Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 275 Lunar Calendar 29

One week before the Spring Festival, the usually deserted Zhao family mansion began to be lively, not to mention the lights and festoons, and the new year's goods were delivered to the house continuously, until the old Buddha got impatient and issued an imperial decree, which was conveyed layer by layer , This stopped the ridiculous trend of the continuous flood of new year's goods that filled three storage rooms. The direct descendants of idlers such as Zhao Wupao and some collateral relatives in idle positions in the Qingshui Yamen came one after another to give to the elders. The Buddha said hello, especially the latter, who has always been proud of being able to have a seat on the dinner table of the 30th New Year's Eve, and elite relatives like Huang Ruiyang who have real power will definitely not come to eat too early. Zhao Jiadi was a little more enthusiastic than in previous years, all of which were hard-nosed. He would exchange a few polite words, offer to pass a cigarette and chat for a while, or get together to play cards and watch mahjong. Fortunately, Zhao Jiadi Jiadi has an excellent memory, and it is not difficult to chat, and he will not appear delicate and artificial.As a result, many people couldn't help muttering, and secretly wondered why the child Ba Liang suddenly changed his temper and became more sophisticated.

Some of the characters who stand firmly on Zhao Jiadi's side are very pleased. Zhao Shinan is a typical example. This hard-working old scalper-like character is completely different from his brother Zhao Shibei who was kicked out by Lafayette because he was on the wrong team. Perhaps because of his technical talents, he was born with a sense of identity and closeness to Zhao Jiadi, who is outstanding in science and engineering. This man went to chat with Lafayette about the changes in Zhao Jiadi, and he was so clumsy that he made a lot of flowers. Nine times out of ten, I beat the manuscript several times and then recited it, but after all, they all came from the bottom of my heart, and my heartfelt words made Lafayette very happy. With a good face, as long as Lafayette has a smiling face, the atmosphere in the mansion will be relaxed.

Apart from socializing on the surface, Zhao Jiadi spends his free time studying some weird things in his study. The Civil Servant Law of the People's Republic of China, the Central Committee's "Decision on Quickly Training and Educating Young Cadres" promulgated by the Central Committee in 91, organized in 94 The "Outline for Deepening the Reform of the Cadre and Personnel System" promulgated by the Ministry is all such documents. Zhao Jiadi even leisurely made a proposition task for himself. Try a sledgehammer, don't expect to be constructive.He was seriously despised by Wang Banjin, who originally wanted to ask him to help sort out the photos, saying that studying this thing is too meaningless, and too broad a proposition is not pleasing, and it is not as good as a national civil servant's family property declaration, which has a virtue and an end. Going to toss about the field of temporary agencies, pointing the finger at the hot spots of "command", "office" and "leading group" is easy to get immediate results. Zhao Jiadi replied that the meal should be eaten bite by bite, ignoring Wang Banjin's golden words.

On the night of the 29th day of the lunar calendar, Zhao Jiadi, Wang Banjin, Zhao Yange, Zhang Xuchu and the three played cards together. In Brother Zhao Yange’s room, they sat on the big bed to fight against landlords. Zhao Jiadi didn’t know how to turn on the water, and killed the three wretches. They played for more than three hours. , but the bet is too small, winning more than 60 yuan, not enough to go to Shang Weiwei's canteen to buy a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes. When Zhao Jiadi took time to drink water, he received a call from Han Daode. Han Daode usually sends text messages when things are not in a hurry, and he doesn't make phone calls easily. As a result, Zhao Jiadi almost spit on the face of Wang Banjin who was sitting opposite him.
"Why are you so surprised?" Wang Banjin couldn't help asking.Brother Zhao Yan and Zhang Xuchu also looked at Zhao Jiadi who lost his composure.

"A certain guy fished millions from the Yangtze River." Zhao Jiadi didn't lie.

"Really?" Wang Banjin looked surprised, but wanted to secretly stuff the four or five bad cards in his hand into the deck. Zhao Jiadi, who was a landlord and 100% wanted to play another game, was too lazy to expose her, and opened his eyes. Close one eye.

