Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 18 19 About Chang'e Stealing the Panacea (7)

"You don't change, you don't change, I took the elixir, so that you will never get Chang'e!" Han Dong threatened with the elixir, but the second half of the sentence didn't kill Han Dong.

The cold ridicule of the system came out: "The elixir, the task item, cannot be used! Even if you really took the elixir, we still have nine thousand nine hundred ways to get her to the heaven..."

"Damn it! Black-hearted system, black-hearted heaven!"

……

It was obvious that the system did not believe that Han Dong's transformation into Hou Yi was really to give away the elixir. No matter how Han Dong fooled around, it just didn't agree.

Han Dong's teeth itched in anger, and the unscrupulous encounter with the goddess of his dream was also broken.

Since the system refused to help, Han Dong had to figure it out on his own. It would be better to trust the national football team to reach the quarter-finals than relying on this broken system!
"Dong dong dong..."

Han Dong knocked lightly on the door, and stood outside the door, thinking of ways to fool Chang'e.

In the house, Chang'e was waiting for Hou Yi. When she heard the sound of the door, she thought it was Hou Yi who had returned. With a happy smile on her face, she trot over to open the door in surprise, but what she saw was a strange picture. Face.

"Who are you?" Chang'e was a little surprised, but her tone was still very gentle.

Um, what should I say?Han Dong's mind was running extremely fast.

"I... I'm Hou Yi's friend!" Han Dong lied casually. Since he couldn't be Hou Yi and Chang'e to have some private conversations on this full moon night, he could only be his friend and fantasize about some privacy on this full moon night.

"Oh, his friend! Come in and sit down!" Chang'e was surprised when she heard this, and welcomed Han Dong into her home very enthusiastically.

Ever since Houyi said that he wanted to shoot the sun, fewer and fewer people came to his family, and the villagers felt that Hou Yi was stupid, otherwise how could he go to shoot the sun beyond his control?

What is the sun?That is the overlord hanging in the sky, the god in charge of the life and death of human beings, you dare to fight against the gods, what if they punish you?The villagers who have been bullied by the sun have already planted a seed of fear in their hearts. They believe that the sun is sacred and inviolable. Although it is very difficult now, and hundreds of people die every day due to the high temperature, they still I firmly believe that this is just a punishment from the sun temporarily, and one day this punishment will disappear, it just takes time.

Even if this time is ten thousand years, or even forever!
But the villagers have long lost their resistance to the sun, thinking that Hou Yi will be punished by the gods sooner or later for doing so.

Gradually, people in the village began to alienate Hou Yi, and his relatives and friends stopped communicating with Hou Yi. Except for Chang'e and Peng Meng, Hou Yi had no friends at all.

No one knows Hou Yi's true thoughts, and no one applauds Hou Yi's calculation methods every day and night, and his enthusiasm for saving the common people in the world. All he gets is a blank stare and an expression full of disgust.

The only thing Hou Yi has is his unrequited passion and his wife Chang'e, who is gentle and virtuous, who will never change until death.

Seeing Han Dong at this time, Chang'e felt a warm current in her heart for a long time. This was the first friend she had ever met who did not alienate Hou Yi.

Welcoming Han Dong into the home, Chang'e hurriedly brought an extra pair of chopsticks and invited Han Dong to sit down and eat.

Han Dong nodded. Although he couldn't get close to the goddess in his dream, eating some of her dishes was enough to make him happy for a while.

Taking advantage of the break from eating, Han Dong didn't forget his business.

"Crack! Oops, I dropped my chopsticks!"

Han Dong's hands trembled, and he quickly squatted down to pick up the chopsticks. He used the legendary magic weapon of peeping to pick up chopsticks with ease.

But this time Han Dong wasn't peeping, he was a good guy, and he never used this trick to peek under a girl's skirt.I still remember that the secretary's underwear was Pleasant Goat, very cute and cute!
What's more, Chang'e was wearing a sackcloth, so she couldn't see it even if she wanted to.

Throw the elixir secretly on the ground, pretending to have discovered it by accident.

"Huh? Why is there a pearl falling on the ground? Is it yours?" Han Dong picked up the elixir and asked solemnly.

"Huh? It's not mine. The money is all with Houyi. How can I have money to buy pearls?" Chang'e shook her head honestly.

"I'll go, Hou Yi, you're so stingy!" Han Dong felt contemptuous in his heart, and the scheme he had been pondering for a long time was ruthlessly exposed by No Money.

"Hey, Sister Chang'e, you see that your nails are split, so hurry up and twist this pearl into powder to maintain it!" The first routine failed, and the second routine came out.

Chang'e shook her head again: "Houyi said, don't let me take other people's things at will! He can't afford it!"

"Your uncle Hou Yi!" Han Dong despised again, and the second routine failed again.

Routine Three:
"Okay, Sister Chang'e, I'm actually an immortal, because you are a virtuous person who has moved the world, so I came down to earth to give you this elixir."

Chang'e shook her head again: "Am I virtuous? But I never wash clothes or dishes at home. When Hou Yi made a mistake, I would punish him to kneel on the washboard. A few days ago, I even put crotons in the pot instead of soybeans." Li, Immortal, have you found the wrong person?"

"I said you are who you are!" Han Dong didn't bother to talk nonsense, he raised his eyebrows and forced the elixir to Chang'e.

But Han Dong forgot one thing, that is, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Although Han Dong insisted on exercising for decades, he was still no match for Chang'e's dozens of days of swinging a hoe. Han Dong's hand bones are about to shatter!

I really don't know how Peng Meng coerced Chang'e to hand over the elixir. With this wrist strength, it should be Peng Meng who was injured!

"I'll kneel down and beg you to take it, okay?" Han Dong wanted to cry, but Chang'e was very determined, and he didn't want the panacea for life or death.

When Han Dong was at his wit's end, he suddenly heard a loud crash outside the door, and then a figure flashed past the window, stumbling out of the hospital like a fertilized rabbit.

Han Dong saw at a glance that the figure was Peng Meng who had come to camp, secretly said "savior", and seized the opportunity to shout.

"Come on, there's a thief, he's probably here to steal sex! I'm going to catch him and beat him up!" Han Dong threw down the elixir and took the opportunity to run out.

Chang'e shouted from behind: "Comrade, your pearl has fallen to me, when will you come back to get it?"

After Chang'e finished shouting, Han Dong's pace became even faster.

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On the dark path, Han Dong finally handed over the elixir to Chang'e as he wished. His mission was finally completed. As soon as tonight, when Houyi shoots the sun tomorrow, Peng Meng will threaten Chang'e to hand over the elixir. Then Chang'e will eat the elixir, and his mission will be completed!Just think about it and be happy!
Han Dong, who was humming a ditty happily, suddenly saw a sneaky figure hiding not far away.

That figure was looking at him secretly, watching his every move.

Who else but Peng Meng?Han Dong smiled coldly, turned around and left as if he didn't see it.

(End of this chapter)