The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 55

Let’s talk about the heavenly realm. I really feel bored. I was just bored, so I called myself sick at home.Who knew that Du Yi came to my Fengming Pavilion time and time again, once I was taking a bath, and suddenly heard a faint long sigh behind me, your water is not warm enough.I was so scared that I almost burned down Fengming Pavilion.

I said that Du Yi is simply superb.It's strange to say that his master is Taishang Tianzun, Tianzun has been practicing for too long, and he has traveled through eternity, and he is a great god that everyone in the world looks up to.

Of course, but I have heard that Tianzun used to like to transform into a mortal to practice in the world, so the world often calls Tianzun Buddha, saying that God is Buddha, and Buddha means the ancestor of Buddha, which is the most kind and kind.Then Tianzun is the most kind and kind old man.Yes, Tianzun is not such an old man.When I first learned the art of alchemy, I often saw him.Sloppy with a long snow-white beard.

Strange to say, I checked the classics carefully.Tianzun is also strange in the mortal world, always doing some unpredictable things, such as cutting meat to feed eagles, sacrificing his life to feed tigers.What's the point?Tianzun's answer to this is that because Tianzun is immortal, he often tries how to die, how to die more beautifully, and how to experience the feeling of death before dying.Of course, Tianzun did not die, but the ten thousand tricks of immortals came out.No one dared to try.But I heard that Ruiying had indeed tried a thousand and one tricks to kill himself, which made Tianzun, Shizun and Du Yi very curious.

The disciples under the seat of Tianzun, except for the Emperor and Queen of Heaven, and the original Emperor Zun of Jihuang, many of them belonged to Chaos.But I heard that Tianzun has a particularly strange apprentice. Although he is a man, he always likes to wear white clothes, white gauze on his head, and long hair in a shawl. things.Tianzun punished him many times, but he didn't listen, and he still wanted to help others. He accumulated a lot of merit and was finally going to become a Buddha, that is, a god. But suddenly he saw a mortal suffering, and ran away again, without experiencing the last catastrophe.So he became a person who was not in the five elements, and often went to the mortal world, turning into all kinds of beings to help others.

The common people in the mortal world are grateful to Tianzun and Tianzun's disciples, calling them Buddha and Buddha, and that disciple is called Guanshiyin Bodhisattva.

That's why we often talk about the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, because these gods sometimes practice Taoism, and Taoism is natural, and sometimes they practice mind law, and Buddhism is boundless.They are all able to speak and understand the scriptures.Among the disciples under Tianzun, apart from this disciple who is called Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, the one who is most proficient in Buddhism is this God of Duyi.Half-step God Venerable, just don't know why he hasn't crossed the catastrophe yet.

As for the fact that I tried my best to find this information from everywhere, but still couldn't detect Du Yi's thoughts, Du Yi was extremely helpless. After all, I was responsible for the construction of the Duyi Temple, and he had a heart to make up for it.

I proclaimed that the heavens are everywhere, and I only said that Fengjiu was baptized by the fire of heaven again, so that he was seriously ill in bed.

Du Yi couldn't bear Jing's plea, but he was willing to stay in Fengming Pavilion and wait for me to recover from illness.Naturally, I cannot recover from my illness.A man as beautiful as a flower will appear in front of me 360 ​​times a day. "Also ask Feng Jiu, Lord God, to be generous, forgive Du Yi." And he dangled under my nose every day, talking in my ear countless times.

"Hey, I forgive you." That day I suddenly thought of playing tricks.Think back to the time when I was learning to fly, I was taken to God by Du Yi who pretended to be the Dragon Prince of Beihai.How miserable the bullying has become.

"Is what you said true?" I saw his star-like eyes shining brightly.

"Fake." I shrugged and pretended not to hear.

"Eh." He was a little helpless, but still smiled.

"I'm short of a nanny who does odd jobs." That's how he said it.I thought about it and raised my eyebrows.Pretending to be very cold and unruly.I think if Baixi Wu was there, she would definitely say look at Ajiu, she is pretending again
"Du Yi is willing to be God's nanny." Unexpectedly, he agreed to such a harsh request.Alas, this god who looks up to me from all over the world has suddenly become my slave, happy.Finally, I understood Master's thought of accepting me as an apprentice at that time.Immediately, I wanted to sing a song and turn myself into a serf and be my master.Be merry!Pretentious, anyway, there is a lot of time.

"Okay, remember to call me Your Highness when you are outside." I turned over very satisfied, and almost fell off the bed in excitement.He quickly caught me and hugged me tightly.

"Very well, this is my test for you." In his arms, I coughed and had to say this, to maintain my dignity.Oh, what a shame.

"Yes, Your Highness, do you have any orders?" Du Yi said to me very respectfully, and sent me back to the bed.

"I want to drink white fungus and lotus seed porridge. I don't drink other people's cooking, I'll drink your own cooking." Just after I finished speaking, he immediately went to the small kitchen.After a while, I drank white fungus and lotus seed porridge and enjoyed Duyi Shangshen himself playing the fan.Immediately, I feel that the years are long, and my life is really cool!
"I'm going out." I said to the back of Du Yi who was busy in the kitchen.Shi Jian Du Yi ran over very gently. "Where are you going, Your Highness?" I raised my eyebrows, "Of course I'm going to a fun place, well, I heard that a strange peach has grown in the Peach Garden. You can take me there to see it." Not good."

Hearing what I said, Du Yi said to me very gently and respectfully: "Wherever you want to go, we can go there, okay?"

So my sister, a man of peerless beauty carried one on his back.The beautiful girl came to the flat peach garden, and the fairy goose guarding the flat peaches in the flat peach garden saw her.Fenfei opened his mouth in surprise.

From then on, all the little gods and gods in the heavens felt afraid.Because Duyi Shangshen always appears in various strange places, and there is always a person on his back, Feng Jiu Shangshen.Moreover, High God Du Yi obeyed and obeyed High God Feng Jiu, obeying orders.Even in front of the Emperor of Heaven.High God Feng Jiu didn't get off High God Duyi's back either, but just nodded slightly.

It's really all over the world and I am the only one.I finally felt what it means to be in a high place and not win the cold.

(End of this chapter)