Chapter 3 04
"What is it? Let me see!" Han Dong looked curiously at the treasure in Tang Seng's hand, and his expression changed in the next second.

"Hold the grass! What kind of people are you? Is this me a wretched man?" Han Dong looked at the little book in Tang Seng's hand, licked his lips a few times, but finally said nothing.

Although he despised Tang Seng's actions, to be honest, Han Dong really didn't miss the demand in this regard, and he would still move in the real combat version.

If it's really about who is more wretched, Han Dong is indeed a little bit taller than Tang Seng.

But...Han Dong can just look at it for himself. As a monk, Tang Seng, is it really okay to do this?

When I think of a bald man hiding under the quilt and lighting a candle in the dark night, looking at some discordant pictures... There was no way to solve it with hands in that era... It just so happened that there were a few bachelors sleeping beside him Hundreds of years of monsters...

Han Dong didn't dare to think about what happened next, it made him sick to think about it.

Tang Seng, Tang Seng, how can you be so wretched?

Now Han Dong is not worried that Tang Seng will be accompanied by a few monsters with ulterior motives, nor is he worried that he will harm Tang Seng if he encounters a female fairy on the road.

He is now worried that those female monsters will be ruthlessly harmed by Tang Seng after meeting Tang Seng.

"How is it? Not bad!" Tang Seng asked with a smirk while holding a book.

"Forehead……"

Han Dong tried his best to control his emotions. If it wasn't for the mission, Han Dong wouldn't be able to resist throwing this beast-faced Monk Hua off Wuzhi Mountain. King Tang was so relieved to let such a person go to learn scriptures.

"This isn't the best yet, I'll show you another one!"

Tang Seng stretched out his hand and flipped through another page of yellow paper, leaned in front of Han Dong with a smirk and said, "How about this one? It's a picture I secretly drew of Princess Tang taking a bath!

And this one is a photo of me peeking at Tang Wang's concubine taking a bath.

And this one... I peeked at King Tang and his wife..."

"Damn! Don't say it!" Han Dong almost ran away again, and now he understands why King Tang sent this guy to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Fortunately, this guy is still the most trusted cousin of King Tang.

Han Dong suppressed the feeling of nausea, and cast his gaze on the comic book in Tang Seng's hand.

Although I am very disgusted with Tang Seng, but to be honest, the beauties in the Tang Dynasty are really good-looking, and the figure is also very good, especially the concubine of the Tang Dynasty is the most beautiful woman, her face and figure are no worse than modern Korean actresses .

Unknowingly, Han Dong was gradually brought into the wretched ranks by the unscrupulous Tang Seng.

From being very disdainful at the beginning, to holding back to read it later, and then slowly admiring it, until finally Han Dong rushed to flip the book with Tang Seng.

Time passed without knowing it, and it was already dark in a blink of an eye.

From the bottom of the mountain came the impatient voice of Sun Wukong and others: "Hey, that monk, the eight-character mantra is on the top. Didn't you agree to let me out and I will help you eliminate demons? Why is there no movement?"

"Benefactor, just wait a little longer, I'm researching the solution to this eight-character mantra, just wait for a while!" Tang Seng dealt with it casually while reading the comic book in his hand.

"Could it be that your research method is to look at some discordant pictures?" Monkey King's displeased voice came from the bottom of the mountain again.

"No and no!" Tang Seng turned a page of yellow paper again, waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, this monkey benefactor, the book in the poor monk's hand is not some disharmonious picture, if you don't know don't talk nonsense, it's It’s the combination of life’s avenues.”

"Okay, look, I'll kill you when I come out!" Sun Wukong replied angrily, and there was no more movement from the mountain.

Until Han Dong and Tang Seng read the last page with great interest, they closed the book reluctantly.

It was already dawn at this time, and the sky in the distance had already turned pale.

Han Dong looked up at the sky, ten o'clock had already arrived, and the Bodhisattva had almost arrived.

At this time, the system's voice prompt came to my mind: "This task has been completed. .

Task Name: Procrastinating Grumpy Monkey.

Task Difficulty: Low.

Mission description: Tang Seng, a sutra learner, was instructed by the Bodhisattva to release Monkey King. However, there is something wrong with the magic spell on the Bodhisattva’s side and is being repaired.It takes time, ten hours.

Task Status: Completed.

Please help Tang Seng untie the prison and release Monkey King. "

"Mission completed?" Hearing the system prompt in his mind, Han Dong felt a lot relieved.After reading the banned books for ten hours with Tang Seng, he really had enough.

Now that the task has been completed, Han Dong is embarrassed to drag Sun Wukong any longer. After all, the grumpy Sun Dasheng has been waiting for ten hours, which is equivalent to telling a prisoner who is about to be released that he will lock you up for another ten hours. Years, then he must even have the heart to kill, let alone the Monkey King?
After clapping his hands, Han Dong came to the front of the prison, and looked at the question of how much two times two equals. Han Dong asked Tang Seng to take out a pen, which was soaked with ink, and then swiped the pen and ink under the huge banner, writing a vigorous and powerful sentence. A "four" character, and then threw the pen back.

Tang Seng grabbed the pen, stared blankly at the huge "four" character under the banner, scratched his head, and looked suddenly enlightened.

"Two times two equals four? Why didn't I think of that?" Tang Seng patted his head fiercely, looking like I was so stupid, and then knelt down to Han Dong with a plop: "God man, benefactor What a god-man, even the imprisonment set by the Buddha can be untied, please accept my knee!"

It's just a two-by-two multiplication formula.

Han Dong humbly accepted the flattery of Tang Seng's Tang Seng, and pretended to be unfathomable and deeply pretended: "Don't dare to be a god, you just need to remember that everything in the world complements each other, generates and restrains each other. The generation must stick to the mind, be neither sad nor happy, observe the mind with eyes, nose, and self-discipline, in order to achieve the soul of the Buddha and God, in order to prevent all things from invading, and become a generation of true Buddhas, although this has nothing to do with Tang Seng.

But there is Tao outside the Tao, Tao follows nature, and everything in the world cannot escape its orbit after all, Tang Seng, you still have a lot to learn! "

After Han Dong finished speaking old-fashionedly, he patted Tang Seng's shoulder mysteriously.

"Disciple has been accepted!" Tang Seng listened, but became very serious.

At that time, Han Dong only thought that Tang Seng was playing with his own sentiment, but he didn't expect that Tang Seng was playing with true feelings!
What Han Dong didn't expect was that his nonsense at this moment changed Tang Seng's future path by mistake, and he didn't expect that when Han Dong saw Tang Seng again one day after a long time , when holding a comic book that takes away the color to share with Tang Seng, it is not a lewd and wretched expression, but a gang fight between Tang Seng and his disciples. . . . .

(End of this chapter)

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