"Really." Zhao Jiadi nodded, played his cards, and easily resolved the battle of disparity in strength again. Brother Zhao Yan wailed for a while.Wang Banjin, who cheated successfully, didn't care about winning or losing, and only cared about having fun secretly.The three of them were skeptical, but they didn't get to the bottom of it.Playing Landlords is too boring. If Zhao Jiadi is a landlord, unless the three rookie cards on the opposite side are really against the sky, he will usually be killed by him.Brother Zhao Yan proposed to change the game, playing double buckle, two against two. As a result, Wang Banjin did his part to partner with Zhao Jiadi, and Zhang Xuchu, who finally saved a little pocket money to buy books, suffered together. Zhao Jiadi won another 20 Too much money, brother Zhao Yan, who lost all night, dropped his cards and lay on the bed with a dead fish. Zhao Jiadi calmly stuffed a pile of coins and loose money to Zhang Xuchu, and it turned out that brother Zhao Yan was depressed alone.Next, Zhang Xuchu went to his room to review his homework. In addition to the winter vacation homework, there were also extra homework assigned to him by Shang Que’s father, such as reciting "Teacher's List". Babai, the task given to him is to recite all of them in the next semester, and he must know the background and inner meaning of each ancient prose by heart. There is no room for maneuver at [-].Zhao Jiadi watched this with a cold eye, with an attitude of being happy to see it succeed. The stick makes a filial son, and the board makes a champion. This has always been the case, and he himself came here like this.When I was young, I didn’t work hard, and the boss was sad. I’m old. I don’t have money to buy a house or a car. Who can not be sad?

Zhao Jiadi was dragged to the balcony by Brother Zhao Yan, and the little bastard took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette, and then talked about his grand ambitions, which were far from fantasy: "Brother, let me tell you two ideas, whether it is feasible or not. One is to make pornographic films in the future, don’t just focus on having sex like the AVs in the island country, there must be a certain plot, anyway, our film and television city has more girls who are willing to dedicate themselves to art, I will not force it, the principle is voluntary , make sure to make them famous, put on sexy uniforms, stockings, high heels, the key is to make a story, the heroine should not be too nympho, straight to the point, too tmd vulgar, a little collection value None, brother, I’m not a bitch erecting a torii. I’ve asked a lot of animals, and they all said they want to watch pornographic movies with plots and connotations. Unfortunately, those in Taiwan province are all costume dramas, which are not close to real life, and the sense of substitution is not strong. Brother, is this the market research mentioned in your book?"

Zhao Jia's first black line, this little illiterate, even understands market research...

This broken world...

Brother Zhao Yan became more and more excited, his smoking posture became more ecstasy, and he lowered his voice: "There is another one that is even more awesome. Aren't there inflatable dolls now, and advanced customization is popular in the fashion circle. I think it can be combined. For example, if anyone likes A certain star can send me a photo of that girl, as well as height and measurements data, and I will customize one according to this. Of course, it cannot reach the level of Madame Tussauds, but it is guaranteed to be [-]% or [-]% similar. Ok, if you give me a lot of money, I will give you a high-fidelity, high-quality one. Brother, do you think this idea is awesome?"

Zhao Jiadi was speechless.

Brother Zhao Yan, who was originally smug, immediately felt guilty when he saw that the main character did not express his opinion. Zhao Jiadi threw him a cigarette, rubbed his little head that didn't know what was in it, and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, the feasibility is actually not low , It’s not difficult to operate, but it can only be operated under the table. You can do it, but don’t show up in person. You have to learn from Zhao Sanjin. He will let others work for him for dirty work, tiring work, and immoral work. It will stick."

Brother Zhao Yan laughed heartily and smoked hard.

Zhao Jiadi still reminded: "Heretics, it's okay to walk occasionally, but enough is enough, don't go to the end with black eyes, it's like you have a bit of game talent, but it doesn't mean you have to be a professional gamer, pick it up How silly to throw watermelon with sesame seeds."

Brother Zhao Yan laughed and said, "Understood!"

In Zhao's mansion, the only one who can truly understand and approve of his various heresy behaviors is this brother who has no generation gap and can't put on airs and make faces.Her mother would go crazy if she heard these two ideas.

