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Chapter 100 Internet Singer
After Zhang Qiyang posted on Weibo that night, Qin Xueyang's warm and intoxicating singing voice appeared on the mobile phones of countless nerds and rotten girls.

This spoof song sang the real voice of many otaku——

"...The ones who like you think you are too nerdy, and the rotten girl dare not like you. She thinks it's funny to be ambiguous, and she only treats you as a spare tire..."

"...maybe persist for a few more years, until a good person pays the bill, so you learn to masturbate and live a life of masturbation..."

"...When masturbation has become a habit, I am so used to it that I no longer think about what to do, even if the soft girl is rebellious, even if the society is too chaotic..."

"...Why girls are far more troublesome than Guanzi, why falling in love is not as easy as having sex, I can't find the answer, I don't have the answer..."

In Zhang Qiyang's Weibo discussion area, it was because of this provocative Weibo that the sky was turned upside down——

"Mighty Cannonball! Haha, whoever hates Cannonball will masturbate for the rest of his life!"

"Master Pao has a good appetite! This is the first time I've seen such a big bra. How big of a chest do I have to be to hold this bra up!"

"Master Pao, is this masturbation song sung by Madam Pao? Listen to it!"

"Help me with sharp eyes, what's the size of the corset on Pao Ye's bed? I've never seen such a big corset! Is this bigger than the average child's head?"

"To pay tribute to Lord Cannon, I decided to masturbate to Mrs. Cannon's bra tonight!"

"Trash, you are great if you are rich? If you are capable, don't masturbate for the rest of your life!"

"Haha, rubbish Zhang Dapao lost his red eyes, and he can only find confidence in women. But can he really find confidence? I heard this girl singing this song, so why is she mocking Zhang Dapao for masturbating alone? ?”

"Savvy upstairs! This song is obviously that girl satirizing Zhang Dapao's life of masturbation, and can only rely on masturbation to ship goods! Haha, he is a great waste of Yang Wei, and he is useless in actual combat!"

"Based on my experience of watching football for many years, the bra on the cannon's bed is at least 95F. There are only a handful of actresses in the circle with such big breasts. If you know how to do it, let's pick it up. Who is this cannonball having sex with?"

"The tits touched are so domineering, Master Pao is really extraordinary!"

"There is a girl today, and she rolled the sheets and had fun! ——So wet! Good poetry!"

"Master Cannon, who sang this song? It's so good! Is it sung by the big-breasted girl who had sex with you?"

"Garbage Zhang Dapao, I wish your girlfriend a virgin for the rest of her life!"

"Zhang Dapao has exposed his true strength if he doesn't pay for his tickets. He can't sing, so he can only rely on other things to gain attention. What a fool! Get out of the entertainment circle! The world really owes your father a condom!"

"Master Pao is so cool! Take a picture of a girl's face!"

"Where can I download this song? This girl's voice is so magnetic! I'm going to fall in love with this voice!"

"Is this song called "Longevity Masturbation"? I can't find it on the Internet. Tell me, how can I download this song? I want to be a cell phone ringer!"

……

Looking at the discussions on Weibo with Qin Xueyang, Zhang Qiyang said: "Look, I'm not wrong, there must be many people who like your voice."

Qin Xueyang laughed at himself: "Haha, if they want to see my real person, they will all be scared away."

"Not always."

"It's not certain, so don't fool me. Anyway, I'm not a singer, and I don't want to show my face."

"To be a singer, you don't have to show your face. You can just post songs without showing your face."

Qin Xueyang thought this would work?

"It's too wasteful not to sing with your voice. It's a waste of money. You should know that you have a great voice, right?"

"I don't know if it's great or not, but when I was studying at the Royal College of Westminster, I was the lead singer of the school choir for three years. Every time there was a big school event, I was the first female singer. You must have Never noticed me." Qin Xueyang pouted her fat lips complainingly.

"When you say it, I seem to have a little impression."

"Okay, don't pretend, don't remember if you don't remember."

