Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 4

Not long after Qi Qingci entered Jiaotong University in Shanghai, Zhao Jiadi and Sparrow also entered a second- and third-rate university in Shanghai and Fudan University, the first university in Shanghai, at about the same time. As for the results of the college entrance examination, Zhao Jiadi’s average score of 570 is extremely shabby in front of Qi Qingci’s score of 651 and Mahjong’s score of 669, who are both science students. At that time, Qi Qingci mentioned it in a very considerate way, and did not expand the topic in depth, for fear of hurting Zhao Jiadi's actually very tough nerves. At that time, Zhao Jia was the first to stare when the sparrow wanted to explain something. In the end, the two cabbages only vaguely knew that Zhao Jiadi was a second-ben contestant whose English was very bad and hindered him a bit.

After arriving at the local pheasant university that can only be called the mid-line level in Shanghai, the financial and economic nature, it is not surprising that the impression is mediocre. Zhao Jiadi has nothing against it. After all, no matter how bad or not popular his alma mater is, at best Laughing at himself, it is impossible for outsiders to sarcasm, his defense of shortcomings is notoriously unreasonable in the eyes of acquaintances.

After stepping into the school gate, he sent a courtesy text message to the big-name driver. It was about tutoring. Zhao Jiadi, who had the clearest sense of distance, was always very polite to strangers.The reason why he didn't plan to meet that famous person was because there were rumors that she was the chief Xiaomi of the unscrupulous uncle Zhao Sanjin. A ruthless bitch who has been a lifelong actor, the greatest joy of the old man is to persuade the boys and girls born in the 90s in the village not to chase after stars. witch.

Zhaojia Village sounds dilapidated and shabby, but it is not. It is one of the best modern villages in Caofeidian and even TS. It is completely equivalent to a township in terms of land size and population, so Zhao Jiadi has been in touch with a large number of beds through computers very early. Literary films.

After completing the admission procedures that are not cumbersome, the senior sisters in charge of related work are not outstanding. Zhao Jiadi's dormitory building is about 10 minutes away from the teaching building, and there is nothing that can make people's eyes shine. Qi Qingci and Song Yanv's pure girl or mature female sister reckoned that her good tone was wasted by Qi Qingci and Song Yanu during the trip, Zhao Jiadi said sadly: "Sure enough, this is a scientific and rigorous world, and energy is strictly guarded everywhere." Law of Conservation."

Zhao Jiadi is a Xiaoqiang whose survivability is comparable to the Nokia mobile phone in his hand. On the one hand, he inherited the fine traditions of the old Zhao family. The old lady always said that the three golds are Zhao Jiadi. One is Gege from XHQ in the Qing Dynasty, and the other is a beautiful and beautiful Suzhou daughter, so the offspring have outstanding genes, and Zhao Jiadi has always been seriously skeptical about this.

On the other hand, of course, it is due to Zhao Sanjin, who has never been a father in front of Zhao Jiadi. This guy who is lazy in everything except making money to buy gold bars threw Zhao Jiadi out of Caofeidian very early, probably his eight or nine-year-old son. In a school in a remote area of ​​ts, I started to live in boarding until high school. I was beaten, scolded, and rolled my eyes by outsiders. Zhao Jiadi was also beaten, kicked, and hacked with a knife. Joining, he is no longer fighting alone, and in group fights, he wins more and loses less. Zhao Jiadi thrives like this with resentment.

The only good thing is that at least Zhao Jiadi is not infected with the arrogance of a son-in-law like his younger brother Zhao Yange. That little bastard is known as the number one public nuisance in Zhaojia Village. When he grows up, he will definitely be a beast who can bully men and women. Erna Guizi started to prepare to include the beautiful kindergarten teacher and the little girl in the class into his harem. Every day at school, he would not forget to pick a few rose flowers from other people's yards, wearing a small suit and wearing a magic hair. Tan's hairstyle, which was very popular in the 30s, was solemnly given to the dumbfounding female teacher. Zhao Jiadi's only comment on this half-scum brother was to kill him as soon as possible at home so that he would not let him out to harm good people.

