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Chapter 310 is just a pretense

When I was thinking about it, the soul pig on my shoulder suddenly floated in front of me, looked at me blankly, then grinned, and suddenly slipped into the hood along the neckline of my clothes!
My whole face becomes extremely hot after just brushing it. This dead soul pig deliberately took advantage of me.

No, I'm going to dig it out.

But just when I wanted to reach into the hood to grab it, it suddenly opened its mouth and bit the sensitive spot on the top of my chest.

In an instant, as if I had been hit by an electric current, I shivered suddenly, and even called out without paying attention.

Damn it, it's too lewd, just like Yu Shuo.

I hurriedly pulled it out of the cover, only to find that it was smiling at me with a small mouth, and the two small eyes were no longer the blankness before, but very clear tenderness.

Then it actually said something: "My wife, you are very stupid."

My heart trembled wildly, it was Yu Shuo's voice, and he called his wife again!
But why did its consciousness suddenly...

"Actually, when I swallowed that ghost king, my consciousness completely woke up." Seeing me stunned for a while, it stared straight at me and said.

I just came back to my senses and said, "But you obviously didn't change at that time."

But it showed a look of shame on its pig face, and said: "Master Liu Qing has already told you, if I don't want to wake up, how can you let me wake up? It didn't change at that time, it was just because I pretended not to wake up." But Daoist Liu Qing has already seen the clues, so I simply stopped pretending."

After hearing this, I realized what was going on with it. It turned out that eating ghosts was indeed useful. No wonder its expression and mood changed at that time, but it was forcibly hidden by it later.

After understanding this point, I was so angry that it called me stupid just now, how can I bear it?
I suddenly reached out and grabbed it in my hand, and threw it hard at the corner of the corridor: "I tell you to pretend!"

It slammed into the wall with a puff, let out an ah, and then kicked its two calves, and there was no movement.

I was taken aback for a moment, it... it's not so fragile, it just hangs up like this?

I quickly ran over and squatted down next to it, and shouted nervously: "Yu Shuo, are you okay, don't scare me, if you just hang up like this, you will be laughed out of your teeth."

As I spoke, I poked its belly with my finger.

But it still didn't move.

It can't really be dead, I panicked completely, I immediately took it in my hand and shook it vigorously.

"Give...give me artificial respiration." It said abruptly.

"Okay." I replied subconsciously.

Then I let its little mouth move towards me, but when I was about to touch it, I suddenly reacted, dammit, it's teasing me!

That's right, it's okay to be slapped on the top of the mound by the ghost king's palm first, so why is it afraid of me falling like this?
Caring is chaos, but I didn't think of this for a while, so I was worried for nothing.

I hurriedly took it away from my mouth and shouted: "Still pretending, is it interesting?"

It just opened its eyes, smiled, and said: "My wife, you are so ruthless, if I hadn't carried the fall, I would have thrown my intestines out just now."

I looked at it with contempt and said, "You are a soul pig, you have a fart intestine."

"Eh? It seems to be right. This soul pig is the origin of my ghost emperor. It has no intestines. Hahaha, my wife is wise." It laughed.

I rolled my eyes at it, but felt that it was a bit funny, but it was not like this before.

But soon I figured it out, it was deliberately teasing me, diverting my attention, and preventing me from questioning the fact that it was cruelly trying to turn me into a betrothal girl.

Perhaps the reason why it pretended not to wake up was because it was afraid that I would ask it.

Thinking about how domineering and powerful it was when it first appeared in my eyes as a ghost emperor in Huangpi Village that night, but now it has to pretend to be funny with me in the face of relationship problems. Powerful people have become so ordinary under emotional problems.

Originally, I wanted to ask it a bunch of questions when it regained consciousness, but I felt that it was not a good time, so I could only temporarily hide those in my heart, just grabbed it and walked into my room Inside, close the door.

At this time, the expression on its face was not the same as before, it was a bit melancholy, and it didn't speak or look at me.

I sighed in my heart, knowing that this guy must feel very guilty for me now, but I have to make him feel guilty, who let him plot against me with the housekeeper before, if Zhao Gongming hadn't arrested me After leaving, the praying girl appeared successfully, what about my old lady?
It must be punished.I thought bitterly.

Immediately, I threw it to the corner of the room, and when it landed, it let out another cry, but immediately got up, looked at me, and asked, "My wife, are you abusing me?"

"My girl is going to sleep, so you can stay in the corner. If you don't speak to me, you are not allowed to leave that corner, or the family law will take care of you. Also, don't call me wife, the praying girl is your wife." I Holding his head high, he said arrogantly.

Then I didn't care about its reaction, I took off my coat and pants, and jumped onto the bed with only my underwear on.

But just when I was about to cover the quilt to sleep, it in the corner suddenly said: "Tsk tsk, wife, you are still in such a good figure, I like it."

My face became hot, this damn ghost is too perverted.

But I can't succumb to its "pretentious power", I immediately covered my body with the quilt, looked at it with a straight face, and said, "You are not allowed to peek at me when I am sleeping, face the wall for me!"

"Oh." It replied weakly, then turned around and looked at the wall.

I laughed secretly in my heart, and the resentment towards it disappeared immediately, but I couldn't just forgive it, so I continued: "I told you not to call my wife just now, but you still dare to call me, there will be another time , I will throw you far away."

"Oh." It replied weakly.

Only then did I lie down as if I had won a big victory, and fell asleep peacefully.

This time, I slept until it was high in the sun before waking up. The first thing I did when I opened my eyes was to look towards the corner, but I saw the sun shining in through the window, which happened to be shining in that corner, but the soul pig had disappeared.

It's a soul pig, if it's exposed to the sun like this, it won't hang?So it must have gone elsewhere.

I quickly sat up and shouted, "Yu Shuo, come out for me."

The voice fell, but there was no response from it.

Where did you go?
I lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed, but just as I moved to the side of the bed, Yu Shuo screamed from under her buttocks: "Oh, my wife, you are pressing me down!"

(End of this chapter)