Almighty teacher
Chapter 1 A Different Personality
Chapter 1 A Different Personality
I had practiced taekwondo, but I couldn't bear the pain in my body. Before leaving, the coach said with great regret: It's really hard to find such a person who can handle the beating!There are not too many members in the family, except for Xiaohua who has been with me for three years, there are no other members. Recently, Xiaohua often goes hungry because I haven’t given him leftovers for several days. The reason: I can’t eat enough recently!He is more than 40 times shorter than Yao Ming.Visual acuity was 5.0 in both left and right eyes.Apart from surfing the Internet, there are no bad habits.Docile temperament, harmless to society.Purchasing object: Anyone who is beautiful can come and add me QQ181333188, please enter the word "Apply" in the QQ identity verification area, and at the end, I will mark a sentence: "If you are not a girl, don't bother!").
After Chu Han tapped Enter lightly, he turned off the computer. Outside the window, the sun shot into the room at a 45° angle. Xiao Hua was sleeping by the bed, and Master Kang’s instant noodle bucket was on the table. The packaged instant noodles may be eaten in bags next week. The reminder bills for electricity, water, and Internet fees have been left at the door for several days, and I have been too lazy to pay attention to them.It saves wasting time on MM online every day.
On the Internet, Chu Han completely used his real name: Chu Han.It’s convenient for everyone to contact, he can be seen in all major forums. Yesterday, I received a call from the boss. The content was very simple. I gave Chu Han a long vacation. Chu Han asked him when he could go to work. He said that he didn’t have to think about it for the rest of his life. Yes, if you really want to go to work, I suggest you go in your next life.
"Ah!" Chu Han, who had just stood up from the computer, yelled out the window, so comfortable!
"Crack!" The sound of closing the windows came from upstairs and downstairs at the same time.
"I knew it would happen, this is not the first time." Feeling in her pocket, there was less than 50 yuan left, Xiaohua lay on the ground looking at Chu Han, and was woken up by Chu Han's yelling.The yellow hair has lost its former glory.
"Here you are!" Chu Han found a box of canned dog food from the refrigerator, "Both of us have nothing to eat, this is the last can, you should deal with it tonight, if you are not full, go downstairs to find it yourself Order something to eat, people in the neighborhood know you, and they will give you some food for the sake of protecting the safety of the community rather than the property." After speaking, she walked out of the house wearing slippers, and Xiao Hua watched Chu Han go out.
The evening sun shone warmly on his body, wearing shorts, a wrinkled T-shirt, and messy hair seemed to be the symbol of Chu Han. When he walked to the gate of the community, there were a few yellow-haired punks standing by the roadside, The leader is called Xiao Hei, and he is quite strong. Chu Han will find him every time there is a fight. It is not a problem for one to fight five. After all, he has been a special soldier for two years.
"Brother Han!" Xiao Hei saw Chu Han come over to say hello, "Where are we going to play tonight?"
"Fuck!" Not far away, a very avant-garde girl was sitting on the back seat of a motorcycle, wearing a miniskirt, her face painted extremely coquettishly: "I have been waiting for more than an hour, and I am waiting for such a dirty person."
With a "slap", a slap hit the girl's face: "Die Sanba, shut your stinky mouth, this is our brother Han. You just say it to death." The one who hit was a man with an eagle tattoo on his arm Li Qiang.But no matter how you look at it, his eagle looks like a vulture.
"I haven't eaten yet, so go play. Also, don't come to me if you have nothing to do. I'm looking for a job." After speaking, Chu Han ignored the others and walked away.
"Brother Han! You won't be fired again!" Xiao Hei followed behind and asked curiously.
"It's not that I was fired, it was that I fired the boss and planned to take a long vacation for myself."
"How long?" Xiao Hei asked me while drinking canned beer.
"80 years!"
"Pfft!" The beer that Xiao Hei just drank vomited all over Chu Han, "Brother Han Han, you are free again!"
Chu Han was very dissatisfied. These were clothes bought from Semir's store, and the price was 48 yuan. "Be careful next time you stain my clothes and you will lose money."
"By the way, Brother Han. This is the protection fee collected yesterday, click it." As he spoke, he took out an envelope from his pocket and handed it to Chu Han.
Chu Han casually took a look at it, and it was about 2 yuan. "This month? It's more than last month!"
"This is only a part of the North District. If our sphere of influence expands, we will have money in the future."
"Take it and distribute it to the brothers. I still have to find a job. Don't bother me if I have nothing to do."
