Almighty teacher

Chapter 63
After entering the bar, Ding Xiaodou asked for a seat near the corner, and told the waiter that three dozen beers were served. Chu Han was a little scared. He drank a lot in the restaurant just now. He didn't expect these two little bastards to drink so well.

Zhao Hu skillfully opened the beer with his teeth, the big draft beer mug, one glass is one bottle, no one is allowed to play tricks, just pick it up and talk while drinking, Chu Han also felt that he hadn't felt really relaxed for a long time.A luxury car flashed outside the window. Zhao Hu was too drunk to see the brand clearly. Ding Xiaodou said: "That is the latest Japanese sports car, and it is a limited edition. A tire costs hundreds of thousands."

"Fuck!" Chu Han drank a glass of wine and said: "I have lived for more than 20 years, and the salary I get is not that much, and my feelings are not worth as much as a steel ring."

"What is this!" Ding Xiaodou continued: "Don't talk about steel rims, I heard from my dad that a German sports car has a windshield worth millions, and I don't know how much the steel rims cost. We can only look at it." portion."

"Brother Han!" Zhao Hu hiccupped and said, "Don't believe me, what Xiao Douding said is true, I've heard it too, and I've seen pictures of that car on the Internet, and you can use a 'cool' It can be described in words. The chassis is pitifully low, and we have no place to run after we bought it, and in our small town, you can’t find the chassis of the car after running around.”

"Zhao Hu!" Chu Han also drank a little too much.Asked: "What do you guys like about Li Xiaolu? I really don't understand."

Zhao Hu replied without hesitation: "She has a temperament, haven't you noticed? She has a temperament that other girls don't have."

"How's the progress?" Chu Han asked casually while chewing peanuts, but Zhao Hu didn't expect to complain.

"The progress is very slow. Apart from shaking hands, there is no excessive action yet."

"What excessive action do you want?" Chu Han picked up his wine glass and bumped into Ding Xiaodou.Ding Xiaodou added: "He's just so nasty. In fact, I've already seen it. Li Xiaolu is interested in Zhao Hu. Zhao Hu is timid. Li Xiaolu took the initiative to hold hands. If there were not many cars crossing the road that day, maybe by now, He has never touched Li Xiaolu's hand."

"No!" Chu Han said, "She has held Li Xiaolu's hand at least twice, and once, I caught the two of them in a coffee shop and ran away with Li Xiaolu, which almost made me run away." Speaking of this, Chu Han said Feeling depressed, he bumped towards Zhao Hu with the wine glass in his hand: "Drink! I was so ashamed last time. If I don't get you drunk today, how can I be fooled?"

Zhao Hu felt very aggrieved, and said, "Last time I spent a total of 1000 yuan, so you have the nerve to say so!"

"Fuck! Did I spend less tonight? You have eaten up half a month's salary, and I'm afraid that before the end of the month, you will have to tighten your belt again. I'm poor and I wear cheap clothes!"

"Clothes! Clothes! Why did Li Xiaolu's mother buy you a shirt? Why didn't she give it to me?" Zhao Hu didn't understand.

Chu Han smiled darkly. "None of your business, drink!" As he said, Chu Han picked up the beer bottle and bumped into Zhao Hu. Zhao Hu was drowsy, and found that his glass was empty, and Chu Han bumped himself with the beer bottle. He simply grabbed a bottle of beer and pried off the lid of the beer with chopsticks.Most people will do this method, the beer cap will fly very high.

Just as Zhao Hu was holding a wine bottle and was about to collide with Chu Han, two big men came over, holding Zhao Hu's beer bottle cap just now in their hands. "Fuck you, are you blind?" The big man slapped the beer bottle cap on the table vigorously, and everyone in the bar looked over.Zhao Hu glanced at the big man, then at the beer bottle cap on the table, and reached out his hand to drop the cap to the ground naturally.Looking at Chu Han, he said, "Brother Han, come and walk."

Chu Han glanced at the two big men, raised his neck and began to drink beer. Ding Xiaodou was drowsy, and pointed to the seat next to him: "Don't stand, there are seats over there."

"Sit on your mother." A big man scolded: "Hurry up and apologize to us, otherwise this matter will never end."

Zhao Hu had only drunk half of his wine, and only heard the sound of glass breaking. "Pa la" a stream of blood flowed from the big man's head, Chu Han threw away the broken beer bottle, put his right foot on the big man's little brother, grabbed a new bottle of beer with his backhand, and threw it at another big man, Zhao Hu didn't expect Chu Han said he would do it, and started to fight with a beer bottle. Although Ding Xiaodou was drunk, he still reacted to external events, stood up from his seat, and was ready to hit someone.

