Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 32 Comedy
Zhao Jiadi usually does not snore, only when he is drinking too much or is exhausted. After he finished smoking, he secretly washed his face and brushed his teeth, then picked up a quilt and covered him, fearing that his snoring would disturb Mu Hong. Li, I can't sleep well, and I have been conflicted in my heart. A voice told him that you are still a man. Such a delicate big beauty is lying a few meters away. Your shoes are helped to take off, can't you take off your clothes together? ?Another voice said Zhao Baliang, you can't be sorry for Wang Banjin, I'm sorry for Qi Dongcao, I'm sorry for the Zhaojiacun Village Committee, I'm sorry for all the beautiful young women in Zhaojiacun who have a crush on you, morality and desire are fighting forcefully and tenaciously, it's not ordinary Suffering, he didn't fall asleep until it was dawn. In the past, at this time, he had already woken up and went for a run.

Mu Hongli opened her eyes and stared at the ceiling in a daze. She didn't seem to understand why she was lying on this bed that was much bigger than a school bed. After thinking for a few minutes, she touched her clothes with her hands. Change into a comfortable position and stare at the guy curled up on the sofa not far away. It’s so pitiful. The air-conditioned room is covered with a sheet and it’s still a bit cold. The sofa is only that big. The sound of snoring, the sleep quality has been poor, she quietly brought him a heavy blanket, jumped back to the big bed and closed her eyes again, planning to go back to sleep again, anyway, there is no class this morning, and she will skip class if there is one.

The ringing of the mobile phone woke up the "dogs and men and women" who were sleeping in the same room and only had no bed together. Zhao Jiadi woke up immediately, and when he answered the phone, it was Li Feng with a wretched laugh. This guy and Shen Han enjoyed a wonderful spring night Afterwards, he was in good spirits, and told Zhao Jiadi that I was right outside your door, and you didn't know how to keep your voice down for two nights, I heard it all, it was so wild.Seeing that Mu Hongli hadn't moved, Zhao Jiadi said in a low voice, "When I arrived at the hotel yesterday, I slept on the sofa without touching a single finger.Li Feng screamed, waste wood, embarrassing dormitory 313, and deal with it by family law after returning.

The so-called family law, in fact, is not to show it to the **** in the dormitory for two weeks. For all young people who love love, literature, art and action movies, this is undoubtedly a devastating punishment.Just as Zhao Jiadi wanted to explain, Li Feng said that he and the radiant Ma Xiaotiao had left first and checked out by themselves, and then hung up the phone.Zhao Jiadi, who was suffering from back pain and leg cramps from sleeping, stretched his waist lightly, looked at the time, it was 10:[-], and glanced at Mu Hongli, who was motionless on the bed, peaceful and quiet, and his figure was more graceful and seductive when lying down than standing. People, showing a pair of pink and tender little feet, Zhao Jiadi smiled, and pinched her twice when she took off her shoes and socks yesterday, but unfortunately she was too nervous to wipe her calves at that time.

I went to wash my face and brush my teeth, and quietly did dozens of push-ups on the ground. At about 11 o'clock, Zhao Jiadi decided to wake her up, walked around to the head of the bed, squatted down, stretched out his hand and pinched Mu Hongli's nose, This girl slapped off the Zhao family's paws, Zhao Jiadi continued to pinch and slap, Zhao Jiadi saw that her lips were not dry, but were charming and charming, just like rose petals with dew in the morning, so he stretched out his fingers to gently wipe her lips mischievously. After a while, Mu Hongli didn't respond this time, and Zhao Jiadi, who is addicted, is not polite. A gentleman has lost watermelon all night, so he has to pick up some sesame seeds to make up for it.

At the critical moment when Zhao Jiadi was about to make progress, Mu Hongli, with a bright red face, opened her eyes, becoming angry from embarrassment, staring at Zhao Jiadi with her two cheeks puffed up.

"The weather is good today." Zhao Jiadi said awkwardly, his hand rested on Mu Hongli's lips, and he didn't dare to withdraw it. A villain is always cuter than a hypocrite.

"Is it easy to touch?" Mu Hongli became charming without warning, with a charming smile, very much like those young women who would seduce their husbands at night like wolves and tigers.

Zhao Jiadi nodded.