When Zhao Jiadi came to the study, it was already past 10 o'clock in the evening. He planned to spend another two hours thoroughly researching the "Measures for Accountability in the Selection and Appointment of Party and Government Leading Cadres (Trial)" which was still in the draft stage. Wang Banjin was sitting on a chair with his legs resting on the edge of the desk, reading a vulgar romance novel. The skinny jeans stretched those long legs very attractively. As the queen of high heels, of course a pair of Peerless beautiful legs full of elasticity and graceful curves. As far as the curves of the legs are concerned, Wang Banjin is the most dangerous woman among the many women around Zhao Jiadi. Even the tall ponytail Yuan Shu is slightly inferior. Such a pair Extremely beautiful legs, just a light pinch, can break the heroic spirit of any hero.Zhao Jiadi admired it bluntly for half a minute, then pulled up a chair and sat down to read the document that the child bride-in-law got out through internal channels.

Wang Banjin said to himself: "After reading all three thousand romance novels, I finally came to a conclusion that we Chinese women, if we want to be successful, we cannot escape two extremes, one is the attacker in "Dream of Red Mansions", Her appearance is glamorous and elegant, she is probably a well-behaved gentle lady, and there is Ying Ning in "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio", a typical ghost fox beauty, a vixen. Little Baliang, do you think me and your child bride-in-law are like this? You can see that Qi Dongcao is more like Xiren or Xue Baochai. It seems that he does not compete for favor and is content with red sleeves. He does not add chaos and knows how to advance and retreat. A well-off family, or a big family, is a panacea. Miserably, the seed of passion cannot escape the life of being half a beauty and half a plaything. Once the "mortal relationship" is over, you have to return to your own world silently. It's okay, at least men see her most brilliant and moving side. Alas, Xiao Baliang, do you think that according to this statement, no matter how I fight, no matter how many magic weapons and supernatural powers I have, I can't beat Qi Dongcao who is braking with silence?"

Zhao Jiadi snorted and said, "Heretician theory, don't worry about it, Wang Banjin, this doesn't suit your style."

Wang Banjin was still sighing.

Zhao Jiadi smiled and said: "Sister Dongcao will come back tomorrow, you are defeated before fighting? How about I prepare a white flag for you and hang it on the balcony for you tomorrow?"

Wang Banjin threw the ten-yuan romance book at Zhao Jiadi, who was easily caught by Zhao Jiadi and gently thrown back to her.Wang Banjin threw it back again, Zhao Jiadi accepted it again, and then threw it to Wang Banjin. The two played happily for nearly ten rounds, finally looked at each other and laughed, and Wang Banjin rested his chin on the back of the chair. Her legs were split, making her look even more slender. Facing Zhao Jiadi, her stomach ached from laughing, and she was charming.

Zhao Jiadi smiled more reservedly, and waited several minutes for Wang Banjin to smile before saying, "Wang Banjin, do you really intend to become a nun?"

"Not necessarily."

Wang Banjin had a mysterious expression on his face, and he didn't know what to do. He said, "Maybe one day I will see Xiao Baliang get married with my own eyes, oh no, you and a kidnapped girl entered the marriage hall, and my sister can go to the mental hospital with peace of mind." gone."

Zhao Jiadi said angrily: "Speak seriously, don't interrupt."

Wang Banjin smiled and said, "I was discussing this topic with you very seriously."

Zhao Jiadi sighed in addition to sighing.

Wang Banjin got up, stretched his waist, and said that my sister was going to sleep, so I should keep my spirits up. In this round, I must decide the winner with your three-headed and six-armed Guanyin sister, and the battle should be happy.

Zhao Jiadi smoked.

Before he could ignite it, Wang Banjin suddenly poked out that beautiful face at the door of the room, and said, "Sister just realized a truth, and I will give it to you for free: Time is an awesome dragon-slaying knife. Let some men flourish. But the years are also a lowly butcher's knife, which can make some women die. The former is given to you, and the latter, hehe, is given to Xiaobaliang's child bride and sister-in-law."

Zhao Jiadi sighed while smoking a cigarette.

The scene where the girls are dating each other and love their sisters is really all tmd is a nonsense tune from an H novel, misleading the younger generation, cheating the father.Otherwise, the concubines and concubines in the imperial palaces of all dynasties have a clear stand on death and death.

Wang Banjin hopped around and slowly returned to the room.

(End of this chapter)