Almighty teacher

Chapter 2 Hit... Hit... Hit and rob!

What Chu Han despises the most is this kind of person. In front of the public, he is a perfect servant of the people, but in front of women, he is a wolf, showing his face!Xiao Hei walked in front very skillfully, pretending to be drunk, and threw himself on the table in front of the sofa. Immediately, all the wine bottles on the table fell to the ground, causing screams from several escort girls.

"Are you blind?" A man stood up, wanting to be brave in front of the leader, and shouted loudly: "If you don't know how to drink, don't come to this kind of place, and give us Director Wu Wu a gift."

Xiao Hei stood up again, stared at the other party with straight eyes, and said coldly: "I tell you, if you spend 1000 yuan, I will treat this as impossible today. I don't know which bastard kicked it!" My feet. All of Pierre Cardin's clothes are dirty. If you don't give me an explanation, no one will leave today."

When Xiao Hei said this, he wanted to irritate the other party, so that Chu Han would have a chance to continue acting.

"You're awesome!" The man grabbed a wine bottle and wanted to smash Xiao Hei, but after moving the bottle in his hand for a long time, he didn't dare to smash it.Director Wu, who had been silent all this time, said: "Young man, there are so many people here, don't make yourself uncomfortable, we are not scared too much, I don't care about you, you can go."

"Leave?" Xiao Hei frowned, and shouted loudly: "No, if he takes out 1000 quick cash, no one will be able to leave."

"You don't want to face him!" Another man stood up and wanted to hit someone. At this time, the security guards of the bar rushed over, saying that they were security guards, and they were trained thugs. Niu B came over, and when he saw Xiao Hei, he put down his airs.

The boss got the news that this evil star, Xiao Hei, had come again, hurried over, and said with a smile, "Brother Xiao Hei is so free to come over tonight."

Xiao Hei pointed at the boss very arrogantly and said: "You don't need to participate in tonight's affairs, take your people and go away, my brother is outside, these bastards think I'm farting, I won't spank tonight If I break the opponent's leg, I'm not a member of the Speed ​​Race."

Director Wu frowned when he heard about the Speeding Clan. He had heard of such a crazy underworld organization. He stood up and smiled apologetically, "Brother is from the Speeding Clan. Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!" After that, a group of people really came in at the door, all of them were not kind. When they saw Xiao Hei, they lowered their heads and shouted together: "Brother Hei!"

Xiao Hei pointed to Director Wu and said, "Hit me hard, it's just right to break a leg!"

Seeing that the time was almost up, Chu Han walked out and said, "Isn't this Brother Hei! Why are you so free to play tonight!"

Xiao Hei pretended to be very surprised and said: "Ah! It's been a long time. I didn't expect to cause some trouble when I came out to play tonight."

"What matter will be resolved in a while, let's go over and have a few drinks." After finishing speaking, Xiao Hei was about to leave. Come over after a few drinks, don't let them leave here, I'll do it myself in a while, this time I don't even want to give me any money, just this breath!"

Chu Han took Xiao Hei to sit on a nearby table. Director Wu's face was livid, and the man who just pretended to be B was even more frightened. He didn't expect to offend someone from the Speeding Race, and he didn't dare to guarantee his safety when he went out. .Too late to regret it!

After two glasses of wine, Xiao Hei deliberately pretended to go to the toilet and left Chu Han. After all, Director Wu is a gangster in the officialdom, so he seized this opportunity and hurriedly stood up. Han's mind is so accurate every time, but the play still has to go on, he shouted loudly: "Sit down! You are not allowed to move!"

Director Wu bowed his head and said, "That's my friend. I'll go over and say a few words. You can look at me. I won't go far!"

The younger brother pretended to be hesitant, but Director Wu hurriedly said, "We are really old friends!"

"Then you go! Don't even think about calling the police. Let me tell you, we can definitely break your leg before the police come and run away without a trace. As for whether you will be hit by a car when you go out in the future, we can't ensure!"

"Yes! Yes, yes!" Director Wu seemed to be grasping at straws. He was completely unlucky tonight. He was actually approached by such a master. He walked up to Chu Han and said with a smile: "My friend and the one who just drank are a little bit different." friendship?"

Chu Han nodded and said, "The last time I saw him bleeding from the side of the road, I saved him once, that's all. We became friends afterward!"

