richest star

Chapter 99
"...The winner fucks, masturbates to ACFUN, the more you masturbate, the more sad you feel..."

"...I ran out of toilet paper, I don't know what to do, because you always masturbate, live the life of masturbating..."

"...Don't laugh, listen carefully!"

Seeing that Qin Xueyang was about to burst into laughter while eating noodles, Zhang Qiyang had no choice but to stop and bite her.

Qin Xueyang laughed and said: "Your song is so funny, I can't stand it, even ACFUN came out."

There are many brands and websites on this plane that are similar to the other plane.

Such as WeChat, Weibo, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and this ACFUN.

"This song is not a purely funny song. You can tell that it is a sad song after listening to the song. You have to sing in a compassionate atmosphere later, so as to achieve the best mocking effect. You hurry up and learn the song as soon as possible. "

During the few minutes when Qin Xueyang was eating noodles, Zhang Qiyang sang the sample of "Masturbation for a Lifetime" twice for her, and even wrote the lyrics of the song.

Qin Xueyang has no professional music training and can't read scores, so Zhang Qiyang doesn't write scores for her.

Qin Xueyang suffered a lot of uselessness that night, and hated those sunspots who made trouble even more than Zhang Qiyang.

Being dragged into the bandit boat by Zhang Qiyang, she actively cooperated with Zhang Qiyang, learning to sing, and preparing to scold those sunspots together.

When singing for the first time, Zhang Qiyang taught Qin Xueyang line by line.

Qin Xueyang has no professional music training, but has a natural sense of pitch and music.

Zhang Qiyang taught her word of mouth, and she was able to memorize the entire song.

The tune of this song is relatively simple and easy to remember. After singing it twice, Qin Xueyang was able to sing the song completely with the accompaniment of Zhang Qiyang's guitar.

At this moment, Zhang Qiyang noticed that Qin Xueyang's voice had a very special thickness.

I don't know if it's because of fat, hypertrophy of the vocal cords, or other reasons, but the thickness of Qin Xueyang's throat is inherently magnetic, unpolished, and has a special texture.

Zhao Ziqi's singing voice also has thickness, but it can be clearly felt that the thickness of Zhao Ziqi's singing voice is much more of acquired practice and sculpting than innate. Zhao Ziqi's powerful singing skills and aura are purely trained.

But Qin Xueyang's fat voice, when he sang a little more seriously, actually had an innate powerful aura, which made Zhang Qiyang think of the super singer Adele in another world like an electric shock!

They are both fat, have been hurt, and have bruises in their hearts. Qin Xueyang's voice is similar to Adele's, which makes Zhang Qiyang inexplicably excited.

"Sing it again, add more emotion. Think about it, those who listen to the song can only masturbate for the rest of their lives. What a sad thing this is! You have to use your singing to soothe their bleeding wounded heart."

Qin Xueyang was puzzled and said: "Aren't you going to mock them, why should I comfort them?"

"The greatest irony in this world is nothing more than compassion from the heart. You have to stand on the moral high ground, like spreading the gospel, and sing their lives with the most pitiful singing voice."

"I probably understand."

"Just understand, come on, sing more sadly, imagine, so many people will masturbate all their lives, how sad! As a saint, don't you pity them? Come on! Sing your feelings this time! "

Just like a music producer or director, Zhang Qiyang guided Qin Xueyang to express his emotions.

When Qin Xueyang sang this time, listening to Zhang Qiyang's guitar accompaniment, he felt different.

Qin Xueyang experienced a very lonely and lonely atmosphere from this song, which felt like a lifetime of loneliness.

With deep pity, she sang the version that surprised Zhang Qiyang:

"...I think you'll keep masturbating, all your life masturbating alone, I think you'll just keep masturbating, this whole life..."

Accompanied by Qin Xueyang playing the guitar, Zhang Qiyang felt as if his heart would be sucked out by Qin Xueyang.

Qin Xueyang sang this version tepidly, but the heartfelt pain in her singing was exactly the same as that of Adele!
At this moment, Qin Xueyang is mocking those lusers who have masturbated all their lives with a pitiful singing voice, but it seems that she is also mocking herself who has been lonely for so long.

Although her singing is very painful, it also has a magical healing effect.

This may have something to do with her nature.

She is naturally an optimistic person. Even if the sky falls, she has the courage to use her fat body to hold the sky up, instead of being patted into meatloaf by the falling sky.

Her life is as dark and painful as the original owner's, but she will not go all the way to the dark like the original owner, falling into sadness and unable to extricate herself.

Her heartfelt singing is like her life, walking in a dark tunnel, there is always a warm light guiding her forward.

Even though she sang spoof songs like "Jerking Off Forever", the peaceful light in her singing still brought Zhang Qiyang to a peaceful and peaceful spiritual world.

This heartfelt singing voice touched Zhang Qiyang's heart invisibly, and tugged at the heartstrings of Zhang Qiyang's story.

After Qin Xueyang sang this time, only three words remained in Zhang Qiyang's mind: Awesome!
Zhang Qiyang would never have thought that this stupid and cute fat girl on his side would have the potential to become a top singer like Adele!

This fat girl usually has a thin voice when she speaks, why does it become so thick and magnetic when she sings?

What's even more impressive is that her singing voice also has a natural sad attribute, this is a voice that can sing and cry the whole world!

Although he is not a professional musician, Zhang Qiyang's ears are not bad. Qin Xueyang's voice is more powerful than Zhao Ziqi, who has amazed the whole country today!

If God gave Zhao Ziqi a golden rice bowl for singing, then God gave Qin Xueyang a golden rice bowl for singing!
If this fat girl concentrates on studying singing, given time, her achievements will definitely not be lower than Li Xuan's!
She may even become a super singer who is popular all over the world!

"How is it? Am I singing compassionate enough?"

Qin Xueyang has not realized that she has a tragic golden voice that is enough to sweep the world.

Zhang Qiyang gave Qin Xueyang a thumbs up: "It's awesome! You don't need to be my assistant in the future, just with your voice, you can directly enter the music scene!"

"Get into the music scene? What are you doing? Be a public singer? I don't want to do this job."

Qin Xueyang actually resisted being a singer.

Her father deceived the whole world and caused her so much harm that she is afraid to show her face in public now, but wears a black mask.

Always being pointed at by others behind her back and saying that she is the daughter of a liar, this has already caused a deep psychological shadow on Qin Xueyang.

At this stage, asking her to become a singer in public is almost like killing her, and she will definitely resist.

When will she be able to overcome this heartbreak, when will she be able to put aside everything and be brave enough to become a singer.

After Zhang Qiyang felt Qin Xueyang's strong resistance, he stopped trying to force others.

He took Qin Xueyang to fight against Heizi together, and posted the audio of the recorded guitar version of "Jerking Off for Life" and the photo of the big bra on Weibo.

He posted in high spirits: "You have to be happy in life, don't let the golden bottle be empty to the moon! There are girls today, today, roll off the sheets and have fun! Those who sing my bad words about my masturbation Sirs, I wish you "Lifetime Masturbation"!"

(End of this chapter)