The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 54

"I, Feng Jiu, swear to God that I really didn't avenge my personal revenge. I didn't do it on purpose. Du Yitan and Fuzhu were successfully connected." I smiled at Yue Lao. "How about just pretending that a male couple finally appeared from all over the world? Du Yitan is usually a mother, so it doesn't matter."

"What did you say? What did you say? You killed me, the Dragon King of the North Sea will fight with me desperately, you are simply insane, woo woo woo." Yuelao's voice tore through his throat and made the sweet-scented osmanthus tree shrink back in fright.

"Oh, the sky is destined to have a bad relationship. I heard that their love has not survived. From my observation of the sky, I will also add a little princess Xiyan from the North Sea to the husband. The habit of broken sleeves has never been good or bad? I fell in love with my elder brother and married my younger sister, and I will never forget each other forever." I said seriously while taking out the sky-viewing mirror, and put it away in a flash. "Okay, little old man, you've had a good life without Feng Jiu, I'm relieved, I'm leaving."

"Hey, drink some wine with me." Yuelao stomped his feet, and saw the elf-like girl jump away.

Here, Bai Xiwu was holding a baby all day long, so she didn't have time to run over to play with Feng Jiu. After a woman has a baby, she seldom thinks about men.So the Ancient God Venerable hated this little doll very much at this moment.It is still a doll pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. It is obviously a 5000-year-old Shangxian. If you don’t want to be a good adult, you must become a doll.Poor old Gu, walking up and down in the Zichen Palace, is very irritable.

Li Shangxian, who was reporting the work of the Heavenly Court this quarter, wondered why the gods were always absent-minded today. He didn't know if these data had entered the ancient gods who were always feared by everyone in the heavens and had always been very strict. ears, but dare not ask questions.

Oh, Du Yitan, this kid is really amazing, he dares to pester little Bai Ze, it's unreasonable.Thinking of the ancient world made him angry, and the purple jade teacup in his hand was crushed into powder.

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty?" The Immortal Si Li called out several times.

"What's the matter?" Gu Shenzun's face like a crown of jade was already gloomy.

"The subordinate has finished reporting." Si Li Shangxian felt aggrieved.

"Let's go." The Ancient God Venerable stood up and waved his sleeves, deciding to go to the water shortage.

Water shortage.

Baixiwu inspects Shiwan Daze.Many people who are suffering from water shortages have started to grow rice.Thanks to the Holy Maiden for the special precipitation to solve the severe drought problem.Bai Xiwu readily accepted it with a smile, and didn't take into account Du Yitan's frowning little face.

"Baixi Wu, I'm hungry."

"Ah."

"Baixi Wu, I'm hungry."

"Ah."

……

"Baixi Wu, I'm hungry."

"Hmm." Asked for the 890th and six times, Bai Xiwu was still watching the opera being sung on the stage with great interest. It is said that Lin Ziwu, the son of Muhuang Shengzi, is vigorously developing the entertainment industry, and singing is the first among them. "The Peony Pavilion" "The singing is good, and the story is very good.The stories sung on the stage are all the stories of those great gods and little immortals who went down to earth and encountered a lot of calamities.It is said that there is an outstanding writer in Dihuang, who especially loves to write these scriptures, perform and sing operas.As a result, Du Yitan looked at Bai Xiwu aggrievedly, his body shrank smaller and smaller.

"How can this girl abuse children? She is really a stepmother."

"Look at that little baby crying with hunger."

"Tsk tsk, what a prodigal bitch."

All I saw was Baixi's mist-heavy silver handles smashing onto the stage.

Du Yitan only asked about the smell of roasted chicken coming from somewhere, and went out looking for the smell, and saw a jar of fine wine, so he ate the roasted chicken and drank the wine.How could I drink when I was just a doll? I couldn't digest the amount of alcohol, so I passed out.

When Bai Xiwu finally looked away from the stage, the people around him were gone, only one was wearing a sky-blue floral satin gown with a moon-white dragon-pattern brocade belt tied around his waist, and his hair was like the wind. He is a good man with smooth hair, a pair of deep bright eyes, a fresh and handsome body, and his gestures are full of boundless nobility.

Baixi Wu was inexplicably sad.

As a result, the man actually said so.

"As the saying goes, when a woman has a baby, she forgets the father."

"You're talking nonsense, you're not Du Yitan's father."

Bai Xiwu immediately replied.

"Of course I'm not his father. How many gods from all over the world want me to be his father? Except Rui Ying who may have something to do with me, who else can get involved?" Tea from the creek fog.

"What are you doing in the water shortage? I, Bai Ze, can't entertain such a distinguished guest as you." Bai Xi said mistyly.

"If you can't entertain me, I'll find your father. Anyway, Shui Di is happy to know what happened back then."

"You are shameless, you are making trouble for no reason." Bai Xiwu stood up and pointed at the shameless ancient god and cursed.

"Anyway, you know me best, who is the one who makes trouble out of no reason." Gu Jie thought for a while, it's better to have a poisonous tongue, he can't even speak, and he can escape from his own palm?

"Where is Du Yitan? Where has he gone? He's just a doll, so he won't be in danger, right?" Bai Xiwu thought something was wrong, and looked at the ancient world suspiciously.

Gu Jie took out a high-quality water-white ice snake soft whip. "Here, this was made for you. Don't you lack a weapon? This can be turned into a soft sword or a whip. It can be wrapped around the waist as a belt, and wrapped around your hands as a cloak."

Bai Xiwu was very excited when he saw it, and touched it in his hand, but he forgot about Du Yitan in a blink of an eye. He is a fairy anyway, so he will not be kidnapped.

Gu Jie rubbed his chin, Du Yi was right, women still need to be coaxed, especially young women.

Besides, Du Yitan was really abducted, Fu Zhu and Bai Ze's clan are relatives, Fu Zhu came to play in the water shortage, and picked up Xiaolongren who was sleeping in a jar of wine.That's right, Fu Zhu, who has always liked men, successfully picked up the little handsome boy Du Yitan.Noticing that Du Yitan climbed into his own clouds, he went to travel around the world.

"I didn't expect that my husband, one day, would be able to see a beautiful little doll. If he grows up to be a beautiful boy, he will live up to my good fortune." Fuzhu was very happy.

(End of this chapter)