"Brother Han, you can take some of this money to eat, are you running out of money again?"
Chu Han ignored Xiao Hei. As a man, it would be an insult to him to admit that he had no money, but Chu Han did have no money.Work is the last word, the most urgent thing right now is to fill the stomach.
Walk two streets and walk to the food stall. You can buy a big bowl of Liangpi for three yuan, which is enough to fill your stomach, plus a bottle of beer. It is really beautiful.
"A bowl of Liangpi and a bottle of beer! Come right away!" The boss looked at Chu Han with a grin on his stomach.
"Wrong!" Chu Han was really upset. After all, there are beauties nearby. When he said this, he obviously let go of my financial situation, and I couldn't help it if I wanted to be grand: "I want a bottle of beer and a bowl of Liangpi!" The boss curled his lips, reluctantly making Liangpi.
A glass of draft beer was placed on the table, Chu Han patted his stomach, and was about to take a big sip, when two little women walked over, and the one walking in front was a long-haired woman in white work clothes, with soft hair Hanging down, Chu Han swallowed secretly, thinking: Eighty points!The other one was a little less impressive, but still passed.
"Hey! You go to the table over there." The woman behind looked at Chu Han and ordered: "There is only one chair over there."
Normally, when facing beauties, Chu Han always maintains a gentleman's demeanor, but now facing such beauties, Chu Han can only pretend to be a rascal, if he just goes like this, it's really too low!
"Why don't you take a chair over there?" After finishing speaking, Chu Han continued to drink his beer, and the boss didn't know where to put the cool skin.Obviously, he also wanted to please beautiful women.
"Hey! I said, why are you so unmannered?" The girl continued, "Such a big man is so stingy. I really don't know what else you don't care about."
"Afro, I won't change positions today, do you have any ideas?" After finishing speaking, Chu Han looked at the girl proudly.
Afro sat opposite me very angrily, "I'll just sit here today, and I'll see if you can go."
"Feifei, let's go over there." The woman in white gave me a disdainful look, and didn't say anything further.
"No." The girl sitting across from me gave a weird smile and shouted loudly: "You bastard, go away, I don't want to know you, why are you still hanging on to me, you are so shameless!"
"Pfft!", this time it was Chu Han who sprayed every drop of the beer he just drank on the girl opposite him!Seriously stimulated!
"Ah!" There was a scream, which attracted countless eyes, and some people even wanted to come over with wine bottles. The big thing is not good. Now it seems that those people will believe what she says. After all, there are too many girls in this society who want to court girls. up.
run!leave!run!Flash people!
After Chu Han ran out of three streets in one breath, he felt relieved and drank a glass of free beer.The stall owner will inevitably be sad for a while.
Still wanting to fill his stomach, Chu Han was wandering around the streets in slippers, tired of walking, squatting on the side of the road, watching the crowds coming and going, and kept thinking which beauty had white legs and which beauty had long legs!
"Ding Dang!" Chu Han got up and wanted to yell, someone thought he was a beggar, but seeing that it was a little girl who threw the coin, he had to suppress his anger.The little girl was frightened by Chu Han, and a middle-aged woman not far away called out: "Yaya, go." The little girl ran away without looking back.
"Am I really like a beggar like this?" Chu Han looked at his clothes, and it was really unacceptable.He said to himself: "Looks like it's time to pack it!" He took out his old mobile phone and called Xiao Hei: "Come and pick me up, I'm here on Huancheng North Road!"
"Received, Brother Han." Xiao Hei hung up the phone, and not long after, he appeared in front of Chu Han, driving an authentic smuggled Harley, wearing tight black clothes, looking extraordinarily imposing.
"Brother Han, where are we going?"
"Money is tight, and I'm going out to ask for money. Which venue is hotter recently?"
"Dragon Soul Nightclub has been doing well recently, and I haven't been there for a long time. I don't know how that fat pig is doing now."
"Then let's go there. Let's find out the living expenses for the next month first. It's really not human to live without money."
"Brother Han! If you don't have any money, say ah, the monthly protection fee is so much, why don't you take whatever you want? Why bother looking for a job every day, just to see the face of the boss. Brothers are so happy to hang out together!"
"That's what you think. You keep the protection fee, and you waste as much as you charge. I want to use my own hands to create wealth."
"If you can work with peace of mind, I, Xiao Hei, will be your little flower in the next life!"
Inside the Dragon Soul Nightclub.