Cao Cao will be there when he thinks about Cao Cao. Zhao Jiadi received a call from his brother Huobao when he was downstairs in the dormitory. After answering the phone irritably, the ignorant guy on the other end said as excitedly as if he had been pumped: "Brother, I just found a prospective sister-in-law for you in TS3 through a buddy. She is absolutely beautiful, 36D, and her ass is also big." Daddy, my father will definitely be able to pass the test, and my family is not bad. Isn’t grandma always claiming to be well-off, right? This time it’s definitely fine. Brother, why don’t I pack her up and send her to Shanghai? By the way, brother, what you read is What **** university, I can’t find the address no matter how I go online.”

"Finished?" Zhao Jiadi asked calmly.

"Ah? Bro, you're not interested in this girl? Well, don't worry, bro. I'll keep an eye on her for you, and I'll guarantee that she will guard you like a jade. If any blind guy dares to touch her, I'll have his three legs crippled."

The scum on the other end didn't have any ideological awareness at all, and continued to cheer, "Let's change the subject, brother, I have already dominated several strongholds around Zhaojia Village, and now the bastards over there see our Zhaojia Village. I have to go around, because I said, brother, you got a few hard goods from Baigou, Hebei, and the bullets were moved home one by one. As a result, all the guys who are usually arrogant and lawless are discouraged, brother, Is this what my grandson or Lao Tzu said, to subdue others without fighting? We are so fucking educated, we understand all this! Fuck, why do I always fail Chinese, there is no law, sooner or later I will I want to overthrow the daughter of Lao Xu, who teaches us Chinese. Why don’t you speak, er, then I will change it. Brother, I can’t pass the level of "God of War 3" without your guidance. I want Master Kui Kill that big bitch Hera..."

Zhao Jiadi simply put the phone in his pocket and let that follower spit his bitterness to his heart's content without hanging up the phone.The Zhao family may not be considered huge, but it is quite complicated, and the various relationships are extremely delicate. Although Zhao Jiadi has never been in the core position of the Zhao family, after all, he has the title of the eldest son of Zhao Sanjin on his head. The brilliance, of course, cannot compare to the eldest lady of the Zhao family who lives comfortably in the Imperial College of England. In terms of favor, outsiders naturally seem to be a little prince, that is, this bastard who harassed Zhao Jiadi has won countless chips, but the old lady of the Zhao family is extremely talented. The role of the right to speak, as long as she doesn't lie in the coffin for a day, no one from the many branches of the Zhao family that are ready to move and the blood-sucking insects attached to the big tree of the Zhao family will dare to show a good face to Zhao Jiadi. At home, only Zhao Jiadi, who was furious, dared to jump and scold Zhao Sanjin for not being a thing. Even Zhao Yange would never be able to do such a shocking behavior.

There was only one person in the dormitory. It seemed that Zhao Jiadi was the second to arrive. That guy was busy cleaning the dormitory. His bed and desk were also neat and spotless, just like a cleanliness freak. Zhao Jia had a headache for the first time. It seems that the good old days when dirty socks are piled up in a washbasin are gone forever. That guy looks similar to Zhao Jiadi. Even though he is a little shorter than Zhao Jiadi, he is fair and clean. He wears a pair of half-rimmed glasses. He is an authentic southerner. When he saw Zhao Jiadi, he stopped working and said enthusiastically, "My name is Li Feng. You are from Mordor?"

"Zhao Jiadi, from Hebei ts." Zhao Jiadi smiled. I heard that people in Shanghai like to treat outsiders as countrymen. Firstly, he still has this insight. After all, he has been doing odd jobs at the grassroots level of a subsidiary of Zhao’s enterprise every holiday since he was in high school. It's hard to say whether his cognition is mature or not, at least not naive.

"It's a very interesting name, very good. We will be bunk beds from now on." Li Feng said cheerfully, "Then put your luggage, I'll clean up the bathroom first, and I'll be done soon. Almost, the seniors of the previous year were really unqualified."

