Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 276 New Year's Eve
Thirty in the lunar calendar.

In a well-decorated single apartment in Shanghai, an exquisite and beautiful professional OL woman is packing up miscellaneous things. The greatest satisfaction of being a teacher is that there are two super long holidays a year. Compared with it, the National Day and May Day are too Shabby, she went to London, England at the beginning of her vacation to watch a less popular drama than "Waiting for Godot". After winning countless summoning gold medals and receiving an ultimatum from his grandfather Jiang Shigen today, he was finally ready to go home.

She tidied up and rested on the sofa. The computer screen on the coffee table was still on the interface of Yicheng Go. In fact, her interest in online Go has been very indifferent now. Of course, in fact, she has always been interested in mediocrity. The short-term peak period has passed, but she still reads one or two introductory books on Go. For example, she is absent-mindedly flipping through it now. A certain bastard guy said that if you want to have a solid foundation, you can first prepare a reliable book. A small dictionary, memorize a lot of formulas by rote, there is no shortcut at all, the next step is to siege, the opponent's horoscope, I will hang the corner, whether you are Xiaofei or Shanguanying in your corner, I will force you, if you are rigid, you will be rigid. What can I do?Then there is the pursuit of "unyielding", the final state of a rookie is "unreasonable", using that guy's words, you can't make your opponent comfortable, how to make the opponent feel uncomfortable, toss to death, don't fucking think about the situation These high-end gadgets, these principles are easy to understand, but the beautiful teacher Jiang Tanle just can’t do it, fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, anyway, he said that before the age of 20, there is no hope of becoming a national player, Jiang Tanle Talking about music is originally a simple idea of ​​entertainment and pastime. I don't expect the chess power to grow all the time, let alone hope to kill the Quartet in Yicheng or Tom Chess Dojo.

She has been living an exquisite life with double independence of spirit and material, and she may also chat with her girlfriends about the small ideals of life, but she never naively conceives a romantic future and pins it on a certain man in the future. It's not about hiding in the spring boudoir, holding a teacup, and saying a few cheap words about whether life is good or not.This is Jiang Tanle, this is Jiang Tanle.

Lying on the sofa, Jiang Tanle was in a daze, and out of the corner of his eye, he glanced under the coffee table. There was no accident, there was a copy of "Danghu Ten Bureaus".

In the Baima apartment in Hangzhou, a pair of sisters and a middle-aged woman who looked exactly like them were busy in the kitchen.

"Dongdong, don't you really want to have New Year's Eve dinner with your dad?" The woman's expression was far-fetched, and she could vaguely see that she must have been a beauty when she was a girl, but as the years passed, her points began to lose points, and her temperament It seems that they are not as good as the pair of daughters. When a woman reaches the age of 40, if she does not have enough background to support her temperament, she will go from bad to worse.She dresses in a rich and luxurious way, but she doesn't care about others. It seems that she should learn from her two daughters.

Tong Dong, who was soft on the outside and strong on the inside, shook his head, very firm.

The younger sister Tong Xia said very bluntly: "Sun Dezhi now looks like a villain, the scar is healed and he forgets the pain, and he is annoyed when he sees it. Who would like to sit at the same table with him for dinner!"

Tong Dong glared at his younger sister who became more arrogant after being supported by someone.Tong Xia made a playful grimace back.The middle-aged woman sighed softly.She has always been submissive and weak, that's why she took a pair of daughters to endure hardships for so many years, and the hardships were added to the hardships that she couldn't even tell. She saved her family. Although Dongdong revealed some uncertainties in the mother-daughter chats with her eldest daughter alone several times, she really didn't have the courage to reveal the truth. She just hoped that Xixi could get what she seemed. Happiness.

"It's my mother's fault." The woman said guiltily, her eyes turning red.

Tong Dong felt sad for a while, and his eyes were moist.On the contrary, Tong Xia, who always seemed to be young, said something unexpected: "Mom, don't say that, it's not easy for you to bring me and Dongdong to this day, wrong, It's great!"

