Lao Tzu is a toad

Chapter 5 English Zero
Zhao Jiadi bought a total of 17 miscellaneous items that he had planned in the supermarket, and finally achieved success. He spent about 200 yuan, which was 15% more than his preliminary estimate. It can be seen that the pig slaughtering behavior in Li Feng's mouth is indeed a bit rampant. There was still room to buy two or three magazines, so I went to the newsstand and ordered a copy of "New Discovery" and a copy of "Economic Observer". The magazine only subscribes to 3 magazines. Except for "New Discovery", the other two are extremely serious and obscure overseas financial publications, which are basically invisible in China.

The only newspapers are relatively orthodox benchmarks "China Business News" and "Economic Observer". The former is also difficult to buy at newsstands. Appetite, as for the "Economic Observer", which is more favored by academic economists and party and government organizations, it is the newspaper that Zhao Sanjin insists on reading regularly.

When I bought the "Economic Observer", there was a small episode. Zhao Jiadi, who was full of pots and pans, was just about to get the newspaper when a white and tender hand covered with scarlet nail polish wanted to get a copy of "Xin Wei". 》, the two hands touched lightly unintentionally, the owner of the jade hand glanced at the old hat Zhao Jiadi, immediately infected with the plague and hid for a while, deliberately opened a distance from the unattractive Zhao Jiadi, Zhao Jiadi Glancing at the beauty with heavy make-up, maybe it’s because there are too many green leaves in the school, which makes her stand out from the crowd, and it’s no wonder that she is “reserved”. Zhao Jiadi didn’t care about it after paying the money. He has always kept a respectful distance from female creatures, and Qi Qingci has done a good job of this, with just the right amount of light makeup, causing Zhao Jiadi to occasionally think about her body curves.

Back downstairs in the dormitory, a silver-white BMW 530 and a red BMW 320 are stacked together, which is particularly conspicuous, especially the 530 is a typical domestic long-wheelbase version. Chinese people treat cars like women's breasts , I like big ones, the bigger the better, so the BMW 7 Series is even more outrageous to the extreme. Zhao Jiadi has never caught a cold about this, and Zhao Sanjin has always been severely despised by him.

The owner of the BMW 5 is a pair of parents. They should be the parents of the young owner of the BMW 3. A rich man. Zhao Jiadi couldn’t help but look at the handsome alumnus. The Lv trolley case that made Zhao Jiadi's suitcase so ashamed to death, wearing big Prada sunglasses that covered half of his face, full of aura, some girls who passed by here couldn't help but look sideways, Zhao Jiadi didn't care much about these things Shangxin, it was a detail that made him look a little different. It seemed that his aura was almost half that of a sparrow. After entering the dormitory, the young man, who was already very good at this kind of school, asked the dormitory uncle for the address of the dormitory. Shi Shi smiled and handed out a big Zhonghua, and even helped to light it, which made the flattered dormitory burst into tears of gratitude without limit, and he was almost excited enough to lead the way himself.

Zhao Jiadi followed the family all the way to the third floor, and then walked into the same dormitory.

Is this called evil fate?

Zhao Jiadi felt ashamed once again. Can he live in harmony with such a rich young man?However, the family who knew how to be a man soon dispelled his worries. He gave Zhao Jiadi and Li Feng some specialties from Jiangsu and Zhejiang and invited them to have lunch together. The uncle of the dormitory manager showed endless pride, as if having a good roommate meant that he was invincible. After the initial greetings and mutual introductions, the guy named Ma Xiaotiao, whose name was even rarer than Zhao Jiadi, took out his laptop and He started playing FIFA, and his parents were satisfied with Li Feng's tidy dormitory, so they went to the balcony to call and invite the counselor and school leaders to have a meal.

Zhao Jiadi doesn't play football very much and is a complete layman. Li Feng is a so-so fake football fan. Xiao Tiao was so fooled that he quickly regarded Li Feng as a trustworthy ally. After such a toss, the atmosphere in the dormitory really began to harmonize. The Observer.

