Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 16 17 About Chang'e Stealing the Panacea (5)

It is not easy to be a hero, but it is even more difficult to be a hero who saves the world.

Han Dong's heart ached, even a good person was forced to become insane, Hou Yi, you worked hard!
Han Dong really expressed his feelings, but the facts showed that Han Dong was the real psychopath, and his worries were all in vain.

Hou Yi slapped his head: "I know, the second half of that poem is to keep the four directions!"

"It's windy and the road is long."

"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying."

"Andy the Warrior."

"Guard the Quartet!"

"Damn! May I ask Hou Yixi, can you give me a brick and let me shoot you to death!" Han Dong wanted to scold someone. I have been fighting wits and courage to find bows and arrows for you for a long time. You are here to show off Practicing sentiment in the sun!You are so poetic, does your mother know?
Han Dong's face was dark, and there was anger in his heart but he couldn't vent it. At this moment, he just wanted to complete the task quickly, steal the elixir, and hand it to Chang'e, Chang'e ascended, and I received the credit. , Waiting for Chang'e to fly to the moon palace, let your kid cry without hesitation.

"What, Hou Yi, let's not make fake adaptations of poems. Besides, with your culture, even a duck thinks you don't understand what ** is. Put down your ambitions first, and let's discuss life."

Hou Yi nodded like a writer, "Well, it's good to discuss life, I like to discuss life."

"How old are you this year? Do you have any goals in life?" Han Dong noticed that Hou Yi was a bit theoretical, and he couldn't understand the advanced chatter with him, so let's try to lie to children.

"Life goal? Of course I have it!" Hou Yi stood up and pointed to the sky, his whole body blooming with majesty.

Just when Han Dong thought he was going to talk about shooting the sun, he suddenly said: "My goal is to be a great poet and a philosopher of life!"

"Damn!" Han Dong was helpless again, what's wrong with this world?Hou Yi didn't want to shoot the sun, what kind of writer would he be?
Han Dong deeply discovered that since he took this task, everything in the world has changed. The original passionate myth has become funny, and the original warm story of the hero has become... ****?

Is there a problem with the mission system of the Heavenly Court, or is it a deception in the historical records?

Forget it, don't care, the most important thing is to complete the task, Han Dong has been completely helpless in this abnormal world.

"Writer, writer is very good!" Han Dong nodded with a smirk, and chatted with Hou Yi, and the chat lasted all afternoon.

As night fell, the nine suns in the sky were tired of playing and began to roll away slowly. The moon replaced the sky and emitted a gentle moonlight.

Taking advantage of the hard-won period of time, the villagers hurried out of the house to enjoy the rare quiet time.

Hou Yi finally got tired of talking on the top of the mountain, sat on the rock, looked up at the sky, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

At this moment, he didn't have the breath like a **** in the daytime, but revealed a helpless atmosphere of a hero, sighed, looked at the sky and meditated to himself: "There are ten birds in the sky, and they are the tallest creatures since the beginning of the world. Suffering from the generosity of the world, each of them has their own true fire of thousands of years, and possesses the purest and most powerful power between heaven and earth. However, with this invincible power, they don't know how to benefit the people of the world. Instead, they treat the world as a plaything and treat the people as Ants, such golden crows, what is the use of them?"

"Eh? Became a philosopher instead of being a poet?" Han Dong was taken aback by Hou Yi's sudden seriousness. What kind of trouble is he going to be a poet and a hero now?

Noticing Han Dong's stupid gaze, Hou Yi gave a wry smile, turned his head and looked at Han Dong with piercing eyes: "Actually, I'm not really stupid!"

"That's right, that psychopath admits he's sick!" Han Dong yawned.

"Actually, my goal in life is to shoot down all the suns in the sky."

"Well, it looks like a dream!" He continued to yawn.

"A few days ago, a Taoist priest asked me not to shoot the sun, and asked me to wait for someone. In fact, I have been waiting for someone."

"Is it first love or mistress?"

"You don't believe I really did it to shoot the sun?"

"I believe you are really waiting for mistress, otherwise what are you doing with your hands on my chest?" Han Dong looked at Hou Yi quietly.

"Um, I'm sorry, in order to create an atmosphere, I can't help it, I can't help it!" Hou Yi blushed and took away his hand.

"I really wanted to shoot the sun, but I was afraid that they would know my intention during the day, so I pretended to be stupid." As he said that, Hou Yi moved the boulder under his feet and showed a complete parabolic plan to him. Han Dong looked.

"Do you believe it now?"

Han Dong was slightly surprised when he saw the detailed plan under the boulder. He originally thought that Hou Yi was really just a lunatic, but he didn't expect this guy to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.

But Han Dong couldn't admit that he wanted to use this opportunity to complete the task.

"It's not impossible to believe you, but you are a little sincere." Han Dong rolled his eyes and looked at Houyi. He first wrote a poem to me, and then touched my chest. How can I believe you?
"Okay!" Hou Yi was afraid that Han Dong would not believe him, so he revealed a secret of his own: "Actually, actually, I have..."

"Damn, you don't have skin disease, do you?" Han Dong's eyes widened, and he frantically rubbed the piece of clothing touched by Hou Yi.

"No, actually I have a elixir! It was given to me by a fairy, and I can live forever if I take it."

"Ma Dan, I've been talking to you all afternoon, and it's finally on time!" Han Dong shed tears of emotion, and asked cautiously: "Where is the elixir? If you don't tell the truth, I won't believe you It’s for shooting the sun, for the common people. I can only believe you when I see the evidence.”

"Don't believe me?" Hou Yi was a little hairy, and said it without thinking: "I hide the elixir under the bed in the bedroom in the third dark compartment under the second bed leg, and there are four boxes inside. Elixir is ranked fifth."

"Damn, what you're hiding is too secret, right?" Han Dong scolded a scheming bitch, and quickly jumped off the rock and ran down the mountain. This honest man is really honest and cute, no wonder his own disciples want to steal his treasures.

Han Dong was afraid that Houyi would figure it out, so he hurried back as fast as he could.

Hou Yi was still curious about why Han Dong ran away. It wasn't until his figure completely disappeared from his sight that Hou Yi suddenly realized that it was like a lightning strike in his mind.

"Could it be that you know I'm going to shoot the sun and help me find a bow and arrow? It's so heartwarming!" Hou Yi covered his heart with his hands, his face full of excitement.

"Wait, what's wrong? Why is he heading towards my house?" Hou Yi's expression changed.

"Damn it, Han Dong, you son of a bitch, don't touch my elixir!"

Hou Yi finally figured out why Han Dong had been with him for a whole day and asked so many things about what had happened to him recently, so Hou Yi let go and ran down the mountain.

(End of this chapter)