At this moment, Tong Dong accepted his fate, no matter whether Zhao Jiadi is a dude or not, at least he can bring a strong Xixi.

She even had the urge to call that man, say Happy New Year, and thank you again.

Modu, an old residential area.A queen and a loli are watching a domestic cartoon.

Aunt Cai touched Little Lolita's head, and said softly, "Xiao Guo'er is going to be a year older again."

Chen Qingzhi turned his head and smiled innocently: "That's great, that's great."

Aunt Cai's eyes were warm, and she laughed at herself slightly: "It's good for Xiao Guoer, but it's not good for women who are over 25 years old, especially after 30 years old."

The little loli flattered and said: "Auntie will always be, even if Xiao Guoer grows up, at most she will be taller and prettier than that ponytail, but she still can't compare to Auntie's~"

Aunt Cai smiled lightly: "You little flatterer, did you learn from your white horse?"

The smiling face on Loli's little face was treacherous and cute, she didn't deny it, and said with a chuckle: "Auntie is the best woman in the world anyway."

Aunt Cai put her arms around Little Lolita, and said softly: "Little Guoer will grow up quickly, and then find a good man to be your husband. If he dares to bully you, you should kick him hard, kick him, bite him and beat him, Auntie protect you."

The little loli blinked her moist eyes.

In a solemn and quiet Military Commission compound in Jiangling, in the boudoir on the second floor of the small building, a girl wearing only a gorgeous earring bounced on the bed, humming "Peerless Little Attack" by the rotten girl's favorite: once you leave the classroom, Pretend to be innocent to seduce the uncle... Watch me play with all kinds of tricks, eat and wipe all on the bed, I am a cute little gong, I am afraid of someone who is evil, black-bellied, fake and kind, with a pure face and enough methods... Do everything possible to toss you to tears .I secretly hid the aphrodisiac, and I tracked it down to you...

There was a knock on the door, but she ignored it and continued to dance and hum.The knock on the door was rather stubborn, so she stopped humming and shouted He Fangshen, report her name!A mellow man's voice came from outside the door, and the answer was quite funny and humorous: Sajia's surname is Li, and his name is Fengchun. If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname if you sit down. The name of the rivers and lakes is Xuanwu Lake. father.The girl suppressed her laugh, and hummed, "Don't pretend to be a relative of this girl. My father is two feet tall, with a hulking back, and he loves to do the shameless deed of stealing incense and jade. He has been wanted by Wulin Baidao for more than ten years. Are you sure it's him?" The evil Li Fengchun?The man outside pretended to be a man of the rivers and lakes and laughed: There is nothing wrong, the Sajia is Li Fengchun, who is unparalleled in physique, determination and majesty. The man's yelling voice is softly yelling at the wife, please lightly, this is not amused by our daughter.

It seemed that the man's daughter-in-law did not let him go, he had to shout: "Girl, hurry up and save Dad, there is a heroine here who wants to capture your dad in exchange for a reward from the government."

Seeing death, Li Qinghu stood on the bed with his hips on his hips and laughed loudly and said go, go, the strong man has made a good journey, and he will be a good man again after 18 years.

The man let out a long sigh, it doesn't matter if you are lonely like a snowy road, girl, I just ask you to go out and have the last New Year's Eve dinner with your father, and you will act like a strong man.

Li Qinghu rolled his eyes.

With such a wonderful father, it is not surprising that there is such a ghostly little caterpillar Li Qinghu.

The compound of the Zhejiang Provincial Party Committee, a single small building.

