Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 87 105 Lovely Zhong Kui (12)

"Well, I'm Zhong Kui, Jianglong, are you sick and don't even recognize me?" The young man was full of doubts, and reached out to touch Han Dong's forehead: "I don't have a fever, why don't you even recognize me?" , Jianglong, you were beaten stupid by the toad spirit, right?"

"Go, go, go!" Han Dong slapped off the young man's big hand, looking at the handsome young man in front of him, he couldn't believe that he was Zhong Kui for a long time!

Han Dong hugged Zhong Kui in surprise, rubbed left and right on his face, and said incredulously, "Zhong Kui, did you have plastic surgery? Why did you become so handsome all of a sudden?"

"It seems that you were really fooled by the toad spirit!" Zhong Kui slapped Han Dong's hand off, shook his shoulder and said, "I've always looked like this, Jianglong, don't you know me?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Han Dong looked at Zhong Kui curiously: "Isn't it said that you are extremely ugly, the ugly ones were all killed by Tang Taizong, how did you become so handsome?"

Seeing Han Dong's unbelievable look, Zhong Kui also became angry, and snorted coldly: "I am full of anger when I say this. The rumors about my ugliness are all due to the customs of the Tang Dynasty and poor aesthetics. It’s not at 01:30, I think fat is beautiful! Thinking about it, I’m also drunk. People are born to eat and not grow meat, okay? Unexpectedly, because Tang Wang didn’t like my appearance, he took one of my champions The position was taken away, and I jumped into the river in a fit of anger and committed suicide."

The more Zhong Kui thought about it, the more angry he became, and in the end he was so angry that he almost burst into tears: "I have a pity for Zhong Kui, who was smart all his life and full of knowledge. In the end, he belched without even having a child. Thinking about it is tears!"

"Oh, so that's the case!" It was the first time Han Dong heard another version of Zhong Kui's legend, and he was also drunk, so he patted Zhong Kui's shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay, it's not your fault, blame it if you want You were born in the wrong age, you didn’t eat much when you were young, and you will be troubled when you grow up, as the old saying goes, if you are young and don’t eat, the boss has low blood pressure, you are sad enough!”

Zhong Kui raised his head in embarrassment: "Jianglong, are you comforting me or hitting me?"

"That depends on what you think!" Han Dong snickered twice, and stopped discussing his appearance with Zhong Kui. People are more angry than others, and comforting a person who is more handsome than himself but commits suicide because of his appearance is really disgusting Hey, Han Dong was afraid of going on, so he jumped off the cliff and committed suicide.

Moving away from the subject, Han Dong asked in confusion: "I've always wanted to ask a question, that is, you are so handsome, why do your descendants grow up like this?"

"Hey! This matter has to start from 300 years ago!" Zhong Kui sighed and began to tell the story slowly.

"Actually, Zhong Xiaojiao shouldn't have grown up like this. Her real face should be like this in the portrait, but the reason for all this lies with me!"

"How do you say that? Could it be that Zhong Xiaojiao became like this because of you? What did you do to offend her?" Han Dong faintly felt that this matter was going to be complicated, and that another gossip was about to be born, so he couldn't help being happy. Listen quietly.

Zhong Kui sighed and said, "Hey! This incident started 300 years ago.

Back then Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty ruled the world and governed the country well. He was highly anticipated by the people and he was an idol in the hearts of many young people. And I am a super fanatic in the army of fans.

I originally wanted to become a martial arts champion and contribute to the country, but the most indispensable thing in that era was talents. It happened that Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty was still a member of the Appearance Association. , seven fonts, and at the same time practiced dozens of martial arts cheats, including the Sunflower Collection, and finally made it to the finals with one sentence, and the opponent was a man born with polio who was afraid of dogs.

I thought I could easily defeat my opponent and become the number one warrior in the Tang Dynasty, but unexpectedly, the polio-fearing dog man turned out to be the proctor's nephew, and I happened to sin against him when I was in the folk. Thinking of the uncle who is afraid of the dog man actually using his official position to equip the man who is afraid of the dog with a hidden weapon, the two of us fought eight hundred rounds..."

"Wait!" Seeing Zhong Kui pulling further and further away, Han Dong quickly grabbed his arm: "Why do I feel that this scene is familiar? Zhong Kui, are you applying the plot from Zhou Xingchi's movie?"

Zhong Kui was held back by Han Dong, and asked suspiciously: "Who is Zhou Xingchi? Why should I apply his plot?"

"Oh, I forgot, you are an ancient person, and you don't know Zhou Xingchi!" Han Dong wiped his sweat, and said, "Go on, but I have watched this scene countless times, so you just tell me the key points." .”

"But you haven't told me who Stephen Chow is!" Zhong Kui asked while pulling Han Dong.

"Uh, Zhou Xingchi is a very handsome person, tell me the reason, I'm waiting to finish the task and eat!" Han Dong casually said something perfunctory to Zhong Kui.

"Is he handsome?" Zhong Kui's eyes lit up when he heard the word handsome, and he continued to ask without giving up.

"Well, he's handsome."

"How handsome?"

"As handsome as you!"

"Oh, was he also forced to commit suicide by jumping into the river by the King of Tang? Let me introduce you if you have a chance, we know each other!"

"Okay, I'll introduce it to you if I have the chance, but don't you think it's out of context to discuss this matter now?" Han Dong's face turned ugly in an instant: "If you don't talk about business, I don't care about your offspring's marriage. She loves you." It doesn't matter to me whether I marry or not, or whether I get married or not!"

"Oh, let me just say that! Since we started playing, we have been constantly looking at each other's strength. When a master fights, neither the enemy can move nor the other can't move, so neither of us moves, just watching quietly like this , I remember he was wearing gray long johns, black socks, and red..."

"Stop!" Han Dong hurriedly stopped Zhong Kui from speaking, and if he continued, it would be unsuitable for children: "Brother, please can you pick the key points? My time is very precious!"

Han Dong yelled at Zhong Kui, what kind of background characters are these arranged by the system, all of them seem to be chattering, are they challenging my patience?
Zhong Kui shrank his neck from Han Dong's roar, and finally said the main point: "After I won the champion of martial arts, I got the opportunity to go to Beijing to face the saint, but unexpectedly, that uncle who is afraid of dog boys is actually in the place of His Majesty Tang Wang!" They sent me a small report, saying that not only was I as thin as a bean sprout, but also as dark as a briquette, as ugly as I could be.”

"What's the result?" Han Dong couldn't help asking excitedly.

"As a result, the king of Tang vomited after hearing this, and before he saw me, he deprived me of the number one scholar, and was also blacklisted. I will never set foot in the capital again!"

(End of this chapter)