The big man who had been hit on the head by Chu Han was lying on the ground covering his little brother.The one in the back is in trouble.He ran as fast as he could, but Chu Han didn't chase after him.Zhao Hu saw that there was a ready-made one in front of him, so he didn't bother to chase the one who was running away. In fact, the three of them were so drunk that they didn't have the strength to chase others.

The male waiter at the bar came over to fight, but Chu Han pointed at his nose and said, "Go away, fuck you!"

The waiter had seen all the drunk customers, so he didn't dare to provoke them, so he immediately called 110. Chu Han saw that the waiter called the police, and the three of them kicked around the big man circle for a while, and walked out of the bar without paying for the drinks.After leaving the bar, Zhao Hu could pretend to be B and pointed at the waiter in the bar: "He has memorized all of you, don't tell me what happened today."

A few people suddenly appeared from across the street, holding them in their hands. Chu Han had seen this kind of scene a lot, and he knew that something was wrong, so he hurriedly said, "Run." Zhao Hu, who was pretending to be B a second ago, is now stupid , ran as fast as he could, running faster than anyone else. Ding Xiaodou looked short, but he ran quite fast, and the whole Chu Han ran last.Looking back while running, he ran for three streets before completely throwing off the people behind him.

Looking at the time, it was already two o'clock in the middle of the night, and it was impossible to go back to school. The dormitory doors were closed, so Chu Han simply took Ding Xiaodou and Zhao Hu home.Ye Qiuling couldn't help it at home, so the three of them could squeeze together on the same bed.

When he woke up the next day, Zhao Hu still didn't forget to brag about B, "Brother Han ran too slowly, if I hadn't pulled Brother Han, the three of us would definitely be caught and break a leg. "

Chu Han leaned against the bed, it was past nine o'clock in the morning, those who were in class skipped classes, those who were late for work took out the Hongta Mountain, and distributed them to two students. Thrilling, as such a teacher, there are really not many, it can be said that it is rare to see.

When Ding Xiaodou came back from the bathroom after smoking, he asked seriously, "Brother Han, what woman is hiding in your house?"

Chu Han knew that Ye Qiuling had a flight in the morning, and the three of them didn't see Ye Qiuling when they came back last night, and the door of Ye Qiuling's room was usually locked, "Where is there any woman? You and my elder brother are the same, I still want to find a woman Woolen cloth!"

"Really do not have?"

"Really not!" Chu Han put on a sincere smile, "Why would I lie to you? Look at my house, how can there be such a mess with a woman? Tell you, you still don't believe it."

Ding Xiaodou said with a smile: "So! Did you use the sanitary napkin in the bathroom?"

Chu Han: This is the worst lie I've ever done in my life, and I'm also very disappointed with Ye Qiuling, why did I leave such an important thing in the bathroom!
As soon as Zhao Hu heard that there were sanitary napkins, he looked at Chu Han and said coldly, "Quickly explain, what's going on?"

"Aren't you going to class?" Chu Han said as if he didn't hear, "You're going to be late!"

"Don't evade the problem." Zhao Hu was unreasonable and said, "Jinwu Zangjiao, I know, haha, if you promise me one thing, I will pretend that I didn't find out."

Chu Han was very helpless, and said: "Tell me, what do you want me to promise you? I am really speechless. That belongs to my roommate. We share the house, and she lives next door. We don't usually have much contact with each other."

"There is no need to explain, explaining is just covering up." Zhao Hu said: "You promise to help me write a personalized love letter, and I will help you. The so-called personality is different from traditional love letters."

"Alright! Alright!" Chu Han was in great trouble, and all of this was due to Tang Yishuai.If he didn't talk about paying his salary in the classroom, he would have more than 1000 yuan left, and he wouldn't have to be housed and ran several streets.Not to mention being so embarrassing at the moment.Get blackmailed.Although not money. "I'm going to turn on the computer and find a sports program to watch."

"What are you looking at?" Ding Xiaodou returned to the bed, and with a little effort, Chu Han yelled from the other side of the bed: "You two little bastards, save me some space, I'll be back to sleep soon."

After the computer was turned on, Zhao Hu pointed to Chu Han's 21-inch head monitor and said, "The LCD is so cheap now, why can't you change it?"

Chu Han returned to the bed, pointed the monitor at the bed, and proudly said: "This is so good, look, it's similar to a TV, more like a home theater, F1 racing car. Be quiet, there is little Schumacher here."

"It's a good thing to watch the racing cars." Ding Xiaodou said, patting his chest. "Almost got down."

(End of this chapter)