Chu Han and Xiao Hei walked to a corner side by side. It was not dark yet, and many people had already come here, which showed how good the business was.Not long after, a waiter came over, bent down and said, "What do you two want?"
"Have a dozen beers!" Xiao Hei took out Bao Zhonghua, "Go outside and bring me some KFC chicken drumsticks."
The waiter stepped back respectfully, Xiao Hei took out a Zhongnanhai and handed it to Chu Han, Chu Han shook his head, and took out a pack of Zhongnanhai for six yuan from his trouser pocket, "Your cigarettes are too high-end, I still like Zhongnanhai , six yuan is enough for me to smoke for two days."
"Damn!" Xiao Hei hurriedly turned on the lighter and lit the cigarette on Chu Han's mouth, then lit his own, exhaled and said, "You are our big brother, let me ask you, who in this North City doesn't know the existence of our Speeding Clan? The game will also give us three points of face, but look at what your big brother looks like now!"
"Keep your voice down!" Chu Han also exhaled smoke rings and said, "You are afraid that others will not know that you are a gangster. Besides, the speeders are very famous, but who knows me, Chu Han? Little Four, Donkey, Ah Qiang You are much more famous than me, and you are almost becoming the idols of junior and high school students."
"We still hang out with you! Junior high school didn't learn how to fight well and dragged us. I didn't expect that I would come back to hang out with you after I was discharged from the army. I can't bear to see you like this!"
"Isn't it good that I am doing this now? You spend as much money as you charge, and I will continue to look for my job. Although I am poor today, don't I rely on my own efforts to seek money? Look at the other side The man in the corner who is wearing a suit and licking his stomach will be begging for money in a while!"
"Ah? I'm not here to collect protection fees!" Xiao Hei looked disappointed!
"Did I say that I want to collect protection money?" Chu Han looked at the slippers on his feet. If he wears this outfit and collects protection money, he will be surprised if his legs don't get broken!
After a while, the waiter released all the food from the little black spots, and Chu Han ate it in big gulps, completely ignoring the image problem, and finally guessed the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand, raised his head, and said, "Let's go, let's go and make money!" Finished, stood up and walked towards the man opposite.
The man on the opposite side is not alone, but this man sitting in the middle, he looks like a leader at first glance, there are some people on the left and right, and of course, some of them are hostesses!
(End of this chapter)
I had practiced taekwondo, but I couldn't bear the pain in my body. Before leaving, the coach said with great regret: It's really hard to find such a person who can handle the beating!There are not too many members in the family, except for Xiaohua who has been with me for three years, there are no other members. Recently, Xiaohua often goes hungry because I haven’t given him leftovers for several days. The reason: I can’t eat enough recently!He is more than 40 times shorter than Yao Ming.Visual acuity was 5.0 in both left and right eyes.Apart from surfing the Internet, there are no bad habits.Docile temperament, harmless to society.Purchasing object: Anyone who is beautiful can come and add me QQ181333188, please enter the word "Apply" in the QQ identity verification area, and at the end, I will mark a sentence: "If you are not a girl, don't bother!").
After Chu Han tapped Enter lightly, he turned off the computer. Outside the window, the sun shot into the room at a 45° angle. Xiao Hua was sleeping by the bed, and Master Kang’s instant noodle bucket was on the table. The packaged instant noodles may be eaten in bags next week. The reminder bills for electricity, water, and Internet fees have been left at the door for several days, and I have been too lazy to pay attention to them.It saves wasting time on MM online every day.
On the Internet, Chu Han completely used his real name: Chu Han.It’s convenient for everyone to contact, he can be seen in all major forums. Yesterday, I received a call from the boss. The content was very simple. I gave Chu Han a long vacation. Chu Han asked him when he could go to work. He said that he didn’t have to think about it for the rest of his life. Yes, if you really want to go to work, I suggest you go in your next life.
"Ah!" Chu Han, who had just stood up from the computer, yelled out the window, so comfortable!
"Crack!" The sound of closing the windows came from upstairs and downstairs at the same time.
"I knew it would happen, this is not the first time." Feeling in her pocket, there was less than 50 yuan left, Xiaohua lay on the ground looking at Chu Han, and was woken up by Chu Han's yelling.The yellow hair has lost its former glory.
"Here you are!" Chu Han found a box of canned dog food from the refrigerator, "Both of us have nothing to eat, this is the last can, you should deal with it tonight, if you are not full, go downstairs to find it yourself Order something to eat, people in the neighborhood know you, and they will give you some food for the sake of protecting the safety of the community rather than the property." After speaking, she walked out of the house wearing slippers, and Xiao Hua watched Chu Han go out.
