Almighty teacher

Chapter 264 Happy Birthday
Chu Han raised his head, and a huge thing rushed towards his face. Before he could react, Chu Han only felt his body sticky.And the people around him all burst into laughter.Especially Donkey and Xiao Hei, they almost hugged each other.

Chu Han's body was covered with butter, and a large piece of cake with a diameter of more than one meter fell on Chu Han's body.

"Cake?" Chu Han looked at the huge cake beside him, "Waste it! You prodigal sons!"

The two cleaners quickly cleaned up the cake on the ground, but the cake on Chu Han's body could not be cleaned. There was cream all over his face and head.Huang Xiaoli looked at the women around her, Leng Ruoxi, Wang Han, Dong Yunting, Peng Xiaoyu!They were all her own formidable competitors. She didn't know that there was another very powerful player, Ye Qiuling, who was not here at the moment.

But as many women know, Xuanxuan, the strongest competitor, is no more.

He was almost laughing, and Chu Han was almost depressed. How could he be so unlucky?In front of big brother, he still has to be teased by these people.Really speechless.After a while.

The crowd naturally gave way, and Li Xiaolu walked in front of a "mountain".And the "mountain" moved towards Chu Han little by little.Chu Han raised his head and stared. "No way! Such a big cake."

Leng Ruoxi smiled and said, "This cake is a 25-layer cake with a diameter of two meters and a height of three meters. There are 25 candles on it.

Chu Han tilted his head and looked at Li Xiaolu who was walking over, with cream still hanging on his face, making Li Xiaolu dumbfounded.

"Are you 25 years old?" Chu Han asked, "Not really."

Li Xiaolu smiled sweetly, stepped forward, jumped up and kissed Chu Han's face, not one or two who almost fainted!And Li Xiaolu had a little butter on her mouth, stuck out her pink tongue, ate the cream from the corner of her mouth, and said with a smile: "Happy birthday, Teacher Chu."

Chu Han was dumbfounded.Standing there blankly, after a while, "Birthday? Whose? Mine?"

"Yeah!" Li Xiaolu nodded heavily, "Mr. Chu, this concert is specially for you. Today is your 25th birthday. You have even forgotten your own birthday!"

The donkey stepped forward and said, "Brother Han! This is absolutely true. Xiaoyi and sister Ruoxi went to your orphanage to investigate. You were born on this day 25 years ago. Absolutely true. "

Lu Hao added: "I'm suffocating to death! You all know that I have a quick mouth and can't hide any secrets. Every time I see me, I want to tell today's secrets. Now it's over. Hurry up! Blow out the candles and eat the cake !"

Chu Han raised his head and looked at the three-meter-high cake with a one-meter-high candle on it, blowing out the candles?How to blow it!However, at this moment, Chu Han was touched in his heart. He was an orphan, and this was the first time in his life that he celebrated such a grand birthday.

Leng Ruoxi said: "Xiaoyu carefully designed the shape of the cake for you. Find a way to go up. This is also a difficult problem. And Xiao Hei also said that you will definitely be able to climb up. I will give you the top of the cake." What about presents?"

"Brother Han, come on!" Xiao Hei shouted loudly: "I believe you can go up. Go!"

"Rush? How do you rush?" Chu Han looked at Xiao Hei, and said, "You think I'm a Superman? Buy a red strip and put it on the outside to be a Superman. But Brother Han, I don't even have red now!"

The donkey shouted from the side: "Brother Han, if you can't eat the cake and get the gifts on it, we fellow men will lose face. This is a trap set up by their little girls!"

What the donkey said was nothing more than a stark confrontation between the two groups.The female compatriots borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, "Chu Han is going to embarrass the man. I can't go up."

Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Lu Hao stepped forward and hugged one of Chu Han's thighs, "Come here and help! Throw this kid up, we can't let the female compatriots win, hit each other! Hit feminism"

Little Hei rolled his eyes, "This idea is good! Come over and help some people! Come here! Throw this pig up there."

"No!" Chu Han was struggling, donkey, Xiao Hei, Liu Gang, Li Tie.These four most powerful men pulled Chu Han's limbs.Zhao Hu shouted from the side: "Listen to my slogan one two three take off"

Chu Han was in the air, looking at the people below, he was about to cry.Let's have a birthday!When I celebrate your birthdays, they are all warm and romantic. Now it's my turn, why are you just playing with me like this?Did I offend you!cry.

"Plop!" There was a muffled sound.Chu Han disappeared into the high school, and there was a white hole on the side.Chu Han only felt that he had fallen into a sponge.Cut off from the rest of the world.

The concert gradually came to an end during the spoof of Chu Han's birthday party!Don't bother.