Director Wu showed joy, "I had a little misunderstanding with that friend just now, can you see if you can?"

"Let me adjust it for you, right? That's easy to say!"

"Thank you, friend! This is my business card!" As he spoke, he took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Chu Han.Chu Han glanced at him, he was actually a member of the Provincial Department of Education, and it seemed that the official was not young!

"That's easy to say, is this my business card?" Chu Han took out his pocket with a dignified appearance, he had never seen what his own business card looked like since he grew up. "Hey! The wallet was stolen!" Chu Han pretended to be surprised and said: "What should I do now! The drink bill has not been paid yet, and the parking fee at the door is dizzy!"

Director Wu hastily took out his wallet, took out a few hundred-yuan bills, and said, "My friend, use it first, I still have a little money here."

"How embarrassing is that!" Chu Han "refuses" and said, "We have nothing to do with each other."

Xiao Hei, who was hiding in the dark in the distance, saw that it was almost done, and walked over, deliberately making a loud noise. Director Wu saw Xiao Hei approaching, and without waiting for Chu Han to finish speaking, he hurriedly said: "That's it, no need You're welcome, I'm going back first!"

Chu Han smiled faintly after he turned around.A few hundred yuan was cheated again!
After Xiao Hei came back, Chu Han signaled that everything was settled, Xiao Hei waved his hand, and a dozen younger brothers walked out one after another.Director Wu looked at Chu Han with grateful eyes. If he knew that all of this was designed by Chu Han, he wouldn't faint!

Xiao Hei walked out with his arms around Chu Han's shoulders.

"It's boring!" Chu Han counted the hundreds of dollars he "cheated", "Next week's living expenses will be up again, you should learn a little bit, don't fight and kill all day long to make money, use your brain, wisdom is The best way to make money! Of course, you must be as educated as I am!"

"Bah!" Xiao Hei spat and said, "You should rest, I won't help you act next time, it's getting late, we have to go back to work, you can go wherever you want!" said After that, boarded his own Harley and disappeared at the end of the street.

Chu Han took a few hundred dollars of spoils and took an unlocked bicycle and started the journey home. Of course, before entering the community, he would throw away the bicycle. Taken away by others!

Excited to turn on the computer, tonight's income can be regarded as a small fortune.But after turning on the computer and boarding the forum, wow!Chu Han was almost scared and sat on the ground. The moderator of the NetEase forum was doing a spoof, and actually set his "marriage notice" on the top, and it was the headline. If you look at other comments about him, you can almost see his "marriage notice" The following is a mess by the top of the netizen! QQ messages are constantly flowing, and the information of replies to posts is all kinds of strange!
"Handsome guy? Isn't it a cricket's cricket?"

"Lord! You don't have to say that about yourself if you can't find a wife, right? Tell me the truth! I'm a Superman on Earth!"

"The one who went upstairs, mine is Cosmic Superman!"

"If you're handsome, you don't need to post here!"

"I like men, I am also a man, if you think there is development, you can contact me"

There are countless posts like this, Chu Han finds it funny, there are more than ten emails in the QQ mailbox, and when Chu Han is about to read the emails, a strange window pops up, inviting Chu Han to join a group, the group The name of the invitation is "Six Color Space", and the ID name of the invitation is Six Color Snow Flower.You can tell it's Meimei's online name at a glance.

Chu Han joined in without hesitation. There were only four people in the group, six-color snowflakes, six-color rainbows, six-color dazzling colors, and six-color Manwu.When Chu Han's name appeared in the space, the four beauties greeted together, but each of them used their own unique way!

Six-Colored Snow Flower: "The handsome guy is so talented, and I admire my little sister."

Six-Colored Rainbow: "I didn't expect you to be tricked into it by Snowflake!"

Six Colors Dazzling: "Can you two be gentle, such a high profile will scare people, Chu Han ignores them, they are neurotic!"

Liucolor Manwu: "Hello, my name is Manwu, I think you are very humorous, can I get to know you?"

Facing four beauties with different personalities, Chu Han didn't know what to do, so he had to use his big face ability and typed on the keyboard: "I first arrived in Baodi, and I met four beauties. Xiaosheng is polite. I don't know how many beauties will be." What is my purpose of bringing this place?"

Six Color Snow Flower: "You can write a genius love letter, of course I want to communicate with you more, why don't you want to?"