The evening sun shone warmly on his body, wearing shorts, a wrinkled T-shirt, and messy hair seemed to be the symbol of Chu Han. When he walked to the gate of the community, there were a few yellow-haired punks standing by the roadside, The leader is called Xiao Hei, and he is quite strong. Chu Han will find him every time there is a fight. It is not a problem for one to fight five. After all, he has been a special soldier for two years.
"Brother Han!" Xiao Hei saw Chu Han come over to say hello, "Where are we going to play tonight?"
"Fuck!" Not far away, a very avant-garde girl was sitting on the back seat of a motorcycle, wearing a miniskirt, her face painted extremely coquettishly: "I have been waiting for more than an hour, and I am waiting for such a dirty person."
With a "slap", a slap hit the girl's face: "Die Sanba, shut your stinky mouth, this is our brother Han. You just say it to death." The one who hit was a man with an eagle tattoo on his arm Li Qiang.But no matter how you look at it, his eagle looks like a vulture.
"I haven't eaten yet, so go play. Also, don't come to me if you have nothing to do. I'm looking for a job." After speaking, Chu Han ignored the others and walked away.
"Brother Han! You won't be fired again!" Xiao Hei followed behind and asked curiously.
"It's not that I was fired, it was that I fired the boss and planned to take a long vacation for myself."
"How long?" Xiao Hei asked me while drinking canned beer.
"80 years!"
"Pfft!" The beer that Xiao Hei just drank vomited all over Chu Han, "Brother Han Han, you are free again!"
Chu Han was very dissatisfied. These were clothes bought from Semir's store, and the price was 48 yuan. "Be careful next time you stain my clothes and you will lose money."
"By the way, Brother Han. This is the protection fee collected yesterday, click it." As he spoke, he took out an envelope from his pocket and handed it to Chu Han.
Chu Han casually took a look at it, and it was about 2 yuan. "This month? It's more than last month!"
"This is only a part of the North District. If our sphere of influence expands, we will have money in the future."
"Take it and distribute it to the brothers. I still have to find a job. Don't bother me if I have nothing to do."
"Brother Han, you can take some of this money to eat, are you running out of money again?"
Chu Han ignored Xiao Hei. As a man, it would be an insult to him to admit that he had no money, but Chu Han did have no money.Work is the last word, the most urgent thing right now is to fill the stomach.
Walk two streets and walk to the food stall. You can buy a big bowl of Liangpi for three yuan, which is enough to fill your stomach, plus a bottle of beer. It is really beautiful.
"A bowl of Liangpi and a bottle of beer! Come right away!" The boss looked at Chu Han with a grin on his stomach.
"Wrong!" Chu Han was really upset. After all, there are beauties nearby. When he said this, he obviously let go of my financial situation, and I couldn't help it if I wanted to be grand: "I want a bottle of beer and a bowl of Liangpi!" The boss curled his lips, reluctantly making Liangpi.
A glass of draft beer was placed on the table, Chu Han patted his stomach, and was about to take a big sip, when two little women walked over, and the one walking in front was a long-haired woman in white work clothes, with soft hair Hanging down, Chu Han swallowed secretly, thinking: Eighty points!The other one was a little less impressive, but still passed.
"Hey! You go to the table over there." The woman behind looked at Chu Han and ordered: "There is only one chair over there."
Normally, when facing beauties, Chu Han always maintains a gentleman's demeanor, but now facing such beauties, Chu Han can only pretend to be a rascal, if he just goes like this, it's really too low!
"Why don't you take a chair over there?" After finishing speaking, Chu Han continued to drink his beer, and the boss didn't know where to put the cool skin.Obviously, he also wanted to please beautiful women.
"Hey! I said, why are you so unmannered?" The girl continued, "Such a big man is so stingy. I really don't know what else you don't care about."
"Afro, I won't change positions today, do you have any ideas?" After finishing speaking, Chu Han looked at the girl proudly.
Afro sat opposite me very angrily, "I'll just sit here today, and I'll see if you can go."
"Feifei, let's go over there." The woman in white gave me a disdainful look, and didn't say anything further.
"No." The girl sitting across from me gave a weird smile and shouted loudly: "You bastard, go away, I don't want to know you, why are you still hanging on to me, you are so shameless!"
"Pfft!", this time it was Chu Han who sprayed every drop of the beer he just drank on the girl opposite him!Seriously stimulated!
