Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 89 107 Lovely Zhong Kui (14)

"Xiemei?" Zhong Kui thought for a while, then waved his hand easily and said, "So it's just a little Xiemei, a low-level ghost, it's easy to deal with, and I'll teach you all the methods to deal with it! "

After Zhong Kui finished speaking, he tapped his finger on his forehead, and a light spot as small as a firefly flew out from his forehead, hovering around Zhong Kui's fingertips and dancing back and forth.

"Here, continue!" Zhong Kui said as he flicked his finger, and the light spot pierced the air and shot towards Han Dong.

Han Dong grabbed the spot of light, glanced at it, and pressed it on his forehead.

When it came into contact with the skin, the spot of light, like a drop of clear water, instantly turned into patches of invisible clouds, shuttled in from Han Dong's forehead, and stopped in his mind.

Then Zhong Kui took out a few more valuable magic weapons and threw them to Han Dong, and then he looked at Han Dong fawningly and said: "Qinglong, your matter is settled, should I also handle my matter?" Is it? After the matter is completed, I will definitely buy you a drink, and then steal the three-eyed Xiaotian dog to cook dog meat for you!"

"I'll go, you dare to eat the Roaring Sky Dog, you're not afraid that Erlang God will destroy you!" Han Dong trembled in fright, and stuffed all the magic weapons into his arms.

Now that everything has been collected, Han Dong is too embarrassed to delay other people's affairs.

With a big wave of his hand, Han Dong said, "There's no need for Xiao Tiangou, let's go, I'll find a son-in-law for you, as long as you like it, I'll take care of it all for you, and pull it to form a harem!"

Zhong Kui embraced Han Dong's shoulder excitedly: "Hey, that's a good relationship! I want all the beautiful men in the world to come to the bowl!"

Han Dong's body was shocked, and he squinted at Zhong Kui: "You also said that you are not glass, and you are three meters away from me! Don't look at my thigh!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Zhong Kui smiled awkwardly, and the two walked towards the market one after the other.

The Song Dynasty was not like modern times. There were Internet cafes, game halls, and DJs. There was nothing to entertain in that era. The only entertainment places for almost everyone were temples and brothels, but most of the men who loved to visit brothels were If Zhong Xiaojiao is a playboy who spends his days and nights marrying them, his life after marriage must be a grassland, green all over the sky, so brothels can definitely be ruled out. Han Dong and Zhong Kui came to the nearest temple.

Generally, the people who come to the temple are good men and women, some are single, and they come here to pray for fate, and some are married, and they come here to pray for a baby.

There are all kinds of beauties and all kinds of handsome guys here every day, some of them are sincerely looking for incense, some are just here to pick up girls, but what all of them have in common is to find fate, pick up girls, and catch girls. !
So over time, the temple has become a favorite gathering place for young men and women. To put it bluntly, it is a super big dating agency. The monks in the temple randomly smashed a bamboo stick, and then talked nonsense, pointing at a person at random If there are few directions, say: "Your predestined person will appear in that direction, go straight ahead, and don't look back!"

Men and women who believe in fate will feel elated when they hear that their marriage is on the mend. When they see handsome men and beautiful women, they will feel that there will be trouble, and then they will take the initiative to attack.

If I did meet, everyone would be happy. I went to the temple to give out red envelopes to thank. In fact, even the monks themselves were surprised. They were so ugly that they could be so ugly that they blinded my aluminum alloy dog ​​eyes.

If you can't meet it, come to the temple to find something?

That's easy to do, just point to which direction, and then say: "The ape dung has not arrived, you still have to wait, follow this direction, go straight forward, don't look back, it's your food, and you will meet in the end." Arrived."

Then the single dog who yearns for love will really believe it, and instantly believe what the monk said, where to wait.

Don't ask how long it takes to wait for the legendary fate, we don't raise apes here, where does the ape dung come from?
Where there are many apes, you will always find the one that belongs to you.

As a result, those who find a match will send red envelopes, and the credibility of the temple will instantly increase. Those who fail to find a match will come to offer incense and donate money. The income of the temple will rise steadily, and it will easily enter the top [-] in the world. It was absolutely reliable, so the person who hosted Happy was ten years younger and continued to create a second cash cow.

Just kidding, back to business.

While devout men and women were wandering outside the temple looking for ape dung, two special figures appeared in everyone's sight.

One was tall with red lips and white teeth, and the other was covered in leaves, quite obscene. The arrival of these two people instantly attracted everyone's attention.

The believers also forgot to offer incense, and all shot their gazes over, only two words popped out of their minds.

"Ape dung!"

"Look, where are the two handsome pots, so handsome."

"Yeah, one is handsome and gentle, and the other is non-mainstream and bohemian. I really like it."

"It turns out that there really are apes in this world, and even the ones that are pulled out are so handsome. I feel like I'm about to suffocate. I need them both to give me artificial respiration and oxygen."

So a group of girls began to flirt at Zhong Kui, their eyes seemed to want to eat him. In the eyes of the girls, Zhong Kui was no longer an ordinary man, but a naked beauty, and countless voices of swallowing drool came and went.

Although Han Dong is very handsome, his light is completely blocked by Zhong Kui's side. One is a little fresh meat full of sunshine, and the other is a sharp brother covered in leaves. You are a woman, who do you choose?

Han Dong is okay, at least he is a person who has experienced fighting on the battlefield, but Zhong Kui, who has never even touched a woman's hand, has already blushed and turned to look at Han Dong: "Jianglong, are all the girls in the Song Dynasty so lacking in love? Feel like you have no clothes on? You feel cold all over your body."

"Che, I don't know how to be blessed when I am blessed!" Han Dong spat at him, avoiding the girl's eyes and pulling Zhong Kui away.

For the sake of safety, the two performed invisibility in the corner of the temple, and they were gone when they came out again.

The girls couldn't find their target, so they could only continue to burn incense to find fate in a dull mood. Although this temple is a bit pitted, it is true that you can meet handsome guys.

The crowd gradually dispersed, Han Dong and Zhong Kui squatted on the flower platform of the temple and got busy with their business. X-ray eyes fell on the crowd, searching for all the men who were good-looking and qualified.

"Hey, Jianglong, what do you think of that man? His skin is tender, his eyes are like water, his figure is slender, and his appearance is pure. He looks like the son of that rich family, the kind who has read a lot of poetry and books."

"I can, but I'm afraid that he is a pervert like you. That guy looks like a sissy at first glance. Didn't you see that he kept staring at the man's butt, no!"

(End of this chapter)