Almighty teacher

Chapter 265 Li Bai Picks Up Girls
"Get rid of it! Little Douding!" Chu Han wanted to deal with this trouble first, and said, "Don't think about it, okay? Look at your brother Han, I am a good-looking talent, tall and mighty, suave, handsome, my family Quaint, how could the invincible beauty in the universe in the workshop have anything to do with her!"

Huang Xiaoli took Ding Xiaodou's recording pen, and said: "I also want to clarify, Mr. Chu Han is a vulgar, despicable, and shameless person. He can't walk when he sees women. He's 99 at the top, and he can walk at the bottom. How could I?" What does such a ruffian have to do with it? It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Hmph!"

Tang Yishuai and Lu Hao's eyes widened. Huang Xiaoli's eloquence was so good, I really didn't realize it.

Xiao Douding was quite proud of holding the recording pen.

"Stop talking! Do you want to eat?" Before Tang Yishuai finished speaking, Chu Han and Huang Xiaoli each grabbed a duck's head, and their movements were almost the same.Stuffed Tang Yishuai's mouth tightly, and said at the same time: "Eat you big-headed ghost!"

With two fighting cocks together, it's impossible to have a low-key meal.One thirty in the afternoon.Chu Han wiped the corners of his mouth and said, "Eat slowly, I have to go to class."

Huang Xiaoli said: "Be careful when you go out, it's not cake that fell from the sky this time!"

"What is it?" Chu Han turned his head and grabbed a bottle of beer on the table, "Could it be RMB?"

"Good idea!" Huang Xiaoli said badly, "This time it's the bird cake!"

Chu Han held the beer, "I am willing! If you are not convinced, the sky will really come down and hit me. I am afraid that some people will never be hit in their lifetime. Hahahaha"

Back in the classroom, Chu Han put the beer on the desk, but surprisingly didn't sit on it this time.Walking around the classroom, most of the students are reading English. "Who has peanuts? Drunkard peanuts are the best!"

Chen Wenhao said: "Brother Han, I really have a bag of drunkard peanuts worth two yuan here, do you want it?"

"Of course!" Chu Han pointed to the beer on the table and said, "Look! Look! There is wine but no food, why don't you donate it? Don't be so stingy! Let's be friends with whom!"

Chen Wenhao sighed, and said, "But! The exam is coming tomorrow! English CET-[-], how do you pass it? It's really worrying."

Chu Han walked back to the podium, holding the beer, "I tell you, this wine is still drinkable without appetizers!" After speaking, Chu Han raised the bottle and drank it.The students below were dumbfounded.When Chu Han was enjoying his drink, Lao Duan walked in and frowned slightly when he saw Chu Han.

Chu Han said: "Old man, you don't have to frown. I'm here for class, and this class is about Li Bai. I'll tell you a story about Li Bai's love. It's because the snow beer is wrong! It was the age, and Li Bai didn't drink it. Had snow beer!"

The old section was just passing by, and since Chu Han invited him to attend the class, he simply took advantage of the slope to get off the donkey and sat in the back row, thinking: Let's see what good stories you can come up with today.

Just as Chu Han was about to speak, someone knocked on the door.Chu Han reluctantly walked over, opened the door, and an employee of a flower shop said politely, "Hi, this is Li Xiaolu's class!"

"Yes!" Chu Han turned his head and took a look, "Li Xiaolu is not here, what can you do?"

The florist carried a bouquet of big roses and said, "Someone gave this to Li Xiaolu. May I ask when will she come back?"

Chu Han said: "I don't know either, why don't you come in and put the flowers on her table."

"This..." the flower delivery worker was a little embarrassed, and said, "Someone needs to sign for it."

Chu Han took the pen and wrote his name in a flying style, then walked into the classroom with the flowers in his arms.He muttered, "Who sent this?" He walked to Li Xiaolu's place and was about to put the flowers down.Han Xiangxue beside her pointed to the back and said, "Mr. Chu, the flowers are all in the back. You can put this in the back too!"

Chu Han raised his head,!The open space behind the classroom used to be very large, but now it is full of red roses, and there are more bouquets than one.A bunch is fresher than a bunch. "It's too exaggerated!"

Han Xiangxue curled her lips and said, "When will I receive so many roses? I am so happy."

Chu Han put the flowers on the ground, walked back to the podium and said, "Aren't you satisfied? That infatuated Wang Haitao comes every day."

Han Xiangxue retorted: "This is different. The only one who likes me is Wang Haitao. Look at how many people are chasing Xiaolu now."

Zhao Hu clenched his fists, "I will drive away as many as there are!"