Mu Hongli snorted, turned her head and turned around, facing the coloring wolf Zhao Jiadi with her back.She sleeps very lightly and is often woken up easily. There is a girl in the dormitory who likes to talk in sleep, and the girl on the upper bunk likes to answer in sleep. Except for Mu Hongli, they all like to play mahjong. At night, they are either Dongfeng or Xiao Sanyuan Big Four or something, refused to stop, Mu Hongli kept holding back, and couldn't sleep last night. In fact, Zhao Jiadi helped her to the Shangri-La Hotel. She had already made the most ridiculous preparations. The bottom line at most is to sleep on a bed without disturbing the river water, and a little more is to be gently hugged, but when Zhao Jiadi really wants beasts and animals, she is a girl with no strength to restrain chickens, so she can't call the police, but Zhao Jiadi was not serious when he helped her take off her shoes and socks, but then he became outrageously serious. When he was lying on the sofa smoking a cigarette, she didn't sleep. She just stared at the cigarette butts in the dark. Twinkle, it's very interesting, she also took advantage of the strength of wine to pose a very seductive pose very mischievously, when she heard that Zhao Jiadi's breathing became heavier at that time, she was so happy that she suffocated you, and then she really carried She couldn't help being sleepy, so she fell into a deep sleep, very secure, more comfortable than sleeping at home, except when the bell rang, she woke up again when Zhao Jiadi was washing his face and brushing his teeth, this wolf in sheep's clothing finally wanted to treat Little Red Riding Hood After doing it, she finally couldn't continue pretending to be asleep, and now the atmosphere in the room was eerie.

"Red carp, I want to ask you something." Zhao Jiadi lay down next to her very rudely, slept on the sofa all night, and finally felt comfortable.

Mu Hongli felt as if she was facing an enemy, her body was tense, she was so nervous that she couldn't get any more nervous, it was over, it was the first time she slept on a big bed with the opposite sex, what happened next was completely out of her control.

"Do you still like that guy, the childhood sweetheart you wrote "Child" with better grades than me, taller than me, and handsomer than me?" Zhao Jiadi asked cautiously.

Mu Hongli's body trembled slightly, she turned around suddenly, her eyes were a little wet, she bit her lip and said, "I don't know if I like you, but if I really like him, I wouldn't deliberately fail the Yanjing Foreign Language exam ! Do you think a girl who still knows a little bit of shame will let someone climb into bed casually?"

Zhao Jiadi hesitated for a moment, then began to undress.

Mu Hongli, who asked the teacher for the crime, immediately panicked, timidly and frightened: "What are you going to do?"

Zhao Jia said with a tragic face: "I made a big mistake, so I can only promise it with my body."

The courage and seriousness that Mu Hongli had finally concocted was suddenly shattered, her face turned dark and sentimental, her tears turned into a smile, she turned around, and cursed: "Rogue."

"I'm still a hooligan. If I go back, I won't be despised to death by my roommates."

Zhao Jiadi smiled wryly, gently pulled Mu Hongli over, and the two faced each other.

"You won't lie and say that you took me?" Mu Hongli's face was blushing. Some women are the kind of flowers that bloom desperately when they see a man, while some women are reserved and proud, only swaying delicately for a man. .

"How can you talk nonsense about this kind of thing, it's not good for you." Zhao Jiadi said softly, very frankly.

"You're so kind and honest, it's not like you, and I don't know who said on the blackboard that I am Besucheva in "War and Peace", a hypocritical woman?" Mu Hongli said with hatred.

"Let him let the past go with the wind." Zhao Jiadi couldn't help but smile, Mu Hongli, who was neither cool nor arrogant, was indeed very attractive and even more beautiful.

"Jiadi, tell me about your comedies, you didn't continue talking last night." Mu Hongli asked curiously.

"Then you have to allow me to smoke, otherwise I won't have the vicissitudes and profound feeling." Zhao Jiadi smiled, and Mu Hongli was very considerate and virtuous and got off the bed to help him pass the cigarette, lighter and ashtray to him, and then continued to be gentle and virtuous lying beside him.

"It's a comedy, so you have to laugh when you hear it, or you're not going to join in."

