Fat lady's rebirth: The mountain Lihan takes the trick

Chapter 114
After the family had breakfast, they went out hand in hand to collect herbs. Yang Qingping was a bit disappointed that there was no dragon boat race.

After passing the village center and passing by the stage, there was a man wearing a bamboo hat and a veil covering his face. Yang Qingping saw that this figure was Jiang Xiaoyu.

Jiang Xiaoyu also noticed them, and kept staring at her husband. Yang Qingping twitched her lips and went over to have fun.

"Ouch! Who invited this fortune teller? I heard that masked fortune-telling is accurate. Mister will do the math for me."

Those who were sitting and chatting heard her say that there was a fortune teller who was very accurate and gathered around and asked: "Mr. Yang, have you ever seen a masked man tell a fortune? How is it calculated."

Listen to the fortune teller, some people think about it.

People are so curious!Jiang Xiaoyu was so angry that her face under the veil was so painful.

Yang Qingping looked at them and said, "I've heard of this too, but I've never met one. Isn't there one here?" Pointing to Jiang Xiaoyu.

They waved their hands and said, "This is Jiang Xiaoyu, what kind of fortune teller! I guess you are talking nonsense!"

She looked very surprised and said: "Oh! I thought it was a fortune teller, but it turned out to be her!

But I’ve heard it, I’ve never seen it, he’s like this…” Live performance for those people.

Sitting on the stool, the two teachers kicked the ground, their whole body twitched, and said: "When they are twitching all over, he can answer very accurately what you want to ask, and even calculate your fate. Unfortunately, I haven't met it. If I do, I will figure."

"It's so amazing..."

People gathered here, Zhang Daniu's big body squeezed in, people had to make a way, found their sister, and asked: "Sister, what are you doing?"

Yang Qingping looked at him and said, "Just chatting for a while, where are you going?" She winked at him, which means she took off the hat on Jiang Xiaoyu's head.

"I'll go and chop some reeds." He replied, and went to take off Jiang Xiaoyu's hat.

Once it was taken off, everyone laughed out loud, their eyes were swollen and there was only a small gap, their mouth was covered with a bucket of urine, and one side of their face was also swollen.

Yang Qingping jokingly said: "Miss Jiang, what's the matter with you, you were kissed by something! This mouth is upturned like a pig's nose, and it's pouting!"

There is a song where you say beep, beep..., beep and you will come back! "Also deliberately sang with a pout.

Making a fool of herself in front of her sweetheart, Jiang Xiaoyu spurted away with anger and blood.

Only Yang Qingping knew what was going on with her swollen face, and the purpose was to make everyone laugh at her to death.

Zhang Daniu said: "I thought someone was bullying you, but luckily, I'll go home first."

Yang Qingping nodded, this eldest brother is really loyal, and he is worried that he is fine.

They scattered separately, and they went to the mountains to gather medicine.

Whatever grass you touch today is a medicinal material, and you can pick any plant you want.

It is far away from the village and in the mountains, so it can be harvested randomly.

Zhou Yi shared: "Daughter-in-law, you and your daughter are gathering herbs here, I'll go down there first and cut some reeds."

"Okay, let's go!" She didn't even look at it, but concentrated on picking all kinds of grass.

The purpose of putting the mother and daughter here is to distract them.

He went down the mountain quickly, far away from them, and when he arrived at the reed stand, he saw no one around, so he blew a whistle.

A masked man in black jumped out from one place, knelt down on one leg, and asked, "Master, if there is any payment, this subordinate will do it immediately."

He said seriously: "I want you to check on someone, she's been weird recently, I hope she's not someone sent over there."

When he said that, his face turned sad. What fear did Gui bring to him?
The man was startled: "You want to check on Madam, I'm afraid this subordinate..." It's my master's wife, but I can't offend him, it's too abrupt.

He said: "You don't need to worry, this is my personal opinion, just go ahead and do it! Your family is fine during this time!"

When the master spoke, he immediately stood up and replied, "It's the master. After half a month, there will be the result you want. And the family is very peaceful."

He nodded, and the man in black disappeared, looking forward to the answer. It's better not to be bad. He loves this woman deeply now, and he really doesn't want to hurt her.

Cut the reeds quickly, two branches are enough, and go back to join the mother and daughter.

She has already picked a lot, and there are a lot of weeds, all of which are broken branches.

"Haha... I said that you really pick whatever you catch, but there is nothing like this, not to mention not all of them."

But the fruits of her labor were destroyed, she said: "Isn't this what you can pick? Now I pick so many, it's not..."

He didn't argue with her much, and pulled her to pick together again, and his daughter followed closely.

Other people's picking is different. She is watching and picking a little of each kind, which is not the same plant as hers.

She led her daughter in the back to watch how people harvested, and each plant was harvested in a different way.

Muttering to himself: "I also said to pick it casually. There are all kinds of ways to pick it. Some stretch out two fingers to pick it up, some turn their hands to pick it up... they almost use their mouths to pick it up."

He sneered, leaned into his ear and said, "You must use your mouth, can you try?"

Immediately changed his face, kicked his ass and said: "Irregular things, like to use their mouths, it is absolutely fine to go with ants and bees. Have you seen Jiang Xiaoyu's face? It is as swollen as my ass haha..."

He said: "That is your masterpiece, you have a good way of looking after yourself!"

It was almost time for dinner in the morning, but when they went out to look for people, they found signs. This is their continuous method.

The subordinate has already told her where she is and what she is doing.

"Hey! You feel bad! Hurry up and report the letter, maybe someone will reward you with ingots!" She wondered, Jiang Xiaoyu didn't know what was going on, how did he know.

"I'm very distressed..." Without finishing the words, he hugged him up.

"Hey... what are you doing, you're sick!" It was broad daylight, and it was shameful for people to see it.

The daughter expressed her support and raised her big thumb in praise.

"You..." Pointing at her daughter who wanted to yell, she controlled her mouth.

Knowing that she was going to curse again, Zhou Yi put her down and said, "You don't let me hug, I'll just hug my daughter, Niuniu, come here and give me a hug."

The daughter jumped into his arms happily, the medicine had been taken enough, and there was only one small hole.

"You don't want to be hugged, so let's walk together hand in hand!" Without her consent, they left hand in hand.

Being dragged along, I picked that little herbal medicine and said greedily: "This is enough, it's not enough to fit between the teeth."

"You really pick it. You can't use the ones you pick, but it's okay to feed the cows." She was speechless when she was told this.

What she picks are weeds and the like, and some branches are also folded to make up for it. This is a new custom, I don’t understand, brother.

It's still early, and I have a wider view this time, so I don't want to go home so soon.

Shaking off his hand, he ran to another road, turned around and said to them: "You go home first, I want to collect scenery."

The person was gone, he hugged his daughter and chased after him.

(End of this chapter)