Chu Han secretly smiled inwardly, and said, "Let's start now, Li Bai's love story." As he said that, Chu Han picked up the beer bottle, "Fuck! Who will drink it for me? How can I teach this class!"

The old Duan said from behind: "Shall I buy you a bottle?"

"That's great!" Chu Han's playful smile made the old Duan completely helpless, "By the way, I went to visit the mountains and rivers again on Sunday, and it's by the water! I saw a five-star star."

Chen Wenhao interrupted Chu Han's words. "A hotel! Was there a five-star hotel back then? Then I met a shopkeeper, and the two fell in love at first sight, and made a mistake. Li Bai continued to travel, and planted a real idiot! Right?"

"Fart!" Chu Han scolded, "I mean! Li Bai met a five-star beauty by the river!"

"Day!" Chen Wenhao said: "In your world, all beauties have stars! How many stars does Director Huang Xiaoli have?"

"Half!" Chu Han changed the subject: "Listen to me! Listen to my class! Really. I saw a five-star beauty washing clothes by the river. Li Bai was dumbfounded when he saw it. His saliva was about to flow out The woman didn't find Li Bai by the river. Li Bai was the same. He just stood on a stone by the river and looked at it. After a long time, he forgot that this is a river! He also forgot his own There are rocks underfoot."

"One hour has passed, and Li Bai didn't move, his hands and feet are numb. I guess! I'm probably stupid!" Chu Han said endlessly: "Beauty washes clothes, there will always be time to finish! When a woman When he stood up and was about to leave, Li Bai's hormones were over-secreted, and he ran after the girl."

"There was a thud, and Li Bai fell into the water. He kept thumping inside. The woman was awakened by the sound. When she walked to the river, she saw Li Bai floating on the water, looking up at herself, and her eyes straightened again."

Speaking of this, Chu Han stopped talking.He said: "I'll give you a chance to guess what Li Bai said, so that women will not be angry. You guessed right! Regarding the matter of the fourth-level exam, I will help you find a way. If you guess wrong, you will be fine."

"Wait!" Xiao Douding yelled, "Li Bai must have said yes, girl! You are so beautiful! You are so beautiful! You are five-star!"

Chu Han spurted blood, and he learned really fast. "No! Next!"

Zhao Hu said: "That's what Li Bai said at the time. Girl, my clothes are also dirty, can you wash them for me!"

Chu Han: "If Li Bai said so, he would have been half disabled long ago, don't you know? In ancient times, laundry was smashed, and Li Bai didn't take off his clothes. How dare he say that? In today's words Said, it's really a longevity star, and I'm looking for death!"

Han Xiangxue said: "Li Bai should have blurted out a love poem. It touched the girl's heart."

Chu Han smiled and said: "You guessed right! But the girl didn't understand because she didn't go to school. In the deep mountains, Li Bai went ashore very arrogantly, and introduced himself, I am Li Bai. The girl's answer is, Li Bai is What? Can I eat it?"

Han Xiangxue said: "What a disappointment, I thought there would be some romantic story! Teacher Chu! Please announce what Li Bai said. You will know how to tantalize people all day long."

"Despise him!" Someone shouted, and the students below made the same movement, despising Chu Han together.

Chu Han was depressed.Have I offended you?Why do so many people always agree every time someone calls out against him?Could it be that just once, it would be nice to have such a person on my side!

The old Duan was also interested by Chu Han, and said with a smile: "What did Teacher Chu Li Bai say? You should announce it."

Chu Han said: "Old fellow! I will tell you if you promise to help my students pass CET-[-]."

The old Duan put on a nonchalant driving attitude and said, "I don't believe it, you haven't announced it after class."

"Don't you!" Ding Xiaodou said to Lao Duan: "This despicable and shameless teacher, he is really capable. It is possible to announce it tomorrow, or let him announce it next semester. Don't provoke him!"

Chu Han shouted: "Hey! Little Douding! You can say anything! You are too cruel!"

"Teacher Chu, you should say it!" Jiang Xue said, "Leave one thing in suspense, I can't even sleep well."

Chu Han said: "The boys in our class are really stupid, no one can come out. No wonder you are all single. Han Xiangxue is much smarter than you! What Li Bai said at the time was a love poem, but girls don't understand, Li Bai I have been floating in the water for a long time, but I couldn’t hold on anymore, so I said a line of poems in vernacular, and kept the shape in the water while speaking. The poem is classic, one sentence! But it is in vernacular. That is: girl, You are so beautiful, the river has become an intoxicating wine, just because I looked at you a few more times. I fell drunk here and finished talking, and Li Bai also sank to the bottom!"

(End of this chapter)