"Brothers, you have been surrounded by my Generalissimo Shen Han, set off firecrackers quickly to welcome you!" A strong man suddenly appeared at the door carrying luggage, with a bright sunny smile on his face, he was innocent and foolish, seeing all three roommates Staring at himself for not responding, the burly guy threw his luggage on the only vacant bed and started to smoke, not forgetting to introduce himself in a very cold joke, "My surname is Shen Han, Shen Han's Shen, Shen Han's Han, One from the Northeast, haha, we will be allies in the same trench from now on, please take care of us."

It's more wild, Zhao Jiadi also admires this buddy, he's too fierce, not unfamiliar at all, he almost regarded the three of them as comrades in arms who had prostituted Bawang chicken together, and the three of them also reported to each other, When Shen Han saw Ma Xiaotiao's notebook, his eyes lit up, and before he could pack his luggage, he moved a chair and sat on the side, admiring Ma Xiaotiao's skillful operation, and said to himself: "I was the main force of the basketball school team in high school. I had a chance to enter the provincial team, but it was a pity. In the second-year high school football league, I played as a goalkeeper. He was so tough that he didn't concede a goal. He was an absolute goalkeeper. Do you know if the football team is a tiger or not?"

"What's wrong with a trash school." Ma Xiaotiao said casually while playing a game.

Shen Han was taken aback for a moment, then became anxious, but because Ma Xiaotiao's aura was too tough, he could only hesitate to speak, his face flushed slightly.

Zhao Jiadi re-read the "Economic Observer", and he had a general impression of Shen Han. He seemed to be rough-headed, but he was actually very sensitive. In the future, we must not treat him as a superficially insensitive guy, otherwise it will definitely lead to unnecessary contradiction.It seems that it is not easy for this man from Northeast China to be admitted to this university. In fact, Zhao Jiadi is not the kind of fierce person who regards the college entrance examination as a game. He has a total score of 150 in mathematics and Chinese, and 300 in comprehensive science. He has tried his best To achieve a normal level, in fact, both mathematics and science and comprehensive science have almost reached his expected goals, only Chinese is about 5 points less than he expected, as for English, this thing has always been a bastard subject that does not exist for Zhao Jiadi .

Sure enough, as Ma Xiaotiao's parents got the counselor and school leaders through their relationship, soon the topic naturally turned to the college entrance examination results. The four animals in a dormitory were exactly half of arts and sciences, Zhao Jiadi and Li Feng were science subjects, and Ma Xiaotiao He and Shen Han are in liberal arts, but because they come from different provinces, the difficulty and standards of the college entrance examination are not the same. For example, Zhejiang and HLJ are self-proposed questions. That is, Shen Han’s score of 139 is 239 points. If they have such a level in other subjects, it is absolutely impossible to “fall” into this school of finance and economics. As for Zhao Jiadi’s score of 570, it can only be considered good, not much worth it. Considering things, plus Li Feng is bragging about how awesome his school is, no one cares about Zhao Jiadi who seems to be a very well-behaved boy.

At noon, the entire dormitory was dragged by Ma Xiaotiao's parents to a box on the third floor of the cafeteria for dinner. There was also a doctoral student counselor who had just been assigned to the school. The top person is an executive deputy secretary in charge of the organization of the school's party committee, a school leader in charge of assessment and performance evaluation, and two potbellied old scholars who are still bookish. The old hand in the game, the atmosphere is very familiar, of course, the main thing is to pave the way for the precious son who spent a lot of money to buy a mixed diploma, and he did not forget to make Zhao Jia the first few people to make familiar faces, Li Feng and Shen Han who have never seen the big world. The young man was naturally extremely apprehensive and honored. He ate a meal with trepidation, while Zhao Jiadi sat in the corner obediently and reservedly and ate slowly. There was no reason not to eat more of the free big fish and meat.

After eating, Zhao Jia, the third outsider, of course returned to the dormitory with interest. On the way, Li Feng said with emotion: "Ma Xiaotiao is really not an exaggeration. He can summon two school giants on the first day of the report. It seems It’s okay to skip class in the future.”