Zhao Jiadi joked, lit one, and took a sip, "She's called Xie Si, she's the beauty of our school, her grades aren't very good, she's on the same level as me, of course it's the total score, I knew her when I was in high school , maybe similar to you, they are all girls who have been receiving love letters since elementary school, it is very strange, I didn’t think she was beautiful at first, but later I saw her crying so recklessly on the balcony, like a bird that usually squats on a branch for men The peacock from afar fell to the ground with a slap and turned into a sparrow. Instead, I thought she was beautiful. I followed her afterward and wrote a love letter every day. For a period of time, I was with a buddy named Lao Yang and people from other schools. Fighting, my right hand was tied with a plaster cast, so I wrote with my left hand. I wrote all night, and finally I was able to take it out to meet people, so I can write with my left hand now. At first, she ignored me, probably out of shame , After all, I saw the most disgraceful side, so I refused to talk to me, and I was a fool at that time, no girl would like to associate with me, and she would not blame her, she had a bunch of suitors , I have to line up, and I can line up from her class to the school gate. As soon as I jumped in the line, the unsightly animals jumped out immediately. Anyway, I was busy fighting with rivals in the first semester of the second year of high school. Originally, I never talked to the school The kids here are angry, because they don't like the routine of fighting outside and making peace inside, and the fights are purely for the fun of having fun with their buddies, not for attracting attention. Fortunately, my grades in a single subject were good, so the school didn't expel me. I counted and counted. I checked once for studying abroad, and I recorded my major twice, and I was given a serious warning three times. The chair was forced to participate in some kind of competition, and I happened to win the first prize. It happened that I was going to go to the stage to read the review. It’s a shame, I tiptoed to Xie Si and smirked at Xie Si, and then shouted loudly, Xie Si, I like you, I want to like you for 1 years! Fortunately, the director of the Political and Education Department, who I didn’t like the most, was on a business trip at that time, and taught The director of the department is my chemistry teacher. Afterwards, I got a warning. It was nothing painful. It was a bird. I wrote love letters to Xie Si for a whole year, and fought for more than half a year. Finally, she nodded and agreed to be my girlfriend. , I, you took your brother's buddies to drink all night, I don't know how many times I vomited, so I told them earnestly, brother, I want to correct my evil, and don't find me in future fights, my wife is not allowed, I have to study hard every day Upward, at that time there was a very fierce and rich girl who called me a coward, but I was still happy, so I said, what a shame, the biggest daughter-in-law in the world, if you have the ability, you can be my daughter-in-law, that girl cried and said , Two hundred and five Zhao Jiadi, go, open the room, what's wrong with you being a virgin, my wife is still a virgin. I seemed to want to say something at the time, but that time I really drank too much and fell asleep. Maybe my eyesight is wrong , until now, I still think that Xie Si is very good when we are in a relationship, he has no big ambitions, and he will not talk about trying to get me into a famous university. Buying medicine silently, every time she picks up a kitten or puppyI took them home, and she was thrown out by her parents basically every time, and then she cried very sadly. I was responsible for giving these little things to caring people every time. My home is in Caofeidian of ts. , but she studied in another district. For these cats and dogs, she almost went to that district several times. She studies very hard, but her grades can't improve, and she doesn't want me to teach. She is always in the 200th place in the grade. I wandered around, and I specially did the questions according to this level. Once, I was actually staying in the 190s, which was not far from her. I was very happy, but she was not very happy. At that time, I didn’t think much about it. I always think that such a kind-hearted girl who is not smart and a little stupid, even if she does bad things, it will not be so bad that it can make people sad, and then I am such a pessimist who is so hard to be optimistic. Comedy, high school third At the end of a semester's mid-term exam, it happened to be her birthday, so I spent all my savings on the stock market and played a pretty good short-term operation. I made a lot of money and went to Tianjin to buy a ring for her. , I ran to find her in the middle of the night when I came back, and I saw her kissing the animal that I beat up at the top of the stairs. It was tender and sweet, and she took the initiative. When I was with her, I even held hands I was trembling, the turtle son actually put his hand into her clothes after kissing her, and she didn't stop me, I was stunned at the time, I didn't understand what happened to this woman in this world, as expected, there is no beautiful woman who is not a vixen ?Then she saw me Xinhuan, and was very proud, the first time I went to the rooftop to help Xie Siba's calf. The father at home is the rich master in the TS circle. There are 8 or [-] people on the stage, and his dad’s boss barely counts as one. He probably won’t be able to escape being a multi-millionaire. , It’s definitely different from a guy like me who only contributes and gets blocked when he’s on the field. He smiled very strangely, and the meaning couldn’t be more clear. No matter how I play, I want to slap him when I go up, Xie Si, who has a pretty face and is happy, panicked, and said Zhao Jiadi, don't mess around, she let the calf go first, and finally went upstairs to bring a box of love letters, and returned it to him. I say break up.separate?It’s all like this. Am I still begging you to give me another chance? For half a year, I was thinking whether it’s because I’m too badass or Xie Si’s acting skills are too good, or that rich kid is too sharp. , During that time, my best friend persuaded me, my sister also comforted me, and I finally figured it out. If a man wants to love someone, he must first learn to love himself well. I looked in the mirror, washed my face, shaved my beard, and went out. Kennel cut a crew cut for [-] yuan, then went back and took out a watermelon knife, took the ring to school, found Xie Si who was smiling brightly with her boyfriend during recess, and gave the ring to her in front of her. Knock it into scum, and then beat the animal that has been proud of it for half a year into internal bleeding. It is difficult for me to pick a dozen or so, and I have never persuaded anyone in a one-on-one match.Later, I was actually able to stay in the school safe and sound, but let the director of the Political and Education Department who clamored to tell me to get out, but I felt bored, so I changed schools.Hey, Mu Hongli, why did you cry instead of laughing after listening to a comedy for so long? "

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