pussy is bad

Chapter 311
I looked down, but I saw Yu Shuo was sitting between my hip bones, its piggy head was protruding from under my sensitive parts, and it was still struggling.

My face became hot, this dead pig is actually under my place, it's too lewd!
I hurriedly jumped out of bed, picked it up, threw it to a corner where there was no direct sunlight, and shouted: "Go away, you damn ghost!"

It slammed into the wall with a puff, and then bounced off and landed on the ground with a cry. It took a long time to get up, and said with a dazed face: "My wife, what are you doing? You just woke up and taught me a lesson." , what kind of hatred and what kind of resentment."

Looking at it like this, I felt that I was a bit too much, but I couldn't admit my mistake, so I said to it: "Why did you come to bed?"

"It's dawn, I don't dare to stay longer when the sun shines in, I can only hide on the bed." It said.

"Hmph, an excuse, it's obvious that he came to the bed to take advantage of me." I said with a cold snort.

"I don't have one," it said.

I glared at it, and didn't bother with this issue any more. I just grabbed the clothes and pants beside the bed and said, "I'm about to change. Turn around and don't look at it."

It turned around obediently.

I couldn't help being taken aback, when Yu Shuo faced me now, he seemed to have a kind of cowardice, maybe he felt guilty towards me, and he also knew that I had resentment in my heart.

I sighed in my heart, feeling that all the resentment in my heart had disappeared, but I just didn't know how to restore the relationship with it to the way it was before.

This can't be done in a short while, and I'm not in a hurry, I just grabbed the clothes next to me and changed them, then walked behind it and grabbed it in my hand, glanced at it, and said softly: " Stay safe in my pocket."

"Wife, you..." Seeing my attitude change, it couldn't help being taken aback.

I just smiled and stuffed it into my trouser pocket.

If before, I would worry that putting it in my pocket would crush it, but now I don't worry at all, it's fine no matter how I fall, and it can still be crushed to death?

Then I left the room.

When I walked into the main room, I saw the three daughters of Liu Guilan's family and the old man sitting in the yard basking in the sun and chatting. Presumably the old man had told them about the female ghost hanging in the sky.

Seeing me coming, Liu Guilan got up and said to me, "You're awake, there's hot breakfast in the kitchen, I'll bring it for you."

"Then I'm going to trouble Miss Guilan." I said with a smile.

"You two, master and apprentice, came to our village to chase away that female ghost. You are kind to our village. What I did was just a trivial matter." She waved her hand and smiled.

Then she went to the kitchen.

I went to wash up, and then went to the main room to eat some breakfast she prepared.

But now that the female ghost has died, and Yu Shuo has eaten a lot of ghosts, the old man and I naturally don't need to stay here, so the old man and I packed our bags, said goodbye to Liu Guilan's family, and headed out of the village. go.

As a result, as soon as they reached the entrance of the village, Liu Guilan's voice came from behind: "Taoist, please wait."

The old man and I turned around suspiciously, but were surprised to see Liu Guilan chasing after him with a large group of people from the village. These people were holding pancakes, dried fruits and other items in their hands, and they seemed to be giving them to us.

Sure enough, after Liu Guilan brought them over, she smiled and said to us: "The two Taoist priests have eliminated the evil in our village. This is a little gratitude from our villagers. I hope the two Taoist priests will definitely accept it."

After finishing speaking, the villagers stuffed the things in their hands into the hands of me and the old man, so frightened that the old man stepped back and waved his hands: "If you can't do it, you can't do it. Exorcising evil spirits is my duty to practice Taoism, old man. , how can I thank you."

"Does the Taoist think that our village has no good things?" Liu Guilan said with a smile.

"No, no, I really can't accept it. If a cultivator wants to receive gifts after exorcising evil spirits, his life may be shortened. I accept everyone's wishes, but gifts cannot be accepted." The old man continued waving his hands.

Liu Guilan and the villagers all looked at each other, thinking that this would really kill the old man's life, so they stopped forcing us with the things in their hands, and just sent us out of the village. Stop and let us master and apprentice leave by ourselves.

Walking on the dirt road with ten turns and eight turns in the mountains was extremely boring, so I asked Yu Shuo in my pocket, "Yu Shuo, by the way, your consciousness has awakened, but your body is still a pig, you still have to How many ghosts do you have to eat to return to your original form?"

When the old man next to me heard what I said, he couldn't help but look at me in surprise, but he saw through last night that Yu Shuo was pretending to be awake, and now he naturally guessed that Yu Shuo hadn't pretended to be anymore, which is quite strange. Soon calmed down and just walked.

Yu Shuo in his pocket replied: "The soul pig only has a trace of my ghost emperor's origin and my consciousness. The consciousness is relatively easy to awaken, and it doesn't need too much yin energy, but the ghost emperor's spirit body needs to be restored. The yin energy is huge, far beyond what one or two ghost kings can do, if you want me to recover as soon as possible, it is best to find an extremely yin place with plenty of yin energy, and let me absorb the yin energy myself."

"A place of extreme shade? Under the house you built in Mantuo Village, there can be flowers of extreme shade. Does that count as a place of extreme shade?" I asked hastily.

"It can be counted, but the place is too small and the Yin Qi is not enough, so it can't do anything." It said.

"Then what do you mean, the scope of this extremely dark place must be large enough?" I asked.

"Exactly," it said.

"Where can I find it? It's harder to find than ghosts." I wondered.

"Even if it's a place where ghosts gather, it can only be regarded as a yin place, a place of extreme yin, and it's hard to find," the old man also sighed at this time, "But, take your time to find it, you can also follow me to practice."

Well, that's all for now.

"Robbery, come quickly!"

Suddenly, a woman's anxious cry came from behind a corner blocked by the mountain wall in front.

I couldn't help but be taken aback, how could people be robbed in this backcountry?

But now is not the time to think about this question, I exchanged glances with the old man, then hurriedly ran towards the source of the sound, and soon turned the corner in front, and then I saw a fashionable woman with a travel bag on her back The child was running to this side in a panic, followed by two dark-skinned youths with knives in their hands!

"Help me!" Seeing us, the girl shouted immediately.

The two young men were taken aback, with panic flashing across their faces, but after realizing that we were just an old man and a woman, the panic dissipated, and one of them, who was still rather handsome, shouted viciously at us: "Don't mind your own business! , or you will be robbed together."

(End of this chapter)