Almighty teacher

Chapter 64 Chinese Football
"What do you think I want to watch?" Chu Han stared at the screen, ignoring Ding Xiaodou. Suddenly, the commentator on the screen said: "Today's semi-final of the F1 car will be broadcast here. Next, let's watch a few advertise"

Ding Xiaodou said: "I thought you liked football. If you want to watch football, I feel depressed, especially Chinese football. It's really disappointing. You said that you finally made it to the World Cup, but you didn't score a single goal. Yang Chen If that ball didn't hit the goal post, but broke through the goal of the Brazilian team, it would be a classic event." Ding Xiaodou kissed him with a look of longing.

Zhao Hu muttered on the side: "Chinese football, Chinese football! Chinese football is like a group of eunuchs visiting brothels."

Chu Han: "How do you say it?"

Ding Xiaodou took the bait and said proudly: "A group of eunuchs visit the brothel, each of them can shoot!"

Chu Han laughed so hard that he almost spit out the drink from last night. "It's so classic, I admire it. I remember a joke about three people, Chinese, Korean, and Japanese. Koreans asked God, how many years will I see South Korea win the World Cup? God said, 20 In 50, the Japanese asked, how many years later can I see Japan win the World Cup? God said, in [-] years, the Chinese asked, how many years can I see China win the World Cup? God cried and said, I can’t see it anymore”

Zhao Hu said with deep emotion: "Actually, Chinese football is too conservative. This joke sounds hurtful, but then again, look at those idiot coaches in China. Whatever they do, Milu can score. World Cup, don’t care if you score or not, Milu brought you into the World Cup, look at those idiot coaches in China.”

Ding Xiaodou said: "You can't blame the coach entirely. You see how old No. 17 is, and he is still playing football. Ronaldinho was only 30 years old when he debuted. How can anyone over [-] years old play in the World Cup? China just doesn't know , Look at the announcers of the CCTV News Network, they were the ones who broadcast it when I was just sensible, and they are still the same now, I doubt that my son can even watch the news they broadcast.”

"I feel it too!" Chu Han said helplessly: "Don't say anything else, look at the school, what kind of teaching methods are there, it's old-fashioned." The three men chatted like old women until noon, and they were really hungry. Uncomfortable, the three got up and went to the small restaurant to eat a few bowls of noodles.When they arrived at school, Chu Han slipped into the office directly. Huang Xiaoli looked at Chu Han expectantly, and said with a smile, "Mr. Chu, how are you preparing for the lyrics?"

"I'm not ready!" Chu Han stretched his waist and said, "I'm thinking about how to write a love letter. My student begged me to help write a love letter. I'm planning it. Hey! This is really not an easy thing to do."

"Teacher helping students write love letters?" Huang Xiaoli couldn't believe Chu Han's words, but Chu Han looked serious. "Besides, the students asked for a unique love letter. It is really difficult to impress girls!"

"Then think about it!" Huang Xiaoli said disappointedly: "Remember to write the lyrics for me when you have time, I will compose the music based on the lyrics!"

Huang Xiaoli left the office shaking, Chu Han suddenly felt that Huang Xiaoli was very sexy.

Tang Yishuai came over with a glass of water, "Let's pay your salary, do you want to treat someone to a rubbing meal, any place you want."

As soon as Chu Han heard Tang Yishuai say this, his eyes widened, and he was about to smash Tang Yishuai with his slippers and shoes. Tang Yishuai saw that something was wrong, so he ran away. Chu Han had one bare foot, and he couldn't chase after him. Chase.This time it can be regarded as a lesson learned, the next time you fight, you can't take off your shoes without a weapon.When you can't fight, you can't run.

Tang Yishuai stood at the door of the office, looking at Chu Han innocently: "What are you doing? Did I offend you?"

Chu Han pointed at Tang Yishuai angrily: "For dinner tonight, you pay the money. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have lost more than 1000 yuan."

When Tang Yishuai heard that he wanted to treat him, he closed the door and walked away.

Chu Han sat down again, thinking of Zhao Hu's many mistakes, he thought it would be a good time to tease him.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Chu Han arrived at the classroom on time, and saw Zhao Hu sitting next to Li Xiaolu, dancing and blowing something.No need to think about it, it must have happened at the bar last night.

Chu Han put the book on the table, and said seriously: "Today's class is a bit special. The school leaders and people from the Education Bureau will come to listen to the class later. So I don't plan to talk about anything. This class will be based on chatting. host."

"How do you chat?" Li Xiaolu asked seriously, obviously, she wanted to cooperate with Chu Han in this class.