"Ah!" There was a scream, which attracted countless eyes, and some people even wanted to come over with wine bottles. The big thing is not good. Now it seems that those people will believe what she says. After all, there are too many girls in this society who want to court girls. up.
run!leave!run!Flash people!
After Chu Han ran out of three streets in one breath, he felt relieved and drank a glass of free beer.The stall owner will inevitably be sad for a while.
Still wanting to fill his stomach, Chu Han was wandering around the streets in slippers, tired of walking, squatting on the side of the road, watching the crowds coming and going, and kept thinking which beauty had white legs and which beauty had long legs!
"Ding Dang!" Chu Han got up and wanted to yell, someone thought he was a beggar, but seeing that it was a little girl who threw the coin, he had to suppress his anger.The little girl was frightened by Chu Han, and a middle-aged woman not far away called out: "Yaya, go." The little girl ran away without looking back.
"Am I really like a beggar like this?" Chu Han looked at his clothes, and it was really unacceptable.He said to himself: "Looks like it's time to pack it!" He took out his old mobile phone and called Xiao Hei: "Come and pick me up, I'm here on Huancheng North Road!"
"Received, Brother Han." Xiao Hei hung up the phone, and not long after, he appeared in front of Chu Han, driving an authentic smuggled Harley, wearing tight black clothes, looking extraordinarily imposing.
"Brother Han, where are we going?"
"Money is tight, and I'm going out to ask for money. Which venue is hotter recently?"
"Dragon Soul Nightclub has been doing well recently, and I haven't been there for a long time. I don't know how that fat pig is doing now."
"Then let's go there. Let's find out the living expenses for the next month first. It's really not human to live without money."
"Brother Han! If you don't have any money, say ah, the monthly protection fee is so much, why don't you take whatever you want? Why bother looking for a job every day, just to see the face of the boss. Brothers are so happy to hang out together!"
"That's what you think. You keep the protection fee, and you waste as much as you charge. I want to use my own hands to create wealth."
"If you can work with peace of mind, I, Xiao Hei, will be your little flower in the next life!"
Inside the Dragon Soul Nightclub.
Chu Han and Xiao Hei walked to a corner side by side. It was not dark yet, and many people had already come here, which showed how good the business was.Not long after, a waiter came over, bent down and said, "What do you two want?"
"Have a dozen beers!" Xiao Hei took out Bao Zhonghua, "Go outside and bring me some KFC chicken drumsticks."
The waiter stepped back respectfully, Xiao Hei took out a Zhongnanhai and handed it to Chu Han, Chu Han shook his head, and took out a pack of Zhongnanhai for six yuan from his trouser pocket, "Your cigarettes are too high-end, I still like Zhongnanhai , six yuan is enough for me to smoke for two days."
"Damn!" Xiao Hei hurriedly turned on the lighter and lit the cigarette on Chu Han's mouth, then lit his own, exhaled and said, "You are our big brother, let me ask you, who in this North City doesn't know the existence of our Speeding Clan? The game will also give us three points of face, but look at what your big brother looks like now!"
"Keep your voice down!" Chu Han also exhaled smoke rings and said, "You are afraid that others will not know that you are a gangster. Besides, the speeders are very famous, but who knows me, Chu Han? Little Four, Donkey, Ah Qiang You are much more famous than me, and you are almost becoming the idols of junior and high school students."
"We still hang out with you! Junior high school didn't learn how to fight well and dragged us. I didn't expect that I would come back to hang out with you after I was discharged from the army. I can't bear to see you like this!"
"Isn't it good that I am doing this now? You spend as much money as you charge, and I will continue to look for my job. Although I am poor today, don't I rely on my own efforts to seek money? Look at the other side The man in the corner who is wearing a suit and licking his stomach will be begging for money in a while!"
"Ah? I'm not here to collect protection fees!" Xiao Hei looked disappointed!
"Did I say that I want to collect protection money?" Chu Han looked at the slippers on his feet. If he wears this outfit and collects protection money, he will be surprised if his legs don't get broken!
After a while, the waiter released all the food from the little black spots, and Chu Han ate it in big gulps, completely ignoring the image problem, and finally guessed the corners of his mouth with the back of his hand, raised his head, and said, "Let's go, let's go and make money!" Finished, stood up and walked towards the man opposite.
The man on the opposite side is not alone, but this man sitting in the middle, he looks like a leader at first glance, there are some people on the left and right, and of course, some of them are hostesses!
(End of this chapter)
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