"You said you were in the school choir, so you should know notation?" Zhang Qiyang always thought that Qin Xueyang was blind to notation, and this fat girl had never shown that she had a high level of musical accomplishment.

"Of course I know the score. But it's been a long time since I sang the score, and I may have forgotten some basic skills, but I was really good at that time!" Recalling the past, Qin Xueyang's beautiful fat face brushed an extremely arrogant expression, Talking: "At that time, several art colleges in the UK sent me offers, but my dad thought there was no future in art, so he didn't let me study it. Later, I took the Cambridge exam."

"Excellent, it's not easy to be admitted to Cambridge with your brain."

"Please, you don't seem to be better than me, do you? You have also been admitted to Cambridge. I think that as long as students who have attended primary school in China and studied Mathematical Olympiad, they can be admitted to Cambridge when they go to the UK. Our learning ability N times stronger than them."

"That's true, but don't go so far. Since you know you have a talent for singing, don't waste it."

Qin Xueyang waved her hands anxiously: "I'm not a singer!"

"You don't want to be the kind of singer who shows up, but you can be an online singer who only shows his voice but not his appearance. Isn't it true that many online singers register themselves and release songs on Dongwang. You also follow their path, so that You don’t need to show your face. You sing slowly on the Internet first, and when you have accumulated enough experience and strength in the future, and you have gained a certain popularity, then see if you want to transform into a traditional singer.”

"Internet singers who publish songs on Dongwang cannot sing covers, but must sing original and unpublished works." It can be heard that Qin Xueyang was moved by Zhang Qiyang's words.

Publishing songs on Dongwang can sell money, although it can't sell much, but at least it's enough for her to have a few tooth sacrifices, and she can sing to cultivate her sentiment and vent her pressure when she has nothing to do, so why not do it?Just treat it as a hobby, and you don't need to show up anyway.

"It's easy to be original. I'll write a few songs for you under the pseudonym of Cai Dao. If you publish a song on Dongwang.com, if you become popular and many people buy your song, you will get another copy." The source of income." Zhang Qiyang clapped his hands, and further urged: "You go to Dongwang to register now, and post this song "Lifetime Masturbation" directly. I will help you promote it on Weibo. Maybe you can do it tonight. Earning a few hundred or one thousand is enough for you to eat several big meals!"

"Okay, then I'll listen to you and earn money for supper, hehe."

Seeing so many people begging for songs on Weibo, and being encouraged by Zhang Qiyang, Qin Xueyang was really moved, and excitedly ran to Dongwang to register as an online singer.

But in the middle of the registration, Qin Xueyang hesitated: "Registration here requires a real name, I want to register with a real name, and after posting this "Lifetime Masturbation", will someone pick you up on your bed? Is this girl me? There are many online now. Someone is taking my bra off."

"No, Dongwang is our own website, and even if you give them ten guts, they won't dare to disclose your information. Unless someone doesn't want to do it anymore."

"you sure?"

"I'm sure! Just register, no matter what happens, I will help you."

With Zhang Qiyang's words to tell the truth, Qin Xueyang had no scruples, and went to Dongwang to register with confidence.

On the subject of the singer's stage name, Qin Xueyang and Zhang Qiyang had a strong disagreement.

"I'm going to have a cute stage name. What do you think of 'Which is better if you're a foodie?'"

"What are you kidding!"

"Aren't internet singers all with cute stage names like this, or they're pretentious. I don't want to be pretentious, I just think of a cute stage name. Or this—isn't it a crime to be cute and eat food?"

"Go to hell! No way!"

"So... the foodie girl is the cutest?"

"Fuck off! Your stage name must be international! You are a singer who will dominate the world in the future! Let's call him Adele! Your Chinese name is Adele."

"Adele? What the hell name?... Ah! Don't register this name for me! Bastard! I don't want to be called Adele! What the hell name is this!"

"Hey, you've already registered, and your stage name will be Adele from now on."

　Thanks to "Spokesperson qqk" for the reward!Ask for collection!Ask for a recommendation ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)