Chu Han said leisurely: "Nothing special, just relax and chat." Just as he was speaking, Wang Sanjiao and Lao Duan brought a few leaders they didn't know, and Wang Sanjiao shamelessly walked up to the podium, standing In Chu Han's position, it is obvious that he disrespects Chu Han. In front of the leaders of the Education Bureau, Chu Han is not easy to get angry, so he can only hold back his anger and walk to the side. A leader, I heard that Mr. Chu's course in our school is very popular, we are considering whether to expand "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "36 Strategies" into an elective course, not only open to the students of the martial arts club."

Chu Han looked at the few people who came, and two of them were actually seen at the last school meeting. Those two are shareholders, and they are probably doing some profitable business.

"Everyone welcome Director Wu of the Education Bureau." Wang Sanjiao introduced on the stage. There were not many students who gave face, and the applause was sparse. After the introduction of the five leaders, there was no such warm applause. Wang Sanjiao also felt Embarrassed, he said, "I won't waste time here, and leave the next time to Teacher Chu."

Chu Han walked up from under the podium, tilted his head and gave Wang Sanjiao a blank look. Although Wang Sanjiao was angry, he got off the podium knowingly. Suddenly, there was an unusually warm applause from the audience, and Lao Duan shook his head helplessly: These students! !

"I won't be lecturing today. You and I have been studying for almost a month. There are so many leaders here today, and Director Wang from our school is here. It's really flourishing, but there are too many flies today! "Speaking, Chu Han waved his hands in front of his face, as if chasing flies away. "Today we mainly chat, so don't be restrained."

"Lin Daqiang, tell me, what have you learned this month? Do you feel good about taking my class?"

Lin Daqiang stood up, waited for a while and said helplessly: "Brother Han, you actually learned a lot, but you didn't learn much, so let's talk, right! I heard you tell me that day, Director Wang The toilet doesn't flush."

Wang Sanjiao blushed when he heard this, and Lao Duan suppressed his smile, his face almost deformed. ?Chu Han clapped his hands and said. "Very good, at least you have learned how to kill with a knife, but next time I tell you, don't say some things so directly, such as this matter, you can say it vaguely, and after that, Director Wang went to the bathroom every time Everyone will rush. Don’t mention it in the future.”

"Brother Han! May I sit down? I will also forget about Director Wang not flushing the toilet in the future."

"Hey! Lin Daqiang!" Chu Han pretended to be helpless and shook his head, "You made me miserable. In fact, I wasn't the first to find out about this. Dean Duan told me about it."

The old Duan who was very happy immediately widened his eyes. Several leaders looked at the old Duan. The old Duan really didn't understand this Chu Han, so he didn't say anything. Looking at Chu Han on the stage, he felt that he was purely a spoof .

Wang Sanjiao was not so calm. In front of so many leaders, he could be regarded as a big stink.

Halfway through Chu Han's speech, he simply lit a cigarette and looked at the podium in a leisurely manner. This action aroused Wang Sanjiao's dissatisfaction, but he found an opportunity to stand up under the stage and point to Chu Han: "During class time, as a teacher, do you think smoking is appropriate?"

Chu Han exhaled smoke rings and looked at Wang Sanjiao. "This is my class. If you want to listen to my class, you just sit down quietly. If you don't want to listen, just get out. No one will keep you. Do you understand?"

The two leaders of the Education Bureau frowned. How could a teacher like Chu Han be welcomed by the students?

Wang San blushed from beriberi, "Mr. Chu, please pay attention to your identity."

"I emphasize again." Chu Han pointed at Wang Sanjiao with a cigarette between his middle finger and index finger. "This is my classroom. If you are not satisfied with me, you can leave. I teach my students. What kind of teacher they like is not up to you. If you don't believe me, just ask the students in the audience."

After Chu Han finished speaking, the students in the audience burst into applause, and Zhao Hu shouted desperately: "Support Brother Han! Support Brother Han!"

Chu Han continued: "Now this is a university, they know they can tell right from wrong, they don't need that kind of hypocritical education method, I smoke, will it harm the students if I smoke? Are you sick? To reiterate, my class is up to me, if you don’t like it, you can keep it.”

Li Xiaolu looked at Chu Han nervously.Ding Xiaodou was beside Zhao Hu, his eyes were dull, Zhao Hu said, "Douzi, let's bet, brother Han will definitely be criticized by the school this time."

Ding Xiaodou said: "No problem. If Brother Han is fine, you can watch a game of Chinese football. If Brother Han is criticized, I will watch a game of Chinese football."

Li Xiaolu asked curiously, "What kind of bet is this?"

The two said at the same time: "Chinese football can be depressing to death!"

(End of this chapter)