Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 17 18 About Chang'e Stealing the Panacea (6)

Watching Houyi's figure chasing after him, Han Dong quickened his steps and ran towards his house.

At this moment, Peng Meng walked over, called Han Dong, threw a lot of things on his back in front of him, and gasped heavily.

"I've already finished the things, what else do you have to order?" For the shrewd and decisive Han Dong, Peng Meng didn't dare to play tricks, so he might as well pretend to be friendly to please him, maybe he can use it for himself.

Seeing Peng Meng coming at this moment, Han Dong secretly thought of the savior, and before he had time to talk nonsense with him, he pointed at Hou Yi who was rushing down the mountain: "Go and give him the bow and arrow, and say that I used it for him to shoot the sun. Then you tell him all the manufacturing process in detail, it’s okay if you don’t go into details!”

After Han Dong finished speaking, he turned his head and disappeared into the darkness.

Peng Meng didn't know what Han Dong meant. If you have a bow and arrow, you can't use it immediately, and you have to explain its source. It's not for sale. Why is it so laborious?
But since Han Dong ordered, Peng Meng didn't have much to say, so he stopped Hou Yi with a bow and arrow!
"Master, this is..."

"Oh, get up! I don't have time to talk to you!"

Before Peng Meng finished speaking, he was slapped aside by Hou Yi. The bow and arrow on his back flew all over the ground, and a finger-thick arrow sank into his ass.

"Well, it hurts!"

A feeling of being raped hit my heart, Peng Meng touched his hot face, stuttered and couldn't speak, shit, I provoke someone today, first I lost 30 taels in the fight against the landlord, and then chopped off the whole It hurts so much to grow a tree all day long, but at night I have to be slapped again. Who did I offend by stepping on a horse?

Hou Yi looked up, Han Dong's figure had disappeared, and he slapped his thigh hard in hatred.

Looking at Peng Meng with hatred, he said, "What are you doing here?"

"Master, master, I came to bring you a bow and arrow, but I didn't expect you to slap me directly." Peng Meng looked at Hou Yi resentfully, covering his face.

"Send a bow and arrow?" Hou Yi noticed that there was a huge bow lying behind Peng Meng, and a finger-thick iron arrow stuck in his buttocks.

Seeing the bow and arrow, Hou Yi's eyes flashed a gleam of joy. Isn't his dream of many years short of these few things?

"Where did you get this bow and arrow?"

"Pfft!" Hou Yi pulled out the arrow.

"Ah... ah... ah... my ass! Master, do you want to be so ruthless?" Peng Meng almost fainted from the pain, and explained, clutching his bleeding buttocks: "That person just asked me to do it Yes, it wasted a lot of my strength."

Hou Yi glanced in the direction where Han Dong disappeared, and stared carefully at the arrow feathers in his hand: "How come I didn't think of such a good way to directly make an arrow?"

Peng Meng clutched his injured butt, and didn't forget what Han Dong told him: "Master, you don't know, I took a lot of effort to remove this arrow feather from the window of the villagers. That scene can be described as thrilling." Ah, and this bow, but it took me all afternoon to make it. It is more than a dozen big trees hugging two people.

The most awesome thing is the tendons on the bow. You don’t know the way the little bastard Wang Er Er stared at me with a knife. As long as I dared to touch his cow’s part, he would cut himself at the same part. , After I got the tendon, I also fixed the bullwhip. "

With a bad expression on his face, he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

Pengmeng, Pengmeng, is this how my teacher usually teaches you?Hou Yi gave Peng Meng a dissatisfied look, and said, "You will be fined to apologize to Wang Laoer another day, and by the way, express my apology as a teacher, and tell him that in order to make up for his physical trauma, Hou Yi, I will do my best in the future." If you want a son, I can do my best to help!"

Pengmeng was sweating profusely: "If you want to help, I think Wang Laoer will kill you!"

Hou Yi didn't notice the expression on Peng Meng's face, so he stopped talking to Peng Meng after speaking, happily ran to the mountain again with his bow and arrow, and began to perfect his great plan for several years. Things were left behind.

Seeing that Hou Yi's dream had hope, Peng Meng was even more excited than Hou Yi. He finally had time to go to Hou Yi's house to steal the elixir.

………………

The night is deep, the road is long, the autumn wind is bleak, and the flowers are full and the moon is full!

In the dark night, Han Dong came to Hou Yi's house again, glanced around, climbed over the wall skillfully, sneaked into Hou Yi's house, and skillfully hid the second bed leg, the third, the fourth under the foot of the bed The fifth position behind the box got the elixir wrapped in oil paper, and then quietly left the bedroom.

The next task is to give the elixir to Chang'e.

Glancing through the gap in the window, Chang'e's graceful figure is at home. At this time, the meal has been cooked and waiting for Houyi to return. Any married man who sees that virtuous and virtuous expression will hate himself for marrying a woman. tigress.

But how should I give the elixir to Chang'e?There are about three unreliable ways.

The first one, go in and drop the elixir and leave. Don't ask me who I am, please call me the porter of the elixir.

No, overthrow!
The second one is to pretend to be a fairy and go in to give Chang'e a fortune teller, and then say that her career line is not perfect, and she needs this elixir for beauty and breast enhancement to make up for her career line. No woman can resist it, right?
But seeing Chang'e's skin as white as snow, that small mouth with red lips and white teeth, that big shining eyes, and the huge breasts that are big enough to kill any man...

Let's overthrow it again, do you need to say something else, even if it is really a beauty pill, if you eat it, is it for the people in the heaven to see, and it has half a cent to do with yourself?Han Dong has never been a person who abandons the small self and achieves the big self.

The third one, according to the records in the fairy tales, Hou Yi personally handed over the elixir to Chang'e...

This method works.

Han Dong nodded secretly, and summoned the Heavenly Court mission system.

"System, system, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

"Chang'e!"

"Then who is the most handsome man in the world?"

"You're not anyway!"

"..."

Han Dong compared his middle fingers to the system's honesty, and said, "Almighty system, can you transform me into anyone?"

"Please put away your thigh-hugging expression, the system is omnipotent and can transform you into anyone!"

Han Dong: "Can you turn me into Hou Yi?"

System: "No!"

"Why? Aren't you omnipotent?" Han Dong's face became gloomy.

System: "Hmph, little brat, don't think I don't know what you want to do, Chang'e belongs to our big heaven, you are not allowed to take advantage of her."

Damn it, you scrap iron with a core and no conscience!I worked my life for you, so you should give me some benefits!
(End of this chapter)