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Chapter 29 My Second Uncle

The flatulence in the flatulence bomb does not refer to the flatulence caused by gastric dysfunction, but refers to the "burp~" after eating...

This "hiccup~" will produce an explosive effect, which is extremely powerful, and it is not inferior to the top ten superpowers.But its launch conditions are too special, only the hiccups when you are full and full, and hard hiccups are not counted, so it can only be ranked 35th.

Of course, setting up this tasteless ability is for the sake of being funny.In the Superman Academy, Wan Li’s setting for Zeng Shuai, the owner of the flatulence bomb, is to always carry a large pile of compressed food on his back, and every time he encounters an enemy, he will run after a meal, stuffing food into his mouth while running, The most common saying is 'I'll blow you up when I'm full'!
He and Lee Rott are evenly matched in terms of comedy, and they are very good friends... Unexpectedly, in reality, the body and flatulence bomb are still good friends.

Wan Li pushed Jianchao onto the treadmill, adjusted the speed to 5km/h, and watched the big meatball jogging in small steps, and started wheezing and wheezing half a minute later.

"Don't stop, if you run for less than half an hour, I'll poke your waist!" Wan Li warned.

Jian Chaofat's face is full of bitterness, this is really killing me...

Seeing that he did not resist his own rule, he really wanted to fight against his body. Satisfied, Wanli got on the exercise bike next to the treadmill, adjusted the resistance to the highest gear, and supervised super running while running at 180 beats per minute. Warm up with speed pedaling!

Jianchao's complexion changed from fair to rosy, then to slightly purple, then purple, and finally pale, every 5 minutes.His perseverance is not bad, or the weakness of the waist and eyes is too big. He managed to persist for three to ten minutes. After that, he didn't even have the strength to turn off the treadmill. He slid along the treadmill to the edge and fell directly on his back.

The earth trembled, and Wan Li was dumbfounded.

"Chaochao, if you weigh another two hundred catties, the A-level will not be as destructive as you." Wan Li got off the exercise bike, walked up to him and asked, "It didn't break, did you? Get up and walk around?"

"...water...water..."

"I can't drink water after running, take it easy. Did you bring water?"

"I...today...huh...I didn't want to practice..."

"That means you didn't bring it with you. Well, you lie down for a while, and I'll go to the front desk and give you a whole bottle of Nongfu Spring."

When Wanli returned, Jianchao had turned from lying down to sitting up, leaving only a large wet mark on the ground, which made Wanli's eyelids twitch.

ton ton ton...

After drinking a bottle of Nongfu Spring, Jianchao turned to Wanli, meaning 'I want more'.

Wan Li shook his head: "Don't drink anymore, it's just a waste of time to drink. Rest and rest before continuing, I will practice for a while."

Jian Chaofa's face trembled.

Wan Li smiled, walked to the side of the bench press rack and lay on his back, pushing a 100KG barbell, and still had the energy to talk to Jianchao: "It's for your own good to let you lose weight, don't blame me."

Jian Chao shook his head: "No, it's good to get used to it, my second uncle is definitely more ruthless than you."

"How can you describe me as ruthless? Speaking of which, what kind of person is our second uncle?"

Jianchao smiled so that his face was full of flesh: "Why is it our second uncle?"

Wan Li was silent for a moment: "Chaochao, how about we form a friendship with Jinlan and make an alliance with blood?"

"You don't come here! You lied to me for popsicle money like this when you were young. How many times have we married Jinlan? Every time you swore, you said that you will share the blessings, and then...hahaha..."

Wan Li bitterly: "It's over, Chaochao won't marry me anymore."

"Jiejiejie! Our second uncle is Jianlai. He is 33 years old this year. He served as a soldier in his early years. One of the small group of people in the G class, of course he is a bit out of the forefront now, he has only been in the C class for a little over three months."

"It's amazing." Wan Li kept pushing, "What is he busy with now?"

"I don't know too well. It seems to be a personal trainer for a rich man. I don't know how he found the time to train me... Huh? How many times have you pushed Wanli?"

"No count, maybe five or six hundred."

"...I'm afraid this is not a fake [-]kg barbell." Jianchao murmured, "Wanli, you already have spiritual energy in your body, right?"

"Hehe, didn't I tell you that I awakened super powers? Director Liao won't let me reveal it, but you can guess."

Jianchao nodded thoughtfully, his fat face full of thoughts.

"Chaochao, do you think it is reliable to ask my second uncle to guide me in cultivation? Can he agree? It should be possible, I am so talented..."

"Oh!" Jianchao suddenly yelled, "I see, no wonder, no wonder, the ghost boy on the Internet is you!"

The corner of Wanli's mouth twitched: "No."

"It must be. The figure is the same as yours. I remember the second uncle mentioned that he is also in the group, and asked me to learn from him!"

Wan Li blinked: "It seems that my second uncle has a good impression of the ghost boy... That's right, that idiot is me!"

Jianchao's face turned fleshy, and his small eyes narrowed: "The young lady who took the photo of you, does the real person have beautiful pictures?"

Wan Li was taken aback, this attention really caught him off guard.

"Have you rested enough? Go run for another half an hour! Still caring about my little sister if you don't lose weight? Even the old grandma looks down on you!"

"Hey, I'm very popular among the old grandmas, and everyone can pinch their flesh." Jianchao muttered, stepped on the treadmill, and continued to lose weight...

"Look how proud you are." Wanli rehung the barbell on the rack and turned to the rowing machine.

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One weight loss, one practice, one day passed, and the strange feeling that I hadn't seen for more than three years gradually dissipated.After having dinner together, the two exchanged contact information and made an appointment to meet at the Qunhao Practice Club at the same time tomorrow.

Wan Li is very happy, not only because he can get a C-level second uncle to guide him tomorrow, but also because he has reconnected with an old friend.

Director Liao's words, "You don't look like you have many friends" are very heart-warming... Recommending this friend as a friend is worth two, which is full of weight!

Walking home humming a ditty, Wanli paused after returning downstairs, and the ditty instantly went out of tune.

"Are you back, Xiao Wan?"

"Sister Liu, is it really you?"

"Hehe, go downstairs and do some activities."

"Exercise is good, exercise is good." Wan Li nodded again and again, "Sunbathing is good for your health."

A smile appeared on Sister Liu's pale face: "It's been a long time, let's go back together?"

"Row!"

In front of the elevator, Wan Li frowned and said, "Sister Liu, the elevator was not broken when you got down, right?"

"No, does this elevator break down often?"

Wanli nodded, hesitated for a moment: "If you don't mind, I'll carry you up."

"I'll walk around and see for myself, and I'll trouble you if I can't walk anymore, Xiao Wan."

"Okay!"

Ten minutes later, on the eleventh floor, Wan Li bowed and put Sister Liu on his back, and continued to climb the stairs.

"Thank you, Xiaowan."

"It's okay, sister Liu, you are too light, about eighty catties? Are you malnourished..."

"I'm going to start practicing, Xiao Wan."

"Ah? Oh! That's good, come on!"

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