Fat lady's rebirth: The mountain Lihan takes the trick

Chapter 113 A Different Fifth of May

The next morning, when she woke up, her father and daughter had disappeared. She got up and searched outside but found no one.

I thought they might have gone to do the laundry. Taking advantage of no one to supervise, I picked up the broom to sweep the floor and stabbed the cobwebs. I hate those animals the most.

After a while, the two of them came back from their twittering. The father was carrying water and a clothes basket, and the daughter was holding some plants.

The two came to settle things, the daughter went into the bedroom to see, and came back and said to him: "Father, mother has gone out."

He looked inside and outside the house and found that it had been cleaned. He ran to the back of the house to see that someone was poking a spider web.

Going to grab the bamboo broom in his hand, he picked her up and said, "I told you to rest more, but I didn't listen. Why did this spider get you?"

She raged: "Zhou Yi, you must be sick! I'm not that delicate, and I need your permission to work, so what should I do?"

He just chuckled and said, "Daughter-in-law, I think you are sick. It seems to have something to do with spider webs."

She said: "By the way, who told them to come to the house to build a house, build one and poke one, go to Linzijian, who will poke!"

Can't say no to her, carry her out, go into the house and put her down, the daughter comes to greet: "Mother, good morning!"

She touched her daughter's face and said: "Mother is not early at all, but you are earlier."

The daughter smiled and said nothing, and sat next to her mother, a strange fragrance came to her nostrils, and she found a new plant around her, which was emitted by it.

In the past, I put it on the table and studied it, and I recognized it, calamus and wormwood.

Ask the father and daughter: "What are you doing with these?"

Zhou Yi told her: "Today is May [-]th. I'm using it as a spare medicinal material. I still need one thing. I'll cut some reeds in the afternoon."

Regardless of her hand injury, she excitedly patted the table and said: "May [-]th, Dragon Boat Festival, eat rice dumplings, race dragon boats, go for a walk... Immediately go to change clothes to watch the dragon boat race, if you go late, you won't be able to make it."

She hurried to the bedroom to look through clothes, and the father and daughter looked at each other and said, "What's going on."

Soon she finished matching her clothes, packed her bag and came in to urge them: "Why don't you go change your clothes, you are in a hurry! Hurry up..."

Pushing them out to change clothes, they were touched on the forehead and said: "Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you, is your brain really crushed by the door?"

The daughter also responded: "I think it is also..."

She was anxious and said: "What's wrong with your brain, change your clothes quickly, today is very lively, watching the dragon boat race is very interesting."

The two sat upright and laughed, probably their foreheads were really broken.

She didn't understand and asked: "What are you laughing at, hurry up and change your clothes!"

Still smiling, if there is no other way, she can get clothes for them to change.

After getting the clothes back, the two of them kept laughing without wearing them, and asked, "What are you laughing at, change your clothes quickly!" She was anxious.

"We are laughing at you! What are you doing with this outfit?" The two responded in unison.

She got angry: "What's so funny, of course I'll go to the dragon boat race when I dress up, if you don't go, I'll go by myself, I'll call Li Yueru to go."

Zhou Yi got up and said to her: "Go and tell Li Yueru, she will laugh at you even more."

Puzzled and asked: "Why!"

He said: "There is no dragon boat race as you mentioned, and you didn't eat any rice dumplings. This is the first time I heard you say this."

She couldn't believe it and said: "Today is May [-]th, which is the Dragon Boat Festival. Don't you know about this traditional Chinese festival, eating rice dumplings and watching dragon boat races?"

They shook their heads and said, "Today is May [-]th, but there is no such thing as you said. There is a custom today. You can pick any medicine when you go out of the mountain. You can pick whatever you find. It's all medicine."

"This..." She couldn't believe it, it's not the Dragon Boat Festival here.

Thinking about my coming here is not included in the historical records. This is another historical world, which does not follow the traditional Chinese culture, and has other cultural customs.

This May [-]th is not the other May [-]th. I was happy for nothing. It was almost close to May [-]th. No wonder I didn’t hear any activities from others, and there were no zong leaves here.

She got down, sat down on the table and muttered: "There is no dragon boat race this Dragon Boat Festival, just like going to Beijing without entering the Forbidden City, going to France without going to the Louvre, a man is not a good man until he grows up."

Listening to what she was talking about, the father and daughter asked curiously: "What are you talking about. What is the Louvre?"

"The Louvre is..." She couldn't explain clearly, there seemed to be three treasures on the last page of the book, she showed them to them, and introduced: "These are the three treasures of the Louvre, Mona Lisa, Venus, the Statue of Liberty. You get it!"

They didn't know that, so they laughed enthusiastically. She was puzzled and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"Daughter-in-law, you are too funny. What kind of baby, one squinted and smiled, one has no hands, and the other has no head. You are more precious."

This made her almost pissed off, and her daughter smiled imitatively, looked at them and said, "You are looking for cigarettes! Do you understand art? This is the most famous work of art, and it is a priceless treasure."

The mother was angry, and neither of them said anything.

Zhou Yi found out that his daughter-in-law was too weird. Is she still the same Yang Qingping from before?She seemed to know a lot, and she was talking nonsense.

Can't help but say: "Daughter-in-law, you seem to have become too weird, you are still the same as before..."

"Crack!" He slapped the table, furious: "I'm not, your wife is happy to be a fairy."

Angrily slammed the door away, this temper is too aggressive, this is just a casual chat!

The person who chased him was gone, and I thought she would never run away again, so I believed her.

Yang Qingping is very difficult to face, what will happen if he knows the truth!
Fleeing from the scene, walking out of the village, there is someone whispering under a big locust tree, go check it out, it's Jiang Xiaoyu and her daughter Jiang Yanyan.

The daughter asked: "Mother, when will you bring father back, and when will you drive that fat woman away?"

The two of them were picking some medicinal materials and came here to rest. Fortunately, the trunk was big, and Yang Qingping hid behind it as an eavesdropper.

Jiang Xiaoyu said: "It will be soon, this year we must drive the mother and daughter away, and then you and your brother will have a father."

Jiang Yanyan nodded, and helped her mother choose the medicinal materials. Yang Qingping was so mad that the child of unknown origin mistakenly recognizes her father. It will be hard to relieve her anger without teaching you a lesson.

Thinking of a way to deal with the mother and daughter, they found a small beehive hanging on the branch above their heads, surrounded by more than a dozen bees.

That's right, pick up a stone and hit it at the beehive, then drop it and hit Jiang Xiaoyu on the head, soon the bees followed suit, stinging at her face, it hurts to death.

"Where's the beehive here, go away..." Pulling her daughter away quickly, the bees also chased the mother and daughter to sting.

They were defending their homeland, but they attacked the wrong person, and Jiang Xiaoyu became cannon fodder.

Yang Qingping hid behind the tree trunk laughing to death, thinking about it, she will be swollen into a pig's head later, and people will laugh their teeth out when they go out.

Their mothers were crying, but their elder brother Jiang Nafu didn't seem like them, and the child had never talked less.

Don't think too much about it, go home, I've taught Jiang Xiaoyu a lesson this morning, I'm happy.

(End of this chapter)