The offline life of the female zombie in the last days

Chapter 46

In the evening, Qiao Yan received a report that the tasks of the other two groups had been successfully completed.

Thirteen evolutionaries, not a few of them, were escorted to the capital intact.

As soon as the steaming food was served on the table, there was a knock on the gate of the courtyard.

Ben Zombie, who didn't want to eat the most, was the first to drop his chopsticks and stand up.

As soon as I opened the door, a figure rushed towards me.

"Eldest sister—eldest sister—"

With a bang, there was a bullet hole in the ground beside Huang Mao's feet.

"Hand slippery." Qiao Yan put the pistol that was emitting black smoke on the dining table.

"Woooooo..." Huang Mao stood aside aggrieved.

Anyway, it's an important person of the country, doesn't it matter?
"Dinner?" I asked, tilting my head.

"Wow... the rice from Big Sister's house, you must eat it!" Huang Mao's eyes lit up, and he nodded sharply.

After sitting at the table, Huang Mao yelled again: "Sister! Is this enough for you?! Come to my house, let's fill up——!"

Qiao Yan snorted heavily.

"...Very good, healthy..." Huang Mao shrugged his shoulders.

Although he said so in his mouth, Huang Mao was the fastest among the three of them planing rice. After a while, his rice bowl bottomed out.

"Have another bowl?" Qiao Yu asked.

"Okay...ah no! I'm not here to eat!!"

Huangmao screamed again.

"I'm really worried about your IQ." Qiao Yan calmly started to spoon the soup.

"Big sister! Big sister! I'm here to invite you to my birthday party tomorrow night!"

"what?"

"It's a party to celebrate my birth! Eldest sister, come too! Come on, come on! I've prepared all the dresses, you just come empty-handed! It must be very suitable! Wow, I can't wait..."

Some kind of crystal drops of water hung from Huangmao's mouth, which was lost in his imagination.

then……

"I'm warning you, if you let He He wear any strange clothes—"

"No, no, it's absolutely perfect!"

"Hehe, do you know how to wear it? Come out if you don't like it, we won't change it."

"Don't, big sister change—don't listen to him—"

Across the curtain, I stood in the fitting room and looked in the full-length mirror wondering, is there any difference between wearing it and not wearing it?

Well, since I'm allowed to wear it, let's wear it, I opened the curtain and walked out.

"It's great, it's great—eldest sister, your figure is really devil!!"

Qiao Yan covered his nose and blushed, and kicked Huang Mao's body one after another: "Change back! Hurry up and change back!"

"Are you mistaken! Whole wisps are fashionable—I was wrong—I was wrong—I'm sorry! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovy

"No change! Let's go!"

"Wooooow, I was really wrong, believe me! This set is absolutely beautiful! Don't go——don't—"

then……

"Little girl, your skin is so good, it is white and thin, and you look so beautiful, no wonder the young master likes it..." An aunt in her 30s was texting me.

"Hehe, are you alright?" Qiao Yan walked back and forth outside the curtain.

"You're not finished! It's just a haircut for Hehe, I'm dizzy from walking around—" Huangmao broke down.

"Hehe, how about I wrap it up for you?"

"...Please, please stop, please?"

Qiao Yan and Huang Mao's positions were completely reversed.

"Also, I obviously didn't invite you, so what are you doing here?! Cengfan?!"

"You think too much, I can't let Hehe come alone."

"Hehe is not a child! Why do you keep her as a pet?"

pet?Qiao Yan is my pet, okay?

"Don't worry about it." Qiao Yan's voice became cold.

"I don't want to take care of you, I'm Sister Guan—"

"Hehe, don't worry about it."

"you--"

"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, young master, the little girl is ready." The auntie smiled and opened the curtain, took my hand to lead me out, and yelled: "Are you sick? Your little girl!" My hands are so cold—”

"I'll do it." Qiao Yan grabbed my hand nervously and led me out of the dimly lit fitting room.

"Here, here is the wall mirror—" Huang Mao said.

The blinding white light hit me, making me close my eyes subconsciously.

"Big sister... there will never be anyone more beautiful than you tonight..." Huang Mao said in a daze.

I opened my eyes and looked at myself in the mirror.

