You have nothing to deny. No one has any vanity. "

"Uncle Ba Er, I know I was wrong." Han Ling said pitifully, like a helpless kitten abandoned by its owner.

"Since you are the only sparrow suitor I've seen, I'll preconceive that you are the sparrow's prospective daughter-in-law, so I open the skylight and say that if you want the sparrow to change its mind, you have to be a good wife and mother." Yes, he doesn't like women who are too shrewd. Those petty actions like yours, which seem to be the expression of deep love, are disgusting and hypocritical in the eyes of the sparrow. Let me ask you, you and your rival, who is sure to blitzkrieg Take down the sparrow? The answer is definitely no. You now have the innate advantage of being close to the water. Don’t squander it, let alone add to the snake. I will teach you a killer trick. Doesn’t the sparrow like to play some strategic competitive games? Bite the bullet and play, trying to stay with him all night, Sparrow said that to find a wife, you have to find a girl who can play games, drink and fight together." Zhao Jiadi laughed, not sure if this is an insult to his best friend or to Han Ling sent charcoal in the snow.

"I can learn to play and drink, but I can't fight." Han Ling said with a sad face, and she was really about to cry, which shows that she was poisoned by sparrows.

"It's just an attitude that didn't let you really fight with others." Zhao Jiadi continued to pass on the tricks, "Emotions are a long-lasting thing. To deal with sparrows, you have to sharpen them slowly. If you are in a hurry, you will give them to you." The daughter of a rich family has a bad impression of being a princess, so you should be patient and cultivate some hobbies similar to sparrows, playing chess and go, not to make you a master, but at least you have to know who the stone Buddha is and who the demon sword is, right? , this is the only way to win this protracted battle. As for your behavior, I think you are doing well now. The sparrow is just like this. You are obedient, well-behaved, economically independent, and spiritually dependent on him. This is a typical birdman. Machismo, you still have an advantage in this respect, better than Zhao Xiaoyan, the second generation official, so in the future, don't keep an eye on the sparrow like a spy, put a long line, like flying a kite, don't be afraid of breaking, as long as your capital, I think winning the mahjong in three years is almost certain."

"Thank you, Uncle Ba." Han Ling smiled through tears.

"Don't thank me verbally, remember to introduce me to Fudan beauties." Zhao Jiadi smiled.

"No problem, leave it to me, Uncle Ba Er, I will definitely introduce you to a beautiful and smart young girl." Han Ling hurriedly made a promise.

"Having Han Ling is half enough, I'm too good to be worthy of it." Zhao Jiadi said modestly, squinting his eyes, looking silly and foolish, there is no such thing as a city.

Han Ling smiled like a flower.

Zhao Jiadi got on his bicycle and left. Han Ling restrained her smile little by little, and replaced it with a shrewd indifference.

Zhao Jiadi didn't turn around, so of course he couldn't see this scene, but he rode his bike a long way and muttered: "Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit."

If there is a third party present, the couple must be awarded the best actor and actress.

Arriving at Situ Jianqiang’s community just missed the normal lunch time by an hour and a half. This was the result of Zhao Jiadi’s precise calculations. He really didn’t want to sit at the same dining table with that Aunt Cai. Eating with the family is nothing more than that. Now Zhao Jiadi is a little considerate and understands Zhao Sanjin's Chen Shimei, Wang Banjin, her grandparents, and a large group of seven aunts and eight aunts in the system. The uncle who is an official in the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection is not a big official, but his official authority is very sturdy. Everyone squints and smiles, just like Maitreya Buddha, but it just makes people feel uncomfortable, let alone the backbone of the Wang family, Wang The half-jin grandfather, it is said that Zhao Sanjin has been a door-to-door son-in-law for so many years, but he has never once looked straight at this "outsider" who has to sit at the same table for dinner every week.So Zhao Jiadi always lamented that the Houmen in the capital city were as deep as the sea, and if he could not go in and make troubles in the future, he would not seek his own death.

As a result, there were only Situ Jianqiang and Xiao Guoer at home. Aunt Cai didn’t spend time at home like ordinary housewives. Zhao Jiadi didn’t think much about it, so he gave Situ Jianqiang lessons, mathematics, physics, and biochemistry. Reasonable and easy to understand, Situ Jianqiang is now full of fighting spirit, and he puts the things that Zhao Jiadi gave him into his head. No matter how he looks at Zhao Jiadi now, where can he find a tutor who can give students cigarettes?The little loli with upside down braids is very obedient and never noisy. She plays Tetris on the computer and plays minesweeper when she gets bored. Situ Jianqiang is particularly vigilant on this point, for fear that a hero who claims to be a lolicon will bully Xiaoguoer if he is hungry.

