Chaos through the heaven mission system

Chapter 90 109 Lovely Zhong Kui (16)

It was only after Han Dong exhausted his strength that he was able to suppress Zhong Kui who was like a mad cow. Seeing Zhong Kui looking at Zhang Ziwen's ass, Han Dong consciously kept three meters away from him, otherwise there would be danger.

Since he borrowed Jigong's body, Han Dong had to be responsible for his chrysanthemum, at least it must be well preserved before Jigong came back.

After finally suppressing Zhong Kui's evil fire, Zhong Kui didn't know which tendon was wrong, and suddenly thought of letting Zhang Ziwen be his son-in-law.

Pointing to Zhang Ziwen in front of him, he said, "Jianglong, I think I have chosen well. He will be the future son-in-law of the Zhong family. No matter what method you use, you must trap him here."

"No way!" Han Dong was surprised again and almost fell off the flower bed: "You want Zhang Ziwen, the most handsome guy in the capital, to marry your fat woman? Do you think it's possible?"

"Why is it impossible?" Zhong Kui glared and said, "Everything is possible, I just fell in love with this Ziwen, if you do this today, you have to do it for me, or if you don't do it, you have to do it for me, otherwise I will wait for your return." When I arrived at the Heavenly Court, I told Three Eyes that you have been slapping his Xiaotiangou's attention all the time, and that you often peek at Fairy Baihua taking a bath, hehe, if they find out, they will definitely throw you into the bath for shabu-shabu."

"Damn it, I know that Jigong likes to eat dog meat, but when did I sneak a peek at Fairy Baihua taking a bath? Even if you're lying, just blink your eyes, okay?" Han Dong stared at Zhong Kui: "I'm kind enough to help you do things, you You still touch porcelain?"

"Tch, don't touch porcelain, how do you think I got the position of Tianshi?" Zhong Kui said with a smirk: "But I really didn't wrong you in this matter, you did sneak a peek at Fairy Baihua taking a bath. There is also a video, the evidence is conclusive, do you want to watch it?"

"Tch, don't fool me, I'm a monk, how can I be interested in female sex!" Han Dong gave Zhong Kui a vicious look: "Take it out and let me see, I thought Jigong was shameless, but he inherited Jigong After the body, I didn't know that this kid had such a wretched side, and I didn't know what kind of figure Baihua Fairy is!"

"Want to see it? If you want to see it, just finish my work, and I will show it for you to see enough!" Zhong Kui lured Han Dongdao with a smirk.

"Damn, unscrupulous profiteers, you are all profiteers in heaven, you are too shameless!" Han Dong gave Zhong Kui the middle finger with great contempt, and said: "Well, since you insist on this, I can only do my best. Yes, but I'm only responsible for fooling him into marrying Zhong Xiaojiao, and I don't care about any unpleasant things that happen afterwards!"

"No problem, it's settled!" Zhong Kui slapped his thigh boldly, and stared at Zhang Ziwen with great interest.

"Hey, this guy is not only handsome and charming, but also a warm guy. You can see how much girls like his warm behavior."

"Tch, if you are warm to a girl, you are called a warm man, but if you are warm to a group of girls, that is a boiler!"

"Don't be too happy too early, be careful that your family Zhong Xiaojiao marries a wild horse, and the whole grassland will be greened, and when she is colorful and green on the top of her head, you will cry so hard!" Han Dong despised, and unlocked the invisibility technique , jumped off the flower bed and walked towards Zhang Ziwen, who was surrounded by girls.

"Come on, give up, give up, I don't care if the clothes are dirty!" Han Dong used Jigong's welfare to shake the clothes from side to side, and squeezed into the crowd with the smell of not taking a bath all year round. The girls who were affected by the stench couldn't stand the sour smell, and quickly stepped aside as if seeing a cockroach. Han Dong squeezed into the crowd unimpeded, and walked to Zhang Ziwen's side.

"Hi, Zhang Ziwen, I have something to do with you."

At this moment, Zhang Ziwen was reading an elegant poem to a girl, when he saw the dusty Han Dong running in, he frowned, and smiled slowly: "I'm sorry I'm not interested in men, I can't give you my autograph, I'd better hurry up let's go!"

After Zhang Ziwen finished speaking, he ignored Han Dong and continued to chat happily with the girls.

"I didn't want to sign. I came here specially to share something good with you. Are you interested?"

"Sorry, I'm not interested!"

"you sure?"

"Nonsense, I don't have time to talk to you a beggar here! Hurry up, don't infect me with your ugliness!" Zhang Ziwen waved his hand away impatiently and pushed Han Dongdao away.

"I'm going! Are all the men in the Song Dynasty so conceited?" Han Dong was depressed. If Zhong Kui hadn't appointed him as the son-in-law of the Zhong family, Han Dong really wanted to beat him up and slap this guy's size 42 face with a size 37 flat boot. go up.

"Well, since you don't want to read it, then I have to watch it myself!" After calming down his irritable mood, Han Dong mysteriously took out the portrait that Zhong Xiaojiao didn't want from his arms, and started to watch it on his own.

"Tsk tsk, I don't know how the girl in this painting looks so good-looking. Words can no longer describe her beauty. This girl should only exist in the sky. How much is there in the world? Tsk tsk, if you can do it in this life Let me get acquainted with the woman in this portrait, even if I die, it will be worth it!"

"Hey!" Han Dong sighed, carefully rolled up the portrait, and put it in his arms like a baby.

"Hey, wait!" Zhang Ziwen's ears became as sharp as radar when he heard the word "beauty". When Han Dong said that there was a beauty, he felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and his eyes radiated a dazzling light.

Just when Han Dong was about to put the portrait into his arms, Zhang Ziwen suddenly ran up to him and grabbed Han Dong's arm: "Brother, what did you just say?"

"I didn't say anything, what did I say?" Han Dong pretended not to know anything and stuffed the portrait into his clothes again.

Seeing the portrait hidden on Han Dongxiang's chest, Zhang Ziwen's eyes straightened instantly, and he said, "I just heard you say that there is a beautiful woman in this portrait? She looks like a fairy?"

Han Dong rolled his eyes and said, "Yeah, so what's the matter? Anyway, I kindly wanted to share it with you, but you didn't want to watch it yourself. Who is to blame?"

Zhang Ziwen's eyes changed, and he begged: "Don't, I just made a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, a momentary mistake, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean anything malicious, just let me see! I have been in love for so many years, I haven't seen anything that can Let me praise the girl, I want to see how beautiful this girl is, is she my favorite!"

"Do you really want to see it?" Han Dong asked Zhang Ziwen with a smile.

"Well, I really want to see it." Zhang Ziwen looked at Han Dong pitifully.

"In this case..." Han Dong took out the portrait and spun it twice in front of Zhang Ziwen's eyes, then smiled and said, "Hehe, no!"

Zhang Ziwen's face changed: "No, why?"

(End of this chapter)