Chu Han: "How could it be? Could it be that Meimei is interested in me?"

Six Colors Dazzling: "Snow Flower, don't talk so nicely, let's talk about fair competition!"

Chu Han was taken aback when he saw the colorful words of the six colors, and obviously felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the air.What are these girls doing?Suddenly, Chu Han wondered if these four were girls!
Liu Se Man Wu: "Chu Han, I added you as a friend, why didn't you respond?"

When Man Wu's words appeared on the screen, Chu Han came back to his senses and saw that there were indeed news on QQ, but there were a lot of news. Four girls added him at the same time. Chu Han accepted them one by one, and then edited the four into a group. in.Quickly hide QQ.

Six-color Rainbow: "Isn't it just a man with two legs? What's so strange!" When Six-color Rainbow finished posting this message in the group, the profile picture of Six-color Rainbow also jumped up in Chu Han's QQ, Chu Han Han Man casually opened it, and Chu Han almost spat out the words on it: "Let's have a private chat, you can't beat those girls, I know you're lustful, let's use you as an experiment!"

Chu Han sent eight back in a row.

Six-color Snow Flower in the group said: "The marriage notice is too personal, I really consider whether to date you or not!"

Chu Han felt bad, these four beauties were too weird.On the other side of the computer, four girls were sitting together laughing and laughing.

Facing four unfamiliar IDs, Chu Han was really dizzy. Now that he had broken into the other party's "sphere of influence", he continued, and said in the group with a big face: "Don't worry, girls, I am an Arab nationality. Marry four wives!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the four crushes in the group almost expressed their opinions.

Six-color Snowflake: "Pervert!"

Six-Colored Rainbow: "Super!"

Colorful six colors: "I have the opportunity to go abroad!"

Six Color Man Dance: "Four to four! I have no objection!"

Chu Han: "It's better to be Manwu Meimei!" After speaking, he smiled lewdly.

"Let's talk next time! I'm going to work!" Liu Se Man Wu left a sentence, and the profile picture quickly turned black.Chu Han opened Liucolormanwu's profile, and was surprised to find that the other party was actually from the same city as himself.

"Hey!" Six-color Snow Flower sent Chu Han a shaking window, saying, "I'm still thinking about my sister Manwu! Be careful of your saliva!"

Chu Han curled his lips, and typed on the keyboard: "Three beauties, don't play with me anymore, okay? I can't bear it anymore! What's your purpose? I'm really a poor bachelor!"

Six-Colored Snow Flower: "We are just here to help you solve the problem of being single! Miss Ben is very kind!"

Chu Han opened the hacking tool and checked the other party's IP address.Sure enough, it was in Beicheng District.

"But dear, why aren't you by my side?" Chu Han's old cell phone rang, and Xiao Hei said more than once, your ringtone is too gentle, we gangsters need to have some domineering names, such as: Glorious Years .

In fact, Chu Han wanted to change it a long time ago, but the data cable of the phone was lost, so it was impossible to change it.The mobile phone is so broken that it doesn't even have Bluetooth, let alone any other cash settings!

"Hello?" Chu Han answered the phone without looking at it.

On the other side of the phone, Ah Qiang said out of breath, "Brother Hanhan's donkey has been kidnapped!"

"Kidnapping?" Chu Han was suspicious, and then asked, "What's going on?"

"The donkey raced with those bastards in Nancheng today. I lent him my 'time'. You know my time. The speed is super abnormal. The donkey is far ahead in less than three laps."

"Choose the key point!" Chu Han looked at the words on the computer screen, and the six-color snowflake had already sent several dithering windows.

"The donkey was plotted against on the last lap, and my 'time' was broken. I was also kidnapped by those bastards in Nancheng. I have sent a message. If you want someone, it is eleven o'clock tonight. Bring money. Acquaintances from the past!"

"Bring money?" Chu Han immediately became angry when he heard the word "money". He jumped up and stepped on the chair with his left foot, while Xiaohua ran to other rooms in a frightened "swoosh". "Where are you? I'm going over now, grandma's, and I actually blackmailed me!"

"We're at the headquarters! Brother Han, when will you arrive?"

"Wait, I'll be there right away, copy guys and fuck them!" After finishing speaking, Chu Han hung up the phone and sent a message in the group: Girls, I have something to do tonight, let's talk next time.

(End of this chapter)