Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 88 106 Lovely Zhong Kui (13)

"So you committed suicide by jumping into the river?" Han Dong asked with blinking eyes.

"Of course not! How could I commit suicide because of such a trivial matter?" Zhong Kui finished speaking and continued: "I don't accept it, it must be that narrow-minded guy who reported me behind my back, and Tang Wang mistakenly thought that I was a person with abnormal morals. Treat me, I want to go to Beijing to face the saint, and explain it to Tang Wang personally."

"Then you were secretly assassinated by that uncle who was afraid of dog boys?" Han Dong guessed based on the direction of the TV series. Generally, people who want to see the emperor, especially men, are either cut off by the guards or dragged away by the eunuchs. The room must be cut off, otherwise they will definitely not be able to enter the palace.

"No!" Zhong Kui vetoed Han Dong's answer and said, "Later, I got my wish and finally met King Tang. He didn't seem to like me very much. How fast, he really can't stand such an ugly person in front of him."

"Then you committed suicide because your pride was hurt?" Han Dong interjected again. The previous reason was not enough to commit suicide, so this must be more reliable, right?
Zhong Kui shook his head: "No, I still didn't commit suicide!"

"Damn, don't you commit suicide?" Han Dong's bottom line of tolerance was collapsing bit by bit, and he wanted to help this guy himself. After so much talk, there is still no story about Zhong Xiaojiao.

"What happened after that?"

"Although the king of Tang doesn't like me, after my unremitting efforts, he was finally moved by my loyalty. Although the champion of martial arts is gone because of the image problem, Tang Wang reads for the sake of my loyalty and dedication to serving the country. , exempted me from the death penalty, and even gave me a princess! Let me choose a day to marry her!"

"Okay! It must be some time before suicide this time!" Han Dong felt powerless. He was also drunk when he met such a chatterbox, and he was completely out of temper.

Sitting weakly on the stone steps, Han Dong took out a handful of melon seeds, and started nibbling quietly: "It's okay, I know it's still a long time before you commit suicide, please speak slowly, I'll listen , just listen to a romantic drama!"

Zhong Kui said, "No, I committed suicide this time!"

"Why?" Han Dong was a little puzzled: "Didn't you betrothed to you a princess? Love and concubine, a gentle town, spending time and wine, having fun every night, what a life, you are so full that you want to commit suicide? The princess is a pervert who likes leather whips and wax?"

Zhong Kui sighed: "That's right, the King of Hades asked me the same thing when I was in hell after I committed suicide. After I told the reason, he called the Heavenly Court, and I ascended in a minute."

"Why?" Han Dong was even more bewildered. Marrying a princess can kill himself, and he can ascend to hell. Why does he feel that his brain has insufficient blood supply and his thinking has stopped?
"Hey!" Zhong Kui sighed: "I don't want to commit suicide either. The reason is that the king of Tang betrothed me to a princess. If he betrothed me to a prince of Baylor, I wouldn't commit suicide!"

"Damn it!" Han Dongjie was shattered. No wonder the king of Tang didn't let him become the champion of martial arts. Feelings are still a glass. In ancient times, champions of martial arts usually protect the emperor. It is conceivable that in the days to come What will happen, how could Tang Wang make him the number one scholar for his own chrysanthemum?

"I finally know why you committed suicide." Han Dong's face was covered with sweat, and he took two steps back without a trace, leaning against the wall with his hands on his chrysanthemum. With Jigong's charismatic personality in the Song Dynasty, Han Dong had reason to suspect Zhong Kui. What will it do to Han Dong!
Sensing Han Dong's nervousness, Zhong Kui smiled embarrassedly, and explained: "Don't worry, I'm not a real glass, but I was still young and focused on studying martial arts, so I don't know much about men and women. , I always mistakenly think that the idol in my heart is what I like, and I will not do anything to you."

"That's okay!" Han Dong wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, and felt relieved, but he subconsciously stayed three meters away from Zhong Kui.

After relaxing for a while, Han Dong said, "I know the reason why you committed suicide, but you still didn't say anything about Zhong Xiaojiao. Does it have something to do with her being fat and hairy?"

"Of course I have!" Zhong Kui emphasized: "After I ascended, I have always been brooding about the matter of Wu Zhuangyuan. I can't even eat well for many years. Go out, so when I ascended, I used the merits I accumulated in the world to pray, so that my descendants in the world would grow up white and fat, so that all the men in Datang would like them, my blood of the Zhong family to last forever.

For a long time, the incense of the Zhong family has been very strong, but what I never expected is that in the Song Dynasty, the aesthetics have changed, and it just so happened that Zhong Yuanwai gave birth to the first girl in the history of my Zhong family. Yes, in order to praise me, Heavenly Dao tripled my mana, and with the blessing of Heavenly Dao, Zhong Xiaojiao became fat from birth, and grew flesh three times faster than ordinary people, until now. "

"Now do you understand my pain? I don't want the only girl in my Zhong family to be unable to marry because of my original wish, otherwise I would be a sinner through the ages!" Zhong Kui said with a guilty face, letting His exquisite face looks even more charming. If he and Zhong Xiaojiao switch, he will definitely be a peerless beauty.

After listening to Zhong Kui's narration, Han Dong burst into laughter a long time ago: "Your family, Zhong Xiaojiao, couldn't get married because of your ancestors. I tasted it myself, haha! I don’t know if Zhong Xiaojiao knows the truth, will she thank you with a stick of incense?”

Fear flashed across Zhong Kui's handsome face, and he hurriedly said, "Jianglong, you are my best friend, you must never tell her about this!"

Seeing Zhong Kui's worried look, Han Dong's thoughts turned like lightning. This opportunity must be negotiated.

Han Dong smirked twice, and said slowly: "Hmph, it's fine if I don't say anything, but you have to do me a favor! Otherwise, I'll tell Zhong Xiaojiao to smash all your statues."

Zhong Kui quickly stopped Han Dong and said, "What's the matter? I will help if I can!"

Han Dong then said: "Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want you to teach me some ghost-hunting spells, and give me two handy magic weapons to deal with some evil ghosts and the like. I don't know if you can do anything about it." ?The best way is to catch ghosts without mana, I'm afraid I won't be able to take back the magic weapon."

(End of this chapter)