It's almost time for the New Year's Eve dinner. Qi Shugen is still playing "World of Warcraft" with Wei Xiaotao. They just switched to the Taiwan server. For a seasoned player like him, he said that he has nothing to do with "Wrath of the Lich King" Interesting, this vacation, he would spend seven or eight hours a day leading Wei Xiaotao to fight with the group, Huang Ying was also present, three people and three computers, each with their own responsibilities, a clear division of labor, and a tacit cooperation.This is probably the so-called comrade-in-arms.Wei Xiaotao suddenly remembered something, and said seriously, remind me at around 12 o'clock in the evening, I will call the master to say hello.Huang Ying contemptuously said that you might as well go to Thailand for sex reassignment surgery, and then make Zhao Jiadi a concubine to warm the bed.Wei Xiaotao sneered at each other and said that it is better than you, you go and try to recommend the pillow mat to my master, he will want you, even if you touch him on the bed, he will definitely be kicked off.Qi Shugen laughed and said, Xiao Taozi, that's not bad, he even knows about the pillow seats recommended by himself.Wei Xiaotao was so proud, Huang Ying said angrily to Xiaotao, he didn't bend his elbows like you, believe it or not, he broke up with you!Wei Xiaotao clicked his tongue, he was so scared.Just as Huang Ying was about to lose her temper, Qi Shugen started to make peace with the old man, so he comforted her, and they would start arguing on New Year's Eve, two idiots.Huang Ying and Wei Xiaotao immediately stood in the same camp, and said in unison that you are an idiot.Qi Shugen joked that the two of you have a good understanding.Huang Ying and Wei Xiaotao gave a cold snort at the same time, substituting themselves to confirm the statement that they had a good understanding.

Qi Shugen couldn't help laughing, the happy couple.

He quietly thought of a girl, a number, hesitating whether to make a call, a war between heaven and man.

The five good youths who have been going smoothly for more than 20 years immediately felt a sense of frustration and inexplicable bitterness.

In Ts City, the Zhao family's mansion is festive and noisy.

Finally, the endless firecrackers were set off, and the New Year's Eve dinner began. Because there were too many people with their families, there were three tables alone. On the main table sat Zhao Taizu, Lafayette, Huang Fangfei, Zhao Jiadi, Zhao Yange, and Wang Ban. Jin, Qi Dongcao, Zhang Xuchu, and Huang Ruiyang, Zhao Wupao and other members of the group of direct relatives, there are more than [-] members. On the left side of Zhao Jia is Wang Banjin, and on the right is the sister-in-law who came late. After picking up a piece of steamed mandarin fish, Qi Dongcao put a slice of lotus root with chopsticks into Zhao Jiadi's bowl. Wang Banjin said, "I want to eat lion's head with crab powder." I picked up one, smiled, sister Dao, and ate slowly.Qi Dongcao's pronunciation of the word "sister" is very clear.Wang Banjin didn't refuse, he accepted it with a smile, and then pretended to be surprised and asked Miss Dongcao, wondering if Comrade Wang Chunfeng, who was with you at night and called the double pride of Jinhai, would call you to say Happy New Year.Qi Dongcao calmly said that it is not clear whether he will call me or not, but I can be sure that when sister you get married, he will definitely go to congratulate you.Wang Banjin pretended to suddenly say that it was good, and when someone married Wang Chunfeng, who had been proud of himself all these years, I would have to wrap a bigger red envelope.Qi Dongcao's tepid expression is graceful, gentle and soft, Sister Dao, I don't care whether you go to Wang Chunfeng's wedding or not, but when the time comes, Baliang and I will get the certificate, and I will let you know. As for the wedding red envelopes, they are all family members Forget it.Sister, do you think this makes sense?
An invisible war filled with smoke...

The eight-two classmate who was sandwiched in the middle and suffered the artillery fire from the two proud girls suddenly had a dizzy head and a stiff expression on his face.Brother Zhao Yan snickered, but was punched by Zhang Xuchu who was sitting beside him, spat out his food, and was glared at by Huang Fangfei.

Zhao Taizu bowed his head to eat, neither looking nor listening nor listening.

As for the "outsiders" like Huang Ruiyang, Zhao Wupao, and Zhao Shinan, they even chatted and ate with their relatives on their own.

Only Lafayette smiled as usual, remained calm and serene, and was able to intervene, but it was not to calm things down, but to add fuel to the fire.

A New Year's Eve dinner that was supposed to be wolfed down, Zhao Jiadi felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.

At the next table, a hunchbacked man sitting next to old man Huang Fengtu was crying while eating.

His name is Han Daode.
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