Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 2 03 Illiteracy
"Okay, okay! I want to play Doudizhu." Sun Wukong didn't know what Doudizhu was like. When he heard that Han Dong was going to play Doudizhu with him, his mouth was crooked for joy, and tears flowed all over the place.

Seeing Sun Wukong's happy expression, Han Dong thought to himself that there was something going on, and continued to bewitch him: "Then let me go first, I'll go up and invite some monk down, how about the three of us playing together."

But when Sun Wukong heard that Han Dong was going to the top of the mountain, his originally happy expression immediately calmed down a lot, and he grabbed Han Dong's leg a little tighter, shaking his head and said: "No, we can just play Doudizhu, that monk is very happy." I'm busy, so don't bother him."

Oh, I'll go, you're not stupid!Han Dong secretly admired Monkey King's cleverness, whoever said that monkeys have no IQ, if you come out, I promise to kill you!

"No way, Doudizhu requires three people to play. Let go of me and I'll ask him to doudizhu." Han Dong looked up at the top of the mountain. Tang Seng had already arrived in front of the prison and was trying to find a way to release it. Han Dong was very heartbroken Anxious, helpless can only continue to bewitch.

Sun Wukong also glanced up, seeing that Tang Seng was already in front of the prison, he heaved a sigh of relief and laughed happily: "Forget it, my old grandson won't play, stop playing!"

"Grass!" Hundreds of thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past Han Dong's heart, but he didn't expect to be swayed by the monkey.

Seeing that Tang Seng had arrived in front of the prison, Han Dong's anxious mood calmed down again. Even if he wanted to stop it at this moment, it was too late, so he might as well sit down and have a heart-to-heart talk with the monkey.

"Well, Monkey King, what would you do if you were released?" Han Dong asked with a sneer.

"What to do?" Sun Wukong's eyes suddenly flashed with a cheap smile: "I will only do two things when I come out."

"These two?"

"The sky is turned upside down, and the gods perish."

"Well, it's understandable. Being cheated so hard by the Jade Emperor, it's reasonable to come out and ask him to settle accounts." Han Dong nodded slightly, "What about the second one?"

"The second thing is to kill you grandson first when I come out!" Sun Wukong said with murderous intent in his eyes.

"Plop..." Han Dong was so frightened that his legs softened, and he fell to the ground. It turned out that Monkey King knew Han Dong's purpose a long time ago, and just took the opportunity to delay Han Dong's time so that he could not stop it. Tang Seng breaks the seal!

Who said monkeys are brainless?This guy is clearly a monkey spirit!

Fortunately, Han Dong still likes to watch Lao Liang tell stories. The stories always say that Sun Wukong is an honest and brainless sage. Looking at it now, he really believed in his evil at the beginning. Lao Liang clearly cheated people for his salary .

Han Dong didn't dare to look into Sun Wukong's eyes anymore, so he quickly got up and ran towards the top of the mountain at a speed of 120 miles.

Tang Seng, Tang Seng, you must not let the narrow-minded guy Sun Wukong out, or I will die!
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The wind howled and the sun scorched.

Han Dong ran at top speed on the tall Wuzhi Mountain, running wildly like a frightened rabbit.

But it was too late, Tang Seng on the top of the mountain glanced at the imprisonment above, and began to study the solution on the ground.Han Dong could only run as fast as he could.

An hour later, Han Dong finally ran up to the top of the mountain panting heavily. He thought Tang Seng had already broken the seal, and Monkey King was already waiting at the top of the mountain with a stick.

Unexpectedly, after reaching the top of the mountain, Tang Seng did not go to lift the imprisonment, but squatted on the ground and kept drawing crosses and circles.

Han Dong was also curious. He walked over and squatted beside Tang Seng and asked, "Master Xuanzang, didn't you come to unseal Sun Wukong? Why didn't you let him out?"

Tang Seng raised his head to look at Han Dong, touched his head in confusion and said, "I want to let him out, but the confinement of this eight-character mantra is too difficult. I have been thinking about it for an hour and I still don't understand the multiplication mentioned in the confinement." What does the word mean, whether it is Mahayana, Middle Vehicle or Hinayana, it has never been mentioned in the Buddhist scriptures."

Han Dong also looked up at the eight-character mantra, and suddenly felt a wry smile.

"Ask, what is two times two?"

Such a question...is really not found in Buddhist scriptures.

Oh my god, are all the people in the Buddhist world of the West Paradise funny?
Seeing Tang Seng's expression of contemplation and puzzlement, Han Dong secretly sighed for him.

It is really embarrassing for the ancient people who counted with chopsticks to calculate the multiplication formula. It is really thanks to the Buddha that he can figure it out. It would be strange if Tang Seng could do it!

Seeing this, Han Dong's nervous mood finally relaxed.Pulling Tang Seng to the side, he began to perform the task formally.

To complete the task, Han Dong needs to delay for ten hours, but this task is not difficult.

For Han Dong, who often reads Journey to the West, Tang Seng is the most clear about what kind of pee he is. As long as he brings out two sets of Buddhist scriptures and communicates with Tang Seng, he will be able to chat from dawn to dusk, and this Tang Seng likes to play around. Convincing people with morality, to put it bluntly, is vanity. As long as someone listens to his lectures, it is absolutely 100% willing.

In this way, the probability of completing the task is very high. Han Dong was secretly happy, and immediately poured out all the Ksitigarbha scriptures he was familiar with, waiting for Tang Seng's guidance.

But when Han Dong really wanted to exchange Buddhist scriptures with Tang Seng, he saw Tang Seng staring at him like an idiot: "What are you talking about? I don't understand!"

Now Han Dong became curious: "Master, aren't you familiar with all kinds of scriptures? How come you haven't even heard of such a famous scripture?"

Now it was Tang Seng's turn to be curious. He looked at Han Dong carefully, and after making sure that he was not joking, he laughed out of breath.

"This benefactor, are you sick? Who told you that I am familiar with all kinds of scriptures? If I am familiar with all kinds of scriptures, why would I go to the west?"

"Then what are you doing in West Paradise?"

"Of course I'm picking up girls. If I didn't say that I went to the West to learn scriptures, why would the king of Tang give me a holiday? What kind of society is it now, and you still chant scriptures? Why don't you learn from Li Jing to protect your family and country!"

"Fuck, pick up girls?" Han Dong felt that his brain was a little short-circuited, and Tang Seng didn't even learn from the scriptures?Since taking this task, everyone has become abnormal.Ultraman doesn't fight little monsters, Goddess Guanyin doesn't study magic spells, and even Tang Monk doesn't learn scriptures.

God, what's wrong with this world?
Han Dong felt like he was about to go berserk, are you kidding me in the Heavenly Court system?

Seeing Han Dong in a daze, Tang Seng shook his hand in front of him, and said, "Hey, don't be dazed, don't you want to chat with me? Hurry up!"

"But what are we talking about? You don't understand Buddhist scriptures, you don't know multiplication formulas, and you probably don't know any celebrity gossip. Can we still have a common language?" Han Dong spread his hands helplessly.

"Of course there is!" Tang Seng said with a smirk and took out a picture album from his arms and handed it to Han Dong. Let me show you the treasure that I have treasured for many years!"

(End of this chapter)