"University is the critical period of life transformation, skipping classes is shameful." Shen Han frowned.

"Not skipping classes or failing courses in college is the same as not having puppy love or having sex in high school. It's an incomplete life." Li Feng laughed, not forgetting to look at the girls around him.

"Heretician theory." Shen Han rolled his eyes and said.

"There is a group party in the college at 7 o'clock in the evening. This is definitely not interesting. It will be interesting after two days of freshman ceremony and orientation party. I heard from the seniors that there are still beautiful girls among the juniors and seniors, and our school The general quality of the girls in Yangpu University City is also at the upper-middle level, and there will be a few very positive freshmen every year, let's wait and see." Li Feng's eyes behind the lens are extremely sharp, it seems that the meaning of this guy's life is almost all about women Expanded.

"There are very few romances in college that can be cultivated. It's a waste of time and money. It's better to do more serious things." Shen Hai muttered.

Zhao Jiadi did not go back to the dormitory directly with Li Feng and Shen Han, but bought a second-hand bicycle from his seniors for 80 yuan, and after saying hello to the way to Fudan, he began to ride slowly towards the school where he had been fighting with Zhejiang University. Calling Zhejiang University the proud school of Leftover University, Zhao Jiadi has always understood the mentality of those favored students for the disputes between these giant schools, how can others snore and sleep on the side of the couch.

The road is full of young mandarin ducks in pairs, and Zhao Jiadi feels sorry for him when he sees it. Thinking of his tragic emotions between first love and secret love in high school, Zhao Jiadi couldn't help but want to laugh, really don't want to Young and frivolous, when he arrived at the main entrance of Fudan University, he saw the school gate that was not even as large as the side entrance of ordinary undergraduate universities. Zhao Jia immediately felt that Fudan was very reliable, at least the face project would not be like that of ordinary second-rate schools. On the face of it, he didn't go in and called the sparrow to come out, but it wasn't just the sparrow who came out, there was also a beautiful woman with a temperament similar to Qi Qingci, Zhao Jiadi was no stranger to her, and sparrow's suitors had always been like There are countless crucian carp crossing the river, and there is no shortage of high-end vases with outstanding appearance and IQ like the one in front of you. The height of 1.7 meters without moisture, excellent measurements and body curves, and the exquisite face attached to the clothes in the magic capital are also first-class taste. Pure and enchanting, Zhao Jiadi's scoring standard can also be 70+. Among the suitors known by Zhao Jiadi, there are probably four such candidate vases. , because the sparrow chose Fudan, there were two who went to Shanghai without hesitation, and in front of them was one of the female heroes.

Seeing Zhao Jiadi, Sparrow was a little embarrassed. He already disliked this vase's hospitality. Due to his fellow countryman's status, he was entangled as soon as he entered Fudan University. He has not escaped until now. He doesn't know how to follow When she introduced Zhao Jiadi, she couldn't say that this is my second uncle. Sparrow didn't think she had the qualifications to know him, so she said with a gloomy face in anger, "Han Ling, you are sure now that I am not making excuses. I came here to get rid of you, so can you disappear from my sight immediately?"

Han Ling was pitiful and her smile was forced.

"Zhao Jiadi, I am Sparrow's uncle in terms of seniority, but you can call me by my nickname, Zhao Baliang." Zhao Jiadi has a good impression of this Han Ling, she is quite a girl, even standing next to Sparrow, she is a good match .

sparrow?Zhao Baliang?

Han Ling looked at the Prince Charming in her mind, and then at the mysterious figure Zhao Jiadi, feeling at a loss.

