Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 31
Zhao Jiadi has no requirements for his daughter-in-law, as long as she looks for it, she doesn't ask for the living room or the kitchen, but only for a big bed, to give him a fat baby, to be happy and stable, to grow old together, like two grandmas and grandpas In that way, after going through many ups and downs and ups and downs, we can still stick together. The second grandma also passed away peacefully on the day her grandfather died of illness. In the Buddhist hall where idlers are not allowed to enter, apart from praying for grandpa, grandma now does not forget to recite the "Pharmacist Seven Buddhas Fundamental Vow Sutra" to her.

It's not like Zhao Sanjin, the eldest wife was forced to live a clean and quiet life in Putuo. It may not be perfect and happy, so Zhao Jiadi didn't have any extravagant hopes or ambitions to harm Mu Hongli.

But who is Mu Hongli? She is a genuine Wenqing beauty. After drinking a few bottles of beer, and intentionally or unintentionally trying to find a place for Zhao Jiadi, Ma Xiaotiao and Li Feng encouraged her, so she did her part. They sang a few more difficult songs, one "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" and one "change" by Carrie Underwood, which shocked the whole room. Bel Canto, singing at the level of a goddess, the next few songs are Some relatively rare and unpopular songs, very few people are also very cold. At that time, the guys who had experienced the welcome party finally understood that Zhao Jiadi, the beast who suffered a thousand knives, really gave the beautiful woman with unparalleled temperament on campus. won.

After singing, it was past ten o'clock. Both Li Feng and Shen Han's prospective daughters-in-law returned to school. Mu Hongli, who had drunk a little wine, wanted to go back, but Zhao Jiadi said she would escort her. She seemed embarrassed to let him do this Disappointed, he agreed to go to Babyface, and the remaining ten or so people drove towards the bar in three or four cars, all of them were driven by girls who hadn't been drinking. The basic family background of his group is all in Zhejiang, and it is difficult to settle things in Shanghai.

Zhao Jiadi and Mu Hongli took Ma Xiaotiao's car, Xiao Xiao drove, and Ma Xiaotiao took the passenger seat. Xiao Xiao finally began to show a moderate interest in this guy who was hiding something. , is by no means a stall.When they arrived at the bar and sat down, Mu Hongli just sat next to Zhao Jiadi and drank, making Ma Xiaotiao's group of best friends who planned to go to the bar to play some games and get close very tangled up. A cutie who is dedicated to the nightclub "hot spot" comes to accompany Shen Han and Li Feng. The invincible Marshal Shen is so rigid that it makes people feel countless. He is stuck in the position like a stake. Li Feng, on the other hand, played very crazy, leaving his position from time to time to stand near the railing and shaking his butt, he was already flirting with a hot girl, sure enough, Mensao also has a difference in realm, Ma Xiaotiao is not good, now go hint to Shen Han , can only let him ask for more blessings.

Mu Hongli's drinking capacity is actually quite good, but it's limited to white wine. She drinks it at home during the holidays. Her family is more relaxed about this aspect. Mu Hongli obviously doesn't know the difference between beer and white wine, and she soon becomes dizzy. Two swipes of fragrant blush made that pure and cool face more beautiful and charming, mainly because of Zhao Jiadi, this guy has a poor capacity for alcohol, good wine, and he will not refuse anyone who comes, and his face will soon turn red. Xiaotiao ordered beer, whiskey and red wine, a glass of beer and then a glass of red, Zhao Jiadi quickly went to the bathroom and died once, and the infected Muhong carp let go of drinking, Zhao Jiadi vomited for the second time She was still with her sometimes, but she soon tasted the bitter fruit. As soon as her stamina came up, she asked Zhao Jiadi to accompany her to the bathroom once, and dedicated the first drunken vomiting in her life. Jiadi supported Xiaoman's waist, but she didn't refuse, because the bar was too noisy, and there were too many couples hugging and loving each other. If the guy suddenly rushed over to bite her, he might not be bothered to resist.

Mu Hongli opened her misty eyes and quietly watched Zhao Jiadi fight with others, play dice with others, smoke and fart with others, and before he knew it, this idiot was poured down with half a bottle of red wine , Seeing that Mu Hongli mourned his misfortune and angered him, couldn't he see that many people were deliberately punishing him?Knowing that she was the culprit, Mu Hongli went up to drink, but the fool still refused, which made Mu Hongli very angry. After one or two failed fights, she sat in the corner beside him, waiting for his next move. He ran to the bathroom three times, and sure enough, the poor child rushed to the bathroom very quickly, and Mu Hongli followed lightly, really like a pair of drunkards with a bad drink capacity.

Zhao Jiadi, who drank countless bottles of beer, half a bottle of whiskey and half a bottle of wine, came out of the bathroom, squatted outside against the wall, looking sluggish, took out a cigarette tremblingly, and lit it.

Mu Hongli didn't care about her ladylike image, and squatted beside him.

"Why did you come here?" Mu Hongli said distressedly.

"Why did you come here?" Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"I'm happy." Mu Hongli said harshly.

"I'm happy." Zhao Jiadi followed suit.