Zhao Jiadi didn’t have much luggage. Apart from the straw mats and quilts he received at school, all he had was an outdated mobile phone in his pocket, a cheap luggage with three sets of clothes, two pairs of canvas shoes, and a pair of sandals. The bulk of the suitcase is seven or eight German books that have been rummaged through. They are big and heavy. The only valuable thing is an IBM laptop. A safe and tenacious mobile phone is a virtue. His old IBM computer is not fancy, but in fact, some professional functions are still smooth even now. This is another extreme with his brother who is an Apple enthusiast.

"Li Feng, is there a supermarket near the dormitory building?" Zhao Jiadi planned to go downstairs to buy some pots and pans, as well as find some bargains for underwear.

"Yes, go downstairs and turn right and go straight. There is a small commercial street over there, selling everything, but it's too deceitful. Pig slaughtering is more ruthless than anyone else. It's best to bring it yourself." Li Feng poked his head out of the bathroom. , looking angry, it seems that he is still blaming himself for the mistake of forgetting to bring toothpaste and having to go to the black heart supermarket to be slaughtered, obviously he has automatically included Zhao Jiadi who slept on his upper bunk as a comrade-in-arms, " I'd better go down with you, so that you can bargain for the price, so as not to be taken advantage of."

"Now that you're busy, I might have to take a stroll." Zhao Jiadi smiled, he had always been innately wary of acquaintances. Of course, this Li Feng is indeed a good comrade, but he really couldn't bear it. Bargaining with people for a few cents and a few dollars made him blush. He has always been a guy who is used to being taken advantage of by smart people. On the court, taking a small step back and taking a few big steps forward is a very common way to get started. Zhao Jiadi has been watching with a cold eye, and has been tirelessly pondering and studying the details.

Li Feng also repacked the new battlefield where he will spend four years with him. After Zhao Jiadi put away a few things, he went downstairs to find the supermarket. He walked out of the dormitory and took out his mobile phone. He found that Zhao Yange was still talking about himself. Egg, but this standard second generation ancestor who just entered the second year of junior high school has already touched on his life blueprint, which is nothing more than to fight side by side with his eighth two brothers and lay down a big river and lake. Zhao Jiadi finally couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Chicken, if your mother knows that you're getting close to me on the phone, don't expect to have pocket money this month. That's it, rest your mouth, go have a cup of tea, and play your "God of War" honestly. ", or talk on the phone with your brain-dead girlfriends, don't you always yell at them crying and begging you to fuck, I don't have time to talk about ideals with you."

Originally Zhao Yange was nicknamed "Pigeon", but Zhao Jiadi called him Chick, which is quite vivid.

The son of a bitch paused for a long time, probably saying that he was really tired, and he really didn't have any extra saliva to deal with, and finally asked softly with childish infinite sadness, "Brother, the magic city is much hotter than our ts, I heard that the university dormitory does not have air conditioning , how about I secretly mail you one?"

Zhao Jiadi sighed, he actually almost watched Zhao Yange grow up bit by bit, but a cold fact is that from the first day of Zhao Yange's birth, that smart but ambitious woman naturally regarded him as a serious threat, and Zhao Jiadi regarded her as an enemy from the first time she stepped into Zhao's house as the hostess. For more than ten years, they walked over each other so that they did not meet each other's eyes, so Zhao Yange, who was not a city mansion, became caught in the middle. The victim, Zhao Jiadi, is still lukewarm to him up to now, and he is far less close to that crazy sister. This is the so-called "involvement". Zhao Jiadi, who was on the saddle, made his old mother very angry, and the little prodigal was often scolded for this.

Zhao Jiadi said softly: "Don't make trouble, do what you should do. I don't care how much trouble you make outside, and you should be filial to Zhao Sanjin and grandma when you go home. Grandma chatters a lot, but don't be annoyed, every time She listened to all her grievances honestly, and it was all for your own good. It doesn’t matter if you are sorry to outsiders, and no one expects you to be a good person, but if you dare to be sorry to the old Zhao family, I will slap you every time I see you. Do you hear me? .”

The little boy hummed, and said very docilely: "Brother, I'll listen to you. Then I'll download a few classic H comics first, and upload your email to QQ later. Don't forget to accept it."

Zhao Jiadi hung up the phone, helpless.

(End of this chapter)