The sparrow's real name is Shangque, and his academic performance has always been among the best, ranking among the top five in TS City. This is based on the premise that he spent a lot of time hanging out with Zhao Jiadi and his gang. A typical young genius, he showed his strengths very early on. Talented in all aspects, one week before the college entrance examination, he accompanied the leopards to fight in group fights, and he was bravely injured. During the college entrance examination, his right hand was covered with a plaster cast and bandages, and the answers for all subject examinations were written with his left hand. He can also get a high score of nearly 670 in the test, which shows how tough he is. This lunatic had the opportunity to enter the middle school junior class, and the Mathematical Olympiad test paper is just like playing. He doesn't catch the eyes of the law at all, plus he looks feminine and classic, and he is not the nerd type, he is the king of exams among gangsters, how can he not attract countless nympho in school, of course, the unpopular nickname like Sparrow is not well known by outsiders .

"You have to call Uncle too." Sparrow's face was still grim.

"Uncle." Han Ling really called out respectfully.

This is her intelligence, not to mention that Zhao Jiadi standing in front of her is now ordinary, just a beggar, how can a person who can make a perfect man Shangque pay attention to, how can he be a mediocre person, this is easily deduced based on reverse thinking The obvious conclusion is that Han Ling is happy to sell herself to win impression points, to be admitted to Fudan University, and to cling to the merchant bird, of course, she needs good capital.

"If you have a beautiful roommate, you must introduce it to uncle." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"The task must be completed." Han Ling also smiled happily and agreed.

"I want to talk to Uncle about something, you go first." Sparrow said impatiently.

Han Ling wrinkled her pretty face, then said goodbye to Zhao Jiadi with a charming smile.

"Her father is a well-known coal merchant in Luan County, TS?" Zhao Jiadi said softly, looking at Han Ling's back.

Sparrow nodded.

"What a smart young lady, why don't you look down on me." Zhao Jiadi laughed.

"Too shrewd, so not smart enough." Sparrow easily and imperceptibly sentenced Han Ling to death.

"As long as you ask too much, you should integrate with Huzi, so as to save a frigid man and a lunatic." Zhao Jiadi joked.

"Uncle, don't put Huzi's stallion with me, that guy will die of syphilis sooner or later." The sparrow smiled viciously, realizing that it's not a problem for two people standing at the school gate, and asked: "Uncle, don't you?" Come and sit in my bedroom?"

"No, I just want to get familiar with the terrain today, and I will go to other schools later, I will come to Fudan often to attend lectures in the future. How is your roommate? Is there any unusual guy?" Zhao Jiadi supported Bicycle asked, but his eyes were on those girls in cool clothes passing by the school gate. Summer is really a season worth sweating.

"Three locals, chattering, there is no limit, I was bored, so I cursed, and then some guys jumped out one after another, and then I was overthrown, I guess I have already reported to the college counselor I went. Anyway, if I get warned or persuaded to quit, I will make sure that their parents don’t recognize who they are before I leave Fudan.” Sparrow wrote lightly.

"My sister, if you leave, it means that I have lost a base. How will I look at Fudan Meimei in the future?" Zhao Jiadi said angrily.

"Then what should we do?" The sparrow wondered.

"Fuck, go back immediately and tell your roommate, whoever dares to sue will kill him, and whoever doesn't believe him will play until he believes it. I hate you bastards who have good grades and are more handsome than me the most in my life." Zhao Jia Di bitterly said, kicking the sparrow's ass, "Get lost."

The sparrow happily ran back.

Zhao Jiadi didn't feel that he had given a bad idea, so he continued to wander around the university town. In his simple cognition, the means for a man to solve the problem were nothing more than relatively advanced money power and the simplest fist, unless the well If the water does not violate the river, everyone will live in peace, otherwise, they will all fall into the unique situation of zero-sum game. It is not you who die, but I who die, so it is the kingly way to forcibly kill the signs in the cradle.

When Zhao Jiadi turned around and left Fudan University with his back to the school gate, perhaps none of his peers knew that this ordinary-looking guy was a psychopath who scored 570 in the college entrance examination and could score [-] in the English test. He was also a middle school student. The crazy character who can make all math and science teachers complain about their English colleagues.

To put it simply, this man is the only freak in the entire ts city or hb province who can hold down the merchant sparrow in both mathematics and physics.

(End of this chapter)