"Can you believe it, this is the first time I went to a bar and got drunk for the first time." Mu Hongli said softly.

"It's the first time I've been raped while drinking." Zhao Jiadi smiled with his eyes narrowed. This girl's small waist feels so damn good.

"I don't know." Mu Hongli deceived herself.

"Is that person okay?" Zhao Jiadi asked.

"Aren't you afraid of spoiling the scenery?" Mu Hongli smiled wryly.

"Not afraid." Zhao Jiadi grinned, raised his head, and held a cigarette between two fingers.If it wasn't for the beautiful woman by his side, he would definitely be regarded as an evil pen, and he would also be like a stray dog, a little wild dog with no love from his father or mother.

"Childhood sweethearts, the kind of relationship we grew up with when we were young. I saw the squadron leader wearing a red scarf and two bars together. At that time, I would always wear two handkerchiefs when I went to school, because he always forgot. When he was in the sixth grade of elementary school, he We moved, and we wrote letters every week. He knew all my secrets. I fell in love with someone, handed me a love letter, and was called a vixen. I also knew all his lovesickness. That would be stupid. Is it a silly puppy love? It doesn’t count. I went to high school and was admitted to the same high school. I made an appointment to go to Yanjing Foreign Language School together. His grades were not good, and he worked hard to pass the exam. Already, this is the ending of this youth story, you see, it is not beautiful at all, nor can it sing or cry." Mu Hongli murmured softly, regardless of whether the dizzy Zhao Jiadi could hear it clearly.

"It's really not ups and downs at all. It's far worse than mine. Want to hear my comedy?"

Zhao Jiadi smiled, turned his head and saw Mu Hongli nodding, he took a deep breath, "When I was young, I didn't like women who were too beautiful, especially those from a scholarly family like you, who looked like they could make tea I am very disgusted with the kind of playing the guqin, because a woman like this came into our house with a big belly and drove my mother to a foreign country. Wang Banjin and Sister Dongcao, who has always been in need of my care, are both vixens who are beautiful, polite, and especially fluent in English. Life is so fucked up, so I went to the rooftop to smoke, and wanted to call my mother, but I couldn’t get through, so I just lay in the corner and cried secretly like a woman, and then I heard a girl crying more miserable than me, so I was on the spot Angry, I can't bear it, I finally hurt the spring and the autumn, and this can also be in the ring? I sat up and looked, not far away, a school flower squatted there crying like a dead parent, hey, Unexpectedly, a little wild dog bumped into a little tabby cat, what a coincidence, I pretended to be deep, smoked a cigarette, watched her cry, she was unambiguous, and continued to cry, making her pretty little voice hoarse and crying, and wanted pear blossoms Daiyu stared at me and cried, I am a good person, I like to see injustice when I draw my sword to help, she yelled, whoever bullies you, I will chop him up, and she said who is the idiot ×, I just know that person, I can’t see it earlier It was pleasing to the eye, and then I went to kill, singled out a group of people, and said it was settled when I went back. She had no energy to cry, so she wanted to ask me for a cigarette, and it had to be the one I was holding in my mouth, the one next door to Mara. , If you want to smoke, I will give it to you, she took a sip and coughed violently, then squatted down and cried, her feet were probably numb, she fell to the ground with her buttocks, and I lost my soul from crying."

"What happened next?" Mu Hongli asked softly.

"Later? Not later." Zhao Jiadi smiled and took out another cigarette.

"Don't talk about pulling down." Mu Hongli said bitterly, stood up, and staggered towards the position.

Zhao Jiadi followed closely behind, protecting her from being raped by animals other than him.Then Mu Hongli drank even more fiercely, and Zhao Jiadi couldn't stop her.When the team broke up, Li Feng was coquettish and coquettish, and he hadn't reached the level of being able to empty his hands. He could only sleep alone with Shen Han at night, but luckily the pillows were Shangri-La Hotel pillows, and they had lived in a five-star hotel at least once Of course, Ma Xiaotiao and Xiao Xiao went to the ultra-luxury suite in the Zijin Building, more than 200 square meters, which cost a lot of rice for one night, and there was just a set of Bund panorama room left for Zhao Jiadi and Mu Hongli. Without much thought, she got into a taxi with half her arms and her arms around Mu Hongli, whose identity was still relatively vague, and then went to the hotel to get the key to the room. Zhao Jiadi, who drank and vomited but would not get drunk, sent her to bed, helped her take off her high heels, covered her with the quilt, took a bath, put on a bathrobe and lay down on the sofa, held an ashtray, and closed the door. Light, quietly smoking a cigarette, looking at the brightly lit Bund, dazed.

Even if my roommate scolded me for being inferior to a beast tomorrow, it would be disappointing to say that I was inferior to a beast once.

Zhao Jiadi smiled wryly, thinking it was good.

Drinking and going to bed, too much like a one-night stand, vulgar, childish, erotic, cattle.

Zhao Jiadi, who is at war between heaven and man, smoked the penultimate cigarette, looked at the direction of the big bed, and sighed, "Those guys in the literary films are too domineering, I am the only one!" A virgin, he doesn't even know where to assassinate after he takes up his gun and goes into battle."

(End of this chapter)