It is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish. Zhao Jiadi taught Situ Jianqiang a whole set of systematic learning methods, step by step, instead of following the scriptures. With such a good master leading the way, learning is more effective with less effort, and he is really serious this time. He changed his mind, worked hard, and four hours passed before he knew it, until the "handyman" Cai Qiang who worked in the Shanghai Municipal Committee entered the room. Zhao Jiadi and Situ Jianqiang stopped and let him give a comprehensive explanation and then asked and answered. In the way of remedial lessons, Cai Qiang picked up a draft with Xiao Guoer in his arms, and said with a smile: "Yes, it is much better than those previous tutors. It seems that Xiaoqiang has the hope of getting a record-breaking pocket money next month."

Zhao Jiadi just nodded and smiled politely, and continued to help Situ Jianqiang circle the key points in each new textbook, which was familiar to him.

"Where's Aunt Cai?" Situ Jianqiang asked.

"She has something to do, she doesn't have time to make dinner for you, so let me take you out to eat." Cai Qiang teased Xiao Guoer.

"Uncle Cai, you are ready to make dinner. Let's go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables together. The fish you cook is amazing." Situ Jianqiang shouted.

"I don't dare, I'm afraid that Aunt Cai will throw the fish into the Huangpu River to feed the fish after burning. You must know that the kitchen has been designated as a forbidden area by her. Anyway, it's not you who can't eat it, so I can only make it difficult for me." The unflattering guy is taking the blame, and he is determined not to do it." Cai Qiang smiled and made a face at Xiaoguo'er.

"Too lazy to go out." Situ Jianqiang said it hard.

It is even more difficult for Zhao Jiadi, he still has two hours of tutoring today to complete this week's task.In the end, Xiao Guoer solved the problem and drew a big pie shape with two little fingers. Cai Qiang wisely took the three of them to a Pizza Hut not far from the community to eat pizza. Zhao Jiadi was not very hungry, and he didn't like food other than Chinese food since he was a child. Chatting with Zhao Jiadi every sentence, his conversations always have the meaning of hidden mystery but watertight, Zhao Jia didn't eat Ansheng for the first meal, he was busy dealing with this advanced character, and through Situ Jianqiang's explosive It was only after gossiping that this young Uncle Cai was the number one student in the science college entrance examination in Zhejiang Province, but Zhao Jiadi still didn't understand the relationship between Cai Qiang and that Aunt Cai after the meal.

Send them downstairs in the community, but Cai Qiang didn't go upstairs.

"This Cai Qiang is Aunt Cai's younger brother, but the relationship is not very close. When Aunt Cai is at home, he won't come in. As for me, I just come here to eat and drink. My dad doesn't have time to take care of me. The garbage was thrown to Aunt Cai, if it wasn't for Xiaoguoer who was not with Aunt Cai when she was away, Aunt Cai would not have accepted me." Situ Jianqiang took the initiative to tell the truth while climbing the stairs.

"Your family sells drugs or smuggles arms, so mysterious." Zhao Jiadi joked.

"Whoever eats drugs and firearms dares to touch them." Situ Qiangqiang said with a smile, "Aunt Cai has her own business, and my family helps run errands. They are all law-abiding citizens who can hold a pennant."

Zhao Jiadi finished his class with Situ Jianqiang, and Aunt Cai didn't come back, so she left with a little regret. When she went downstairs, a silver-gray sporty version of Maserati President came around the corner, with the headlights on, and the speed was extremely slow. Without the slightest domineering arrogance, he finally stopped at the edge of a flower bed not far from Zhao Jiadi.

Aunt Cai.

Zhao Jiadi finally understood why she always felt weird when he saw her last time, because today she is the real face.

Queen.

High heels, light makeup, a glamorous and beautiful face, a devilish figure, and an irresistible temperament.

She's so queen-like, like a powerful woman in an epic gangster movie, even if her man dies, she can still support her.

Zhao Jiadi's heart was thumping wildly.

Seeing this silly child, Aunt Cai smiled lightly and said, "Going back? Do you need me to send it?"

"need."

Zhao Jiadi said stupidly, he was not polite at all.

(End of this chapter)