On Monday morning, Chu Han was wearing the same discounted T-shirt and scrapped shorts, and Chu Han was in the classroom.There is no class yet. , the students repeated the activities that should be done every morning, putting on makeup, flirting, and watching Wang Haitao send a large bouquet of roses.

Huang Xiaoli came in with catwalks, stood at the door, and said to Chu Han, "Get ready. Students who apply for CET-[-] will have an exam tomorrow morning. The final exam will be next Thursday. Please pay attention to the latest news of the school below during the exam time!"

"Ah" there was a sigh.After Huang Xiaoli finished speaking, she turned around and left without even looking at Chu Han.

Chu Han jumped off the desk and ran to Huang Xiaoli, "Beauty! Why are you ignoring me?"

"Hehe" Huang Xiaoli laughed, looked at Chu Han, and asked, "Why do you think I should talk to you? Do you want me to scold you for getting off the table? I am speechless to you now."

Chu Han said with a deadpan face, "Look, both of us"

"Don't say it!" Huang Xiaoli interrupted Chu Han, "If you dare to speak out about this matter, I will never end with you! Hmph!"

"What's the matter?" Chu Han asked like a rascal, "You told me not to tell anything? I"

"You are shameless! Obscene!" Huang Xiaoli blushed, gave Chu Han a hard look, turned around and left.Chu Han looked at Huang Xiaoli's back, twisting and turning.I am very emotional, since Huang Xiaoli changed offices, I still have to find a chance if I want to see one.

Go back to class.Everyone was honest, and everyone looked at Chu Han.Chu Han also guessed why, and shouted loudly: "What's wrong? Why are you all sluggish? You have to take the exam and you're scared? This is not your style!"

"Brother Han" Ding Xiaodou cried and said, "We all know you are a good person. You are handsome! Really! How can you see death without saving your life? What are you going to do with CET-[-]!"

"I don't know!" Chu Han said with a gloating attitude, "It's not my exam, how can you handle it. Bye!"

"Wait!" Zhao Hu rushed forward and blocked the door, "Brother Han, my old tiger of the Zhao family, begs you personally. You can't just ignore death, the walkie-talkie last time was very useful! Do you still have it?"

"It's gone!" Chu Han spread his hands and said, "That thing is out of print. I can't get it anymore!"

Zhao Hu didn't give up, and said, "Brother Han! You're ours... We'll take care of the final exam by ourselves! You must help me with this CET-[-]."

"Day!" Chu Han yelled, "Brother Han, I can't even figure out whether there are 26 letters or 24 letters in English! You want me to help? Help! If you have this time, work harder. "

Looking at the back of Chu Han leaving through the back door.Zhao Hu was completely desperate, and Zhao Hu was not alone in despair.

Back in the office, Chu Han turned on the computer, entered the game, forgot about the English level [-] tasks entrusted by the students, and played all morning.It was only then that Chu Han thought that he would have class in the afternoon, even though it was the end of the term.I don't prepare for the exam myself. After all, it is an elective course. What are you fooling around today?

"Chu Han! Let's go down to eat!" Lu Hao looked at Chu Han who was sitting in a daze, and said, "I'm treating guests, let's eat duck."

"Stewed?" Chu Han still has a soft spot for ducks, and the duck restaurant in front of the school is often full. “I think the roast duck is good!”

"Fuck you!" Lu Hao scolded: "It's good to eat something, but there are so many things. Handsome guy, let's go."

"Wait, wait!" Chu Han stood up and said, "I didn't say I wouldn't eat it, I just expressed my opinion."

"Day!" Both of them held out their contemptuous fingers at the same time.Chu Han was very depressed.

Inside the Duck House.Huang Xiaoli and Li Xin were also there, and Tang Yishuai smiled and said, "So you planned it a long time ago. No wonder you are so kind to treat guests. Teacher Li is also here! Long time no see! Long time no see!"

Seeing Tang Yishuai's look, Chu Han knew that he had no good intentions.He coughed and said, "Director Huang is here too! Long time no see! Long time no see! How are you doing lately?"

"Go away!" Huang Xiaoli lowered her head, not bothering to look at Chu Han. Chu Han felt so happy, which meant that Huang Xiaoli had a ghost in her heart.

"Why do you two fight when you meet?" Tang Yishuai joked, "Rooster? Hen? Fighting cock?"

"Shut up!" Chu Han and Huang Xiaoli shouted at the same time, the tacit understanding was surprising.

On the other hand, Li Xin giggled, which also caused Huang Xiaoli to roll her eyes.

The corners of Lu Hao's mouth turned up, revealing a weird smile, and said, "Confession! What kind of privacy is there between the two of you!"

"What? The two of them have privacy?" Ding Xiaodou poked his head out from nowhere, and hurriedly took out the recording pen, "I'll be here to broadcast live and get first-hand information."

Chu Han's eyes crooked.I can't explain it now!

(End of this chapter)