"The champagne-colored sequined dress is so beautiful with my sister's complexion, and the cross-neck style I specially chose—your collarbone is so sexy, sister... Foul, foul, twinkle, mine My heart is going to explode—" Huang Mao covered his chest and let out a cry.

"..." Qiao Yan coughed dryly and turned his face, I could still see the red cloud behind his ears.

Why……?
I looked at myself in the mirror, speechless.

Why... dress me in shit-colored clothes...

This is why... has this zombie offended anyone...

"Oh, big sister, are you also intoxicated by yourself in the mirror?"

"My vision is number one in the world, wow Kaka Kaka..."

My hair...was curly too...

Hate……

No matter what, night fell at last, and Huangmao's shell-breaking party began.

In the wide open-air courtyard, there are more and more people in fine clothes. I really don’t know where these people usually hide. At this time, they all pour out. I thought there were only refugees left in the capital.

"Look, the people from the military department are there, and the people from the exchange group between the two countries are also on the side." Huang Mao pointed to a group of people in the center and said to us.

"Second Lieutenant Joe!"

Zhang Qingsheng in the crowd waved to us with a glass of wine.

"I won't go, I'll scold me if I don't mind." Huang Mao stuck out his tongue and ran away in a hurry.

"Captain Li, this is Second Lieutenant Qiao of our company, my favorite subordinate." Zhang Qingsheng said to the middle-aged man beside him.

"You are Qiao Yan? You are very famous at a young age." Captain Li looked Qiao Yan up and down, and smiled with satisfaction.

"The girl next to him is Comrade Hehe."

"It's you? The little girl who defeated the tracker?" Captain Li looked at me with dubious eyes. "Although I've heard it before, it's still too surprising. You really can't look at people... There are more and more talented young people. Old people like us should prepare to retire."

"Leader Li will continue to contribute to the country for decades, why are you talking about retiring at this time!" Zhang Qingsheng laughed.

"Save the secret weapon for later use, Second Lieutenant Qiao, come with me first." Captain Li smiled, and walked to the position of the exchange group between the two countries.

"Mr. Asakura, Mr. Park, good evening." Leader Li smiled and raised his glass, golden champagne rippling in the night.

"Mr. Li, good evening." The meticulously dressed Mr. Asakura bowed to Captain Li.

Eh, have the Japanese always been this humble...?
"En." Mr. Park snorted from his nostrils, and closed his jaw to Captain Li in response.

"This is Second Lieutenant Qiao from my regiment. He just rushed over after finishing his mission. He needs to pick up thirteen evolutionaries to Beijing. Time is running out."

Mr. Park's face immediately changed, but Mr. Asakura immediately congratulated: "Congratulations to your country! Now your country is the country with the most evolved people in Asia. On behalf of Japan, I offer my heartfelt congratulations!"

"Impossible! It must have been smuggled from my Republic of Korea—"

"Excuse me, can you speak Chinese?" Captain Li asked the dark-faced Mr. Park.

I looked at Qiao Yan, but he didn't respond either.

Don't you understand?

"I! Chinese is not good!" After speaking half a sentence in blunt Chinese, Mr. Park switched back to his mother tongue: "These despicable Chinese people can't surpass me, the Republic of Korea, they must be lying!"

"You are despicable. Your ancestral grave is despicable." I said.

The eyes of the people around me were all focused on me, Mr. Asakura looked surprised, and Mr. Park looked like he had eaten shit: "You, what are you talking about!"

"Greetings to your ancestral grave." I tilted my head to look at him.

"You——! Hmph! This is how you treat guests in China!" Mr. Park left all of us, turned his head and left angrily.

"Miss, your Korean seems to be very good?" Mr. Asakura smiled at me.

I shook my head.

"It's really modest." Mr. Asakura said to Captain Li: "There are not many young people like this now."

Captain Li was obviously also surprised: "You can also speak Korean?"

This is called Korean?Then I will.

I know more. When I was proud, I started to talk from memory.

"She... how many languages ​​did she speak?" Captain Li looked astonished.

"Master Amaterasu... I have heard at least thirteen different languages, this lady is a talented language person!"

Captain Li looked very complicated, obviously unable to connect the two unrelated words secret weapon and language talent for a while.

I was proud of myself, when I turned my eyes and saw Qiao Yan's face, I knew that I made him unhappy again...

(End of this chapter)